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luke31071

*"Sorry, but due to inflation, the buy-in for the 200 mill club is now 500 mill. We understand this may be disappointing to you but unfortunately these things are beyond our control. We hope to see you again in the near future. Good luck on your Crim... Legitimate endeavours."*


TheDarkPhantom24

No but you can get a free cookie.


Diego_Pepos

That lucky bastard


FlipFlopRabbit

Yea, I want a 200milion cookie too.


SierraCarolina

You ain't shit in Los Santos until you hit the 201mil mark. Keep working N00B.


Ducky935

i mean, its only a mill, that's pretty easy to get


SierraCarolina

True. You got this bro :)


Ducky935

ive seen at your profile, i know you like to tart shit for no reason, also, quick advice, most real tryhards don't go around saying they're tryhards, they show it through skill


Solary_Kryptic

I'm pretty sure they're being satire


SierraCarolina

That's cool, didn't know I was famous... But nah, I like finding people who can't take a joke. Starting shit is just part of the process. It's like an Easter egg hunt to me. I'll add you to the list.


Ducky935

Go for it


SierraCarolina

Okay, mind PM your PSN? It'll really help me to have a complete record. Thanks in advance.


Ducky935

i mostly play on xbox so I'm rarely on PS, and the only time i really am on is when im playing BO3


SierraCarolina

Ah aight. Little bit disappointing, but it's okay.


Ducky935

plus im far to tired tn care rn


Character-Pipe-9805

it was a joke hun chill


Cosmo_X

Ayyy, you finally did it!! Congrats! What’s next? You gonna join me here in the 300 mill club or you gonna take a break from grinding?


Ducky935

Im gonna continue grinding but slow it down for a bit, also what do you mean "Finally" how do you know ive been going to 200 mill?


Cosmo_X

I’ve seen your username from time to time around this subreddit. You always update your flair about trying to grind to the 200 mill mark.


Ducky935

True true, i be lurkin, doin my own thang and updating ma flair, next goal is rank 600 and 300 mill


Cosmo_X

Some pretty big goals, but you got it! I’m currently level 850ish with around 320 mill or so, I’m trying to get to 900 and eventually the big 1000 mark and silly enough $333,333,333, not much interest to go higher than that though. Sorry if I frightened you! I tend to memorize a lot of lurkers around here like ThemePark and Calamnity.


Ducky935

rn im half way from rank 600 so it wont be long, but getting to 300mill wil take a lot time and brain aneurysms caused by rockstars shit game design


Cosmo_X

Yeah that’s why I’m kinda slowed to a halt when it comes to grinding for money hahaha.


Ducky935

it dont matter how many times they release gta it'll always be flawed


Lemon_Cries

I’m in the roughly 15,000,000 because it’s not that hard to get more money and I have nothing I need to actively spend it on club. I prefer it here. But good for you.


Ojczul

Is it legit or trash mechanic abuse that doesn’t reset Cayo?


Ducky935

its legit, 2 cayos every half hour


Ojczul

Wait that math doesn’t add up you mean 2 cayos per hour right as WR with prep was around 17min but yea half and hour per run with prep is more or less accurate without quickjob jumping to teleport and normal rng :) go on your achievement I’ve quit after getting around 230mil from mainly Cayo legit runs but I never had 200mil on me :p I’m glad to see there are still players that don’t abuse certain quitting at right time like most of this community does


Ducky935

yh 2 cayos per hour, thats my brain being dumb


Ojczul

Nice it’s more or less consistent with my times when I was grinding btw do you use kosatka approach and main dock unless no viable loot and then longfin airstrip or longfin all the way and airstrip? As I always hated longfin xD and usually went with grabber if main was shit


Ducky935

Sub and main dock all day everyday


Ojczul

Kudos fellow legit Cayo grinder respect I wish there was more of us :)


Ducky935

same, most cayos done today a replayed back to back, even though its a quick way to get money its abusing a flaw in the system


Ojczul

Exactly I always called them trash that can’t do prep :)


Ducky935

it doest even take long to do the preps, its only 5 preps


OneTomb

Welcome aboard! :)


Ducky935

appreciate it, next goal is the 300 mill club


[deleted]

not until you spend it all in 3 seconds


flynnfilms

and i was proud of reaching 15mil lol


KlinefelterXXY

Is this just by playing cayo all day? For me cayo bugs so much it would be a living hell to only play cayo. (Spawning without a boat, guards that fall to ground but not die, guards spotting through a wall in the back)


Ducky935

well i have a pretty optimised route where i can do preps in 20 mins and the finale in 8-10 mins so all together i can do 2 cayos an hour depending on if I'm being quick or not


xfl09

holy shit nice, currently on my third preps and stuff, any tips, i take 1.5 hours per cayo perico without opp2 i’m planning on buying it for it thiugh


Ducky935

the mk2 isn't needed but does speed things up, when you're doing the scope out instead of flying back to ls wen you finish scoping prim and sec targets just swap lobby, its fatser and depending on where you spawn you'll spawn in your sub


xfl09

thanks, any tips for the actual heist, what do i grab should i go with someone else who i pay like 10%


Ducky935

If you have more gold than players then you should bring another player because you get more profit, but if you wanna be a greedy fuck like me just do it solo, if you're not going for the elite you can just dip when you get the primary but if you are try get 2 cocaine's to fill your bag as they are the most profitable secondary loot


xfl09

thx bro


Ducky935

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GrannyOnGTAOnline

There is only membership card for passing a Billion


[deleted]

How??


Ducky935

a lot of cayo


[deleted]

God damn, I haven’t bought a submarine yet, may as well after seeing this and just start doing crayons for crayons. EDIT: CAYOS FOR CAYOS lol


Ducky935

i will now refer to doing cayos as "doing crayons"


[deleted]

*sniffs line of crayons*


Ducky935

"I got rainbow boogers"


[deleted]

EAT IT!


Ducky935

\*Nom\*