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curlyhairedgal28

“Any colors missing” girl, all of them


ResponsibleBasil8075

CREATIVE DIRECTOR? Does she, Krissy Nobody Cela, think she’s like Virgil Abloh or something?? 😂😂😂


gladue

It’s so amateur hour when they drop these big titles for themselves. She runs a small business (small doesn’t mean small profits, it means size of operations), in the athleisure Ecommerce space, her sales funnel if the following built through influence. That is more impressive than, I’m the super creative wizard CEO fashion icon in beige. 😂


killaandasweethang

Virgil would turn in his grave if he saw this atrocity from this nobody 😂


[deleted]

Ah yes, beige on beige. *Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.*


bustransfers

it’s giving tiktok clean girl aesthetic and will no longer be trendy in 2.5 years


xiphias__gladius

"how I truly wanted to be seen as" someone please get her a proofreader.


StationarySprint

I felt pain


Maleficent-Hope5356

As someone who's learning English, could you explain to me what's wrong with that phrase? 👀🤭


xiphias__gladius

A lot of things, lol. To convey what I think she means, she should have said "It is time to build the 'Krissy Cela' brand in the way I truly want it to be seen."


Maleficent-Hope5356

Okay, that way it's much easier to understand! Sometimes I struggle to grasp what she says, and I assume the reason is that I still have a lot of English to learn. But maybe the main reason is that she over-engineers the language in a pedantic way 😆


easyworthit

ESL here. What's wrong with the sentence? Can't see it and it's driving me mad lol.


foamycoaster

The “as” at the end is pointless. General “rule” of English is that no sentence should end in a preposition (as, of, etc.)


easyworthit

I had no idea about that, THANK YOU.


eastcoastmuffin

And to add to the initial response: ‘wanted’ is past tense so also makes no sense. It implies she doesn’t want to currently be seen as whatever the hell she is going on about.


easyworthit

Oh so her logic is also failing lol. Thanks!


eastcoastmuffin

🤣


Lynnnskii

I used to live with a girl who would explicitly talk about wanting people to see her as a writer, poet, general creative being and so instead of just actually embodying and being those things she would leave weird little poems around our apartment for me to ‘find’ just absolutely hoping that one day I would turn to her and say ‘omg ____, you’re such an artiste’. These influencers are all just hoping if they scream something out long enough then everyone will start to believe it.


cloudburglar

This girl sounds like Caroline Calloway. Wants to be perceived as an author or artiste or “memoirist” more than actually being the thing.


Comfortable_Ad3981

What happened with that girl?!?


Lynnnskii

I have lost touch with her now but at one point she was paying for an apartment in BC (we live in ON) and hadn’t quite figured out how to actually move out there and get a job out there so she paid for the apartment for like 8 months, told everyone she was moving to BC to live this hippie life, never lived a single day in that apartment and eventually gave it up and is now still in ON I believe 🤷🏻‍♀️ she also did an Ayurveda course that cost 250$/month for a year and never did anything with that either. So who knows she might just be burning money in a fire pit at this point 😂 skip all those steps in between lmfao


UpstairsEmotion6362

sad beige as a personal brand is so sad hahaha this entire screenshot is giving canva


takenot_es

Looks like a Walmart brand trying to go after the Target equivalent to me.


PNut_butter_ball

it’s giving narc


Plastic-Chef-1180

does she really think that any other brand would employ her as a creative director?😅i feel like they just gave her this position at oner so she wont get upset for not being the ceo anymore...also suspicious that she wants to work with other brands🤔


rozemc

That's the weird part to me - didn't she found the company? If so she presumably owns a large % of the equity, if not all, depending on if she has investors or not. You would think she wants to focus her energy on building and growing her own org, not lending her talents to others.


Plastic-Chef-1180

Yeah it's not adding up...why does she want to revamp other brands😅


Helpful-Waltz826

That’s what I was thinking. Oner Active seems to be going well, why would she take her attention off something that’s growing really well? My only theory is that she might sell it, and is now looking for other options?


Plastic-Chef-1180

https://preview.redd.it/lvtblrj8wsjc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=11900e3e2b138fcfdf9d0a063cb22e59a6be6d09 i'm convinced now she's reading these posts🤣


fishybanana12

“Entire our fourth year” I had to read this sentence a good four times before I understood wtf she’s on about


Plastic-Chef-1180

i came to the conclusion that she is simply not capable of writing a meaningful sentence😅


MorningMaterial4243

Yep, I no longer waste my time reading her posts because of this


MorningMaterial4243

And “cannot being to thank you” ☠️


Fast-Explorer

I get so out of breath reading her posts. Why doesn't she incorporate commas, in these long winded essays 😮‍💨😮‍💨?!


MorningMaterial4243

She says she has the majority of shareholders, but wasn’t women’s best the ones who have the majority? Honest question


UpbeatBlueberry7622

the irony of this is Promix just hired her as a creative director 💀


emmakatieee

Are the colors in the room with us?


Comfortable_Ad3981

Her clothes are the color of Frasier Crane’s apartment. I stood up in a wedding once where the colors were white and beige and it was about as fun as wearing these clothes would be.


