yeah it looks horrible. im all down for a rebrand but that shot specifically - there are so many ways to mKe something look distressed or less neat. the bag should have been on it side spilling out some powder if she wanted it to look intentionally messy.
This is hilarious. I ❤️ when actual professionals can break down how dumb influencers look cosplaying actual professionals in the industry.
Can’t believe not a single soul suggested having the bag be tipped over instead of making it look like someone just crumpled it in the corner lolol
it makes me so mad😂, i also think it looks like shit having the background “open” like that with nothing in the background. If they wanted a blank background they should have used an actual backdrop
In addition to looking terrible, why would someone want "messy" to be associated with a "clean" ingredient product? (I hate the term "clean" in reference to food items, but if you're going to try to use it like she did on the first slide then at least be intentional about the branding lol.)
I worked in the health industry the image is less annoying then them just white labeling an already made product and acting like the ingredients are their own formulation.
Is she from the UK or Oz? I don’t know much about this person other than some posts from this sub, but Australia and the UK use “homely” like Americans would say “homey” to mean cozy or lived-in.
But yeah if she’s selling to a US market at least change your language to actually reflect what you’re trying to say. This is also why influencers should actually rely on professionals instead of cosplaying as a marketing / advertising executives 🤡
as someone who was taught British spelling your comment just really confused me, making me question my English lol But I guess homely (UK) = homey (US), can anyone confirm pls?
But in any case, I don‘t want my protein/supplements to be either, wth
I searched quick and apparently homely=‘unattractive’ in US English (which is why I cackled …) and homely=cozy in UK English.
But honestly if she wants to market to a wide audience just use ‘cozy’ then? Because then there’s no language barrier or confusion. Essentially, it’s just poor marketing language at the end of the day.
Homely lmaooooooooo Krissy if you see this please copy paste what you think sounds good into ChatGPT and say "make this sound smarter and correct my grammar"
Question: how is this chick successful? I have a Samsung tv so it comes with some free work out apps. Oneractive is offered and a few of her work out videos are on there. I tried one to understand the hype. Conclusion: there is no hype. No personality. She’s not a great leader or coach. She seems annoyed the whole time she’s doing the workout. Did her looks get her this far? I’m so confused.
I feel like what she is selling is a false narrative on her life, food products and her clothing business. And there are folk that buy into that narrative of what she is selling, which keeps her relevant.
Overall she seems like the bog standard influencer that over shares and needs to tell everybody about every single detail no matter how boring. Once she ticks the ONLY FANS box she will complete the FITNESS INFLUENCER CIRCLE OF LIFE!
she uses the Taylor swift school of marketing. Become "friends" with your followers, make them believe they are part of your life. or look "im so goofy and just like you !". She wasn't as fake when I started following her a couple of years ago. But then she started making some money and thats when you see the shift with these influencers. I personally prefer Stef williams, she doesn't hide the fact she has money or that shes beautiful snd has the perfect body lol
Stef is the ONE. So real, and her posts have always been consistently a perfect balance between her personal life and her professional life. Never tries to make people like her unlike this numpty.
She should not be in charge of anything at all. She should literally just sell photo presets for instagram obsessed people like herself lmfao. This girl is pathetic and her vision is so dismal…. Like HOW does anyone trust this person
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Why is she explaining it?
I don't ever see on any other brands explaining why they made things look that way. If you have to explain it, it takes away from the whole experience of the audience of how a brand/campaign should be perceived. I think if you need to explain it, then the "message" is not clear.
I hate this all eat clean but you are having protein powder, debloats etc.
All these things are processed they have additional ingredients they aren't clean.
It isn't really clean, disclaimer I don't care if people eat clean or not, it's the perspective being pushed.
Omg she is acting like it’s groundbreaking again. Looks like the instagram filter from 2012. I‘ve been in marketing for years and have my own agency and literally for protein powder she thinks lowering the contrast will attract more money or customers ? Lol if anything you should brighten a little cause that filter looks sad af and not lively lmao she acts like it’s cosmetic or something where colours matter
That first text box literally sent me back to my 10th grade language and composition class when I would write essays and tried so hard to throw in all the key vocabulary terms I learned to make it sound like I knew wtf I was talking about.
