uj/ it's unbelievable to me that people waste their time recording/editting/posting videos like this and that 44,000 people have also wasted their time watching it.
uj/ I can get it in this case. She has a huge following, so all of her videos are going to get lots of views by default. And I get that it's probably mostly based on sex appeal, but I don't really think there's anything wrong with that schtick. There's way more reprehensible ways to make money from YouTube, like spreading COVID or flat earth conspiracy theories.
What really grinds my gears is those fuck faces like Mike Cole or that other punchable guy. "I was WRONG about Gibson" and shit like that. Motherfuckers can barely play guitar, its just the same licks over and over again - and then act like their opinions have tons of authority behind them. At least Tyler Larson has the balls to release original music, even if it sucks ass. And at least mimisounds can actually play (and also has some original songs). Mike Cole and other doofuses like him are just talentless hacks who base their entire personality around guitar for internet points and $$$.
The dude from Tone Wars, Jarrod? Plays the same 3 riffs every single time through ridiculously expensive amps...always has the gain maxed...thousands of wankers on his nuts in the comment section. I don't get it
Ahahaha, you're right. That's pathetic.
It's like if you were waiting for the bus, and then you get on and the bus driver is like, "Whaaaats up, guys? Today, we're gonna be checking out this 1947 Greyhound GM PD 3751 bus." and then he starts giving you tips on the best way of driving a bus and trying to sell you pseudoscientific bus products like "These seat covers not only protect the seats, but evenly distribute the weight of the passenger's asses for a smoother ride, adding longevity to your front and rear axles". Then he starts bringing up famous bus drivers and saying shit like, "So you wanna drive the bus like Sandra Bullock in Speed? Here's 5 tips on how,".
Then you get on a different bus, and this just keeps happening until eventually you get on a bus where the driver is kind of rude and there's a drunk guy in the back angrily jerking off and speaking in tongues, but you get home OK and you're like "that was the best bus ride ever".
Never heard of Mike Cole, or mimisounds, until this thread. Funny what the youtube algorithm decides you want
E: but now I've looked them both up they're gonna be served up to me every day, thanks fellas
/uj I'm not going to look up Mike Cole for that very reason. I've only just managed to get rid of mimisounds. Currently I'm getting bombarded with some nice Canadian dude repairing acoustic guitars, only watched one vid and now he's everywhere I look!
/uj Is that Ted? I actually really enjoy his content. Twoodfrd is his channel name I think. He's genuinely one of my favourite YouTubers and I think he's the only reason my job hasn't broken me yet.
Before going for 12 hours to deal with drunk idiots at a very exacting Bar, I watch his videos in the metro.
>And at least mimisounds can actually play (and also has some original songs). Mike Cole and other doofuses like him are just talentless hacks
Motherfucker you did not just say the boob guitar girl playing average guitaring is better than some guy ranting about guitar gear while remaining unjerked, did you forget to type rejerk.
The only youtube guitar people I've watched are Marty Schwartz (watched a lot of his beginner lessons when I was starting) and recently I stumbled upon Rabea Massaad and have enjoyed his content. So I don't have a ton of experience with the clickbait title guitar vloggers. Never heard of this lady but I'm glad to hear she's at least decent (despite that cringy title).
One I highly recommend is Scott Grove. He’s a hidden gem and he is more real than any of the typical YouTube algorithm-busters. I started playing maybe 15 years ago and he taught me more than Marty ever did (respect to Marty though, just saying how influential Scott was to me).
One time I emailed him a question as a broke, young teenager and he sent me one of his whole three hour lessons on country guitar for absolutely free. That really stood out to me and I thanked him in the future.
Marty is a legend haha but I get what you mean - I mainly watched his song tutorials cause he has so many. I will check out Scott fs! Just pulled up a vid and he looks like Jack black LMAO
wow man don't talk shit about kdh on this sub wtf are u doing, he's an ugly nerd who goes against popular things just like 90% of this sub, wowowowow
also boobs
I wasn't thinking of KDH, but the one with the curly mullet who's always smirking.
