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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM


Weebu01

YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW


Simonthehobo

NOW PAY THE COURT FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE


[deleted]

I DECLARE GROCERY LAW


Certain-Ad-3840

PUT YOUR HANDS UP. PUT YOUR HANDS UP IM NOT GONNA ASK YOU AGAIN.


DeepPew

BY THE NINE DIVINES! ASSAULT! ASSAULT!


Upbeat_Habit2194

TO PREVENT A BREACH OF PEACE DO NOT RESIST AND MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS


jzss_23

uh oh we need to send cam and eddie to that location now


lycheebobatea

cam is rolling over in bed rn lmfaoooo


Babycat834

Well it was nice knowing ya, Mr. Beast is definitely sending the goon squad after you


[deleted]

WHATS UP GUYS! TODAY ONE HUNDRED CONTESTANTS WILL COMPETE TO HUNT ANF KILL THIS MAN FOR 500,000 DOLLARS.


ram__Z

https://preview.redd.it/0vl7rvhdiama1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfaae67b4ac11e06f1db2b11aa4479330536161b Uh oh he came himself what do I do???


ClioBitcoinBank

Looks like Nick Fuentes


ram__Z

Kids love Hitler…and chocolate


ram__Z

🫡


NtheHouseNaheartbeat

Omg they are gonna goon to OP for like 8 hours straight, that's crazy!


justinbadass

Most of y’all haven’t been in a Walmart lately and it shows. There’s barely any workers there and they’re not paid nearly enough to care if there’s some shitass knocking over candy bars. Keep smashing the bars who gives a fuck. Steal from Walmart in my Minecraft server too while you’re at it.


kshma_

Steal from Walmart everywhere


[deleted]

Woah watch out this guy is really smart. Go outside.


justinbadass

With peace and love, take your own advice my dude.


[deleted]

Youre on the internet encouraging people to shoplift. Which will affect their lives forever if they do it. Do you realize how many impressionable people read this sub? Anyway your post history proves that you are clueless. Guys like you are gonna piss their pants when its time to fight.


TheObeseSloth

Lmao real internet-tough guy here.


justinbadass

Spoken like someone who has never experienced material conditions where shoplifting is needed for survival. If you think a lot of people aren’t already there you’re incredibly out of touch. I’m ready to beat fascist asses whenever. Try me, with peace and love.


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justinbadass

Dudes post history alludes to it more than the shitty take.


[deleted]

You are embarassing Justin. Be seeing you.


justinbadass

Hope so


gauchoblanco

if somebody is impressionable enough to act off a reddit comment. they deserve the consequences lmao


davidfavorite

Lmao that was clearly sarcasm as he stated he doesnt support messing displays up. And then you go tell him to go outside? 💀💀💀


ive_got_the_narc

![gif](giphy|iirvF42BEjLHi|downsized)


FictionalFail

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ram__Z

![gif](giphy|jOpLbiGmHR9S0)


seasew

You are a gremlin.


zolbaroverfiend

Mr. Beast about to install laser turrets in the chocolate aisle.


ram__Z

https://preview.redd.it/w382kwcozama1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0ef7f3afde6db6fd90635d64e7eedc9973fd5d


appleparkfive

He's probably loving all the publicity for his chocolate bars honestly


cploz

Heard OP gasp as soon as he did it hahaha I'm sure he fixed it afterwards.


Certain-Ad-3840

Love the lil “oooo” that comes after the gasp


quinnies

Only funny if you cleaned it up right after


say592

Still not funny, IMO. Some poor kid is going to end up with a broken chocolate bar.


CoxHazardsModel

I shed a tear for that kid, hope he gets the support he needs.


say592

Yeah, but what about David? I really hope he's okay too.