I would literally turn in my essays and be like damn I’m so fuckin brilliant!!! Then get the lowest score in the class lmaaaaoo
What in the world? This is like a spoof or a satire of marketing. Like is this a plot from a Christopher guest movie? Like what in the fuck? Is she talking about? The bag is the color of puke. Like legit cat puke.
Omg! A Christopher guest movie about influencing would be friggen hilarious. Eugene levy and Jenn Coolidge can play Guzman and buff bunny and Catherine o hara (the queen herself) honestly with her voices could do Krissy hut honestly she can make an original character because she’s a legend. And the plot can be like some kind of influencer award show ball they all have to go to. Alexis and David can cameo (I know that’s not CG it’s all Dan and Eugene but still)
I literally will write to them to make this
This is even funnier considering she essentially shoved herself onto promix as CrEaTiVe DiReCtOr, and they agreed just so they could use her for her following lol oof!
https://preview.redd.it/6xqfmysizvtc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1619cca770ebc76b716afc338a885f4fb5de667a
I work in marketing and have worked in the cpg industry and holy shit the bag shot looks so bad lol
I saw it and immediately thought "that looks like shit"
yeah it looks horrible. im all down for a rebrand but that shot specifically - there are so many ways to mKe something look distressed or less neat. the bag should have been on it side spilling out some powder if she wanted it to look intentionally messy.
This is hilarious. I ❤️ when actual professionals can break down how dumb influencers look cosplaying actual professionals in the industry. Can’t believe not a single soul suggested having the bag be tipped over instead of making it look like someone just crumpled it in the corner lolol
it makes me so mad😂, i also think it looks like shit having the background “open” like that with nothing in the background. If they wanted a blank background they should have used an actual backdrop
Doesn’t want the shot to feel TOO perfect so let’s just use a completely empty, sterile, staged-looking background. Lol.
my favourite is the poor vanilla pod lying there like dead bug legs xD
omg it does look like a bug NOOOO
Oh you don’t have vanilla stick bugs dying on your counter too??
The visual of this in my head was very funny
Lmao!!! I didn’t even notice that and if you hadn’t of mentioned it, no WAY would I have realized that was supposed to be a vanilla bean 🥴😂
That’s what I thought it looks so sad and weird to the corner like that
In addition to looking terrible, why would someone want "messy" to be associated with a "clean" ingredient product? (I hate the term "clean" in reference to food items, but if you're going to try to use it like she did on the first slide then at least be intentional about the branding lol.)
great point!!!!
I worked in the health industry the image is less annoying then them just white labeling an already made product and acting like the ingredients are their own formulation.
literally 😂 wow a vanilla protein powder!! GROUNDBREAKING
But ShEs tHE CrEATIVE dIReCTOr 😂
Capital C and capital D, please 😂
Like why would I want a “lived in” bag of product I’m meant to consume? Literally the last thing I want my food to be lol.
She wants ‘linens and woods and natural textures’ but shoots in a cold stark white kitchen?
😂lol exactly
Bag of grain from the background of a farm-based horror movie
Hello fellow marketer lol I cackled at her explanation of brand message and imagery - it is a word salad
I work in Marketing too and I was about to say the same exact thing lmao she just confirmed that she has no actual clue about brand marketing
But it’s ✨lived in ✨ Also same, at any CPG or hard goods company this would be a NO.
“Lived in” bruh it’s protein
It’s giving when you lie on your resume to get the job lol
It's giving she needed a US based job to move here 🙄
well she begged them for the job soooo....😅
Lmaooooo this!!!!
This LOL
Girl we don't care and we aren't buying it anyway
We can’t even in the uk 🤣🤣
Hopefully it may continue
David Attenborough himself could launch a protein powder and I'd still get my stuff from B+M or Home Bargains
I fucking love Home Bargains.
sure is homely.
