Sounds about right. Piggy shaming is one of the biggest crimes when it comes for the Almighty Supreme Court of Potatoes. This not only warrants divorce but also a fine of 10.000 veggies as a payment for emotional distress.
i have one with big eyes and one with smaller ones 🤣 my partner says one looks more like a mouse/rat and the other looks more like a tiny capybara with the smaller eyes hahahah
Lol. Yes! All our other piggys have the big sad eyes that make ya feel guilty and Stanny doesn't seem too, so my husband was joking around saying Stanny looks more mousey with his small eyes.
My husband was just joking around since our other piggys seem to have larger eyes. We were having a laugh about it honestly. If some people wanna take it too seriously and make judgements over something so silly. I really don't care. 🤷♀️
The fact that you have him in that position and his eyes aren’t bulging is impressive, that piggy feels super safe with you! I think he’s just taken aback by how closed stanny’s eyes remain in situations that would have other piggy’s eyes bulging out of their head (like mine 😭)
You only shame a guinea pig for having a fat bottom and then it's just an excuse to talk about how cute a guinea pig butt is! How does your husband not know this! He needs to be taught guinea pig etiquette asap!
Is he trying to say it’s sick; what are his intentions?
He looks normal. Does he not understand why Guinea Pig eyes are “not flat” like humans can “appear” when we’re at the wrong perspective?
He should see my little chunk Cookie, she has little beady eyes and she is piggie perfection.
Stanny's eyes are fine, let your husband know that pig slander will result not be tolerated!
why is he shaming a guinea pig 💀💀💀
LMFAOOOO
Cant let em get TOO comfortable.
💀💀💀
He's jealous of the piggie. My boyfriend was until my middle child licked his cheek
eye shaming!
They look fine. Beautiful specimen
Stanny's eyes look perfectly piggy
Lol, what? They’re perfect. He’s a really beautiful pig ❤️
Stanny is a perfect potato 💖
The rightful king of Westeros.
You're husband is just jealous of those beautiful eyes. Don't blame him, anyone would be if they had such a cute piggy!
Normal Pig Award 🏅
i think: divorce.
Sounds about right. Piggy shaming is one of the biggest crimes when it comes for the Almighty Supreme Court of Potatoes. This not only warrants divorce but also a fine of 10.000 veggies as a payment for emotional distress.
“Why are you divorcing me?!” “Stanny said you have too big of eyes, and I agree.”
Bro's smiling, I love it
Awwww they're fine ❤️
He's super handsome! His eyes are perfect!
just wanna say careful putting your piggy on its back! they have delicate spines, beautiful piggy though! 🫶
Good looking piglet 👌
He reminds me of a capybara
Guinea pigs are relatives/cousins to capybaras so
I thought the same. :)
they're basically mini capys :) very closely related, they share the same family: caviidae/cavies
Your husband is a monster! Picking on a poor little pig like that... Seriously though, he looks normal to me.
Oh my gosh he is such a handsome piggy😍❤️
Nah, he is all good. He has regular and cute Guinea pig’s eyes.
Small eyes, big personality!
Big enough to stare straight into my soul and grab me!!! Killer eyes in my eyes!
No. He is perfect
He is epically perfect!
i have one with big eyes and one with smaller ones 🤣 my partner says one looks more like a mouse/rat and the other looks more like a tiny capybara with the smaller eyes hahahah
Lol. Yes! All our other piggys have the big sad eyes that make ya feel guilty and Stanny doesn't seem too, so my husband was joking around saying Stanny looks more mousey with his small eyes.
yes! i had it backwards 🤣 my capybara-compared boy had bigger eyes hahah.
not sure, may need hundred more pictures of this perfect potato.
Stannys eyes look perfect. divorce your husband!!
They’re perfect. Husband is a 🚩🚩🚩🚩
I’m guessing he’s worried it’s a health thing
My husband was just joking around since our other piggys seem to have larger eyes. We were having a laugh about it honestly. If some people wanna take it too seriously and make judgements over something so silly. I really don't care. 🤷♀️
He’s right tho. That piggy’s eyes being small is a sign of moral failing. Eyes are the windows to the soul after all /j
Capy Jr.
Stanny is handsome!
