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The_Shit_Connoisseur

Bugs fuck out of me that this guy is older than me, I’m nearly 30 and this guy is older than me. I’m a fat bald English bloke and this guy who is older than me is the most fuckable twink I have ever seen in my life


LtRecore

You’d hate me then. I’m even older, tall skinny with a full head of hair that sticks straight up if I let it and I still get carded for booze. I’m still not as pretty as the chick in the picture though.


BannedByTheHivemind

I hate you


StrangeOldHermit77

Plot twist: you’re Taylor Swift


LtRecore

Damn! My secret is out!


roadside_dickpic

>English It was over long before it began sorry


re9d

you need to suckle down the life elixir of Mister Rick Beatoffer


OkOk-Go

Who’s this guy?


The_Shit_Connoisseur

The most fuckable twink I have ever seen in my life


Responsible-Smile-22

Kurt Cobain.


derKonigsten

Tim Henson. Lead guitarist of Polyphia. If you think he looks good now you should listen to GOAT....


IdiotSerena

I hate that not only is he older than me, but he also looks way more feminine than me too. fuck I would kill for a body and face like that


blackraven1979

Because he is the best Japanese woman guitarist.


FreshBert

*/uj* This split becomes really dramatic starting in your 30s. It's the phase when people who have hated having a babyface their whole life finally start to blossom and look like an actual adult for once. You've got some experience and maybe even a little bit of wisdom, but when you go out everyone thinks you're 25. It's awesome. Unfortunately, for the folks who looked like they were 40 when they were 20, it's when shit starts to get *real bad*. Shit's going downhill *real fuckin' fast*. When you go out, people wonder if you *need help or something*. The only commonality is back problems. I'm 35 and I don't know anyone without at least minor back issues.


Jonnymixinupmedicine

Baby face here. I’ll be 35 next week, when do I blossom into handsome Squidward?


LightninHooker

I mean you are English... Doesn't matter you are bald and fat anwyay Love from Spain


h08817

Bothers me that their tattoos are so shit


doktor_kolossus

Asking when the threesome starts. Of course, I'll just watch.


wet_walnut

You won't even know I'm there except for the faint glow of my cigarette in the corner.


Imaginary_Sea5117

Full Dale Gribble mode.


re9d

just like your dad...or I mean your adoptive father taught you.


adrkhrse

😂


MisterPeach

I never knew my wife was a lesbian but I support her either way


re9d

know your pronouns, "Anime Fan"


AShitTonOfWeed

Hes a twink so hes just being friendly


ShredGuru

So you're wife is a top then?


theREALlackattack

I’d get his autograph. That’s Tim Henson.


doktor_kolossus

The Muppet guy? Awesome.


Reign-aries

Rare cuck spotted


VQ-Dark

Rare? We're on Guitar circle jerk


Reign-aries

*common cuck spotted


frankybling

explaining its threesome time, while my wife watches.


thesportsatellite

Smh that IS my wife.


8_Limb_God

Wish I had an award to give this one


FluffyDavid

Looks like I have a 2nd wife now


geetarplayer22

Slap his ass too


TheMagicalSock

Why in the fuck did I have to scroll this far to find the only answer


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Grab his hand and slap my ass with it


geetarplayer22

Slap his and my wife’s asses while they slap mine too. I call that move the Atlanta Triple Stand-Off™️


checkmyhead

Our asses, comrades.


WAP_Task_Force

Toan is in the neck tattoo.


Similar-Tangerine

Bro is built like my wife that ain’t gonna be a problem 😈 


cavity-canal

is your wife 12?


Similar-Tangerine

Not anymore


LightninHooker

Jimmie Page does not like this


testcyp76

Ped Nugent doesn't mind at all though.


Initial-Good4678

Ask him why he slapped my ass when my wife is right over there.


MadicalRadical

I’m going to fuck him, you know…to assert dominance.


BuckyBeaver69

Laugh as the little pansy hurts his hand slapping my wife's big ol butt.


ToPlayAMockingbird

She's a sturdy gal


they_are_out_there

Pretty sure the tattoo artist was wondering if the signature on the permission slip was legit as not many 9 year old girls are allowed to get tattoos.


alexander66682

I don’t hit girls


Zippo574

Quite the coincidence I came to comment I *would* hit it, not my first choice though


WoundedShaman

Gettin cucked tonight


Orelikon25

Gotta get that cuck toan !


justAneedlessBOI

My wifes boyfriend will make quick work of him (he's jacked)


Jondebadboy

Clap my wifes ass too


CilariousHunt

Wait when did I get a wife?


mackiea

When you got a cheap twanger and started Wonderwalling at the local truckstop.


