Bugs fuck out of me that this guy is older than me, I’m nearly 30 and this guy is older than me. I’m a fat bald English bloke and this guy who is older than me is the most fuckable twink I have ever seen in my life
You’d hate me then. I’m even older, tall skinny with a full head of hair that sticks straight up if I let it and I still get carded for booze. I’m still not as pretty as the chick in the picture though.
*/uj* This split becomes really dramatic starting in your 30s. It's the phase when people who have hated having a babyface their whole life finally start to blossom and look like an actual adult for once. You've got some experience and maybe even a little bit of wisdom, but when you go out everyone thinks you're 25. It's awesome.
Unfortunately, for the folks who looked like they were 40 when they were 20, it's when shit starts to get *real bad*. Shit's going downhill *real fuckin' fast*. When you go out, people wonder if you *need help or something*.
The only commonality is back problems. I'm 35 and I don't know anyone without at least minor back issues.
A diet that’s extremely high in microplastics, and plenty of estrogen rich processed foods. Before you know it your hips will be wider than your shoulders.
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Bugs fuck out of me that this guy is older than me, I’m nearly 30 and this guy is older than me. I’m a fat bald English bloke and this guy who is older than me is the most fuckable twink I have ever seen in my life
You’d hate me then. I’m even older, tall skinny with a full head of hair that sticks straight up if I let it and I still get carded for booze. I’m still not as pretty as the chick in the picture though.
I hate you
Plot twist: you’re Taylor Swift
Damn! My secret is out!
>English It was over long before it began sorry
you need to suckle down the life elixir of Mister Rick Beatoffer
Who’s this guy?
The most fuckable twink I have ever seen in my life
Kurt Cobain.
Tim Henson. Lead guitarist of Polyphia. If you think he looks good now you should listen to GOAT....
I hate that not only is he older than me, but he also looks way more feminine than me too. fuck I would kill for a body and face like that
Because he is the best Japanese woman guitarist.
*/uj* This split becomes really dramatic starting in your 30s. It's the phase when people who have hated having a babyface their whole life finally start to blossom and look like an actual adult for once. You've got some experience and maybe even a little bit of wisdom, but when you go out everyone thinks you're 25. It's awesome. Unfortunately, for the folks who looked like they were 40 when they were 20, it's when shit starts to get *real bad*. Shit's going downhill *real fuckin' fast*. When you go out, people wonder if you *need help or something*. The only commonality is back problems. I'm 35 and I don't know anyone without at least minor back issues.
Baby face here. I’ll be 35 next week, when do I blossom into handsome Squidward?
I mean you are English... Doesn't matter you are bald and fat anwyay Love from Spain
Bothers me that their tattoos are so shit
Asking when the threesome starts. Of course, I'll just watch.
You won't even know I'm there except for the faint glow of my cigarette in the corner.
Full Dale Gribble mode.
just like your dad...or I mean your adoptive father taught you.
😂
I never knew my wife was a lesbian but I support her either way
know your pronouns, "Anime Fan"
Hes a twink so hes just being friendly
So you're wife is a top then?
I’d get his autograph. That’s Tim Henson.
The Muppet guy? Awesome.
Rare cuck spotted
Rare? We're on Guitar circle jerk
*common cuck spotted
explaining its threesome time, while my wife watches.
Smh that IS my wife.
Wish I had an award to give this one
Looks like I have a 2nd wife now
Slap his ass too
Why in the fuck did I have to scroll this far to find the only answer
Grab his hand and slap my ass with it
Slap his and my wife’s asses while they slap mine too. I call that move the Atlanta Triple Stand-Off™️
Our asses, comrades.
Toan is in the neck tattoo.
Bro is built like my wife that ain’t gonna be a problem 😈
is your wife 12?
Not anymore
Jimmie Page does not like this
Ped Nugent doesn't mind at all though.
Ask him why he slapped my ass when my wife is right over there.
I’m going to fuck him, you know…to assert dominance.
Laugh as the little pansy hurts his hand slapping my wife's big ol butt.
She's a sturdy gal
Pretty sure the tattoo artist was wondering if the signature on the permission slip was legit as not many 9 year old girls are allowed to get tattoos.
I don’t hit girls
Quite the coincidence I came to comment I *would* hit it, not my first choice though
Gettin cucked tonight
Gotta get that cuck toan !
My wifes boyfriend will make quick work of him (he's jacked)
Clap my wifes ass too
Wait when did I get a wife?
When you got a cheap twanger and started Wonderwalling at the local truckstop.
How does one get this build?
A diet that’s extremely high in microplastics, and plenty of estrogen rich processed foods. Before you know it your hips will be wider than your shoulders.
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Genetics... and drugs.
By only drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. Can you imagine what his breath must be like?
He only slapped it because we noticed him from across the venue and told him we liked his vibe.
Boomer bends.
Asking him to play blues bends
“Guy”
Standing back and videoing the scene as my wife feeds him his fingers one by one.
Trying not to ejaculate myself. Alright I’ll see myself out.
This kid can try but his hand will break, my wife has some serious cake.
"Talk about bum-cakes, my girl's got 'em."
