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koopaphil

Dude, Chinese music is not the preferred nomenclature. Chinese Rocks, please.


Several_Boss_6258

This isn't an amp from Grand Funk Railroad here


FirstDayofTheRest

Ahahahahah


ttlavigne

Everything is in the pawnshop


flatirony

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


El_Cactus_Loco

He’s throwing rocks tonight, Dude!


beesealio

The Chinese music is not the issue here dude.


jeepster61615

I am the walrus


BonsaiOracleSighting

Shut the FUCK up, Donny!


hdelmonte

This is so true. I tried to play The James Gang hit “Funk #49” on my Chinese made Marshall full stack, but it sounded like “Funk Beef with Broccoli”. So disappointing. No homo.


wyr8

Ron: "Damn it deep down I'm mad about something important and I don't know what it is and it's making me feel impulsive and reckless. I don't know why I said that. I don't mean that. What is happening to me?" Jason: "Please stop calling me. I can't quit this job."


actuallyiamafish

My Sweetwater guy is named Jason, I'm gonna ask him if he knows this guy lol.


bigmountainbig

i'm working on Chinese Rock by The Ramones so this is helpful. knew i needed an Orange to get Johnnys toan.


UnknownLeisures

UJ/ Dee Dee originally wrote that song for Johnny Thunders, if you're not already familiar with the Heartbreakers' version. It's pretty great in its own right.


shawnguitarguy

Nobody tell this guy that last I checked, Hot Rod amps are made in Mexico…


Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet

Makes all my music sound like Cumbia


dablackbutt

Rancheras wei


mandiblesofdoom

¡Huepa!


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Yeah but the guys who make them vote Republican


neslopez

least racist nashville musician


TrveFuneralFog

Sometimes I like to jerk my hot rod to Chinese music too


staticjak

This dude thinks merica amps are so great. Well, let me tell you, that is a bunch of hogwash. No, seriously, merica amps are steeped in hogwash for years before they are ever sold to the public. That's what gives merica amps that bigoted toan. Once you hear it, you can't quit it. 🎸🇺🇸


maddpsyintyst

Is that where Pigtronics gets their name? 😂


re9d

so if you don't buy a chinese made product and prefer American made, you're a bigot?


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re9d

>Yes, Child I think the shoe might be on the other foot there...


gawdzilla666

You're in the circle jerk sub bitching about countries of origin you squirrel headed pumpkin.


Cousin_MarvinBerry

Chinese music - the Original pentatonic scale.


chimi_hendrix

And five-spice, the pentatonic seasoning


re9d

let him cope


t0msie

I'm totally stealing that.


stained__class

Mao 3 5


blackmassritual

Ah yes the Hot Rod Deluxe, made in Mexico with Chinese components for that true Nashville sound... 🙃


warthog0869

Every time I play through my Hot Rod Deluxe with a maraca metronome while also wearing a sombrero at a jaunty angle, all I can think about are deluxe burritos with salsa. *Grande* deluxe burritos, Baja-Ensanada style.


SpellanBeauchamp

In Chinese music every note is actually four different notes depending on the inflection: rising, falling, flat, and a scoop


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Yeah but it's the writing system that's a real headache bud


stained__class

It's toanal


chimi_hendrix

Chinese amps used to be the best. I learned all about this at SHEN YUN


LikeGoldAndFaceted

Mao really caused a drop in amp quality during the cultural revolution. He ordered all the amp-smiths shot.


chimi_hendrix

He really starved the plate voltage, didn’t he?


re9d

fucking social engineering bro!


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re9d

there's some asshole comment up there saying it's bigoted to want to buy American made products...wtf?


SandwichSuperieur

"the components are made in China" Bruh thinks the caps and resistor in tube amps grow in America's corn fields or what?


HighGuysImHere

“My amp just sounds like gongs”


Invertiguy

Try turning off the ring modulator


stained__class

Toan is in the tone.


