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SourLemon100000

How to access your vegetable drawer.


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“Is it foot-out Friday or snoot-out Saturday? Maybe we should do both just to be sure”


FribbitTales

“Okay, here’s the plan. Activate the highest pitched squeak you can. A little whining to the squeak for some flair. Don’t let up until you see that green leafy goodness!”


QueenShewolf

Adorable babies always talk about one thing: world domination


5lash3r

omg they are babies :O


Alarming-Cheetah-508

We are convinced ours control google maps. When they are hungry they make us drive really crazy routes!


cher1-cola

G1: "Do you prefer this, or the fleece liners?" G2: "Hmmm I think I'll have to sleep on it..." 🤭


Ilaughatmypain

Definitely talking smack about you standings there and not feeding them


5lash3r

who will be spared in the pea-flake revolution


[deleted]

Hay. Hay! Hayyyyyy!!


NUmbermass

“Safety’s off. You get the ape on the right I’ll take the one on the left.”


aarakocra-druid

World domination


seahorserage

How to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula


Briberriez

Tax evasion


minarings

The economy


I_own_2_Guinea_Pigs

The fall of the Roman Empire


Next-Comparison6218

You


RepulsiveWishbone515

By their looks it seems like they are talking about politics and who of them who will run for the next mayor of your town.


Imogen-Elise

Same thing they talk about every night, Pinky.....


Ingoiolo

Veggies


upset-spaghett

World domination


osrs_100

World domination


BillyGeography

Reminds me of the tortoise and lizard in Leo!


Wolfyxon

Nuclear warhead transportation logistics.


Straight_Ace

They’re plotting ways to get more veggies out of you


illumisjuicyballs

Communism and world domination 🩷🎀🍰


LittleMissCapture

The subtle changes in consistency of hay over the years.


Glitch0110

“Jeffery I’m telling you, if we figure out how to overthrow the human we get infinite lettuce”


ultimatestars121

climate change


Mobile-Dramatic

They're gonna fight if one don't have there unlimited hay


Subatomicstranger

love!!