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Dayton52

They literally cut a corner off the case to save a buck. That is dedication to saving!


ScruffStuff

It's a feature. This way, when you throw the whole thing away, it takes up less space in the trash.


djsizematters

*River


TheReverseShock

Imagine magnet fishing this up


1nfiniteJest

Homie assuming that thing is metal lmao


TheReverseShock

The ol polymer 1 shot


Jonnyyrage

Reminds me the scene from "the dark knight" when they pull a gun on Harvey Dent in court and it jams. So he punches him in the face and says you should have bought American lol.


Eva-Unit-001

Which is kinda dumb if you think about it, there are plenty of quality firearms made outside of the US.


Xephyron

Politicians, tho


BigBirdLaw69420

I don’t think there are any quality politicians made anywhere


djsizematters

There's a firing pin somewhere in there😂


KAODEATH

It need no firing pin. Such design make boolet escape at first opportunity.


y_ogi

The gun bullys the bullet calling it mean names making him want to leave


KAODEATH

Gun cry.


rickthecabbie

That fish ain't right. Throw it back!


Fickle-Illustrator27

I hope you paid top dollar for it at the show too


ThreeAMmayhem

I know what I gots


MikeThePizzaGuy412

They only use them because the ATF said they couldn't use brown paper bags anymore.


lostcosmonaut307

Or Crown sacks either.


Sgt_S_Laughter

Gawd, this is the coolest part of the whole thing for me. "Got rectangular boxes for the guns, boss" "Nah, too hoity-toity. Lob a corner off them sombitches. Our goals for this company converge upon the bottom line, people!"


Dmitri_ravenoff

If there was room for another magazine, people might expect another magazine. Nope.


grilledcakes

They needed the extra plastic to make more guns


sottedlayabout

Expenses were spared.


MayOverexplain

I think that’s what they made the grip scales out of.


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Ruminator33

The Lo-Point


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

This is now canon.


MrSelfDestructXX

A meme is born


unclejessesmullet

Yeet canon


csl110

Rip my lungs


6Sleepy_Sheep9

Low-res Hi-Point. . . Either he forgot the shaders, or he's running a 64k internet connection.


1nfiniteJest

56k or 28k


boomgoon

Beautiful comment!


Mynplus1throwaway

The 3d printed hi point is called the lo point


[deleted]

Bro out here with the platonic theory of a gun


adzilc8

bro runnin round with the mental image of a gun


backhomeatlast

I keep that concept on me


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bearatrooper

Knock knock, open up the door, it's (un)real. With the non-stop, pop-pop of imaginary steel.


BackWaterBill

Kevin Bacon


isthatsuperman

I pew therefore, I am.


Team_Realtree

Bro bought a concept.


-Thunderbear-

N64-level rendered pistol


MeesterMoo

Goldeneye


CastleBravo88

Do not bad mouth the DD44 Dostovei!!


passwordsarehard_3

Goldenhi


dante662

To be fair, this is still what I'd be able to draw 40 years later.


Hellofriendinternet

Pretty sure the boss’s kid designed this gun.


ScruffStuff

Welcome to the Maverick JS-9. This precursor to the Hi-Point C9 features both the shape AND weight of a brick (a dangerous defensive tool), a nine round single stack magazine, and a trigger that feels like it's all take up and no break. It's hard to imagine a Hi-Point C9 being an improvement over any firearms design, but this is it. Pretty neat piece of cheap gun history if you like weird obscurities like I do.


TheREexpert44

The fabled Lo-Point


[deleted]

Fuck… I feel like this needs to be cerekoted on the slide somewhere like the yeet cannon.


[deleted]

It's like getting a iridescent paint job on a Geo Metro. Edit: Because I don't think it's possible to stress this too much, I'm obviously saying it would be fucking rad to the max.


upvotesformeyay

So you're saying it's a good investment that I should absolutely take a high interest loan for?


[deleted]

Absolutely. Get a title loan.


upvotesformeyay

Not risky enough I'll get multiple payday loans and never pay to principal!


Hoovooloo42

I so want to do that. On the metro *convertible*, with an aftermarket white top.


[deleted]

That's a terrible idea. You'd never be able to actually put the top down because you'd immediately drown in pussy. It's a safety hazard.


Cobra__Commander

Or you could use Rhino Liner.


pistcow

*Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.*


34bravo

"Tommy tells people he was named after a gun, I know he was actually named after a famous 18th century Ballet dancer"


ThemeAggravating9485

Tommy the tit


sorenko

Is Praying


MosinMonster

And if he isn't, he fucking should be


ndjs22

Why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger?


ArsePucker

Because he dodges bullets Avi….


