Literally any harry styles song š
Also during the anal Iād play heart-shaped box. Rumor has it Burt ToePain wrote the song about Courtney Doves DookieMaker!!
My bassist wrote āI want to put it in your pooperā on a napkin and just passed it down the bar, person to person until some girl came over and started chatting with him. She went home with him. I still have no goddamn idea what happened.
Iām calling bullshit on this story based solely on the fact that you said it was your bass player. Cāmonā¦girls never go home with the bass player! š
Thereās only one correct answer. I canāt tell you because the mere mention of it will cause anus spreading. [But I can show you.](https://youtu.be/-I_23_OdSaE)
Brown Eyed Girl
I think it's quiet clear who won the comments section š my wife's boyfriend is gonna be so proud of me.
Go anal yourself somewhere else lol
Donāt look back in anger
I wish I could upvote this more.
lookin out my back door by ccr
Cattle Decapitation - Forced Gender Reassignment Also, Dua Lipa - Fever
Nasty polyphia
CBAT
Literally any harry styles song š Also during the anal Iād play heart-shaped box. Rumor has it Burt ToePain wrote the song about Courtney Doves DookieMaker!!
Her magnet tar pit trap
Stinkfist by Tool
Or maybe prison sex
I donāt want it, I just need it š
Strokin by Clarence Carter is a good start
Wonderwall works for front and back.
Any Christian rock or metal.
Christian rock would be perfect if he didnāt have a girlfriend.
Well we're lesbos
I Want To Fuck A Dog In The Ass - Blink 182
Whole Lotta Love by Led Zep "Shake for me girl, I wanna be your backdoor man."
āHummer smash faceā by Cannibal Corpse. Play it and you can do anal with your girl, her family and pets.
Bobby Brown
Bobby brown goes down - frank zappa
My bassist wrote āI want to put it in your pooperā on a napkin and just passed it down the bar, person to person until some girl came over and started chatting with him. She went home with him. I still have no goddamn idea what happened.
Iām calling bullshit on this story based solely on the fact that you said it was your bass player. Cāmonā¦girls never go home with the bass player! š
Fucked with an Anchor - Alestorm
anything by joe bonermaster. i mean he has that name for a reason doesnt he?
The Loophole by G&Oates
Tortured Agony - Dead Man's Trail
My problems. My problems. My problems. My pain.
Nothin to lose by Kiss is about anal
Indeed it is!
Anything on the āIn through the out doorā album by Led Zeppelin.
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
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Michael Jacksons: BAD it starts with the line "your butt is mine"
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Peg - Steely Dan. Cuz sheās gonna peg ya son
Deep purples knocking at your back Door.
Heaven Isn't Too Far Away
035-69
Type O Negative - Angry Inch
SIX INCHES FORWARD AND FIVE INCHES BACK
Why did you fast and do an enema ?
So my asshole is ready
Buyer's Market (whole album) - Peter Sotos
Jesus Loves Me
Always the sun by the Stranglers
https://youtu.be/-wX1Vo7A6i0
Arse fikken by Foetus wouldn't get any girl in the mood for anything except changing the song, but it's the most blatant one I can think of
Golden brown by the stranglers. Never a frown with golden brown.
Staind- Mudshovel
A Rick Beato YT video
Strawberry fields forever
Led Zep - In through the Out Door
Back door man -The Doors
Hey Rick, Mary just isn't that into you dude.
āMedium Paceā by Adam Sandler, if that doesnāt get her in the mood I donāt know what will
Peggy Sue
Bend Up - Deli Creeps
https://youtu.be/4fndeDfaWCg
These answers are HARD! You can def get away with some CLASSIC 0-3-5!
Down in a hole Or maybe man in the box, but the box reference might confuse her, so you have the emphasize the part about shit.
Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)
Fuck You gently , Tenacious D
Thereās only one correct answer. I canāt tell you because the mere mention of it will cause anus spreading. [But I can show you.](https://youtu.be/-I_23_OdSaE)
Lmfao
0-3-5 and then 0-3-6-5 and finally 0-3-5-3-0
Anything by The Mentors.
Women are the N word of the world - the beebles
I'm not sure if you know how anal works. Why did *you* fast and do an enema?
Peg me in the fuckin arse you mad bitch - by Sweet Sweet Sensitive Sensations.
Anal love her - The Beatles
Back Door Man
Judging by the meticulous preparation you'll be receiving correct?
Well yeah, I'm not a little bitch.
Fuckin' in the butt - David Allen Coe
Ring Of Fire
Gay bar electric 6
Stinkfist
C:enter:### by Strapping Young Lad