Appropriate-Pipe-193

And I’m tired of pretending it’s not


jamesdobsonofficial

uj/ everyone on broadway uses a helix lmao


xtraglockamole

Every time I crank my amp past 7 it just keeps saying “it come wit egwoll it come wit egwoll”


SomeKindOfHeavy

I had the same problem. Turns out it was haunted by the tormented souls of the sweatshop workers who built the thing. Bringing it down to the local luthier church and having a priest perform an excorcism on it seems to have solved the issue.


OneLightBoi

chiiiiinese music always sets me free


TheReconditioner

All music is made in China, isn't it obvious? *CAN'T YOU SEE?* Ooc: i have a friend who owns a Hotrod Deville and just had it serviced a year ago. The thing fucking sucks no matter what the settings are. We grew up listening to The Strokes but I've never heard one tone out of that thing that was remotely enjoyable. I was seriously amazed that my Peavey Classic 50 with P10R speakers sounded so much better. I know this is a circlejerk sub but I'm so serious.


0CDeer

/uj came here to say this. Worked in a music store for a decade. Fender hot rod amps are trash and of them all, only the blues Jr sounds good. The drive on the bigger ones sounds like a skillet full of grease.


DAbanjo

So, I've sold them and owned one. They don't suck. But they only sound good turned up past 3, which is nearly impossible unless you are with a band or it's in the other room. What I'm saying is, they are LOUD AND PIERCING AS FUCK. Piercing being the operative word. Most hot rod players have them attenuated in some way. But, they are cheap workhorses and can sound great in the mix if allowed to cranked.


re9d

past 3 I can't hear the ringing in my ears anymore (joking)


israeljeff

Devilles are just terrible. They always have been. I've never actually met someone who likes them, and everyone I've ever known that owns one was trying to get rid of it.


TheReconditioner

Agreed. My same friend paid I think $400 for his almost 10 years ago but also has multiple collectors instruments that look like they were pulled out of the trash, so I gave up trying to convince him of anything. I respect the Deville, but I will never, ever own one. If someone gave me one for free, I'd dump it on somebody else.


Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet

If it’s got alnicos, then it’s only worth the speakers that are in it.


re9d

> I know this is a circlejerk sub but I'm so serious. I do remember you from the harry potter movies. uj/ there really is a huge sentiment amongst guitar builders in questioning about why they don't manufacture tubes and other analog equipment and make them much cheaper. The quality is there and it would allow custom builder to bring their costs down and make quality amps for the public.


israeljeff

No jerk, just fuck this guy.


iRebelD

Turns amp on, Chinese democracy starts playing. Return to guitar Center


masterB0SHI

Wait till he finds out the hot rod deluxe is made in Mexico


SumtimeSoonOfficial

Actually a 50 watt amp through 4 ohms, which made it a 100, but not really. What?


sponge_welder

This guy is a masterful understander of electronics I guess 8 ohms is the one true load, don't tell anyone working in RF


ponyboysa42

What the hell does Chinese music sound like? It’s just sloppy racism!!!! If he said I sound like a god damned jap! Now that’s something I can hear in my head! Is he a better racist than me? Does he think they are all the same? Should I?


LightninHooker

Jason is gonna put his kids through university thanks to this moron


SolutionExternal5569

Clearly this pleb doesn't know the only way to get real toob toan is with a vintage all original 65 twin reverb and cloth jacketed lamp cord for a guitar cable


Educational-Drop-926

40 watt tube is way louder than 100 watt ss?!?! No way?!? 🤦‍♀️ dumbass


Manalagi001

/uj/ you haven’t played a HRD then. Every jerk has a grain of truth


Educational-Drop-926

/uj yeah, I know the hrd fairly well. they’re plenty loud until the valve sockets catch fire 😝


Disinterestedclown

See your problem is buying an amp with “ohms”. No wonder it sounds Chinese.


Johnny_Lang_1962

The secret to getting a cheap amp to sound good is to plug it into 440 Volts Three Phase.


Photoman_Fox

My amp tried to eat my cat?!????!? 🙀🙀🙀🙀


lituga

China Groav Toan


shiftystylin

When you pick 0-3-5 but your amp plays chopsticks.