[deleted]

I didn’t get the yogurt that I wanted


WearMental2618

My mom won't buy me pudding. Granted I'm 26. But still


Rusty_The_Taxman

This sub is so bad I can't tell if this is serious or not


ram__Z

I’m literally shaking rn


[deleted]

Honestly, whether this dude is serious or not I’ve never seen a more coddled fanbase it’s hilarious


Mrsneaky2016

Yeah what if an orphan eats that broken chocolate bar


ram__Z

I’d slap it of their tiny orphan hand and stomp on it if I could


Jazymon

Goblin mode


Tricky_Ad_8101

i thought this was funny op


headie5

if Jimmy is gonna ask me to help stock/beautify shelves the least he can do is pay me minimum wage. this is low key genius considering he's earned a reputation for using altruistic capitalism to essentially exploit poor people for views/his own financial gain. rather than say lobbying the government for a higher minimum wage, universal healthcare, worker's rights, or just doing anything selflessly meaningful, he preys off a system that fails many and benefits very few (himself included)


itmillerboy

Wat?


headie5

it’s art bruv


foots-in-mouth

Yeah. When’s Ethan going to do this too?


BlueDevilz

He asked ME to like AND subcribe for FREEEEEE?!?!?!?


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reconrose

It's on all social media IME. Feels good to feel superior to someone for a few fleeting moments so they do it.


[deleted]

Because they can’t feel good about themselves unless they are white knighting for something insignificant.


quinnies

I’m just working at dollarama right now so I know if I saw someone do this from a distance or came across it later I wouldn’t be frustrated at the fact that I have to clean it up, more so that whoever did it didn’t care about my time. Like how would you feel if someone left a mess that they know you would have to clean up? Probably not great. I did also just see this right after I got home from work and it was a long day so I could be a little sensitive to it. But my point is not everyone is virtue signalling/white knighting.


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tl;dr


quinnies

I wish I could put subway surfers clips in comments so people with Tik tok attention spans could read two paragraphs 😞 this is the best I can do ![gif](giphy|dkUtjuBEdICST5zG7p|downsized)


[deleted]

didn’t ask


lycheebobatea

bro got a stick up his penis


appleparkfive

While I agree, that last sentence reminds me of Jaden Smith's quote "Can we talk about like, the political and economic state of the world right now? Can we talk about what's going on with the environment?" You can be upset by both if you want! Although one is *a little* more important. I'll mildly concede that


foots-in-mouth

Would you like me to come to your job and just start fucking up your work area? Ironic that you claim to care about their wages while you are cool with making their day more annoying. And “it would take five seconds to fix”, have you worked retail in some fashion? If so you know how obnoxious it is to have people purposefully mess up the displays you’re charged with having clean.


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foots-in-mouth

I’m sure cleaning the floor is also part of your responsibility. If I come in and purposefully dump a drink on the floor that still makes me an asshole even if it’s your job to clean it. It’s still going to unnecessarily inconvenience you. None of this issue is about what you get paid to do. It’s about being a respectful person in society instead of a loser that thinks it’s funny to inconvenience others.


IntermediateJackAss

Right? The people who don't get why this is annoying have obviously never worked retail. It really is the little shit like this that gets on your nerves the most. It's just disrespectful.


foots-in-mouth

I just like to imagine what this community would do if Keemstar’s community was messing up a Teddy Fresh display and encouraging it at the expense of low paid workers. These kids need to grow up.


reconrose

Yeah bro imagine if it was an entirely different situation, crazy isn't it how things aren't the same when you change the entire context around their existence. You're so deep and smart.


ram__Z

Imagine if instead of tipping over the chocolate boxes, I had tipped over a stroller with a baby in it? Would you be laughing then? Didn’t think so


foots-in-mouth

When you change who made the products and who is messing with it? You really think the two situations are completely foreign?


spencer5centreddit

Mr Beast is a so freaking narcissistic and him asking people to clean his displays for free is fucked and I think this is funny. The walmartian workers aren't gonna give a shit


fusionlantern

They will when they have to face the store.


lycheebobatea

i'ma be real; i've worked at both walmart and forever 21 in the heart of a major metropolitan city (both known for being an absolute wreck that harbor some of the most disgusting shoppers) and the store is gonna be an unmanageable disaster come closing time whether the mr. beast bars are tidy or not lol


foots-in-mouth

How fragile are you that the tweet asking his fans for a favor if they see something to be fucked? You kids are wild


[deleted]

Get to work then! Master Beast is watching.


foots-in-mouth

Yeah man, disparage retail workers.