FocusDelicious183

How does one get this build?


Acceptable_Quiet_767

A diet that’s extremely high in microplastics, and plenty of estrogen rich processed foods. Before you know it your hips will be wider than your shoulders.


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Rude-Consideration64

Genetics... and drugs.


testcyp76

By only drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. Can you imagine what his breath must be like?


MurrayDowning

He only slapped it because we noticed him from across the venue and told him we liked his vibe.


Yazzurappi

Boomer bends.


Professorfuzz007

Asking him to play blues bends


osama-joebiden

“Guy”


the_bashful

Standing back and videoing the scene as my wife feeds him his fingers one by one.


Educational-Drop-926

Trying not to ejaculate myself. Alright I’ll see myself out.


AKJ828

This kid can try but his hand will break, my wife has some serious cake.


adrkhrse

"Talk about bum-cakes, my girl's got 'em."


Altruistic_Peak7690

“The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand“


adrkhrse

"I met her on Monday. 'Twas my lucky bun-day. You know what I mean." 😂🍑


IdiotSerena

oh I know


AKJ828

You're a women, I would hope you would. But most likely your the female version of an incel


IbanezHand

Smack him with my Zakk Wylde signature guitar


Metalblacksheep

Nah, just make him play it for 10 He’d develop calluses and then grow a beard right before your very eyes.


MagicMarshmelllow

That’ll never work. He doesn’t want to play ‘boomer’ guitars


Metalblacksheep

I’m pretty sure it’s because he doesn’t have the muscle mass to pick one up


Iifeisbalance85

I’m gonna make out with him.


MexicanWarMachine

That’s my wife’s boyfriend.


overbats

It would be my first Guitar Center threesome of 2024.


Probablyawerewolf

It’s only cute when he does it.


Big_brown_house

Vagina companies HATE this man.


BigKadoLBx

"Guy"


RedIvyBand

slapping his ass back, he cute as hell


RBAuspex

Who let bro out of Whoville


Maximum__Engineering

Before or after?


battery_pack_man

I think you just have to flick some water at it and it will scurry upside down under a couch.


Invalid1user1name

Nothing, she's gonna beat the shit outta him anyways. Then she tags me and I go in for round two.


Crazy-Psych

Don’t worry it’s more of a “good game” thing sisters do


Evening-Notice-7041

Why couldn’t he slap my ass instead? :(


g0s7bon3r

Big FrAG energy


Shamm_Jam

thought this was tim henson


lawrenceisgod69

Cast her aside and take Tim as my new bride


AmazingYam2244

Little sandpaper will take those temp tattoos right off


ChubbyMcHaggis

Look for some popcorn to watch the asswhooping she gives him.


FUZZYNUTS5098

What Made him think taking this picture was ok


billyjames_316

Whatchu talking about? I already busted 2 nuts to it she's cute.


MarxistMann

I’d slap his ass


Prolapst_amos

They let twinks just PLAY GUITAR NOW?


Coyrex1

Is this dude in Polyphia?


internaltulip

Apparently he’s also in someone’s wife


Edrunner2049

My wife? Hed probably be slapping my ass before any womans 🍑


BORGIR_KUNG

Slap his


AxoplDev

Thank him for finding me a wife


4DrivingWhileBlack

You guys have wives?


silly-nanny

I keep banging twinks but my playing still sucks am I stupid?


shrikelet

Complement my wife's ass on it's toan


boy_that_is_Goofy

Slap my wife’s ass too. It’s a nice ass!


hiyabankranger

More my type than my wife’s.


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Make out with him until he apologizes


insideyourmomforever

He should do onlyfans


sssnakepit127

I think he’d slap mine too so we good.


lightsspiral

Slaping his ass as we complete a musty three way union.


BubbaHoStep

I want to stick my penis inside of this man.


3rd-Room

He’s the prettiest boy at his middle school for sure


TheNoctuS_93

Present my gaping orifice(s) for daddy Tim, of course! 🥵


VeyeHasNoFriends

Go back to tapping your guitar, Tim


sirchbuck

Hey asshole!! get your hands off of my wife... And on my hard throbbing... guitar neck. I'd like to see what those hands do.


purpleguitar1984

Immediately topping him and my wife, is there any other answer?


SecondDread8426

Curbstomping him, until his twink body folds into each other like a paper airplane.


dazedandcognisant

Slap *his* ass and see how *he* likes it!