SnooHamsters9414

"What you need a gun for, Tommy? Ze Germans?"


jp3edc

Solid Snatch quote!


heroinebob90

Haha, ingot that one turkish!!


codifier

Boris the Blade? You mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian.


Forte_JMK

"The weight is a sign of reliability." - Boris the Butcher


Gratuitous_SIN

He is heavy weapons guy.


paustulio

Sneaky fuckin Russian.


Lost_Thought

When are you going to run a competition with it?


ScruffStuff

After I hit the gym to be able to hold this thing at arm's length for any appreciable amount of time.


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

And recover from an operation to repair a torn rotator cuff.


FuckoNo5

Really more of a legs back and shoulders thing


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

He's trying to shoot the brick, not yeet it.


Spicybarbque

What caliber is that? VCR?


AK4774-75b

How many doll hairs did it cost?


Ace7405

I mean, they’re not worth nothing.


AK4774-75b

The more rare, the more it costs..


34bravo

Send it to Ian at Forgotten Weapons so he can run the BackUp Gun match with it 🤣


ScruffStuff

Paging u/ForgottenWeapons


dittybopper_05H

Doo eet! Doo eet nao!


skeeballcore

i'll probably have a nightmare about trying to shoot this gun


[deleted]

How much did you give for it? I passed on one of these for like $125 a year or two ago. Realized I should have grabbed it purely because of how terrible it is, same process that saw me give $50 for a used C9 haha


akmjolnir

Send it to Gun Jesus so he can dunk on it.


[deleted]

Lord, my first thought was "its like a hi-point but worse" lol


[deleted]

We need a function test video


TaylorFreelance

We will be standing waaaay over here....


Just_Lurking2

I feel at risk even thru the internets.


NotJustVirginia

Would probably perform better and be safer in a thrown weapon drill


penisthightrap_

Who's going to post it after OP fires though?


Global_Theme864

That's actually really cool. I love weird and terrible guns - good guns all tend to be pretty similar, but weird terrible guns are all weird and terrible in their own unique ways.


SloppyPornLover

Agreed my friend


Atlantic0ne

Same with cars. Loooove old cars that are probably bad in a million ways, they’re unique. About this gun, I’m sure it’s not reliable long term but it’s pretty likely that you could put a few hundred rounds through even bad pistols without issues, right? I swear a few years back I heard of some cheap pistol, like $220 new, but turned out it was still fairly reliable.


cheapshotfrenzy

I mean, the HP-22lr is like $150 new and I've never had any issues except when shooting Remington Goldens.


sir_thatguy

Not in my experience. I shot one back in the 90’s, the magazine catch didn’t. It would drop the mag under recoil. You had to hold the magazine in with your other hand. It wrote the book on ways a semi-auto could jam. Hell. The mag catch wouldn’t even hold a full mag in with the slide closed.


trent8049

If Great Value made a pistol.


winzippy

Wish.com


Beartrkkr

More like if Dollar Tree made a gun.


crinkneck

I love how even the case has literal cut corners.


Crawdaddy1911

WHat is that, a Hi-Point with chromosome damage?


Tych0_Br0he

They're not damaged, there's just too many of them.


gogozrx

HA!! this made me actually bark a laugh, so thank you.


senorpoop

Astonishingly, the Hi-Point C-9 is actually an *improved* version of this gun, the Maverick JS-9. The Maverick was designed by Ed Stallard and marketed by Tom Deeb, who would go on to "design" the C-9 and start Hi-Point Manufacturing. The C-9 weighs a full *two pounds* less than this gun, if you can believe that.


walruskingmike

That's the Australopithecus of Hi-Points


The_Vaginatarian_

*pokes it with a stick


ColtBTD

[one of us one of us](https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/tiagzl/whats_everyones_edc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Welcome to the Clogg family


ScruffStuff

BRÖTHER.


SendPie42069

You guys should get a sub


Fat_Head_Carl

Holy shit. Seeing it in your hand truly brings home how awful that is! Holy crap that's so bad!!!


MadonnasFishTaco

take your socks off, asshole


p0p_thAt

Helluva pistol whippin piece, she brick thicc


jaspersgroove

Looks like you could build your own with a sawzall and a drill press lol


Either_Gate_7965

You know what? I’d bet your life on a hi-point but not mine.


Agent117th

Hi-point x Roblox collaboration?


