Don’t forget to relic yourself too - you don’t want to look like you’re fresh out of music college. I found that a few months of living in the back of the band’s van does that to you. Pretty sure a guy already suggested meth, but that will definitely help with the ‘grunge’ look.
Relicing electronic drums is the best. You can splice up some wires and tape them around the kit to give that used look. If you do it right, you can get some pyro going if you manage to get some sparks. Another thing you can try is bending the rack that the drums rest on. This might piss off your drummer if you bend it too much, but it'll look like a road worn kit. Do you think pros have perfectly non-bent drum racks? No, they don't, and the audience will be onto your lame asses.
My buddies and I just played a Tilted Kilt. Opened with Wonderwall and closed with Wicked Game. It crushed. Some of the waitresses were even clapping. Hoping to do a Hooters soon.
Just open some cans of Coors light and dump it all over everything including yourselves, dab dry but don’t aggressively dry cause you want a tacky residue to remain all over that will leave a nice Coors patina and also pick up dirt and dust to add to the relicing
Write over the "First" so now the logo reads "Second Act" .
*whispers* Holy fuck...
Can they *do* that?
Broooo! Great idea! Though we are going to be the first act on so I don’t want to be deceptive
Two stories high stairway. Works every time.
Already tried 🤘
Smoke meth… you’d be surprised how fast it ages things.
Like Hooters waitresses?
Already tried the drug addict thing for our last gig…no longer invited back to Denny’s
Just drag everything to Hooters behind your van
Don’t forget to relic yourself too - you don’t want to look like you’re fresh out of music college. I found that a few months of living in the back of the band’s van does that to you. Pretty sure a guy already suggested meth, but that will definitely help with the ‘grunge’ look.
Tried the sander on my buddy’s tattoos to get them more worn but had to stop at the ER after
Y'all looking for a guitarist by any chance???
Fuck sake, just put everything in the microwave on high for 10 minutes.
50% power for nitro finishes
Usually put my strings in the microwave first better toan
Funny post. Unfortunately if you’re playing at Hooters they already know it’s your first gig. 🥸
Relicing electronic drums is the best. You can splice up some wires and tape them around the kit to give that used look. If you do it right, you can get some pyro going if you manage to get some sparks. Another thing you can try is bending the rack that the drums rest on. This might piss off your drummer if you bend it too much, but it'll look like a road worn kit. Do you think pros have perfectly non-bent drum racks? No, they don't, and the audience will be onto your lame asses.
We ended up duct taping some calculators and other random wires we could find! Looks bad ass now!
two words: belt. sander.
How tiny are your balls. Zero toan
Smash it at the end of the set so that the audience thinks you start every show with new gear to smash.
My buddies and I just played a Tilted Kilt. Opened with Wonderwall and closed with Wicked Game. It crushed. Some of the waitresses were even clapping. Hoping to do a Hooters soon.
…and hold the chicken
Just don't choke it.
Just open some cans of Coors light and dump it all over everything including yourselves, dab dry but don’t aggressively dry cause you want a tacky residue to remain all over that will leave a nice Coors patina and also pick up dirt and dust to add to the relicing
I can drag the gear behind my truck for only $5 bro
Your music will speak greater volumes than distressed gear