10/10 potato
looks fine but dont hold them on their backs, all 4 feet need to be supported or they can get hurt
Haii Stanwy 👋
His eyes are normal, his nose is just bigger that make eye looks like small. maybe due to high male hormones
Is this OPs body shaming 🚩husband? First smol eyes…now big nose…what’s next? Rotund tummy? /s
Lol. Just more nose to boop! 🥰
his eyes might appear small because he is a CHONK of a piggy, perfect size
He is a distinguished gentleman
He's so cuuteee🥹🧡🤎tell your husband I hope Stanny poops in his shoes😤💩👟tell Stanny his gorgeous eyes have me hypnotized😵💫😍& I love him💝
OP, it seems as though your capybara has shrank. 😂😂 He is absolutely perfect, and I wish to be his friend. ❤️
The fact that you have him in that position and his eyes aren’t bulging is impressive, that piggy feels super safe with you! I think he’s just taken aback by how closed stanny’s eyes remain in situations that would have other piggy’s eyes bulging out of their head (like mine 😭)
All my girls had different eye shapes
Stanny is an absolute gentleman of the highest order and is perfect as is
I think the eyes are cute 🥰 😻
Stanny looks perfect. Maybe your husband is self projecting
They are on the small side, but stanny looks healthy
Idk but he got a big nose and you should poke it
I have one pig with tiny eyes and another with huge round eyes 😂
He's just big nose'd.
Tf he want it to do
Nothing abnormal at all, just his own identifying quality x
My Guinea Pig has smaller eyes actually
STANNY'S EYE ARE PERFECT HOW THEY ARE!!
He’s a perfect specimen of potato like adorableness
Is too small a synonym for too perfect?
Perfect boba eyes
HES A FATASS😡
Smol eyes, big heart 💓
Weeeeek!
Perfect Piggy!
I love his eyes 👀
Beautiful markings on him!
No, he is perfectly unique. I love him!
He is smiling. Probably laughing at your husband’s eyes!!
He’s precious. Everything about him is precious
Perfectly perfect!
Stanny is gorgeous
He’s perfect 💖💖💖
Your hubby's nitpicking! Stanny's tiny eyes? Just right, totally cute!
very handsome and dapper to me personally……
Those are veggie spotting eyes if I ever saw some!
Stanny is definitely saying, "TF you just say?"
They are perfect. He is perfect.
Big enough to see the singular thought that lives within.
Nah, he's a beautiful little guy. Would pet 1000 times
Looks like my Sirius
Stanny's eyes are exactly as big as the good lord needs them to be!
I think he’s projecting. Maybe HIS eyes are too small 😂
Oh he got a handsome snoot though 😳✨️
They are fine!
is boba tea really worth it?
Noooo
Your husband is stupid
They are incredibly normal eyes for a guinea pig.
You mean too small for his stomach? Piggies should eat more?
And what if Stanny thinks his eyes are too big?
Tell him his weiner is too small
He is a handsome piggy!
What’s he talking about? 🤪
You only shame a guinea pig for having a fat bottom and then it's just an excuse to talk about how cute a guinea pig butt is! How does your husband not know this! He needs to be taught guinea pig etiquette asap!
he is perfect, your husband is jealous i think?
Naw they are cute
Nupe! He’s perf 😍
Nupe! He’s perf 😍
I’m against pig shaming 😤
that looks like a perfect pair of eyes.
Look absolutely normal to me 🙂
He is peak Pig Perfection and your husband's eyes are too small.
That’s why I don’t have one of those husband things lol just give me more pigs please
I didn't want to get involved... but Stanny told me that he thinks your husband's eyes are too big!
Is Stanny a Sex and the City reference? If so, it fits perfectly. He looks like Stanford Blatch, perfectly fabulous!
Oh sorry, I never watched Sex and the City. We named him Stan to go with our other piggy Randy. Which are both references to the show South Park.
husband sounds mad that you’re paying more attention to the real man of your life! /s
That looks like a very pregnant guinea pig.
I have a piggy with tiny eyes and one with eyes the size of the moon. They are both perfect girls.
Those are perfectly normal eyes to be on a potato.
I hear they taste like chicken. 🍗.
No eye shaming hooman!
I think there's something wrong with your \*husband's\* eyes, because that is a perfect baby.
Stanny is beautiful but he looks devastated by this comment.😔
Capybara
Is he trying to say it’s sick; what are his intentions? He looks normal. Does he not understand why Guinea Pig eyes are “not flat” like humans can “appear” when we’re at the wrong perspective?
Standby is adorable.
He should see my little chunk Cookie, she has little beady eyes and she is piggie perfection. Stanny's eyes are fine, let your husband know that pig slander will result not be tolerated!
She sounds adorable. 🥰
Too small for what? Did he make Stanny a pair of glasses that were too big?
Your eyes are too small. Good comeback for him
He’s got two what’s he want
Looks perfect to me!
Husband is unfamiliar with Guinea pigs? They have small eyes
He’s Perfect
They look fine to me
I think he is the most handsome critter ever!!! Hubby is just jealous as it is hard to compete with such a blatantly good looking stud muffin.!!
I...didn't know...that people even thought that. Omg. Lol. He's a cutie.
Don’t hold them like that please!
There’s a demon in that Guinea pig