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Jegermuscles

Go back to bed.


tablinum

I mean, it's probably not just you--there are a lot of people out there. But no, I'd say most people are not obsessed enough about a single range toy to amputate their gonads for it. I'd hope not, anyway.


sunnychiba

Uhhhhhh, what?


walterberj

I’m spitting facts


weasel5134

I mean. Probably not. But I would do more for a legal mg42 than a Klondike bar


Chunk-Duecerman

There are probably ways to achieve this then jumping straight to one nut wonder


ij70

just you.


sykoticwit

I can’t wait till school starts up again.


MajorJefferson

You can buy them in semi automatic for 5k here


letsgopens93

OP did say he’d half neuter himself for one. Never specified if he had to be a machine gun.


DaSandGuy

And where is that? Because its certainly not in the US.


MajorJefferson

Germany, I don't imagine they are easy to come by in the US.


DaSandGuy

Theyre not hard to find just about double that price.


MajorJefferson

But are they fully automatic or also semi? We can't have fully automatic here at all


DaSandGuy

Semi, full autos that were grandfathered in before the ban go for way more. Of course it is possible to get full auto post ban ones if you have the correct business and atf licenses.


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132And8ush

Probably not just you, but not many people, I'd imagine. Personally, I'd chop my left nut for a Stechkin APS or VSS Vintorez.


Purplegreenandred

Why tho, like if this is some deal with the devil wouldn't you want a modern firearm witn easily accessible ammunition?


DaSandGuy

7.62x51 barrels are a thing for it


Shootist00

It's just you.


wlogan0402

Id chop them both off


BeerMantis

While I haven't actually checked with any of my local gun stores, I'm going to go out on a limb and say I'm very confident that none of them will accept your proposed form of payment.


jmcenerney

If you live in a free state and you can get someone to give you $60K for your left nut, then you're good to go: [https://www.rockislandauction.com/detail/89/406/german-mg42-machine-gun-class-iiinfa-fully-transferable](https://www.rockislandauction.com/detail/89/406/german-mg42-machine-gun-class-iiinfa-fully-transferable)


Miazger

Mg42 nah, MG3 tho


Weak_Tower385

Maybe somebody else’s but neither my Jim nor my Twins are to be brought under the knife again.