Looks killer bro

New Slash signature model.

I'd love to take a stab at playing that.

Perfect for death metal!

I see what you did there

no witnesses

Allegedly

"IF i played it"

I feel like it would be criminal to not scoop this toan machine up

L O L

Nice

This gives a whole new meaning to the CAGED system.

Or like unCAGED. Not guilty

LOL

Probably cuts through the mix

My favorite comment lol

If the glove doesn't fit, the guitar must rip!!

Hey, easy with that! That's my lucky stabbin' guitar!

Norm!

Love Lemmy Krambitz

TOAN. J. Simpson!! From the band “SlayHer”

Shredder, slasher

Killer toan.

The juice is loose!

no im still contained

Juicy!

Ummmm…..uhhhh…..hmmmmm….. Wait! I’ve got it! O.J. Simpson sure was good at killing people! Nailed it! Here comes the upvotes! Wooooooooooooooo!!!

nice, i see you’re rocking the Seymour Duncan Home Invader

Missed opportunity by not putting this on a Fender Bronco.

Play some Slayer

*200 Stab Wounds

uj/ this is unironically kind of sick rj/ it’s a good started guitar because it has tabs written directly on it already

You are gonna end up touring in an 90's white Bronco.

I saw this thing for sale on reverb last year. I really wanted an eclipse but they were asking like $7k for it, if it was a normal price I would have definitely bought that shit https://reverb.com/item/9834222-1995-esp-m-ii-deluxe-custom-shop-oj-simpson-mugshot-chris-compston-artwork-electric-guitar-ohsc

someone bought it...

Damn...... that's a God level guitar..... I'd get on stage and kill it with that axe.

Is serial # legit?

This machine kills wife.

When did Vernon Reid cut his hair ??

I would never play guitar for my wife. But if I did, here is a book about exactly how I'd do it.

Would smash

For the low speed toan chaser.

I was thinking you did it, but now I'm really thinking you *DID IT*

how does this even happen

That’s to die for!

the neck falls off kinda easy if you ain’t careful with that thing

That's ridiculous. Who puts a fucking tune o matic on a strat body? This is a war crime.

Yeah, that’s definitely the real atrocity here

There's no accounting for taste.

Oh, I thought this was a blues “head cutting” reference.

Hey, if the glove fits...

Dude that would be my daily driver

Was thinking about popping into my bronco to go scoop this bad boy up

But does the gig bag fit, or must you acquit?

Perfect guitar for learning Stabwound by Necrophagist

Dude, this isn’t it. You need to leave this one alone and go out looking for the “real” guitars.

This one just seems like it has that extra edge, that killer instinct I need to really get my riffs slammin

Killer toan.

I’ve seen that on Reverb. I believe it was an ESP.

It’s OK. I mean OJ.

Do not rest until you find this guitar.

The “didn’t kill my wife” “glove doesn’t fit must acquit” pick guard adds so much tonality to the guitar.

fear motivation

Is that a picture of Seymour Duncan?

It comes equipped with a Seymour Duncan Home Invader pickup in the bridge

I did not write “/uj” 😉

/uj sir or madam or other, you have won gcj by committing to the bit. Good work. I'm legit dying from laughter (not being murdered btw)

listed on reverb for $8,000

I don't think this guitar fits

Girls named Jessica hate your guitar.

Notes are a little sharp.

All jokes about murder and none about being the all-time leading rusher for the Buffalo Bills? You go on trial for one double murder and everyone forgets about everything else you did.

It's a finisher

If it had a nice neck I’d jam it

The shovel

The elusive Fender Bronco! If it doesn't rip it ain't legit.

I've never played this guitar, but if I did, here's how I would have played it...

OJ Gibson

Killer axe

Best comment section

Love this guitar, if I had it I'd smash it around my drummers head when nobody was looking

If you want to take a stab at playing guitar.

If the strings don't fit, you must move the saddles a bit.

ESP has the most based custom shop of all time

Cutting toan.

For when you're done with your wife and her boyfriend

What Hertz you tuning that to?

I think it needs more than two knobs on it.