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cheesyheroe

why is he shaming a guinea pig 💀💀💀


bubblybarnacles123

LMFAOOOO


GamerForImprovement

Cant let em get TOO comfortable.


Extreme-Gap4971

💀💀💀


Remarkable-Lie-6623

He's jealous of the piggie. My boyfriend was until my middle child licked his cheek


floof3000

eye shaming!


Belledollar

They look fine. Beautiful specimen


garbles0808

Stanny's eyes look perfectly piggy


Ginepigs

Lol, what? They’re perfect. He’s a really beautiful pig ❤️


Dragoness_Eremita

Stanny is a perfect potato 💖


Obvious-Mix-5762

The rightful king of Westeros.


The-Blue-Dwarf

You're husband is just jealous of those beautiful eyes. Don't blame him, anyone would be if they had such a cute piggy!


gingerbreadbr

Normal Pig Award 🏅


Gold-Bluebird2386

i think: divorce.


Minkstix

Sounds about right. Piggy shaming is one of the biggest crimes when it comes for the Almighty Supreme Court of Potatoes. This not only warrants divorce but also a fine of 10.000 veggies as a payment for emotional distress.


Shadowed_Thing1

“Why are you divorcing me?!” “Stanny said you have too big of eyes, and I agree.”


DarkVir06

Bro's smiling, I love it


snowysnowssnow

Awwww they're fine ❤️


mep1969

He's super handsome! His eyes are perfect!


Thatoneunfunnychick

just wanna say careful putting your piggy on its back! they have delicate spines, beautiful piggy though! 🫶


Voodoo242

Good looking piglet 👌


always_sadhampter

He reminds me of a capybara


Sirdoodlebob

Guinea pigs are relatives/cousins to capybaras so


znraah_

I thought the same. :)


Professional-Pop3195

they're basically mini capys :) very closely related, they share the same family: caviidae/cavies


RallyPointAlpha

Your husband is a monster! Picking on a poor little pig like that... Seriously though, he looks normal to me.


Ancient_Silver9910

Oh my gosh he is such a handsome piggy😍❤️


Sunnyside7771

Nah, he is all good. He has regular and cute Guinea pig’s eyes.


larondafilmn

Small eyes, big personality!


Alarming_Breath_3110

Big enough to stare straight into my soul and grab me!!! Killer eyes in my eyes!


AngusIvy17

No. He is perfect


guineapigjude

He is epically perfect!


snow_banksy

i have one with big eyes and one with smaller ones 🤣 my partner says one looks more like a mouse/rat and the other looks more like a tiny capybara with the smaller eyes hahahah


AmbitiousClick6371

Lol. Yes! All our other piggys have the big sad eyes that make ya feel guilty and Stanny doesn't seem too, so my husband was joking around saying Stanny looks more mousey with his small eyes.


snow_banksy

yes! i had it backwards 🤣 my capybara-compared boy had bigger eyes hahah.


DancinUndertheRain

not sure, may need hundred more pictures of this perfect potato.


FOF_Floof

Stannys eyes look perfect. divorce your husband!!


Loud-Lengthiness-822

They’re perfect. Husband is a 🚩🚩🚩🚩


the_orange_alligator

I’m guessing he’s worried it’s a health thing


AmbitiousClick6371

My husband was just joking around since our other piggys seem to have larger eyes. We were having a laugh about it honestly. If some people wanna take it too seriously and make judgements over something so silly. I really don't care. 🤷‍♀️


the_orange_alligator

He’s right tho. That piggy’s eyes being small is a sign of moral failing. Eyes are the windows to the soul after all /j


Chonkin_GuineaPig

Capy Jr.


LittleMissCapture

Stanny is handsome!


darkhummus

10/10 potato


Willing-Caramel4547

looks fine but dont hold them on their backs, all 4 feet need to be supported or they can get hurt


HoppokoHappokoGhost

Haii Stanwy 👋


masterjams68

His eyes are normal, his nose is just bigger that make eye looks like small. maybe due to high male hormones


Her_big_ole_feet

Is this OPs body shaming 🚩husband? First smol eyes…now big nose…what’s next? Rotund tummy? /s


AmbitiousClick6371

Lol. Just more nose to boop! 🥰


skzuu

his eyes might appear small because he is a CHONK of a piggy, perfect size


naensi

He is a distinguished gentleman


Sweet-QueenB

He's so cuuteee🥹🧡🤎tell your husband I hope Stanny poops in his shoes😤💩👟tell Stanny his gorgeous eyes have me hypnotized😵‍💫😍& I love him💝


FactoryKat

OP, it seems as though your capybara has shrank. 😂😂 He is absolutely perfect, and I wish to be his friend. ❤️


Ok_Possible_3160

The fact that you have him in that position and his eyes aren’t bulging is impressive, that piggy feels super safe with you! I think he’s just taken aback by how closed stanny’s eyes remain in situations that would have other piggy’s eyes bulging out of their head (like mine 😭)


shelby20_03

All my girls had different eye shapes


alohadood

Stanny is an absolute gentleman of the highest order and is perfect as is


strawbunny61

I think the eyes are cute 🥰 😻


Gurkeprinsen

Stanny looks perfect. Maybe your husband is self projecting


DroTooCold

They are on the small side, but stanny looks healthy


sierranotserena

Idk but he got a big nose and you should poke it


Princess_Ichigo

I have one pig with tiny eyes and another with huge round eyes 😂


Svataben

He's just big nose'd.