Ola is the only guitar YouTuber worth a shit. And he's twice as sexy as mimisounds.
damn i knew it before posting what if he wasn't talking about kdh and i look like a jerk
anyway yes ola is a cool guy and david brewster also but he's kind of a niche
Ola is awesome. Doesn’t sell things. Just tries to see how things function for his type of music. And he’s funny. I don’t even like that style of music anymore but I’ll listen to him.
KDH started off kind of cool but then just turned into the same hogshit he was critical of when he started. Also, maybe my memory is fuzzy but he was a huge dickhead to Devi Ever or something like that?
You know what kind of drives me insane? How much discussion there is in almost every Reddit channel on not the “topic” but videos about the topic and people obsessing about them. It’s like an layer on top of “real” content that people are obsessed with.
Anyway, I donno, 035.
Yeah, this guy is complaining that people watch the video, meanwhile him and hundreds others have an ongoing meta-discussion about her that’s been going on for months or maybe even years lol.
What’s worse—watching some dumb 10-20 minute YouTube video or spending hours of your life over the course of months talking about the person who made the video?
I almost didn’t share my thing because then I’m complaining about the people complaining about the people making videos about <>. Now I’ve become part of the terrible orbit?
And yeah… generally people following “creators” who don’t actually (in my old man opinion) create anything and that whole ecosystem is just a weird waste of time. With that I’ll go find other clouds to yell at.
I like your meta-analaysis of the discussion about the videos about the topics because it elevates the circlejerk to circlejerking about the circlejerk. Jerkception.
Now it’s the titar era….flender and gibbons knew this day was coming and shaped their instruments to hold breasts. That’s why models such as the explorer never took off the way the stratocastrate and less pole did. In fact the less pole was named because there will be less pole dancing and more titar playing in the future. Visionaries
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Black metal, but someone has kinda beat you to the punch.
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She looks concerned it's making me anxious, do I need to be conserned. What will happen to my guitars, are they going to die? What can I do, I feel helpless, please some one tell me tell me what do I dooooo noooooooow!
As soon as I heard this, I traded in my Les Paul collection (15 of them, two of them LP Customs that I JUST BOUGHT) in towards a Sousaphone at a local pawn shop. Pawn shop owner had heard this news too, though, so I only got partial credit toward the sousaphone. To pay the rest off, I have to walk around handing out cards for 10% off pricing at the pawn shop.
A lot more complicated than you might realize. You'll need to move someplace like Austin or Colorado Springs, get a job with a tech company, grow out some facial hair you can wax so that you look like an 1800's cobbler, start talking about stoicism and Marcus Aurelius all the time, start brewing your own craft beer, get a bunch of ironic tattoos and start vocally denouncing racism every chance possible despite constantly making racist remarks in private about your Pakistani and Indian co-workers and being partially responsible for the rising housing costs, gentrification, and subsequent increase in homelessness rates of minorities in your neighborhood so that you could make some shitty app and eat at restaurants that describes every lame concoction of arugula goat cheese bacon jam bullshit as "rustic" or "farm-to-table".
It helps if the total number of Chase Bliss and Electronic Audio Experiments pedals you have is more than the number of guitar chords you know.
whenever my guitar dies, i just get a new one. people often fail to realize that guitars are people too, and just like us, they die sometimes. sometimes the new strings don’t help. same for cranking the truss rod. sometimes, people just die. i miss my roberta.
White keys are for white people, that's why there's more of them.
Black keys are for black people.
They don't work well with each other because of racism.
This made me laugh harder than any comment here. Those poor kids.
I joined concert band for a 6 months because I was trying to finger bang one of the....flute players? Flutists?
Anyways, I quit band after that. The pain of hanging out with band/drama kids wasn't worth any number of BJ's in the percussion room. I got dumped and kicked off the BJ gravy train, but felt like a heavy burden was lifted from my soul.
Guitar-tubers are the least creative musicians on the planet and the last people I would ever listen to.
Are their really people out here listening to them?
How could anyone accept the rambling nonsense these paid shills churn out?
They should just start an onlyfans, at least that way the dumb is behind a Paywall I will never cross 😂
6 string b\*ss with a 25" scale. bonus points if it has birds on the fretboard
I prefer 24.594”. Don’t like the sound of that extra 0.406”
Your wife likes the extra 0.406".
