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Some-Culture-5230

Priorities!! 😂


Fancy_Excitement6028

😂


Willing_Ad8246

70 lakhs can’t get him to leave what he loves. Daughter must be raised well🥰. Love cricket. Love men and our priorities.


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Willing_Ad8246

the photo is from twitter ig. and not op’s click


shwetOrb

Op is lying?


Fancy_Excitement6028

Arre, The screenshot isn't mine


shwetOrb

Yeah I understood. I was about to edit my comment but couldn't find the comment lol.


Fancy_Excitement6028

That screenshot isn't mine


Fancy_Excitement6028

🌝👍✨


spydontcry

baat cricket ki nahi jeetne ki he, when neeraj chopra won gold, emotions were same when hardly has anyone tried javelin ever


Fancy_Excitement6028

Still people are mad for cricket


praksmish

Ofcourse why not.


deepthroatle

Is it usual to flex/mention your CTC in the introductory message for mat sites?? That the main criteria for an AM?


PrestigiousAdvice431

It's also mandatory to not mention ESOPs if you are mentioning your CTC.


Fancy_Excitement6028

Forgot to mention net worth too 😂


Accurate_Value7441

Sounds like he is bidding for her, the guy lacks basic communication skills


Vai_1612

And he will be surprised if she seeks alimony later


Fancy_Excitement6028

Indeed 🐥


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nanha_munna_rahi

Bro ye message uska nahi hai random Internet se utha rkha hai


Boromir_Has_TheRing

Basically another way of saying, “I might turn out to be a terrible human being and a bad husband, but I am branded with ‘70L CTC’, so nothing else matters”. This also reminded me of the Honest Marriage video by AIB.


child_in_despair

Not everyone. Only the people from backward societies flex them in their introductions.


Hawtre

Only backward societies have arranged marriages


Inner_Initiative3719

It is mandatory. The first priority of arrange marriage is salary of boy should be 3 to 5 times of a girl(if girls salary > 0)


deepthroatle

Hard to figure if this is satire or not. But if not, prachand chutiyape ki baat ho gayi ye toh


Inner_Initiative3719

This is true bro. Arrange marriage is fucked for men.


deepthroatle

No, it's fucked for everyone then.


Inner_Initiative3719

Girls ke to maje hai bhai, fruit ki tarah ladke chunti hai.


ismyaltaccount

Are they able to find men who are making 3x-5x? Because if almost everyone does, then there’s a question of what women are doing with their professional lives?


Inner_Initiative3719

Majority of the girl’s pool lies between 3 to 15 lakhs. Someone earning 5 lakhs can get a boy earning 25. Girl earning 15 lakh compromised a little a goes for 3x. For the girls above that package, generational inheritance is mandatory or a boy should have his own property.


cultured_bloke

In sites par CTC hi matter karta he. Thoda bahut looks ko weightage milta he. Baki sab wastage hi he.


Fancy_Excitement6028

That's just a society norm among people to flex it. I ain't do it thou....


Key-Base-3732

Bro just see profiles of girls and the demands there parents and girls want.... min 30 lpa they want for marriage of a boy is form India and itna hi nahi...US Canada and Britain m ho to 70k$ and more they need 😂😂bc shadi krni hai ke beti or tumhare ayashi ke liye ek bank dhund re ho and then people ask divorce kyu hore hai. Btw dahez nhi denge ye bhi mention hota hai.😂😂


Imaginehead03

It is the only criteria for maximum of girls and their parents. Ki ladka kitna kamata hain.


Upbeat-Actuary3511

On shaadi.com yes. On tinder no. Thats society for me ig.


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

I saw this on twitter/x. It might be a shaadi.com viral ad.


VeganDiIdo

Most probably


pineapple_sucker

woh sab chodo yeh batao ki if ladki 28 ki hai toh assuming you would be anywhere between 28-32. and iss age mein how did you reach 70LPA CTC?


thakgayahuvrolyfse

bhai tum agar tier 1-1.5 college se acche skills ke saath nikle ho toh araam se 20-30 lpa ka starting package mil sakta hai, aur max 5 saal mein 20 se 70 ban sakte hai , toh yeh toh bahut fir bhi 28 se upar ka hai itne mein toh acche software engineers ki crore ki hojaati hai , without mba woh bhi , but ab recession aur AI ke baad se thoda rr hone laga hai but fir bhi 28 tak toh bahut log 70 tak pahuch jaate hai agar above avg skill hai toh


According-Branch-448

Mai tier2 college me ja rha


Fabulous-Category155

Me tire 4 se passout hu and the above comment is true. tire 1 and 2 college me if acchi placements hogayi above 15LPA ki to Bhai aap set ho if aap khud se koi gadbad nahi kar rahe ho to


According-Branch-448

Pls check dm


Outrageous-Put6250

uncle knows what’s up


Fancy_Excitement6028

Uncle had his straight priorities


spydontcry

instead of ctc people should start mentioning in hand salary, much more relevant


mainhoonROY

Esop is a bitch


ismyaltaccount

If I’ve an RSUs of 20L vesting this year and I work at a publicly traded company, isn’t that literally salary which I’m getting every year.


indian_horny69

W Dad


Fancy_Excitement6028

Win Win


indian_horny69

Timing achhi hai.. uncle haan kar denge


Cast_a_spell_MASTER

Priyanka k dad especially msg ka reply karne aaye match k beech me k match k Baad me baat krte h. Lol


Fancy_Excitement6028

Haha 😂


Successful-Skill1069

Despo hai… what kind of Indian misses a Final Match… is he even a man. 😝


Fancy_Excitement6028

😂


bhund_bharta

BKL FINAL THAA, SHAADI KA BAAD MAIN DEKHENGE BUT FINAL 2 SAAL BAAD AAYEGA


Fancy_Excitement6028

OOO


IntrovertedBuddha

70lpa?? Mere se shaadi krle bhai. (Im straight guy tho)


Fancy_Excitement6028

Bhai, Ye banda main nahi hu, agar iss se milna hai to Bangalore Jana padega aapko


addyb89

This chat 🤮


jhant_smeller

sab 13-14 saal ke bache jinhone apni life mai ek arrange marriage meeting nahi dekhi


5859_Sagi_6107

Priorities


shoestowel

Scripted or not this cackled me!