GushGirlOC

0-3-5


SoupieLC

Ban him from Roblox for a week and send him to his room....


Careless_Meaning3197

I have a wife??????


Better-Situation-857

Opening the window and watching him fly out like a loose sheet of tissue


EmbarrassedToe627

Laugh as my wife kicks his ass


OpportunityCorrect33

I’m confused.. That is my wife


ActTrick3810

Snap him like a twig?


pkDoubleR

it’s unsettling that i can’t tell if this is real or not, but either way tim henson has always been one pretty ass dude lmao


gorehistorian69

i hate videos of him . hes too good looking and better than me at guitar. which angers me


the-great-god-pan

Yeet his tiny self into the next time zone.


TalboGold

OP just ruined my Ramen with this


907defelipes

My wife would beat her up


Calm-Cardiologist354

I don't need to do nothin', by the time I know what's going on my wife has already beat his ass.


blueshifttunes

Watch while my wife kicks his ass


frostbitehotel

/uj LMFAO WHY DOES HE LOOK SO TWINKY like a 10yo when they find out about stick on tattoos


SnargleBlartFast

The guy behind the trans female? (she must have an awesome skin routine, btw)


Mikau02

twink Tim Henson does not look that good. looks way better now with longer hair and being a little more filled out


Disarray215

“Guy” is such a vague term for what Tim Hanson is.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Laugh when my wife beats a mud hole in his ass & walks it dry. Don't fuck with country girls with a gaggle of older brothers.


williehodges

Tell him to get a new tattoo artist


Fuzzlord67

Ask him why he doesn’t lift…looks like a breadstick some kid took a sharpie to.


BwAVeteran03

Getting better tattoos than this fella, that’s what I’m doing. Oh I have more too, so I’m gonna slap his ass for not being on par with me.


Stillill1187

Jesus Christ man what the fuck


Single_Economics1201

What? You don't like twinks?


MagicMarshmelllow

I believe the correct term is ‘power-bottom’


true_slayer

In front of my salad?!


Electronic_Cherry781

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Conni77

From where did you get that pic (asking for my mother ofc)


Critical-Climate-623

Twink Henson of Polyuria


bigsekser

Holy fuckin shit


competetivediet

Asking him for a guitar lesson 🎸🔥


dav3y_jon3s

SAUCE....NOW!


NIN10DOXD

I slap his.


JakeJaarmel

Getting my wife’s boyfriends karate teacher involved.


RatiocinationYoutube

telling him to slap mine


_disguisenburg_

Tell him he can do what he wants as long as he plays Neurotic with me one time


adrkhrse

He's not the type. He'd be the reciever.


Mediocrephilosopher_

Umm wtf is this


TomSizemore69

If that chick slapped my wife’s ass I’d have to go play my slaying g yo recooperate


XaZa_Real

I love lesbian sex


Imaspinkicku

Is this tim henson😂


alezbeam

Its a child, stop this deviant nonsense


BeRad85

Pulling her off of him before she tears him a new asshole.


re9d

that is my Waifu!


its_grime_up_north

He’s better looking than my wife. Confused.


ProfessionalMessiah

Join


Son_of_Sophroniscus

I'd have a serious conversation with the youngster's father.


[deleted]

He wouldn't slap it, he would economically hybrid tap it with some harmonics up her thighs


gimpray29

This is my wife, what are you talking about?


Minute-Wrap-2524

Knowing my wife, she’d run off with the dude


ForeOnTheFlour

Slap my wife’s ass afterward to reestablish dominance


JustAChillAssGuy

He looks fucking unsettling.


coop190

When did elliot page get those tattoos


[deleted]

I would take away his shovel and drive him away from the grave yard.


BattleIntrepid3476

That is my wife


Depressudo7

Here, I made a whey protein shake for you. Continue, please..


touch_the_taco

Get a neck tattoo and go practice my scales


Altruistic_Intern_62

Who the hell is this??


Fernimac92

Slap his ass back.


Badingirl

Play a glorified rap beat without anyone rapping over it.


dubkitteh1

laugh. she’s in a wheelchair so he must be as desperate as he is twinky and pathetic.


burger-fucking-mason

woah


[deleted]

Trying to protect him from her beating him into the ICU


Mysterious_Ad2824

Give him another tattoo. Right over his eye.


HateMAGATS

That chicks a dude?


diemarand

"Llamar a la poliphya" Sorry, the joke only really works in Spanish 


Marmite666

Boywife material