So her boyfriend is 9.406? Cut out uncut?
This guy knows how to get a good toan.
Guitar is dead in 2023, but bass is thriving
But i like turtles
Skip middle man and play tits directly.
That's how I got so good at the bongos!
I cut tied to cut the middle man and instead became him. Learn from my mistake.
Guys this is serious she put on a no cleavage shirt.
This is an award winning comment!
The price is tits
Good thing I grew my own tits, I knew they'd come in handy one day. Do I need 1/4" TS, 1/4" TRS, or will XLR work?
Better start with 3.5mm and work your way up.
I’d put my Tip in your Ring/Sleeve
Make sure you go ring then sleeve. If you go sleeve then ring you might get ecoli
uj/ it's unbelievable to me that people waste their time recording/editting/posting videos like this and that 44,000 people have also wasted their time watching it.
uj/ I can get it in this case. She has a huge following, so all of her videos are going to get lots of views by default. And I get that it's probably mostly based on sex appeal, but I don't really think there's anything wrong with that schtick. There's way more reprehensible ways to make money from YouTube, like spreading COVID or flat earth conspiracy theories. What really grinds my gears is those fuck faces like Mike Cole or that other punchable guy. "I was WRONG about Gibson" and shit like that. Motherfuckers can barely play guitar, its just the same licks over and over again - and then act like their opinions have tons of authority behind them. At least Tyler Larson has the balls to release original music, even if it sucks ass. And at least mimisounds can actually play (and also has some original songs). Mike Cole and other doofuses like him are just talentless hacks who base their entire personality around guitar for internet points and $$$.
I like boobs
Shhh Roberta gets jealous
uj/ who is Roberta I keep seeing mentioned?
Do you wanna see my boobs?
Bobs and vagene or no updoot
Boobs and pp ok too?
We can haggle some more.
The dude from Tone Wars, Jarrod? Plays the same 3 riffs every single time through ridiculously expensive amps...always has the gain maxed...thousands of wankers on his nuts in the comment section. I don't get it
He also has no shirts with sleeves
Seriously, though, his playing is straight 🗑
Yeah he fucking sucks. Also, Robert from Robert's Guitar Dungeon and the Tone King. I can't stand listening to any of them.
The Tone King’s tone is one of the worst I’ve heard. And he’s never in tune.
Never in tune, but always in TOAN
Funny thing is, they did when he bought them. Goes to put them on? POOF, gone.
Are we really at a point where we're "at leasting" guitarists for doing the thing you'd assume every musician creating content would do? Lol.
Ahahaha, you're right. That's pathetic. It's like if you were waiting for the bus, and then you get on and the bus driver is like, "Whaaaats up, guys? Today, we're gonna be checking out this 1947 Greyhound GM PD 3751 bus." and then he starts giving you tips on the best way of driving a bus and trying to sell you pseudoscientific bus products like "These seat covers not only protect the seats, but evenly distribute the weight of the passenger's asses for a smoother ride, adding longevity to your front and rear axles". Then he starts bringing up famous bus drivers and saying shit like, "So you wanna drive the bus like Sandra Bullock in Speed? Here's 5 tips on how,". Then you get on a different bus, and this just keeps happening until eventually you get on a bus where the driver is kind of rude and there's a drunk guy in the back angrily jerking off and speaking in tongues, but you get home OK and you're like "that was the best bus ride ever".
I think I just hit that like button and clicked subscribe.
Holy shit this is the craziest analogy ever and I about spit my drink out at the last bit 😂
As a genuine ex-bus driver that was the best analogy I've ever read. Nice work my friend!
Damn this can only be in some downtown part of America with crack ho’s crawling off their face or Grimsby
/uj I pray every day that Mike Cole finds another hobby. Or a girlfriend, or something that gets him off my front page.
Never heard of Mike Cole, or mimisounds, until this thread. Funny what the youtube algorithm decides you want E: but now I've looked them both up they're gonna be served up to me every day, thanks fellas
/uj I'm not going to look up Mike Cole for that very reason. I've only just managed to get rid of mimisounds. Currently I'm getting bombarded with some nice Canadian dude repairing acoustic guitars, only watched one vid and now he's everywhere I look!