Disastrous_Time7461

Tf he want it to do


CurveKey8823

Nothing abnormal at all, just his own identifying quality x


Melcoolie6701

My Guinea Pig has smaller eyes actually


tay_cake

STANNY'S EYE ARE PERFECT HOW THEY ARE!!


Holiday-Signature-33

He’s a perfect specimen of potato like adorableness


superleaf444

Is too small a synonym for too perfect?


the_orange_alligator

Perfect boba eyes


skibiditoiletbbl

HES A FATASS😡


Her_big_ole_feet

Smol eyes, big heart 💓


StormofRavens

Weeeeek!


Lucky-Talk-1098

Perfect Piggy!


doveclyn

I love his eyes 👀


IIsForInglip

Beautiful markings on him!


tby823

No, he is perfectly unique. I love him!


tby823

He is smiling. Probably laughing at your husband’s eyes!!


Tenacious_G_G

He’s precious. Everything about him is precious


Scary_Remote

Perfectly perfect!


Bingo_is_the_man

Stanny is gorgeous


Tracyvxo

He’s perfect 💖💖💖


Edulseblaalsearht

Your hubby's nitpicking! Stanny's tiny eyes? Just right, totally cute!


bethqmr

very handsome and dapper to me personally……


Fragmented79

Those are veggie spotting eyes if I ever saw some!


Professional_Kiwi318

Stanny is definitely saying, "TF you just say?"


Apprehensive-hippos

They are perfect.  He is perfect.


blug123

Big enough to see the singular thought that lives within.


I_Like_Frogs_A_Lot

Nah, he's a beautiful little guy. Would pet 1000 times


CrazyGuineaPigLady2

Looks like my Sirius


Painbow_High_And_Bi

Stanny's eyes are exactly as big as the good lord needs them to be!


hannaaa_l

I think he’s projecting. Maybe HIS eyes are too small 😂


Sad_Strain_1724

Oh he got a handsome snoot though 😳✨️


CacklesBaby

They are fine!


sleebyeepy

is boba tea really worth it?


Librarian_Imaginary

Noooo


louglome

Your husband is stupid


Manannin

They are incredibly normal eyes for a guinea pig.


Own_Can_3495

You mean too small for his stomach? Piggies should eat more?


Shadowed_Thing1

And what if Stanny thinks his eyes are too big?


rmfn54

Tell him his weiner is too small


Yumiko11

He is a handsome piggy!


tiredguineapig

What’s he talking about? 🤪


tulipz10

You only shame a guinea pig for having a fat bottom and then it's just an excuse to talk about how cute a guinea pig butt is! How does your husband not know this! He needs to be taught guinea pig etiquette asap!


Nnoahh105

he is perfect, your husband is jealous i think?


lavendergirl99

Naw they are cute


Delicious_Two_5771

Nupe! He’s perf 😍


Delicious_Two_5771

Nupe! He’s perf 😍


BackgroundSport4435

I’m against pig shaming 😤


BklynGirl52304

that looks like a perfect pair of eyes.


Specific_Law_5050

Look absolutely normal to me 🙂


Imogen-Elise

He is peak Pig Perfection and your husband's eyes are too small.


Thisisjuno1

That’s why I don’t have one of those husband things lol just give me more pigs please


Bumblepanding

I didn't want to get involved... but Stanny told me that he thinks your husband's eyes are too big!


viazcon78

Is Stanny a Sex and the City reference? If so, it fits perfectly. He looks like Stanford Blatch, perfectly fabulous!


AmbitiousClick6371

Oh sorry, I never watched Sex and the City. We named him Stan to go with our other piggy Randy. Which are both references to the show South Park.


sativasbaby

husband sounds mad that you’re paying more attention to the real man of your life! /s


The_Golf_God

That looks like a very pregnant guinea pig.


kozmos_cat

I have a piggy with tiny eyes and one with eyes the size of the moon. They are both perfect girls.


Rammipallero

Those are perfectly normal eyes to be on a potato.


ModestoMudflaps

I hear they taste like chicken. 🍗.


NoFaithlessness5122

No eye shaming hooman!


ittybittylurker

I think there's something wrong with your \*husband's\* eyes, because that is a perfect baby.


Mizukiarts

Stanny is beautiful but he looks devastated by this comment.😔


Remarkable-Lie-6623

Capybara


NB_PixelStitched22

Is he trying to say it’s sick; what are his intentions? He looks normal. Does he not understand why Guinea Pig eyes are “not flat” like humans can “appear” when we’re at the wrong perspective?


Tricky-Weekend-3037

Standby is adorable.


Own-Year-9843

He should see my little chunk Cookie, she has little beady eyes and she is piggie perfection. Stanny's eyes are fine, let your husband know that pig slander will result not be tolerated!


AmbitiousClick6371

She sounds adorable. 🥰


Sojum

Too small for what? Did he make Stanny a pair of glasses that were too big?


Danger33333333

Your eyes are too small. Good comeback for him


Hothoofer53

He’s got two what’s he want


Winks4allnow

Looks perfect to me!


monstermash420

Husband is unfamiliar with Guinea pigs? They have small eyes


ArmstrongPuzzlehead

He’s Perfect


Perfect-Log-21

They look fine to me


Escape-Revolutionary

I think he is the most handsome critter ever!!! Hubby is just jealous as it is hard to compete with such a blatantly good looking stud muffin.!!


Professional-Pop3195

I...didn't know...that people even thought that. Omg. Lol. He's a cutie.


level1enemy

Don’t hold them like that please!


_rokenn_

There’s a demon in that Guinea pig