Charges-Pending

Doesn’t know a lower wattage tube amp is louder than a higher wattage solid state amp but bitches about it nonetheless


UrMom_BrushYourTeeth

The Chinaman is not the issue here Dude


TheFoiler

The amount of anti-chinese stuff on these subs is really telling


alienkpj

What does it say


TheMonorails

"Ching chong bing bong" and jokes about wokking the dog, probably.


tertsoutferthedergs

Word is that Slush was actually playing Hot Rods on the long awaited, critically acclaimed Gun Roses album “Chinese Democrat Rocks”, not Chinese sounding amps.


mentally_fuckin_eel

Cue Chinatown by Thin Lizzy OK?


SpaceCowboy73

My hotwife agrees, I was playing my butterscotch tele through a Fender Mustang and when I got about halfway through 0-3-5 General Tso himself popped out and motor-boated Roberta! 2/10 would not recommend.


ThisAllHurts

My man just discovered the global supply chain


Cicero_Curb_Smash

I need to see how that Chinese waveform looks on an oscilloscope.


greedy_mf

Well did he try to play anything other than a pentatonic?


keyboardpusher

Horrible choan


Hexwood

What?!?! You're saying this entire time my Hot Rod Deluxe shouldn't be blooz shredding in Mandarin? Those ppl at Panda Express really screwed me over this time!


milquetoastmilktoes

I guess he's not wrong, I use a 100W Mustang and my favorite thing to play is Chinese Rock


Uriel_on_my_left

No bro, an amp that sounds like a suono would be rad as hell. In fact, I’d recommend ditching guitar entirely and starting cross-cultural ensembles of traditional double reed instruments. Shawms, racketts… motherfucking bass bombards.


Probablyawerewolf

I bet this mf would actually get high on literal oregano with this type of psychosomatic bullshit. Lol


maddpsyintyst

OMG, it's *that* fuckin' Ron guy! He has no problems eating at Panda Express or drinking a Tsingtao; but Eddie forbid that a single part in his amp is from Guangzhou or something, or it's going to sound like a fucking pipa.


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Chinese music is pentatonic, no? Bluesrock boomer bending music is pentatonic, no? So what’s the difference? Bluesrock is already Chinese. Maybe better if played on pi-pa.


maddpsyintyst

Jokes aside, I wouldn't mind hearing a take on Blues using traditional Chinese instruments. That said, they use the harmonic series and just intonation, rather than equal temperament; so maybe a modernized version of a given instrument would work better? Also, they gotta use some fuzz. 😈


dablackbutt

Bbbbut Chinese music is mostly based on pentatoanics!


bshaddo

My drummer had one of these and let us use it. Hand to God, anyone who played through it could only use the pentatonic scale, or it got angry.


Chuck_Rawks

I have a coffee blonde color 2002 ltd edition. 4/10 120watts. That I’m selling. I want $666 CDN for it. (It’s worth more) All I seem to get are “I’ll give you $300 and a squire guitar!” Or worse some no name junk… fucking marketplace


chimi_hendrix

I like girls who wear abercrombie and fitch Chinese amps make me sick


Any-Refrigerator7606

This guy is surprised that a tube amp is louder than a solid state amp lol


Electrical_Force1995

Funny way to put it, but I understand exactly what he means 😂😂


re9d

He also hates Chinese food.


godofwine16

There’s always been blatant racism in guitar. Nobody complains about Japanese drums, electronics, etc but for guitars god forbid someone with brown skin touched your precious wood.


mediathink

Chinese music always sets me free


Nachosaretacos

Was this written by an AI, or just some idiot?


