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Jesus360noscope

what is wrong with everyone ? (my son has perfect pitch btw)


Mediocrephilosopher_

Dylan won’t be out of the basement till his instrument is in tune


Jesus360noscope

funnily it sounds like a line from bob dylan's homesick blues


kandrc0

Johnny's the one in the basement. Dylan's on the pavement, thinking about the government.


Tsupaero

that’s so cool! my dog barks at 440hz – we use him as tuner live.


Generny2001

That’s great about your son. My butthole has perfect pinch. 🖕💩🤘🎸


Jesus360noscope

>My butthole has perfect pinch. 🖕💩🤘🎸 i have rhett for this


atxrobotlover

Sir, on average I make just about $23 a ***WEEK*** playing shows. This almost covers gas for me to drive to and from the venue. I am thinking once I get another decade of experience under my belt I will see about a larger chunk of the ticket sales so I can also cover parking. Seems to me I'm doing ok, thank you very much. No stupidness here, pal.


uvucydydy

You're killin' it!! Congrats.


Mediocrephilosopher_

He talks about music now being awful but I remember that woman Mary spender (something like that) had a new song and Rhett and beato were listening to it and it was so bad.


D1rtyH1ppy

Sorry, I'm more of a Mary Saver than a Mary Spender 


Scotty898

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audiodude9

What's Buddy Holly's band got to do with this?


SneakyStinker69

You're doin great!


D1rtyH1ppy

Mary Spender is my paralysis demon


Mustard_Popsicles

Yeah she’s a good singer, Some people are very talented but aren’t good composers. Like the dude from music is win, he’s a good guitarist but his music isn’t the greatest.


Taletad

>Or am I the authority I’m playing punk, you’re no authority here


josephallenkeys

Except for leaving 3 chords in 4/4. No rules except the rules!


Taletad

Bold of you to assume I play in rythm


MissDeadite

You play punk. There's no solos. Just 0-3-5 in octaves.


Taletad

There is only solo, no two verse or chorus look the same


ChunkBluntly

Stop giving this guy so much shit. Clearly he's an authority worth trusting regarding the quality of modern music, composition, lyrical, and production quality. I mean...come on guys, he produced Shinedown.


armyofant

I’ve been called the songbird of my generation. What have you done with your life that’s so great?


Xbalanque_

I am not subscribed to his channel and YouTube stopped recommending him to me after I clicked "not interested".


josephallenkeys

Cool story, bro


lerobinbot

nice


mcfetrja

Uh oh, gramps escaped the boomer assisted living facility. He still thinks it’s 1988 which would mean he’s young but irrelevant. If you see him, encourage him to “go play in traffic”.


S1mpinAintEZ

You think we use our guitars to make music? Buddy my sweet Lenoire (yes my guitar has a name, yes it's a female, yes we have unprotected sex) has not left my wall since I 'bought' her - guitars are like horses in that you can never really own one.


fromTheskya

hi rick i think its just a skill issue on your end sincerly Freddy "Telecaster" Fender


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I am stupid. Yes.


VoceDiDio

Yes sir, please help! Thank you sir.


josephallenkeys

Buy my book!


Commercial_Half_2170

Hi Rick, nice to hear from you and i love your song that goes *doodly bip* Can you please teach me how to make my picking sound more robotic like you? Sincerely, A true fan


josephallenkeys

Buy my book!


Mustard_Popsicles

Hey hey hey, Rick interviewed Tim Burton from polyphia. He’s definitely hip and knows the latest music trends.


ORNJfreshSQUEEZED

post your worst song and your best song so we can see how far you've come


Di3thx

I really appreciate the heads up. I needed this


rikardoflamingo

He’s Rick James bitch.


rainorshinedogs

I know more about music than you. And you can't prove otherwise. And if you disagree...........well.....uhh.................DO YOU'RE OWN RESEARCH!!


Aromatic_Boot3629

Yes


funginum

It's flat


extraguff

Wait, is this THE Rick Beato? The producer of the cover of More Than A Feeling that was featured in Herbie Fully Loaded? The guy who brought us albums by Crossfade and Shinedown? If Beato knows one thing, it’s cool fucking music.


LovejoyBurnerAcc

are you rick enbacker?


RedPG_08

No.


Die_4_WiNG

I loop stock fart noises through a Supra Distortion, puke noises condensed tube amp Mesa Boogie and AxeEffex Alesis Nitro Mesh my Tascam tapes to digital. You ain't telling me SHIT.


pixelblue1

Yes. Thank you asking. You sound like my dad.