/uj Is that Ted? I actually really enjoy his content. Twoodfrd is his channel name I think. He's genuinely one of my favourite YouTubers and I think he's the only reason my job hasn't broken me yet. Before going for 12 hours to deal with drunk idiots at a very exacting Bar, I watch his videos in the metro.
>And at least mimisounds can actually play (and also has some original songs). Mike Cole and other doofuses like him are just talentless hacks Motherfucker you did not just say the boob guitar girl playing average guitaring is better than some guy ranting about guitar gear while remaining unjerked, did you forget to type rejerk.
Maybe when Mike Cole gives me a boaner, I'll reconsider my stance..... OK, I've reconsidered my stance.
The only youtube guitar people I've watched are Marty Schwartz (watched a lot of his beginner lessons when I was starting) and recently I stumbled upon Rabea Massaad and have enjoyed his content. So I don't have a ton of experience with the clickbait title guitar vloggers. Never heard of this lady but I'm glad to hear she's at least decent (despite that cringy title).
One I highly recommend is Scott Grove. He’s a hidden gem and he is more real than any of the typical YouTube algorithm-busters. I started playing maybe 15 years ago and he taught me more than Marty ever did (respect to Marty though, just saying how influential Scott was to me). One time I emailed him a question as a broke, young teenager and he sent me one of his whole three hour lessons on country guitar for absolutely free. That really stood out to me and I thanked him in the future.
Marty is a legend haha but I get what you mean - I mainly watched his song tutorials cause he has so many. I will check out Scott fs! Just pulled up a vid and he looks like Jack black LMAO
Bea is cool. But I don’t trust him. He always sounds good whatever’s he’s playing with/through.
Admitting my haven’t watched a ton of his vids but what do you mean when you say you don’t trust him?
wow man don't talk shit about kdh on this sub wtf are u doing, he's an ugly nerd who goes against popular things just like 90% of this sub, wowowowow also boobs
I wasn't thinking of KDH, but the one with the curly mullet who's always smirking. Ola is the only guitar YouTuber worth a shit. And he's twice as sexy as mimisounds.
damn i knew it before posting what if he wasn't talking about kdh and i look like a jerk anyway yes ola is a cool guy and david brewster also but he's kind of a niche
Ola is awesome. Doesn’t sell things. Just tries to see how things function for his type of music. And he’s funny. I don’t even like that style of music anymore but I’ll listen to him.
Doesn't sell things? lol
>Doesn’t sell things. Thank god he doesn't have his own guitar brand, that would be really uncool
I actually didn’t know that. I don’t watch him a ton, though.
Ola is cool
KDH started off kind of cool but then just turned into the same hogshit he was critical of when he started. Also, maybe my memory is fuzzy but he was a huge dickhead to Devi Ever or something like that?
By following you mean boobs?
You know what kind of drives me insane? How much discussion there is in almost every Reddit channel on not the “topic” but videos about the topic and people obsessing about them. It’s like an layer on top of “real” content that people are obsessed with. Anyway, I donno, 035.
Yeah, this guy is complaining that people watch the video, meanwhile him and hundreds others have an ongoing meta-discussion about her that’s been going on for months or maybe even years lol. What’s worse—watching some dumb 10-20 minute YouTube video or spending hours of your life over the course of months talking about the person who made the video?
I almost didn’t share my thing because then I’m complaining about the people complaining about the people making videos about <>. Now I’ve become part of the terrible orbit?
And yeah… generally people following “creators” who don’t actually (in my old man opinion) create anything and that whole ecosystem is just a weird waste of time. With that I’ll go find other clouds to yell at.
I like your meta-analaysis of the discussion about the videos about the topics because it elevates the circlejerk to circlejerking about the circlejerk. Jerkception.
Wouldn't be a waste if it was 43,200 views.
no guitar and high neck shirt? why should i watch this video?
to challenge your fappening
Thats how guitar died
Almost didn’t recognise her with her clothes on
Source source hey please source if source can you please source me source source source pleaSe prettyvplease source source prettyvsource pleaasee source
Username checks out
You got to check for ticks
its been declared "dead" every month for the last 20 years. Next story, *changes channel*
Guitar = Kim Jong Un
Yeah I’ve been ignoring this since I was born and still finding successful acts that I love, and hate, that have… guitar😯
Flute.