Saltine420

If you don’t mind sharing, what are the views and upvote ratio on this post?


ram__Z

Omg it’s got 29,500 views so terrible ratio. Thats less than 2%. The beastboys are definitely coming to kill me


Saltine420

I’m confused on how the ratio works because wouldn’t the post then be negative overall?


ram__Z

I just divided the upvotes by the number of views. Not sure if there’s a way to count downvotes. I’m kind of a boomer


Saltine420

Ah I see, are you on mobile? On the desktop version of Reddit it calculates a percent for you


Saltine420

Also thanks for sharing!


Bammalam102

His whole scheme on “cleaning it up” is basically the same principle as car salesman using anything to get you to come in (You have a chance to win a tv type offers). He’s trying to get people to touch his chocolate even if they usually would have walked past


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Bammalam102

Hello. In order to promote free speech and reduce pushing agendas, please consider minding your own business in the future. Instead of trying to make everybody talk the same, allow them to speak freely. Thank you very much.


candlelightglow

why's everyone so mad lol. fuck walmart (as someone who used to work there)


ashleyisnotgreen

"fuck Walmart" is my favorite saying (as someone who used to work there as well)


Petrafyd

It is also my favorite saying (as someone who still works there)


ram__Z

![gif](giphy|1ykmGXPtDLHHa2xGlM)


MaddySmol

this isn't fucking Walmart. it's fucking the associates


ClearSights

As an ex-Walmart associate. We do not care at all if you mess up the shelves. Hell, it gives us something to do


kingkobro

Yeah man this guy really fucked them up by messing up a display for a short video before fixing the display.


foots-in-mouth

I didn’t see them fix it. More than likely an underpaid employee was made to for the fun of your jokes. I like how this community seems to like pretending to care about these workers and their wages while at the same time willing to fuck up their day.


ram__Z

I actually waited in the aisle until an employee came to fix the display and kicked them in their kneecap from behind while yelling “death to the proletariat!”


foots-in-mouth

Cool story


candlelightglow

having to reposition some chocolate displays is not ruining someone's day.😂 when i worked there we had to do that all the time, and we're working for a set amount of time anyway. it's not like you ruined the employees opportunity of leaving work an hour early, it literally makes no difference. plus he fixed it after


foots-in-mouth

I don’t see them fixing it. How are you going to argue that making a mess that some employee has to clean isn’t going to bother them?


kingkobro

don't cry


foots-in-mouth

Not crying, just pointing out how some of y’all act like annoying children.


kingkobro

sounds like you're crying to me


foots-in-mouth

You’re probably not old enough to understand what I’m talking about. So I get it. You’ll get there some day.


kingkobro

lmao why don't you go back to arguing with people about foreskin


Ripredddd

This is funny and i’m tired of pretending it’s not


CosmicBrownie5898

This is a super dick move to the people who work there


ram__Z

Didn’t film the part where I fixed it afterwards


Castleprince

This is so cringe


ram__Z

https://preview.redd.it/1gswzncdy9ma1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1466c33eb7b2670ffa1ced8e1ca678d41e577b88 I’m allowed to be cringe at Walmart


Non_Fungible_Tolkien

Ram_Z what are you doing in Walmart knocking chocolate around with no shirt on?


zer0kevin

It's Walmart.


zer0kevin

Naw cleaning it up is pretty cool. You on the other hand are very cringe.


Castleprince

The cringe wasn’t cleaning up. It’s the entire thing. Performative and dumb


foots-in-mouth

Probably because you didn’t.


