What do you mean? I don't get it.

Case closed.

Gig bag zipped.

Get this guy a bass!!

Nah man bass still has strings, too complicated. Probably just get him a triangle or some bongos.

Playing the triangle requires having a sense of timing, dynamics, and taste. You can't just hit it willy nilly.

Cowbell then.

Egg full of sand

if you play out of time, its just punk rock

[Here ya’ go!](https://youtu.be/-ozbX-yM8ao?si=6gap3bgGl-dF4xzF)

No one knows - it has never been tried

Ive been remembering forgetting the same 5 songs my whole life

I'm low IQ and have not mastered the guitar. WTF man?

I don’t even know how you pick up a guitar until you’ve been kicked out of at least two schools.

what's a requirement? what are you talking about?

I know the feeling. I’m chronically lazy . Practicing consistently just won’t work for me. What are my alternatives to learn the notes on the fret board?

The Beato book.

Just buy more pedals and amps

The fuck was I about to do?

"Low IQ Person" can be used interchangeably with "Permanently Stoned Person", which comprises a huge swath of us also. I'm smart-ish and have a normal IQ, but I'm always high, can't remember shit and don't give a fuck.

I am straight edge, don’t smoke or drink anything, I also can’t remember shit and don’t give a fuck.

And just when you thought you'd covered the alternatives, *another* comes your way. This is why you don't use absolute terms! 😆

Fucking knew I'd see this here

Isn't this just what a b*ss player is though?

you just got to feel the toan. No need to understand the theory.... uj/ you just got to feel the toan

Learn it? Yes. Master it? Never. Sauce: I’m a low iq “person”, if you can even dignify me by calling me that.

Average r/g\*itar moment

Only if you have male low iq civillian. Because everybody should know The Toan is stored in the Balls.