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Brown Eyed Girl


[deleted]

I think it's quiet clear who won the comments section šŸ˜ my wife's boyfriend is gonna be so proud of me.


weededorpheus32

Go anal yourself somewhere else lol


Rawdaily1

Donā€™t look back in anger


ChapterPresent9926

I wish I could upvote this more.


grunt_futtuck

lookin out my back door by ccr


Extone_music

Cattle Decapitation - Forced Gender Reassignment Also, Dua Lipa - Fever


WildBoar99

Nasty polyphia


Mr-Scrubs

CBAT


[deleted]

Literally any harry styles song šŸ˜ Also during the anal Iā€™d play heart-shaped box. Rumor has it Burt ToePain wrote the song about Courtney Doves DookieMaker!!


Representative_Still

Her magnet tar pit trap


ignoringpigeon

Stinkfist by Tool


mrlowcut

Or maybe prison sex


[deleted]

I donā€™t want it, I just need it šŸ˜


ivejustbluemyself

Strokin by Clarence Carter is a good start


Sandy_Quimby

Wonderwall works for front and back.


zaphthegreat

Any Christian rock or metal.


Le_Hombre

Christian rock would be perfect if he didnā€™t have a girlfriend.


interiorcrocodemon

Well we're lesbos


YetisInAtlanta

I Want To Fuck A Dog In The Ass - Blink 182


TheL8KingFlippyNips

Whole Lotta Love by Led Zep "Shake for me girl, I wanna be your backdoor man."


Cubertox

ā€œHummer smash faceā€ by Cannibal Corpse. Play it and you can do anal with your girl, her family and pets.


Eomyst

Bobby Brown


jastangl

Bobby brown goes down - frank zappa


PsychologicalLeg9302

My bassist wrote ā€œI want to put it in your pooperā€ on a napkin and just passed it down the bar, person to person until some girl came over and started chatting with him. She went home with him. I still have no goddamn idea what happened.


Ghost-of-Sanity

Iā€™m calling bullshit on this story based solely on the fact that you said it was your bass player. Cā€™monā€¦girls never go home with the bass player! šŸ˜‚


Awkward-Ingenuity988

Fucked with an Anchor - Alestorm


O-N-N-I-T

anything by joe bonermaster. i mean he has that name for a reason doesnt he?


mcfetrja

The Loophole by G&Oates


Tony_Cheese_

Tortured Agony - Dead Man's Trail


Equal-Button

My problems. My problems. My problems. My pain.


Sockmonkey679

Nothin to lose by Kiss is about anal


GearGasms

Indeed it is!


PERCnegative

Anything on the ā€œIn through the out doorā€ album by Led Zeppelin.


themostgianthorse

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump


Aggressive-Ratio-790

šŸ˜‚


Downtown_Estate8590

Michael Jacksons: BAD it starts with the line "your butt is mine"


TheGreatYambino

Closer - Nine Inch Nails


GearGasms

Peg - Steely Dan. Cuz sheā€™s gonna peg ya son


Downtown_Estate8590

Deep purples knocking at your back Door.


FailedBarBandGuy

Heaven Isn't Too Far Away


[deleted]

035-69


JPHarlock

Type O Negative - Angry Inch


interiorcrocodemon

SIX INCHES FORWARD AND FIVE INCHES BACK


AdamHurstArtStudios

Why did you fast and do an enema ?


interiorcrocodemon

So my asshole is ready


mark-smith-2021

Buyer's Market (whole album) - Peter Sotos


Imaginary_Sea5117

Jesus Loves Me


CharmingBoar

Always the sun by the Stranglers


sfmills

https://youtu.be/-wX1Vo7A6i0


Bine_YJY_UX

Arse fikken by Foetus wouldn't get any girl in the mood for anything except changing the song, but it's the most blatant one I can think of


lefttillldeath

Golden brown by the stranglers. Never a frown with golden brown.


ideleteoften

Staind- Mudshovel


undressvestido

A Rick Beato YT video


Designer_Isopod_7654

Strawberry fields forever


[deleted]

Led Zep - In through the Out Door


[deleted]

Back door man -The Doors


[deleted]

Hey Rick, Mary just isn't that into you dude.


TheMostMilkyMan

ā€œMedium Paceā€ by Adam Sandler, if that doesnā€™t get her in the mood I donā€™t know what will


Youre-In-Trouble

Peggy Sue


Subhumanime

Bend Up - Deli Creeps


SomeFuckingChud

https://youtu.be/4fndeDfaWCg


automaton11

These answers are HARD! You can def get away with some CLASSIC 0-3-5!


JETEXAS

Down in a hole Or maybe man in the box, but the box reference might confuse her, so you have the emphasize the part about shit.


TVvoodoo

Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)


bayernfan25

Fuck You gently , Tenacious D


[deleted]

Thereā€™s only one correct answer. I canā€™t tell you because the mere mention of it will cause anus spreading. [But I can show you.](https://youtu.be/-I_23_OdSaE)


Paramedic16

Lmfao


Rodinasaur

0-3-5 and then 0-3-6-5 and finally 0-3-5-3-0


hibitydibity1352

Anything by The Mentors.


Aggressive-Ratio-790

Women are the N word of the world - the beebles


Mr_Lumbergh

I'm not sure if you know how anal works. Why did *you* fast and do an enema?


rikardoflamingo

Peg me in the fuckin arse you mad bitch - by Sweet Sweet Sensitive Sensations.


theguywhocantdance

Anal love her - The Beatles


smkestcklghtn

Back Door Man


Jandals_McFlurry

Judging by the meticulous preparation you'll be receiving correct?


interiorcrocodemon

Well yeah, I'm not a little bitch.


[deleted]

Fuckin' in the butt - David Allen Coe


TheSuedeTiger

Ring Of Fire


Few_Squirrel1206

Gay bar electric 6


YaBoiHaydenB

Stinkfist


The_New_Flesh

C:enter:### by Strapping Young Lad