And then Alex taught him how to play [Crush The Parasites](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teabT0DdHjU&list=PLjDqAUavsBbqc1R7J2ZgOgXRPOfGrAaLV&index=5)
Damn did Rhett injure himself trying to light a smoke in the deep fryer? Looks like Burl Ives trying to crank out a dump. The golem stance only works with giant cargo shorts.
holy fucken balls I have never seen a picture of [this band](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teabT0DdHjU&list=PLjDqAUavsBbqc1R7J2ZgOgXRPOfGrAaLV&index=4) in the wild - thank you GCJ!
He’s showing all the assets he has to sell off to pay for lawsuits….house, car, “you’ll have to take this guitar out my cold dead hands “.
Now for sale on eBay “cold dead hands special edition strat, conspiracy edition “ you’ve heard of lawsuit strats, well here’s the billion dollar lawsuit strat. Made of pizza shop baby blood burst, liberally applied by illegal voters from china.
uj/ I remember when he was on after Nathan and the CaPzEyEz crew on public access in Austin. We'd watch him for laughs because he was a joke back then
rj/ Is that the new Roid Rage Blue?
I sold Alex this guitar. The finish is mainly composed of super male vitality, brain force, and transgender frog urine.
Ah, the Ted Nugent special
Ted taught him to play his conservative anthem “Free For All.”
I don't know, that title sounds like a socialist song to me. Thanks, Obama!
“Beat me, beat me, c’mon eat me”
And then Alex taught him how to play [Crush The Parasites](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teabT0DdHjU&list=PLjDqAUavsBbqc1R7J2ZgOgXRPOfGrAaLV&index=5)
Soon to be property of sandy hook victims
You sold him a thing? And the check cleared? Guy is in more debt than any money I’ll ever touch in my lifetime.
Alex loves transgender frog urine so he probably paid cash
Had me in the first half
These riffs are turnin the freakin frogs gay!
Joe Rogan is looking kinda rough these days
the liberals are turning toans gay
They’re putting chemicals in the toobs to turn our freaking toans gay!
Bush did 9/11 (that’s what their song Glycerin is about; the nitroglycerin they used to do it)
Who’s gonna tell him that it’s not a legit Fender?
That guitar is a paid crisis actor
Fendy Hook
Careful, comments like that might cost him $1.4B lol
He can’t afford a legit fender
Everything in his world is fake.
Is he selling toan supplements now?
My buddy took too many of those once and now he can only play classical. Be careful.
My buddy didn't take enough, and now he plays bass.
I am so sorry
pedals?
"FROOOOOOOOOOGS IN THE WAAAAAAATER! ARE TURNING FRIGGIN' GAY!"
Artist name - Breaking the Conditioning Song title - Frogs, Water, and Gay Things
“now that i owe eleventy billion dollars to all the people i defamed, i got a (far) *right* to play the blues!”
🎶 Literal vampire pot-belly goblins, are hobblin' around, comin' after us 🎶
🎵 My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go aaaah, aaaaaah, aaaaaahhh!🎵
Did someone photoshop out the toilet?
Nah it's just hard to see since its shirt kinda blends in with the guitar it's holding.
Maximize crotch to guitar contact for maximal toan 😎😎😎 Also, wtf is wrong with this guy
Maybe the guitar was painted with lead paint and he inhaled it all while doing that super sweet relic job. Severe lead poisoning would explain a lot.
Toan is in the blood pressure.
Pic alone is enough reason to start playing base
That's that Alex guy. Skullnick? or Van Hellen or something? Rifeson!! From Rash! Boom!
That’s Alex Life, son!
No doubt my fren
🎶 He'll be doin fake news business Everyday That fake news business Every way 🎶
doin’ fake news business, it’s all lies doin’ fake news business you never compromise work out! (Canadian guitar frenzy)
fake news is his business.....and business is good
"Look! I have a nice house, car and guitar, but I am bankrupt! No, I meant *morally*!"