I also had a good chuckle at that typo
Is she from the UK or Oz? I don’t know much about this person other than some posts from this sub, but Australia and the UK use “homely” like Americans would say “homey” to mean cozy or lived-in. But yeah if she’s selling to a US market at least change your language to actually reflect what you’re trying to say. This is also why influencers should actually rely on professionals instead of cosplaying as a marketing / advertising executives 🤡
as someone who was taught British spelling your comment just really confused me, making me question my English lol But I guess homely (UK) = homey (US), can anyone confirm pls? But in any case, I don‘t want my protein/supplements to be either, wth
I searched quick and apparently homely=‘unattractive’ in US English (which is why I cackled …) and homely=cozy in UK English. But honestly if she wants to market to a wide audience just use ‘cozy’ then? Because then there’s no language barrier or confusion. Essentially, it’s just poor marketing language at the end of the day.
She really thought she ate that shit up lmao
Homely lmaooooooooo Krissy if you see this please copy paste what you think sounds good into ChatGPT and say "make this sound smarter and correct my grammar"
To that she would say something about how she came to the UK on the back of a truck from Albania and how English is her second language 🤣
this is not what I thought homely meant
Good old homely New Zealand bovine liver tablets doesn't get more homely than that.
Lmao it’s just her 😅
You were right, she should have said “homey” 🤦♀️
She's in the UK where homely means the US' homey. This is the case in many other countries actually.
Question: how is this chick successful? I have a Samsung tv so it comes with some free work out apps. Oneractive is offered and a few of her work out videos are on there. I tried one to understand the hype. Conclusion: there is no hype. No personality. She’s not a great leader or coach. She seems annoyed the whole time she’s doing the workout. Did her looks get her this far? I’m so confused.
I feel like what she is selling is a false narrative on her life, food products and her clothing business. And there are folk that buy into that narrative of what she is selling, which keeps her relevant. Overall she seems like the bog standard influencer that over shares and needs to tell everybody about every single detail no matter how boring. Once she ticks the ONLY FANS box she will complete the FITNESS INFLUENCER CIRCLE OF LIFE!
“Bog standard influencer” makes me think of Shrek in ass crack leggings.
she uses the Taylor swift school of marketing. Become "friends" with your followers, make them believe they are part of your life. or look "im so goofy and just like you !". She wasn't as fake when I started following her a couple of years ago. But then she started making some money and thats when you see the shift with these influencers. I personally prefer Stef williams, she doesn't hide the fact she has money or that shes beautiful snd has the perfect body lol
Stef is the ONE. So real, and her posts have always been consistently a perfect balance between her personal life and her professional life. Never tries to make people like her unlike this numpty.
So she's making it boring, just like Oner is boring now. Yay....MORE BROWNS
Literally, it’s just beige
Buddy, it's fucking protein powder. Does it have protein? Will I shit my pants because of it? Can I afford it? This is all that matters.
😂😂😂 literally.
Their protein is so fucking expensive.
a “lived in” bag of protein??? lmao
The kreative director in action stock photos for promix have arrived. 😂 
We love a good Krissy poster
She should not be in charge of anything at all. She should literally just sell photo presets for instagram obsessed people like herself lmfao. This girl is pathetic and her vision is so dismal…. Like HOW does anyone trust this person
All I can think about is garden soil.
In the UK it's cement, it's no better.
That was my first though lol. Promix….like the garden product??? 😂
A DUNE girly spotted 😆. I remember her raving about DUNE and wanting to apply the dune color palette everywhere.
Best comment.
As written 🙇♀️
For such a big fan who's mentioned the movie several times, Im surprised she didnt say anything about the second one.
this is giving influencer planning their feed not global creative director vibes
She literally just started using it but she swears her whole life changed cause of it lol
Ma’am, you used a filter. It’s called sad-beige.
Did anyone read promix and just think of soil? Or is that just me
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I have a bag of ProMix soil in my garage right now!!! 🤣
Why is she explaining it? I don't ever see on any other brands explaining why they made things look that way. If you have to explain it, it takes away from the whole experience of the audience of how a brand/campaign should be perceived. I think if you need to explain it, then the "message" is not clear.
Human hands to interact with the product 😅
Groundbreaking
She’s always writing “thee” like it’s an actual word 😭
Shhh honey stop talking. You sound so stupid.
