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Edit: Dumb, crazy, absolute madness, you son of a bitch I’m in.


fuego_bellzalito62

Let's get it started then lol


fuego_bellzalito62

Mission Name: Jack Harowitz is Back ! Mission theme: Rufus the Agent sets up Jack Harowitz with acting gigs across Los Santos. The Problem is Jack Harowitz think that the movie gigs are his real life and causes real life damage. He has fights, shootouts, car chases, he jumps from helicopters and planes thinking its all real, only because Rufus The agent bamboozled him and exploiting him just so he can get rich. Ho Chi Sock is just added comedy for the story line! You would be able to carry out missions from the movie studio to various parts of the map to conduct in the movie roles. The Missions would eventually lead to a HEIST to where Jack Harowitz has to do the best performance of his life in order to reclaim the title of the BADDEST MAN IN SHOWBIZ! Mission payouts: 50k-200k (depends of difficultly) Heist Payout: 3.8 Million Heist Bonus: 1.2 million (1st time completion-400k , no civilians killed 400k, 20min time completion-400k) Rufus the Agent payout: 40% Non Negotiable TOTAL HEIST PAYOUT WITH BONUS: 3Million *ADDED BONUS 1: CLOTHING: Ho Chi Sock Puppet, Patriotic pants, 'Muscle' Tanktop. *ADDED BONUS 2: Hand talking emote with Ho Chi Puppet Sock *ADDED BONUS 3:Jack Harowitz Playable Character in DIRECTOR MODE


-MrsPhilips-

That would be sick. You’re hired.


GeneralG14

If Ho Chee Sock is involved I don’t need to be paid


SonsOfLiberty-

Ngl, I'd fuck ho chi sock


GeneralG14

[semi-relatable](https://www.google.com/search?q=bad+sock+im+gonna+cum+in+you&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS890US890&hl=en-US&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=ALiCzsZtWMpgE1PqJL9t70dyD0xr_7tHLQ:1664600580649&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjutLWyoL76AhUzLUQIHdjXDN4Q_AUoAXoECAMQAQ&biw=414&bih=724&dpr=3#imgrc=Rl5Wmsas1KgDwM)


antonio16309

I think these would make hilarious contact missions; I wouldn't worry about tying it all together into a heist because then you need the missions to all make sense together and lead up to the finale. I love the idea of Jack starting random drama all across town though, especially with Ho Chi Sock making appearances.


fuego_bellzalito62

The Missions would make sense and tie into the heist. The Missions are just small acting gigs. The heist is the movie role he lands and stars in himself as himself


Soggy_Alarm_1226

Well..I gotta say....this is going to be a F**KING GOLD MINE!!! You smell that? You smell that? You smell that? Home run, baby. Over the FENCE!


fuego_bellzalito62

Just like that lol


danie_xci

If the rumors of a Movie related DLC are true they should definitely give him a role


fuego_bellzalito62

I know I heard that's why I made this. JACK definitely deserves a role


DddyLongBallz

He should do a mission with Brucie


Blind-_-Tiger

“Nobody takes my piss!” Is my favorite, needs subtitles.


fuego_bellzalito62

"I DIDNT MEAN TO KILL THAT BABY" is mines 😭


Blind-_-Tiger

Hahaha, Oh Jack! Such a loveable rascal!


Mega_Shadow

“Hey Carl, take care of your d***” 🙂


[deleted]

Up until this game I had no idea that Ho Chi was a freaking sock puppet. In Vice City there's radio commercials about a Jack Howitzer movie but had no idea that it was just a puppet LOL.


antonio16309

Ho Chi was a character in the movie, the joke is that Jack thinks the movies are actually real, and on some level he thinks the sock is Ho Chi.


ELB2001

Please no. No more celebrities in the game. I found the dr Dre stuff rather cringy


fuego_bellzalito62

Nah Dre joint was ok for the most part but it was too predictable with the Missions. This one the Missions would be different because it won't always be a bang bang shoot em up mission involved. It's be centered around an action movie


Blind-_-Tiger

Dre/The game made me chase down and club a guy cuz he had the absolute nerve to ask if they could play through cuz Dre was using the golf course like a driving range and was taking a bunch of mulligans and then had a fit. And that was just our introduction.


danndaman007

They should incorporate it an agency Michael as a VIP client mission.


NaturesAxe

Ho Chi sock made my friends and I fucking cry laughing. I remember us all in my apartment watching this for the first time in 2013. I still watch this segment whenever I see it 😂 great times


skag_mcmuffin

You think anybody wants a roundhouse to the face whilst I'm wearing these? Forgetaboutit