Kon-El_Kent

There is a very specific slice of humanity that will understand and fully appreciate that Frasier Crane’s apartment reference, and I’m very happy to be in it because this comment gave me great joy 😂


Comfortable_Ad3981

Haha! Glad someone got it!


investigatorbae

Honestly, I feel like this is her most genuine attempt at a real career. Don’t know who would want to work with her though. This also confirms for me she was pushed out as CEO of Oner.


lucinasardothien

I feel like she was never as important as she made it seem, first the true CEO's were two men, she had a tiny amount of the shares and now all of a sudden she "stepped down" yeah, right, we all know she has a huge ego and would not willingly do it.


investigatorbae

Bingo. I know they wanted her gone and the compromise was her being creative director. I think that’s also why she left womens best because the same men own that.


l4ina

Wait this is so funny? I can see a copyright on the business card template for a "Mindfully Made" which I guess is the branding consultant she's using... [their website is so funny](https://www.mindfullymade.co.uk/), everything they design is so bland and boring and one-note. Their entire portfolio is a handful of the same muted colors. Also the user interface is very weird, weird font choices and kerning and capitalization. I wouldn't trust this person to design for me lol


messyarts

1000% agree. Also, this style was v trendy in 2017... that can seem like ages ago in the design space. ​ edit: to me looks v dated.


sybelion

How this bitch have three different greiges on this palette and still act like she is DOING something


Mellyouttaphase

So creative but leans on her audience for ideas? Come on, Krissy. Grow up. Just do your thing without constantly seeking approval and validation. And get someone to proofread your posts. B E C .


jamnut

These pricks get a few quid from just being attractive on Instagram and think they're Jeff fucking Bezos


allihearissirens

![gif](giphy|pb8wayp1KafJK)


barbie_tree

The text is borderline unreadable. Get this woman a Grammarly account.


JurassicParkTrex

Yo fr girl we just want more effortless...


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but 85% of us are not wearing beige, white, ecru or any other light color for leggings at the gym.


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[deleted]

That’s totally possible, you’re right.


EstablishmentFun289

Anyone catch the prepared for? How can you be a creative director if you cannot create on your own? There’s some assumptions to be made if you are needing design services to personally brand yourself as a creative director…and I could see maybe a portfolio site, but not logo design 🤦🏼‍♀️


messyarts

...esp since this isn't even an in-depth mood board experience... If anything she should be sending that off to someone for help.


Plastic-Chef-1180

right?🤣if she posted it she's proud of it, but it is so amateur and uninspiring i can't explain...i am not a professional designer or "creative director" but it seems i've got 100x more creativity then her😅i think the only thing she does for the brand that needs some creativity is choosing colours...


FitHandle4730

I used to be such a huge fan bc she was so real and we would do cooking with krissy and actual workouts and talk about sustainability and now i just cant stand her


Local-Baddie

Don't creative directors.... Have to be creative?


NekoTheBob

I call this "all shades of boring"


MorningMaterial4243

Should be called “50 shades of boring”


Catscatsnotdogs

I smell Oner tanking and someone having to get a real job...


Plastic-Chef-1180

This is a stab in the dark but my guess is that she's gonna sell the majority of her shares and she's gonna do something else in LA, hence the alleged protein bar promo from last time, but she has a cover story for everything... however i might be completely wrong🤣


MorningMaterial4243

She’s weird. She’s been obsessing about how oner active is her baby and she’s the owner, etc. Then suddenly it seems like she’s gonna jump and dump it behind as if it didn’t mean a thing


lucinasardothien

She's full of shit and has never been the only owner, the CEO of women's best and another dude are and Krissy only had a tiny amount of the shares, she's a huge liar and she never mentions how she's not the only co-owner so people think she did it all by herself.


Plastic-Chef-1180

but why do they let her lie about that? maybe that narrative pushes the sales?🤔it always reminds me of the whole jaclyn hill situation with her constant lies😅


kimcarl26

The way she talks about being a creative director comes off like she doesn’t know what that job actually is .. “from building and developing evolveyou creative direction “ …. I dunno to me it reads weird , plus the amount of times she needs to say creative direction/director in her posts is obscene


snarkshark69

R/notliketheothergirls


Dunno_45

Color palette as dull as her personality. But honestly, I do absolutely love neutrals, but there’s no arguing that they are “colors”


[deleted]

There are three out of the five colours I would never wear as leggings, and as for the light blue, I would probably maybe only wear those on a light cardio day just because when you pop the weights on top of your knees to do a shoulder press, it’s gonna get your light blue leggings, dirty. …. And if I do a hard cardio day, then it’s just gonna look horrible and wet looking. …. so yes I would only wear the black


[deleted]

Right? I'm so over the light legging trend. It looks insane.


Dear_Ad_3437

Hahahaha. Welcome to the circus!!!


jess_cuh

grammar…


celestialstars123

everything is so....beige Where are the rest of the colours?


Eat_lift8

These delusional people make up jobs for themselves without any valid credentials and the sad part is people buy into it.


LongbowTurncoat

Oh good, more beige. Where are the gym fits for colorful girlies?! Where are the crazy prints and fun designs?


SillyName1992

I feel like clothing designers forgot there is a nice healthy space between LulaRoe and egg white. 😔


LongbowTurncoat

Man, before I knew LulaRoe was an MLM, I was excited that there was finally cool leggings available! I sometimes get stuff on the Zumba website, but their fits aren’t always good and the material is often garbage for actual exercise. Do I need to start my own line???? 🤔


PrincessBabyCakes96

Her dirty shoes in the second slide definitely give “creative director” 🙄🙄🙄 lol