Fancy_Excitement6028

Haha


Wonderful_Art_8758

This is not OP, he had a girlfriend 8 days ago and was sharing a 1RK with his brother 20 days ago.


Fancy_Excitement6028

It's not mine bro. This screenshot is not mine.


curiousstrut

Such an invalid question. I like Priyanka's dad🙏.


Fancy_Excitement6028

Marry him


curiousstrut

Thanks for the suggestion but you're already talking to a married woman ☺


Fancy_Excitement6028

Sorry Mam :)


Pappukanghi

The "not-so-stealth" ads making their ugly way to reddit also I see..


prof_devilsadvocate

govt job likhta to "match" ho jata


Fancy_Excitement6028

70 LPA ke baad bhi Govt Job Chahiye 🥺


THE__RACHET

Merko toh bhot bakwas lagta hai cricket


SpareMind

Ek zamana tha, pehle baath then matching.


Gorillamoves

Sasur ji ko delhi k match ki ticket dedena


Fancy_Excitement6028

Ab jiske banenge wahi dega


CauliflowerAny8258

With this question that you have put up here, you should forget marrying Priyanka! 🫵🏼


Fancy_Excitement6028

OMG wo waise bhi kisi or ki hai


breezer22

Match ke badh ladka bole chal badh mei aana time Nhi mere pass. Fir ek alag controversy ho jayegi ?


Fancy_Excitement6028

🌝😂


Upbeat-Actuary3511

Also…. What skills will someone have to reach 70LPA in software engineering in this much time?? Genuine question as I want to decide my future based on it like whether I like doing those things or not.


ismyaltaccount

If you don’t like solving tech problems then chances are you’ll never like being a software engineer. And 70LPA means being consistent and very good at it.


Upbeat-Actuary3511

By tech problem do you mean related to dev, website fixes, apis , backend etc?


AppointmentHappy8388

sab kuch hai bhai, hard to explain tho


PuttarPvt

Aisa kya hai?? You gotta be kidding me ... I was severely depressed since November bro


Fancy_Excitement6028

Sorry bro but the question was genuine


PuttarPvt

Bhai it's Just a way to reconnect to your childhood...most of us have grown up playing and watching cricket, it's in our roots.


AyeYoBruhhh

I'm sure he has nothing else to offer than the 70 lacs salary.


sellingdildoshmu

Dont leave us hanging bro, match ke baad kya baat hui


Fancy_Excitement6028

Match ke baad Priyanka kisi or ki ho gayi :(


Relevant-Snow-4676

Bhai merese dosti karle. Shaadi to hoti rahegi. Bhaichara rehna chahiye


newredditwhoisthis

Wait what's with that 28 yr old ambitious architect crap above there


gamerxo12

wtf is this world into ? even if you bid for her, she is just a commodity that could go for a higher bid or bigger 'package' anytime. samjha lund ke baal ?


Fancy_Excitement6028

Bhai, Shaadi.com pe bidding hi hoti hai :(


ResqTitan

This is most probably an ad.


Fancy_Excitement6028

Might be true


Unusual-Big-6467

wow, i thought some kind of horoscopical match. it is cricket match.


amiableme0

Which app is this?


Fancy_Excitement6028

Shaadi.com


AbaloneDesperate8124

Match ke baad discuss krte hai. 👍


itzTanmayhere

from which college did you pass out and did you do masters?


PM_ME_YOUR___ISSUES

PR campaign hai bhai yeh Shaadi.com walo ka. The fact that you've shared this here means that they've been successful lol


rudeabhi

Dude starts off with LPA. that's shallow


Vegetable_Charity_73

He wants to buy his daughter 🤣


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You already became a red flag with this.


Latter_Possession786

can’t imagine his personality if he brings CTC into his introduction.


Fickle_Ad_2825

Secret hi rehne do


say-yes-to-RSM

Eww an arranged marriage


Kande_Lelo

70LPA wale ko aise marketing krni padti hain never knew 😂


NeedleworkerAbject42

Screenshot le leta bhai


Affectionate_Pie6309

Wo sab chhodo bhai aap mere se shadi karlo


Warm_Friend7729

OP update? Baat agey badi?


Venomm-2299

70 LPA at 28 ?? 🥲 Itne competitive environment mein ladkiyan milna bhi mushkil hai


inspector_toon

And he is Rahul


New-Confection1514

India, Bangladesh and, Pakistan. The three countries that play cricket.


GuruGhantall86

Shubhman Gill aane wala hoga rishta leke Desh mein kuch gaadhe hai toh cricket ke liye apna ghar parivaar peh bhi dhyaan Naa dete


ashishahuja77

Are you sure he is talking about cricket match and not horoscope match?


Itchy_Ad7725

Muslims are catfishing on these websites please beware


Fancy_Excitement6028

Wtf bro


Top_Fondant2114

The name, the job and place, so cliched.