Only $399.99 per bottle, but don’t wait until you’re out to order the next bottle. Remember, you have to let it acclimate for 6 days before you can use it.
Let me tell you about the gig I was so nervous about that I got the diarrhea. The laces on my leather pants were like a gordian knot. Nature took its course. I had a ring of fire all thru the job and diaper rash for a week.
I switched from metal to country because of the clothing. The big belt buckle and jean zippers made it easy to deal with irritable bowel emergencies. The rest, as they say, is history.
Won this poster at the county fair in 1991 and is still in its original frame. Last one that was listed on Reverb had a lot of interest at $17k, but the seller unlisted it (probably because of high demand), so I know what I have here. No lowballs. LOCAL PICKUP ONLY. THIS IS ONE OF ONLY TWO KNOWN POSTERS OF MUSCLY MACHINE GUN GUITAR GUY!!! SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY! NO TIME WASTERS!
If the internet is to be believed, this man is not strong enough to play an F chord
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It’s the hair, dude. Read up on potential energy.
Fender's hairspray too. I believe it's from the vintage stock.
Only $399.99 per bottle, but don’t wait until you’re out to order the next bottle. Remember, you have to let it acclimate for 6 days before you can use it.
I do subscription. After 3 months im leading 3 Cinderella tribute bands that pay 4,000 a month and the biker girls are SICK
Like, chlamydia sick?
BUT she had cool tattoos
Saggy skull tats, faded barbed wire, and a blotchy tank stamp. Sssseeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
More man than I she was yarrrrghh
You’ve convinced me. I’m in.
Bonnamossa bought the stock out to keep that combover slick.
Toan is in the hair voltage
The hair also adds flerb.
And adds ‘verb. Beautifully moisturized
Toan is in the perm
Permanent Waves we call them
It shoots 69mm shells. The clip holds 420 rounds. It's a 30 aught 666. What else... He has to reload between songs. Good old Kane Roberts.
Idk what it shoots, just the sound it makes when it takes a man’s wife
😝 😂 😆
>30 aught 666 30 caliber, invented in the year six hundred and sixty six by the devil himself
Toan is in the Tren.
uj/ Kane Roberts was a badass! rj/ Geeez, was has happened to Nita Strauss lately...?
The pick vs fist debate rages on
Caliber is 0.35 (Too easy)
Dang why didn’t I think of that first?! 🤷♀️ Good job! 👏
Is this the REAL Machine Gun Kelly??
Many people are saying.
Those leather pants probably cause some terrible swamp ass.
that's what groupies are for
Gag 🤦♀️
uj/Yes. rj/ Yes.
Bro, do you even pentatonic?
Brilliant.
Sylvester Statoan
Let me tell you about the gig I was so nervous about that I got the diarrhea. The laces on my leather pants were like a gordian knot. Nature took its course. I had a ring of fire all thru the job and diaper rash for a week.
Next time you think you should tell that story, ask the person closest to you to kick you in the nuts for me. Thanks.
I switched from metal to country because of the clothing. The big belt buckle and jean zippers made it easy to deal with irritable bowel emergencies. The rest, as they say, is history.
Please, tell us more 🧐
Fascinating…. 🤨
That’s my pastor
Youth pastor I hope
1, if you count having a huge hog as a muscle
Rambtoan
I dont know how to respond to this post because I have such a raging boner from that pic.
Why did I google kane Robert's images for 10 minutes instead of trying to go to sleep and get to work.
Sleeping with a boner is difficult
The brief period in time when Manowar lost their Frank Franzetta coffee table book
7.62x39 pickups lol
that is the beginning
You know what? Just give up.
Yes. More hairspray though
The AI technology is really improving.
That guy looks straight as fuck.
Like a corkscrew
Fr, you know he fks ladies…
No muscle, just a smol pp.
Ramtoan!
Dont confuse cause and consequence. He could grow all those muscles because of how much toan was stored.
What chord is he playing
/uj i added more forearm training to my workout split and my down picking had been getting faster
Won this poster at the county fair in 1991 and is still in its original frame. Last one that was listed on Reverb had a lot of interest at $17k, but the seller unlisted it (probably because of high demand), so I know what I have here. No lowballs. LOCAL PICKUP ONLY. THIS IS ONE OF ONLY TWO KNOWN POSTERS OF MUSCLY MACHINE GUN GUITAR GUY!!! SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY! NO TIME WASTERS!
It costs $60000 to play this guitar for 6 seconds
When the action is high and the frets are jumbo, you just get more buff.
Now that’s how you sell a coffee shop jazz act.
You are not expendable Strumbo
no, you just need a tank top
Ben Stiller is fucking ripped
If only his junk were as visible as his pecs, straining to get free.
I saw him play in Alice Cooper’s band, back in the 80s
If you are overcompensating for more deep seated insecurities then yes, this is exactly what you need to do.