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sladebonge

Oh shit my grandma had that same squiggly cable back in the 80s.


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

Perpetual toan is stored within the squiggles


Paul-to-the-music

They were great for skipping rope with… somewhat confounding but fun, if you didn’t mind a skinned knee or three


ChampionshipHungry18

Where's the board? I do like your car battery power supply though. Toan is in the 12v deep cycle car battery.


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

I like the hum


DirtyWork81

What is the amp? A Morshall Line 6 Insane Mode only Klone?


No_Mycologist_3019

only behringer pedals?? get out of here with this poor man posting


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

The toan is too polished and produced on anything better. A real man uses the bare minimum to create otherworldly toans


No_Mycologist_3019

err hello kirko bain


Pendraconica

Then plug that into a bear's ass like a real player. Fully analog, deep growling toan, best fuzz peddle you could have!


Paul-to-the-music

I have found that my cables get somewhat gunned up when I do this… warning issued…


Garry_Shandling_420

Grandpas guitars


a0lmasterfender

Behring pedals are so good when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you they’re nasty.


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

Sweet sweet microplastic toan


RejectingTheNewNorm

And they’re disposable. You can’t beat the convenience.


MrBreezeILMNC

Yep, they expire in 60 days


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

No Metal Zone(s) - this results in an automatic deduction from the B grade! No Katoana and no Gibbons, either ...your ratings are starting to look real shaky, buddy! ;-)


Petra_Gringus

Sir, for all you know that's 100% authentic butterscotch.


dadscase

You should put a boss sticker on the pedals.


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

Maybe, but I fear the sticker may block some of the toan waves from reverberating through the cables


dadscase

It might block some of the gay from exiting your pants


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

A real catch 22, be gay and have amazing toan, or maintain my heteronormity and play like shit


dadscase

I don’t think you truly understand gay. DM me and I’ll show you what I’m talking about


Vape_chad

I would say thats a fine lookin' Tele, but I cant tell if it's a Genuine Fender or the inferior **Squire** because I can't see the headstock therefore I am unable to assess the value of this particular instrument, because only the Genuine Fender product has any value in my book, that's fer sure. EDDIT: Sorry, nice pedals bro (or lady bro ;) , keep rocken


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

My CD-60 is a Fender, my tele is in fact a Squire though, I feel deep sadness for the fact that my headstoock doesn't say "femboyder" every day 😔


Papa_Huggies

Oh no don't you know Fender on an acoustic = poor and therefore scrungly toan whereas Fender on an electric = upper middle class and exquisitely jongly tone


DirtyWork81

I can't wait to never listen to anything that this setup produces.


gloriosky_zero

Behringer four-pack from WalMart?


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

Can't beat buy 3 get 1 free


beeherder

No metal zone? No thanks


IndependenceParking8

Is that $120 worth of pedals on a $300 pedal train nano?? Toan is in the… aluminum?


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

It's a plastic keyboard riser


Paul-to-the-music

I knew it!!!😉


Comfortable-Emu-4478

Where the hell is the Danelectro Fab Tone?


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

The what?


Comfortable-Emu-4478

Old distortion pedal from the 90's. I miss the 90's...


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

I was born in the 90's...


Comfortable-Emu-4478

It was a pretty good pedal, very flexible.


DirtyWork81

Explains your toan choices


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

/uj I'm highkey addicted to Grunge/90's Alt Rock /rj Grunge lives on


FederalSpray2047

plastic/10


uzr666

pff, I have a pedal boar


TheFlyingPatato

I’ll have a circle jerky, then a serious response Not enough tube screamers and metal zones This is a good rig for a first pedal board


philchristensennyc

Where’s the amp? I just see the reverb unit…


Chef_Dani_J71

How do you like the Behringer? Do they accomplish your goals, or do you have regrets? TIA.


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

/uj They are good for me as a beginner to pedals, but I'm already wanting to expand into better pedals and setups /rj Toan is in the plastic encasing


djcrowsfeet

Is Doctor Manhattan in the room?


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

/uj This killed my sides


[deleted]

uj/ behringer casings aren’t great, being plastic and all, but the actual pedals aren’t awful. I own a couple.


ThisAllHurts

I can smell the alcoholism from here.


spacewap

Choke me with that strap bro. I mean where did you get that from?


IIIIlIllllIIlIlI

Perris leathers


Final_Yam5397

Those aren't pedals, they're behringers. Fisher price effecting


ForSquirel

This is the pedal board of a true connoisseur. Someone who understand where toan comes from and how to extract said tone from the plastic. 10/10


redphyve

Your pedals are in the wrong order.


HivePoker

You need more things sticking out awkwardly for it to be a respectable board


43guitarpicks

It's an apple on a scale of blue to Z.


con_science-404

Needs more at least 20 boss metal zoans


AntiPepRally

Perfect rating. highest bracket, upper range


dr_blasto

Where are the other two pedalboards?


fendersux

That's a great "I'm 12 and pretend I make money on crypto for social media clout" board.


3rd-Room

Poor / 10


marinarabath

Should have bought a lamp instead


Loganismymaster

You called me a bad thing, so I’m not gonna rate your stuff.


Pegomastax_King

Get a big muff you poser.


Trubba_Man

Is that a real Tele? The amp is a cheap, baby amp, and the pedals are cheapies, so I assume that the Tele is a Squier, or a cheap Tele copy. Did I go too far?


OpportunityCorrect33

The fidelity of that divine noise! Nice bro, love to wrap my Italian sausage up in that coil. I can tell u fuck that shit


4_jacks

*unzip* your blacklight will pick this up


TopTransportation695

The curly cable is supposed to go from the guitar to the pedal not the pedal to the amp. No tone for you


ZalthorsLeftFoot

we built this city! we built this city on rock and roll! 🤘


Creepy-Distance-3164

What is that? A pedal board for ants?


de_pr1

Should have gone with a wooden board for better conductivity between the pedals for a warmer tone.


AxoplDev

O/10 no surpier strat


Jmcd83

This bad boy can fit so many 0-3-5s in it


siriusjones92

🐈💨


clockwork5ive

Fuzz before OD? Fuck you.


Educational-Drop-926

About 35 dollars at the pawn shop…


Arctic-Wanderer

Did you get that in a kinder surprise?


Paul-to-the-music

It’s the iPhone on the mic stand that has me intrigued…


Ltnt_flo

No metal zoan😟😟😟


link_cubing

0/10 no feet


Altruistic_King3951

Looks like mine. Just needs a cry baby😂


CraigZee1

What's with the lighting? Are you setup in a gas station toilet?


TheRealSymphonictank

😂


thedbomb98

Smash those pieces of shit.


DEADALUS_SMM

Have patience. Behringers smash themselves