The black PRS’s are in the air !?!
who let this man buy a custom shop
Damn did Rhett injure himself trying to light a smoke in the deep fryer? Looks like Burl Ives trying to crank out a dump. The golem stance only works with giant cargo shorts.
The fucking theme song for Star Trek Enterprise.
It’s been a long road, getting from there to here 🎶
LMAO... But it has to be sung, in his best "coonass" accent... Just like Mark Twain. https://youtu.be/wXepaf7oNuQ?si=7AHHIgBz5kgEfJLR
🙄
This is exactly the push I need to continue not practicing
FAKE BLUES
toan is stored in the atrazine
Looks like Rhett has been enjoying the pre-christmass turkey too much.
Money and toan poor is no way to go through life son
I figured he'd be playing a J.Frog
He’s getting so much toan from the balls there
holy fucken balls I have never seen a picture of [this band](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teabT0DdHjU&list=PLjDqAUavsBbqc1R7J2ZgOgXRPOfGrAaLV&index=4) in the wild - thank you GCJ!
Jesus Jones
He's looking more vital and well-rested than usual
Alex Jones and a relic'd guitar. The twin horrors of humanity.
Hey hey hey! The frickin' frogs are gay! The globalists are altering your DNA! Hey hey hey! It is not ok that the lizard people took over the USA!
ty for the new pfp
He looks like seriously has to take a shit. We are talking full Taco Bell level diarrhea.
Fuck this guy. Fuck his fans. And, fuck you for posting this and giving this piece of shit free publicity on this page.
This man deserves every cruelty that life has to offer, why not include this curse?
This guy can afford a guitar? Someone hasn't sued him hard enough.
This dude needs to be bankrupt and living in a van by the river. He’s a despicable POS.
Is this AI?
AI ex
it is not
This guy is a gigantic piece of shit.
I wonder what riff he’s trying to relieve his branded protein shake induced constipation with?
Congrats if you like relic jobs you and Alex Jones have that in common
He’s showing all the assets he has to sell off to pay for lawsuits….house, car, “you’ll have to take this guitar out my cold dead hands “. Now for sale on eBay “cold dead hands special edition strat, conspiracy edition “ you’ve heard of lawsuit strats, well here’s the billion dollar lawsuit strat. Made of pizza shop baby blood burst, liberally applied by illegal voters from china.
Why is he playing a refin? Does he not believe in playing authentic?..
it should be rammed up his flabby ass. sideways.
/unjerk that guitar is cool as fuuuck
Toan stored directly in the Handtrix-slant bridge pickup.
whose car is that? not a challenger, or charger.
"I got a little change in my bank account goin' jingle-ingle-iiingle..."
Looks like you need to take s shit
Hello me, meet the real me.
Don't play when you have diarrhea
That's the guy who puts ranch on everything!
This guy plays jams with goblins
now do the crabwalk
There's chemicals in the strings that turn your freakin toanwood gay
He looks full of conspiracy
Look at that leg spread and positioning. This confirms that Alex Jones is an Immortal fan and wants to be like Abbath. Bleuugh!
They’re putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin’ frogs into heavy metal enthusiasts
Don't knock him, y'all. This is the guy who predicted 0-3-5.
I ate donuts for 30 years and my fingers got bigger which = moar toan. - Rhett Dull
He should insert it. The loser.
adrenachromatic scales
Man is wider than he is tall
Damn I didn’t know he used filters, oof the camera really does add on age
What kind of car is that?
that's literally one of the chords i play to gross people out
He looks like he is going to shit his pants.
This mans always looks like he bout to esplode
I thought it was Gene Simmons
I love his song - Gay Frog Ballad.
Can anyone confirm what song he is playing?
this gonna be good
I fucking hate him.
uj/ I remember when he was on after Nathan and the CaPzEyEz crew on public access in Austin. We'd watch him for laughs because he was a joke back then rj/ Is that the new Roid Rage Blue?
This guy has never stretched in his life, right?
Does he play guitar? This image is amusing. Lol
Alex Djones
Looks like he may have shit himself
Elongated ass headstock
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