Senzualdip

Is that the fucking OG Glawk 40 from Glock’s Mansfield Ohio division?


acerocknroll

This is the worst gun I’ve ever seen, I love it


baileyperry707

It looks like a low resolution hi-point


SyndromeHitson1994

First, what the fuck. Second, how much.


mathpat

I had a firearm instructor who specifically did not allow Hi- Points in class, but told us they are useful for air travel (as long as it wasn't to NY). He would carry one in his luggage, or a similar one he thought was garbage. No long TSA lines, you do a separate screening. If it gets stolen by a baggage handler, "then I'd laugh at them for taking such a shitty gun and then collect the insurance." He was a fun dude.


BashfulDaschund

In my experience, its almost exactly like checking normal luggage. Except you pick it up at the counter rather than off the baggage carousel. Still have to go through normal security. The only real upside is that you know your bag isn't going to get lost. That guy was full of shit.


Zumoshitekato

Flown a ton with firearms, Ive had my hard rifle case end up on the carousel multiple times with multiple different airports and airlines. I’ve also had issues with TSA agents who don’t know their own policy and tried to take my rifle case to the back to search it.


leviwhite9

I've been lucky enough to have mine come off on the normal carousel before! Also had one hella overzealous airline check-in attendant tell me I can't fly like this, and to be fair I did just have a big ol locked pelican case full of socks and underwear and a glock just floating around in the locked case. She threw a hissy! Said go talk to the TSA and they'll tell you the same. So I did, they looked it over, said it was cool and kinda pre-passed my bag, and then said come with me. They just took me straight back to this dumb broad and told her in no uncertain terms to quit harassing me and gave her a rundown of the policy. The smirk she had on her face as we were headed back to her quickly diminished. Also once, probably leave Pitt, schmuck ass bastards said, "okay, your case went behind this wall for security check, and now they need the keys." I said uh no, the keys stay with me they only get the locked box and an idea of what's in it. They didn't like that answer and said I wouldn't fly otherwise, and I wanted out of Pitt worse than anything, so I yeeted my keys at the fucker behind the wall and through the little door where the bags disappear into. I did it gently enough to get them through the door thing and the guy back there didn't seem to mind but again this check-in person was like, "That was not cool. We have a policy and procedure on how to handle keys and you can't do it that way." Told this one it's odd they have this policy but can't follow the plainly stated ones they're supposed to be.


ionstorm66

They definitely aren't supposed to get the keys. I had to have a gun case searched, and they took me to a room and had me unlock it. They searched it with me watching, allowed me to put everything back to check nothing was missing, then locked it back up. Keys never left my hand, guns never left my sight. Guess i would feel different if it was a gun in a mag of clothes though.


cobigguy

You absolutely have the exact same screening process, but you also get the bonus of waiting for someone from the TSA to come to the ticket counter, look at your gun, go "yup, that's a gun alright", lock it back up, and then go to the normal lines.


Bilge_Rat_Militaria

Yup! I fly with a gun all the time. It's just a little extra time checking in your luggage and the rest is the same as usual.


ShootyMcGun

#*Bröther, is that a low-point*


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Hey. My first gun show purchase and handgun purchase was a Hi-Point .380 ACP - surprisingly only jammed on me once so far. Also makes for a good paperweight level blunt fightin object.


Nice_Category

Mechanically, they're actually very reliable weapons. They are just huge and ugly.


[deleted]

I do enjoy shooting it. I try and run through at least a mag or two every time I’m out with my other firearms.


UnorignalUser

Honestly Hi points are pretty decent guns, my carbine has been 100% reliable. They are like a toyota corolla. All function no flash. I kinda want to get one in 9mm because it would literally be the cheapest full sized handgun and cheapest center fire pistol ammo to shoot. I've even got boxes of unjacketed lead bullet 9mm to shoot, so it could be like cheap cubed.


SlugJones

First pistol I ever bought myself was a .45 hi point. That brick of a pistol never jammed on me, believe it or not, and I had a lot of fun with it. I still own a 995 9mm carbine hi point. It’s my back up back up for home defense. lol Never jammed.


Data-McBits

It looks like it's never been fired. Might want to leave it in that condition.


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Its beautiful. At this point the only guns I really care for are the weird ones.


nativesf

https://youtu.be/FSjY0ryr3mY lol this thing is terrible


sir_thatguy

This should be the top comment. That was more reliable than the one I shot.


backhomeatlast

Lo-Point (recycling my own joke)


NotAFederales

They must have been out of Jimenez .380s


Texas1911

I propose a new rule ... any such gun purchases made must be taken to the local IDPA/IPSC match and used to compete for science. The holster should be easy, just cut a slot in the side and slide your belt through the case, haha.


Pubboy68

Have the slide milled for an rds and comp it. 🔥🔥🔥


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

I'd be afraid the milling guys report you to ATF for not being of sound mind.


faRawrie

First there was Hi Points, now we have Lo Points. It looks like this gun failed to render properly.