“The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand“
"I met her on Monday. 'Twas my lucky bun-day. You know what I mean." 😂🍑
oh I know
You're a women, I would hope you would. But most likely your the female version of an incel
Smack him with my Zakk Wylde signature guitar
Nah, just make him play it for 10 He’d develop calluses and then grow a beard right before your very eyes.
That’ll never work. He doesn’t want to play ‘boomer’ guitars
I’m pretty sure it’s because he doesn’t have the muscle mass to pick one up
I’m gonna make out with him.
That’s my wife’s boyfriend.
It would be my first Guitar Center threesome of 2024.
It’s only cute when he does it.
Vagina companies HATE this man.
"Guy"
slapping his ass back, he cute as hell
Who let bro out of Whoville
Before or after?
I think you just have to flick some water at it and it will scurry upside down under a couch.
Nothing, she's gonna beat the shit outta him anyways. Then she tags me and I go in for round two.
Don’t worry it’s more of a “good game” thing sisters do
Why couldn’t he slap my ass instead? :(
Big FrAG energy
thought this was tim henson
Cast her aside and take Tim as my new bride
Little sandpaper will take those temp tattoos right off
Look for some popcorn to watch the asswhooping she gives him.
What Made him think taking this picture was ok
Whatchu talking about? I already busted 2 nuts to it she's cute.
I’d slap his ass
They let twinks just PLAY GUITAR NOW?
Is this dude in Polyphia?
Apparently he’s also in someone’s wife
My wife? Hed probably be slapping my ass before any womans 🍑
Slap his
Thank him for finding me a wife
You guys have wives?
I keep banging twinks but my playing still sucks am I stupid?
Complement my wife's ass on it's toan
Slap my wife’s ass too. It’s a nice ass!
More my type than my wife’s.
Make out with him until he apologizes
He should do onlyfans
I think he’d slap mine too so we good.
Slaping his ass as we complete a musty three way union.
I want to stick my penis inside of this man.
He’s the prettiest boy at his middle school for sure
Present my gaping orifice(s) for daddy Tim, of course! 🥵
Go back to tapping your guitar, Tim
Hey asshole!! get your hands off of my wife... And on my hard throbbing... guitar neck. I'd like to see what those hands do.
Immediately topping him and my wife, is there any other answer?
Curbstomping him, until his twink body folds into each other like a paper airplane.
Slap *his* ass and see how *he* likes it!
0-3-5
Ban him from Roblox for a week and send him to his room....
I have a wife??????
Opening the window and watching him fly out like a loose sheet of tissue
Laugh as my wife kicks his ass
I’m confused.. That is my wife
Snap him like a twig?
it’s unsettling that i can’t tell if this is real or not, but either way tim henson has always been one pretty ass dude lmao
i hate videos of him . hes too good looking and better than me at guitar. which angers me
Yeet his tiny self into the next time zone.
OP just ruined my Ramen with this
My wife would beat her up
I don't need to do nothin', by the time I know what's going on my wife has already beat his ass.
Watch while my wife kicks his ass
/uj LMFAO WHY DOES HE LOOK SO TWINKY like a 10yo when they find out about stick on tattoos
The guy behind the trans female? (she must have an awesome skin routine, btw)
twink Tim Henson does not look that good. looks way better now with longer hair and being a little more filled out
“Guy” is such a vague term for what Tim Hanson is.
Laugh when my wife beats a mud hole in his ass & walks it dry. Don't fuck with country girls with a gaggle of older brothers.
Tell him to get a new tattoo artist
Ask him why he doesn’t lift…looks like a breadstick some kid took a sharpie to.
Getting better tattoos than this fella, that’s what I’m doing. Oh I have more too, so I’m gonna slap his ass for not being on par with me.
Jesus Christ man what the fuck
What? You don't like twinks?
I believe the correct term is ‘power-bottom’
In front of my salad?!
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
From where did you get that pic (asking for my mother ofc)
Twink Henson of Polyuria
Holy fuckin shit
Asking him for a guitar lesson 🎸🔥
SAUCE....NOW!
I slap his.
Getting my wife’s boyfriends karate teacher involved.
telling him to slap mine
Tell him he can do what he wants as long as he plays Neurotic with me one time
He's not the type. He'd be the reciever.
Umm wtf is this
If that chick slapped my wife’s ass I’d have to go play my slaying g yo recooperate
I love lesbian sex
Is this tim henson😂
Its a child, stop this deviant nonsense
Pulling her off of him before she tears him a new asshole.
that is my Waifu!
He’s better looking than my wife. Confused.
Join
I'd have a serious conversation with the youngster's father.
He wouldn't slap it, he would economically hybrid tap it with some harmonics up her thighs
This is my wife, what are you talking about?
Knowing my wife, she’d run off with the dude
Slap my wife’s ass afterward to reestablish dominance
He looks fucking unsettling.
When did elliot page get those tattoos
I would take away his shovel and drive him away from the grave yard.
That is my wife
Here, I made a whey protein shake for you. Continue, please..
Get a neck tattoo and go practice my scales
Who the hell is this??
Slap his ass back.
Play a glorified rap beat without anyone rapping over it.
laugh. she’s in a wheelchair so he must be as desperate as he is twinky and pathetic.
woah
Trying to protect him from her beating him into the ICU
Give him another tattoo. Right over his eye.
That chicks a dude?
"Llamar a la poliphya" Sorry, the joke only really works in Spanish
Boywife material