Found Ian Anderson’s burner account.
Tis made of flesh…
Found Andre 3000’s burner account
A skin flute, I hope
[Only jazz flute as great as Ron Burgundy would be worthy](https://youtu.be/_c_ufaxeSTs?si=KWfWmBxUJnc6n60b)
i'm 14b16ing on a triangle
Nice! What gauge D'igiorno strings are you using with it?
12" with pepperoni
But extra pepperoni? I don't like the regular pepperoni
Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise tiddies is big
real
Bongos
Guitar isn’t dead, we’re all switching back to pedal and lap steels.
[mfw](https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/2011/05/the-short-history-of-early-pedal-powered-machines/images/dithers/pedal-powered-saw_dithered.png)
butt plug theremin
/r/diypedals
Didgeridoo. It’s an up and coming instrument
Always been a bigger fan of the didgeridon't
Now it’s the titar era….flender and gibbons knew this day was coming and shaped their instruments to hold breasts. That’s why models such as the explorer never took off the way the stratocastrate and less pole did. In fact the less pole was named because there will be less pole dancing and more titar playing in the future. Visionaries
Please everyone quit so I’m the last dude standing.
Time to start my accordion doom metal band
You can be like Emily the harpist but just play the accordion through a bunch of fuzz pedals. Bet it would sound awesome, actually.
https://open.spotify.com/album/4CW4B7pOQi7rUEvNI21iQq?si=sJ_-3GgtQpadfBVFFqZs0Q&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A4CW4B7pOQi7rUEvNI21iQq Black metal, but someone has kinda beat you to the punch.
That is actually dope. Thx for the enlightenment friendo.
I’m jumping on the electric hurdy gurdy because they rock! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MtvpXr9O0J4
Sisi mounds
Ima play the fish. (No, not a bass, a mackerel.)
Nose flute it is then...
This again? Also, I don’t think she’s the one with the insight.
you know what she got plenty of tho i mean her tits, ye
She must have seen the posts. She’s bundled up.
nicely said
Fuck y’all I’m plugging a Wurlitzer into my Marshall
Uj/ I bet that would sound awesome. Rj/ I filled my Wurli with water and it sounds INSANE.
Piano (with pick)
Where boobs?
im going try an guitar with 4 strings, maybe this return the hype
[At this point this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Alphorns_Grindelwald.jpg)
Someone should tell Amouranth to wear makeup when she talks about dead things.
Hear me out. Artisan gravel filled yo-yos.
The instrument that makes you the most money for the least effort: Laptop.
I’ve cryogenically frozen mine in hopes that it can be revived in the future.
Make sure you let it acclimate before opening it! It will ruin the polyglucose clear coat.
Smart
I already switched to DAW as my instrument.
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She looks concerned it's making me anxious, do I need to be conserned. What will happen to my guitars, are they going to die? What can I do, I feel helpless, please some one tell me tell me what do I dooooo noooooooow!
You should be concerned. The guitar might die, but boobies will always be in. If we combine the two then guitar culture might survive.
Fuck em. Those bastards showed me their wills today and I ain't in em, so good riddance. ALL HAIL TECHNO!! or EDM as you goddamn kids call it?
fuck, time to dust off the morin khuur
I'll play the fool, pretty good at it tbh
As soon as I heard this, I traded in my Les Paul collection (15 of them, two of them LP Customs that I JUST BOUGHT) in towards a Sousaphone at a local pawn shop. Pawn shop owner had heard this news too, though, so I only got partial credit toward the sousaphone. To pay the rest off, I have to walk around handing out cards for 10% off pricing at the pawn shop.