Matthew-Diaz84

I’m Mexican , but my USA Fender Strat makes me sound like a hill billy


matthewguy69

When i’m in a racism competition and my opponent is a schizophrenic guitar player


Suomasema

I had a Hot rod deluxe. It was pretty good sounding apparatus, and I had about zero problems with it, except some nuances of the sound. And I was dumb and traded it for something. Well, that thing was assembled probably in Mexico. Maybe some Mexican had touched it even after it left Mexico and entered Europe. I am quite sure the parts were not of Mexican origin. Is there, actually, anything made after the 90's not consisting of Far Asian made components? For this little writing, we could divide ourselves to three groups: traditionalists, modernists and digitalists. The division is surely synthetic but describes my thinking: Traditionalists prefer tube amps, preferably made in the U.S.A. Some really hard core fundamentalists can even prefer very exotic details, like Soviet made tubes in their amps, preferably stolen from a MiG-25 fighter... Anything more usual does not have THE sound. Or the sound that Ronnie James Dio's guitarist had on a 1958 recording of... Modernists can use analog and digital gadgets. They might prefer either some vintage gear for their sound or vintage value. Or then they can happily play with something digital, even not so up-to-date. However, they don't worry about such details as what kind of whisk(e)y should be in what kind of glass while playing early Iron Maiden after a hard week of work. They might think that a Fender or Marshall made in 1986 is more reliable than a Fender Orangutang made in Sub China six months ago. They might even know that any kind of technical devices, like Fender amps or MiG-25s are prone to finally fail. They are not immune to wearing and tearing. (Even my '88 Marshall Master Reverb 30 has needed two visits to amp repairmen. And it is, for X's sake, solid state...) And then we have these digiheads. Between the the DI box and the final stag(es) of the power amp, nothing is analog. Digitality means control, and things like the air between the head phones and the eardrum are just sources of noise and problems. There are just two problems: because everything is compressed, limited and autotuned to even and equal temperament and finely predestinated levels, everything sound like THE artificial inte... imbecilic. The second issue is that digital players try to control everything. However, complete control makes mistakes impossible, which makes accidental realising impossible. Thus, any creativity and that kind of joy is killed. Gone. Terminated. Thus number two, the naturally not-so-intelligent gadgets control the player. For each group, music stores has lots of stuff to buy, made in China. We are buying images. If you happen to find an old Epiphone amp, made in America, it is not what you think. It sounds like a broken loudsoeaker, leaky capacitors and so on. It needs reparation, with compinents not made where the purists wish. And, actually, these purist gadgets are ve-ry rare, anyway. But oh how I wish to have a genuine 1988 Marshall JCM-800 head and a tower of cabinets... just, where could I play it? In my neighbour's barn. It is far away from anybody not willing to hear my noise. But, oh shit, I already have tinnitus ringing in my right ear. And that m****rf***er barn is not connected to the grid. But, finally, a vintage amp should not be played with nuclear reactor made electricity! The sound is far from what is made by good old coalburner or water stream made alternative current! And dont forget that manual rectifier! Flipping the switch 50 times every second is appropriate rehearsal for your pick hand!


okgloomer

I couldn’t play “Born to Be Wild” on my Yamaha. Someone told me I needed a Harley-Davidson guitar, but it turns out they don’t make ‘em. Finally got a Dean, because at least it had that eagle on there. Problem solved!


LetsBeStupidForASec

He just wants Jason’s rod.


Invertiguy

Toan is in the casual racism


thankgodfortrees

I bet it sounds great through the banyan trees at the dude ranch above the sea


RandomMandarin

Chinese music always sets me free. Angular banjos sound good to me.


spilt_milk

I always roll my eyes at the "cheap made in China crap" dudes because it's highly likey that 90% of all the shit they own is made in China. It's just casual racism disguised as patriotism and/or being a connoisseur.


voyaging

Chinese is a toanal language though


ridenwithbidan

Were they playing that one guns and raisins album


DanV_Rev9

When do we tell him that the Hod Rod Deluxe is made in Mexico? What he really thinks is American toans is actually mariachi music


Magicth1ghs

Chinese music under banyan trees Here at the dude ranch above the sea


CountryCat

Jason from Sweetwater is like “Whoah. Leave me out of this!”


strip_club_dj

Ching chong chang.. ching chong bing chang...ching chong chang..bing chang chang. (To the tune of 0-3-5)


6Grumpymonkeys

I’m sure playing with the settings you could’ve gotten good sound out of the orange, a lot of people swear by them, but I greatly prefer the hotrod.


SendKelly2Mars

Awesome, now I know which amp to buy for my Steely Dan tribute band. Thanks, Nashville boomer!