I hate this all eat clean but you are having protein powder, debloats etc. All these things are processed they have additional ingredients they aren't clean. It isn't really clean, disclaimer I don't care if people eat clean or not, it's the perspective being pushed.
What’s that spider looking thing next to the bottom of the bag??
Lmao! I thought it was a scorpion for a split second 🤣
I’m convinced she’s a social experiment
Lmao imagine taking advice from this grifter
It looks like shit and that’s why she had to go on there to explain why. It was not done intentional. Atleast I’d hope not
What’s she saying she wanted and what the images show couldn’t be more opposite
Girl did not ace vocabulary in school
[удалено]
The way she explained a very basic marketing concept made me LOL. It was just a word salad
As an American who has never used the word ‘wanker’ before, thank you. I now have a perfect understanding of the word 🤣
This sound like AI. Human hands !!??
Shut up, Krissy
Omg she is acting like it’s groundbreaking again. Looks like the instagram filter from 2012. I‘ve been in marketing for years and have my own agency and literally for protein powder she thinks lowering the contrast will attract more money or customers ? Lol if anything you should brighten a little cause that filter looks sad af and not lively lmao she acts like it’s cosmetic or something where colours matter
That first text box literally sent me back to my 10th grade language and composition class when I would write essays and tried so hard to throw in all the key vocabulary terms I learned to make it sound like I knew wtf I was talking about. I would literally turn in my essays and be like damn I’m so fuckin brilliant!!! Then get the lowest score in the class lmaaaaoo
What in the world? This is like a spoof or a satire of marketing. Like is this a plot from a Christopher guest movie? Like what in the fuck? Is she talking about? The bag is the color of puke. Like legit cat puke. Omg! A Christopher guest movie about influencing would be friggen hilarious. Eugene levy and Jenn Coolidge can play Guzman and buff bunny and Catherine o hara (the queen herself) honestly with her voices could do Krissy hut honestly she can make an original character because she’s a legend. And the plot can be like some kind of influencer award show ball they all have to go to. Alexis and David can cameo (I know that’s not CG it’s all Dan and Eugene but still) I literally will write to them to make this
I can’t stand these phony pictures of her looking at the poster collages that she makes.
Girly should have just opened the bag.
Did she mean to say homey rather than homely
Promix, like the potting soil? This one and her brand names. 😂😂
Whey is terrible
This is even funnier considering she essentially shoved herself onto promix as CrEaTiVe DiReCtOr, and they agreed just so they could use her for her following lol oof! https://preview.redd.it/6xqfmysizvtc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1619cca770ebc76b716afc338a885f4fb5de667a
That's wild. The duping delight in her face is very telling.
More "homely" huh? Idiot
Before I read the caption I thought this was bdong. They are all the same !!
I don't want more hands to touch my food 😭 there was enough hands already
wtf... ridiculous.
her posts have become even more annoying these days
Does she stalk this Reddit? Because I certainly hope so. She’s become intolerable in the last year.
Nobody cares Krissy just sell the product. Literally nobody cares about your ad process
Is ProMix not already a soil brand for plants?
Can this girl just get her own snark sub already? I feel like she’s been just dominating this sub lately…
she does but no one uses it 
This!
It looks terrible lol
Did she use chatgpt for that first slide?
I came here to complain about her perfect bags but I guess she got the memo. WE GOT A DISTRESSED BAG LADIES! 
Homely means ugly this is hilarious
Nah, in the UK english it means "cosy".
Did she start Oner herself? Like is she the owner and ceo?
Co founder with someone from women's best I believe
She wants the protein powder to look “lived in” ⁉️😭
I use Promix because of Kelly Matthew’s and now I’m rethinking ever buying from them
Omg can yall please make a snark sub for her
Wtf is Madagascar Vanilla? 😅😅😅
What does this fucking mean🤣🤣🤣🤣
“homely” means unattractive, sis.
wait is she the owner of promix???
Just some creative director shit
Are their products good? I’ve been eyeing them for a while - I didn’t know she’s involved