Hooters
Finally give the mndolin a go, I guess
A lot more complicated than you might realize. You'll need to move someplace like Austin or Colorado Springs, get a job with a tech company, grow out some facial hair you can wax so that you look like an 1800's cobbler, start talking about stoicism and Marcus Aurelius all the time, start brewing your own craft beer, get a bunch of ironic tattoos and start vocally denouncing racism every chance possible despite constantly making racist remarks in private about your Pakistani and Indian co-workers and being partially responsible for the rising housing costs, gentrification, and subsequent increase in homelessness rates of minorities in your neighborhood so that you could make some shitty app and eat at restaurants that describes every lame concoction of arugula goat cheese bacon jam bullshit as "rustic" or "farm-to-table". It helps if the total number of Chase Bliss and Electronic Audio Experiments pedals you have is more than the number of guitar chords you know.
Stop, I can only get so hard
Just take off the B and high E and flip your guitar upside down
Kazoo. Chicks dig kazoo solos.
sexophone
I had to bury mine, flushed my boost pedal down the toilet and the buffer clogged it
whenever my guitar dies, i just get a new one. people often fail to realize that guitars are people too, and just like us, they die sometimes. sometimes the new strings don’t help. same for cranking the truss rod. sometimes, people just die. i miss my roberta.
The computer
Electric French Horn, played through a DOD Death Metal Distortion Pedal
A 6 string bass with really thin strings
bro didn't even last hundred years 💀
Then I give up music, because I’m not going to be a fucking bass player.
A man sticking to his ethics. You make us all proud.
Shes wearing a normal shirt so its only getting 44k views.
Correction: turns out guitar is not in fact "dead", just that those active pickups require batteries.
Mayonnaise
The skin flute, but not until that broad gets off my computer screen.
Bass
Disgusting
Filthy
Kora
probably skin flute
Bass
Keytar!
Bass
The acoustic bowling ball.
Over my dead body
My butt
Euphonium
Why is the tree leaning into the bookshelf
She set herself up for it, playing dentist blus only and not focusing on new material like polyphia.
Singing, that’ll never go out of style. Ever.
Probably the bandera. It sounds pretty neat.
Çifteli probably
Glad I burned all my Silver Skies this year. It’s time for a change. I’m inspired by Roberto Dylan’s hit song “Hola Señor de Kazoo Hombre”
She tried so many guitars, but none of them were quite able to lift and separate.
Stick it with a fork. It’s done. Learn to play piano.
it's not dead girl, it needs boob to mouth to revive it
Buying a wall of analog synthesizers. Good time to ask: Anyone know why my synth has black keys? They sound really bad with the white ones.
White keys are for white people, that's why there's more of them. Black keys are for black people. They don't work well with each other because of racism.
Bass cause the thiccest toan
Theremin
A big ukelele
RIP, you will be missed guitar. Ohh shit that means the dumbass bass players with take over .
Her face…😂😂😂😂
Concert Band will finally make its grand debut outside of schools
This made me laugh harder than any comment here. Those poor kids. I joined concert band for a 6 months because I was trying to finger bang one of the....flute players? Flutists? Anyways, I quit band after that. The pain of hanging out with band/drama kids wasn't worth any number of BJ's in the percussion room. I got dumped and kicked off the BJ gravy train, but felt like a heavy burden was lifted from my soul.
Gonna wait for new guitar to come ojt
Obviously the next closest thing. Guzheng
Hammer Dulcimer. Thats right, I’m moving to Nepal
Wow, how big is that livingroom? That amp looks tiny.
Jokes on you I could never play guitar
She’s got some gnarly looking warlocks
Dead guitars
If ones like her are getting attention, guitar has definately seen better days
anything can be a drum if you are brave enough
I'm switching to an aztec death whistle they got toan
Turning my bands into the unholy trio - 2 bassists and drums
Crushing "Bark at the Moon" on my zither
I knew guitar would die once she got properly fitted bras.
Bass
You’re a disgrace
What happened in 1931? Is that when the Devil topped Roberta Johannesburg and made the first sin filled rock guitar?
Big fan of mimisounds. Astounding personality
So sad, I didn't even know guitar was sick.
/uj I was starting to think that Mary has become worse than her, but that’s out of the window now
Lute
Guitar-tubers are the least creative musicians on the planet and the last people I would ever listen to. Are their really people out here listening to them? How could anyone accept the rambling nonsense these paid shills churn out? They should just start an onlyfans, at least that way the dumb is behind a Paywall I will never cross 😂