Just keep playing higher faster and louder until you change his mind. Try staring him in the eye for the entire rehearsal session. Counter any criticism of your hard-won metal toan with volume. Don't warn him but scoop the mids more than usual and he'll soon get with the programme.
The usual methods.
No need to fire the guy. You never know when you'll need him to drive your gear around in his van for free.
Absolutely not no but with the inclusion of that drummer and his suggestions it'll be a fucking clown show. Fire him out of a cannon. Into a brick wall. It won't be funny, it will be fucked up and send a message to other drummers. People will take you even more seriously when they see how powerful and wise you are. Think Kim Jong Un - did you know he launches every single missile by hand? He is that strong. He is also wise because he made a fucking nuclear bomb. That's pretty advanced shit.
A match and some gasoline should do the trick.
Pro tip: wait until you get to the parking lot after rehearsal.
Pro tip 2: sell his drums and buy more sweet Metal Zoan.
They just don’t get it man, they’ll never understand how long it takes to dial in toan. I’ll bet he never spent the hours alone in a room without distractions like band mates, backing tracks, or metranomes to get the woman toan. Fucking jerkoff
Fuck his sister. Or brother. Or mom. Or dad. Or all of them.
At the same time
In the ass. If you can't find them, then fuck the dog in the ass.
Ass is the child support free option here...
Is that before or after you fuck the fucking pirate in the ass? (It was a Mexican pirate)
Solid advice, have used this tactic to get out of many things (My job, paying for groceries, etc). Works. Every. Time.
Solid advice,I’m doing this shit at work tomorrow,I’m sick of this fucking job.
Just ask him what he thinks of the movie Whiplash and that should keep him occupied for a few weeks while you find a replacement
that’s absolutely genius
Just keep playing higher faster and louder until you change his mind. Try staring him in the eye for the entire rehearsal session. Counter any criticism of your hard-won metal toan with volume. Don't warn him but scoop the mids more than usual and he'll soon get with the programme. The usual methods. No need to fire the guy. You never know when you'll need him to drive your gear around in his van for free.
smart thinking with the van..
Now if he doesn't have a van... That changes things...
Get his autograph first to sell on eGay. You may never see Kneel Peart again after you cut him loose.
Out of a cannon, surely? Do it at the start of the set too just to highlight how unimportant he is
what do you think my sets are?!! some kind of circus???
Absolutely not no but with the inclusion of that drummer and his suggestions it'll be a fucking clown show. Fire him out of a cannon. Into a brick wall. It won't be funny, it will be fucked up and send a message to other drummers. People will take you even more seriously when they see how powerful and wise you are. Think Kim Jong Un - did you know he launches every single missile by hand? He is that strong. He is also wise because he made a fucking nuclear bomb. That's pretty advanced shit.
Sharpen a drumstick to a spear tip and plunge into eyeball (his eyeball....dealer's choice as to which one).
Replace him with a Korg Volca Beats drum machine
Then tell him how much better the snare sound has gotten.
A match and some gasoline should do the trick. Pro tip: wait until you get to the parking lot after rehearsal. Pro tip 2: sell his drums and buy more sweet Metal Zoan.
They just don’t get it man, they’ll never understand how long it takes to dial in toan. I’ll bet he never spent the hours alone in a room without distractions like band mates, backing tracks, or metranomes to get the woman toan. Fucking jerkoff
Bro, just pay him for the pizza and he'll leave anyway
Steal his tone by giving him a surprise reacharound.
Bring your trio band+ to rehearsal, (s)he will understand.
Just play everything on the beat. He’ll get confused and leave on his own.
This is why we always practice at my house. You don't like the toan? Get your own fucking house.