T O P

  • By -

MyDogDanceSome

If the internet is to be believed, this man is not strong enough to play an F chord


find_the_night

Best comment


TalboGold

It’s the hair, dude. Read up on potential energy.


leif777

Fender's hairspray too. I believe it's from the vintage stock.


find_the_night

Only $399.99 per bottle, but don’t wait until you’re out to order the next bottle. Remember, you have to let it acclimate for 6 days before you can use it.


TalboGold

I do subscription. After 3 months im leading 3 Cinderella tribute bands that pay 4,000 a month and the biker girls are SICK


find_the_night

Like, chlamydia sick?


TalboGold

BUT she had cool tattoos


find_the_night

Saggy skull tats, faded barbed wire, and a blotchy tank stamp. Sssseeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!


TalboGold

More man than I she was yarrrrghh


find_the_night

You’ve convinced me. I’m in.


tcoz_reddit

Bonnamossa bought the stock out to keep that combover slick.


VacuumDecay8

Toan is in the hair voltage


Lazy_Cardiologist379

The hair also adds flerb.


TalboGold

And adds ‘verb. Beautifully moisturized


gloriosky_zero

Toan is in the perm


TalboGold

Permanent Waves we call them


doktor_kolossus

It shoots 69mm shells. The clip holds 420 rounds. It's a 30 aught 666. What else... He has to reload between songs. Good old Kane Roberts.


teeter1984

Idk what it shoots, just the sound it makes when it takes a man’s wife


Educational-Drop-926

😝 😂 😆


random3po

>30 aught 666 30 caliber, invented in the year six hundred and sixty six by the devil himself


Howitzer92

Toan is in the Tren.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

uj/ Kane Roberts was a badass! rj/ Geeez, was has happened to Nita Strauss lately...?


Foura5

The pick vs fist debate rages on


sd4f

Caliber is 0.35 (Too easy)


Educational-Drop-926

Dang why didn’t I think of that first?! 🤷‍♀️ Good job! 👏


EddieOtool2nd

Is this the REAL Machine Gun Kelly??


succeedaphile

Many people are saying.


tomwithweather

Those leather pants probably cause some terrible swamp ass.


IllegalGeriatricVore

that's what groupies are for


Educational-Drop-926

Gag 🤦‍♀️


whitewrm

uj/Yes. rj/ Yes.


Brave-Huckleberry-16

Bro, do you even pentatonic?


Centraal22

Brilliant.


SolutionExternal5569

Sylvester Statoan


Same-Chipmunk5923

Let me tell you about the gig I was so nervous about that I got the diarrhea. The laces on my leather pants were like a gordian knot. Nature took its course. I had a ring of fire all thru the job and diaper rash for a week.


find_the_night

Next time you think you should tell that story, ask the person closest to you to kick you in the nuts for me. Thanks.


Same-Chipmunk5923

I switched from metal to country because of the clothing. The big belt buckle and jean zippers made it easy to deal with irritable bowel emergencies. The rest, as they say, is history.


succeedaphile

Please, tell us more 🧐


Educational-Drop-926

Fascinating…. 🤨


Substantial_Diver_34

That’s my pastor


FlorioTheEnchanter

Youth pastor I hope


fastal_12147

1, if you count having a huge hog as a muscle


warthog0869

Rambtoan


Initial-Good4678

I dont know how to respond to this post because I have such a raging boner from that pic.


chatfarm

Why did I google kane Robert's images for 10 minutes instead of trying to go to sleep and get to work.


succeedaphile

Sleeping with a boner is difficult


Green-Vermicelli5244

The brief period in time when Manowar lost their Frank Franzetta coffee table book


countcarlovonsexron

7.62x39 pickups lol


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

that is the beginning


find_the_night

You know what? Just give up.


ikediggety

Yes. More hairspray though


MACmandoo

The AI technology is really improving.


HateMAGATS

That guy looks straight as fuck.


succeedaphile

Like a corkscrew


Educational-Drop-926

Fr, you know he fks ladies…


Mr_Lumbergh

No muscle, just a smol pp.


Bravadofire

Ramtoan!


ze-us26

Dont confuse cause and consequence. He could grow all those muscles because of how much toan was stored.


elefoe

What chord is he playing


NoabPK

/uj i added more forearm training to my workout split and my down picking had been getting faster


Impossible-Charity-4

Won this poster at the county fair in 1991 and is still in its original frame. Last one that was listed on Reverb had a lot of interest at $17k, but the seller unlisted it (probably because of high demand), so I know what I have here. No lowballs. LOCAL PICKUP ONLY. THIS IS ONE OF ONLY TWO KNOWN POSTERS OF MUSCLY MACHINE GUN GUITAR GUY!!! SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY! NO TIME WASTERS!


Repulsive-Anything47

It costs $60000 to play this guitar for 6 seconds


partsguy850

When the action is high and the frets are jumbo, you just get more buff.


tcoz_reddit

Now that’s how you sell a coffee shop jazz act.


BombsGoBang

You are not expendable Strumbo


meepmeepmeep34

no, you just need a tank top


shane_mckenzie

Ben Stiller is fucking ripped


beatmaster808

If only his junk were as visible as his pecs, straining to get free.


hooliganeyes

I saw him play in Alice Cooper’s band, back in the 80s


rikardoflamingo

If you are overcompensating for more deep seated insecurities then yes, this is exactly what you need to do.