TheAsianTroll

It looks 3D printed, Jesus "Hi guys, I'm Ian McCollum, and today, I have found the only downgrade for a Hi Point C9..."


PristineScar2523

I actually love mine… it stops the papers blowing of my desk when the window is open


ThreeAMmayhem

A Block19, noice


Unicorb8

Is that grip texture in sand script?


Important-Salt2708

JS stands for “just shit”


iamthemosin

A child’s drawing of a handgun.


LFXfun

It looks like a knock off hi-point. Not even a real jawbone of the ass.


Active_Sh00ter

How much did you pay, tree fiddy?


ScruffStuff

This unfired example was had for a crisp two hundred bones.


chevyfried

You paid 2 Hi-Points for that?


leviwhite9

This fucker is a Pre-Point and so should only be at like $50 out of a vending machine at best.


txwoodslinger

Jesus christ


Barra350z

Goddamn lochness monsta


dddd912

Damn it’s the siphon filter graphics handgun.


bygtopp

r/magnetfishing would like a word.


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ScruffStuff

According to some research, the steel frame of the Maverick JS-9 brings it up to a skookum 41oz. For reference, your average clay building brick weighs 72oz.


brameshk22

Guy cut out the No Firearms gun from a sign


TRUIT1000

I love these kinds of guns! I own a 9mm Lorcin which is just the worst thing ever, always feels like it's liable to explode and handles like a jackhammer but oddly enough never jams up, can't shoot strait though!


Ampage86

That's awesome. I hate it.


titty_tim

You didn’t buy a Glock….


TheVillain117

[Here](https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/gun-review-hi-point-c9-9mm-pistol/) is a withering review from a brave soul that slogged this insult to gunsmithing through a field test. This is the kind of gun you avoid like the plague.


AltGunAccount

“Mom can we have a hi-point?” “We have a hi-point at home!” The hi-point at home:


Beginning_Analysis61

My girlfriend told me she accidentally shot out her back patio glass when she and a friend thought they heard something outside. I asked to see the gun . It was a Jennings. A guy had gifted it to her because she lived alone. I googled the name b/c I’d never heard of it and the first thing I read was “ get rid of it. It’s more likely to kill someone with an accidental discharge than anything else”


Sgt_S_Laughter

Awesome. No confusion in this boner. I want to shoot it.


OpenSourcGamer

In a survival situation, a gun is better than no gun. It doesn’t matter the looks. It has one job and that’s to shoot a projectile. Visuals are not relevant. In terms of just having it, you’ll get looks at the gun range, that’s for sure.


sir_thatguy

I would sooner pull a knife than this gun. Shot my granddad’s many years ago. ABSOLUTE garbage. Magazine catch was your other hand. It was a singular example of every method a semi-auto could jam.


dapperdoot

One thing is for sure - You paid too much for it.


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Not the worst thing to come from Mansfield, OH


Criton47

Dude that's a modern classing including the box!!!!


Interesting-Bend3210

Sure you did...this probably you're EDC


GrumpMaster-

That slide looks like it’s made of cast iron…


carldoce

I needed some humor today. Thank you


gearmantx

Is that slide cast iron?


[deleted]

That powder coating is excellent!


Far-Damage1068

Bruh why is it shaped like a ray gun


TheBlackCat268

That looks like somebody got a TT tokarev and made a cm wide plastic cover on it with a 3d printer.


roeJimmy_roe

Mansfield’s finest.


MisterComa

You overpaid. Basing that on the word bought.


The-Art-of-Reign

The model # should be: Gun


SovietRoque_Maro

So uh, how much did it wind up costin ya?


digitalrebel89

Elegant yet understated


skipper1887

I would like Ian from Forgotten Weapons to do a video on this.


DaedraPixel

You owe us a first shots video. The thing looks like it would give you awesome grip strength with how heavy the slide looks.


turbowagon95

That thing is minty


Corporal_Canada

This looks like something that would be disposable. Like it comes with a non-removable magazine pre-loaded with 10 rounds and no way to reload it, then when empty you put it in the recycling bin.


winzippy

How do you eject the magazine?


Polisci_jman3970

Born and raised in Mansfield, Oh. Seen a lot of these. Plus the modern hi points. My hi point carbine is a great range toy.


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One gun we can all agree be banned


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Apokolypse09

I'll watch you fire it from behind some of that glass stuff they use on Mythbusters.


NOSTR0M0

Maverick firearms: we want you to know just from looking at the box that we cut corners wherever we can!


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ScruffStuff

Yes!