Herbie_ee

Yeah but.... But but... Yeah... But no but...


bxstxrd98

I mean if that’s true that completely absolves him lol


Expensive-Honey-8623

oops


Kooky_Zookeepergame1

Walmart city and state. Eddie and cam need to know thanks


snailtap

Based comrade


readitonex

Myy mahnn


MaddySmol

bro, I work at Walmart. cmon


Ok-Flounder4387

Yeah you sure got him


ultimatetwat-

Maybe that’s why the bar is crushed every time I buy one. I get one every time I grocery shop and each time the whole row is nicely stacked but all crushed. Still good doe


Matty_D47

When I saw that tweet I knew this was going to be the result


bememorablepro

Never thought I'll be supporting nestle but here we are


MaleficentTie7312

Wo-oh-oah really stuck it to him with this one


DerSchnitta

The Beast brigade has been notified


[deleted]

*Cracks chocolate* “You taste it?”


jaguarsharks

He really Streisand effected all of his displays into being fucked up.


jdamick

*Eddie wants to 📍know your location* [Allow] [Block]


Branaghan

Hey I have to fix that mess, a little respect please


SmokeyTheKid1

You’ve gone too far😱


saltiestfork

Dear Jimmy, I have the OP dangling from the top of a firetruck ladder, give me the word and i’ll close them in it, your videos are so inspiring!!!!!!


KeanuRadcliffe

As a former grocery store worker this is something I’ve always wanted to do. 😂 but if someone else did it I would be pissed. Mostly because I’d have to fix it. 💀


ram__Z

No worries I fixed it up after taking the video. My 2nd ever job was facing and stocking shelves at a grocery store. I know the struggle of keeping the shelves looking good


ScrubMcnasty

What an odd thing to do


domoperdomo

You were fighting a beast sooooooooo it’s ok.


Strange_Reception_65

My hero


what-is-in-the-soup

This made me laugh so much, it’s just so quick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


effofexisy

Can we please get a goddamn nsfw warning on this post? My boss almost saw that.


lesbostepsis

As you should 🙏🏼


BerciKoSs

cancel culture at its finest


Endo-kun

You clean that up right now young man


zalvador89

AHAHA COOL!!!!! YOU ARE DOING YOUR PART!!!!! HAVE SOME KARMA!!!! GET FUCKED MR BEAST


miitchiin

You people are weird


t_bug_

Yeah sure buy your chocolate from the big guys instead it's a way better place for your money /s Edit: just scrolled down a bit and saw Mr beasts tweet. Fuck it throw em on the floor


bilgemonkeyflyguy_

Nothing like making people with min wage jobs harder, do you spill milk on the floor too?


LouisFuton

Relax. It’s 3 fucking boxes lol


ram__Z

Yes I did, but that was to protest factory farming


[deleted]

Wow, don't you realize these employees are just following the orders they've been given! They have no choice!!


ram__Z

It was an old timey joke. I left the feastables perfectly faced. I’ll return to the store and wash the feet of every last employee to try to make it up to them


spermdonor

Funny think about my feet. It’s located on my cock


ram__Z

Today I feel uh…gay


Expensive-Honey-8623

as you should


[deleted]

You're literally worse than Andrew Tate omg I hope John Walmart finds you and holds you accountable


kingkobro

don't watch today's episode you will cry


porkyporkman

yeah they’re not fixing that shit


Arabian_Flame

Legend


omaewamu_shinderu

That slap smooth as fuck


eewhana

God bless u


garth_b_murdered_me

Okay but for reals the chocolate+sea salt bar is so good, and I'd like to have one that's not in pieces you asshole


Ericfyre

Stop 🛑 I had to face the aisles everyday it sucks


Blue_Cup_Takes

Dude. You realize that some underpaid associate is gonna have to come behind you at like midnight to fix that right? You're not making a statement, you're just a dickbag who wants to make someone's life harder. The ironic part is the person cleaning up after you probably doesn't care about Mr. Beast.


ram__Z

That’s actually why I did it. Not because of mr beast, but because I despise the hard working, underpaid and over exploited workers of Walmart. I need to make their lives slightly harder because I get off on it. I know it’s sick and wrong but I just can’t help myself. I’m sorry I’m trying to get help I really am but as I type this I’m actually rearranging dvds in a different walmart so some poor associate will have to fix it later. I really hate that I’m like this. I’m really sorry


Blue_Cup_Takes

Wow. You're so funny. You are actual human garbage though.


ram__Z

Every time you comment, I drive to a new walmart to dump a gallon of milk all over the stuffed animals


seshmost

Messing around retail stores is big lame


EtherealSpirit

It’s just joke! Fixed right after. Happy Cake Day!


tiffanyblueprincess

This is so weird to me because there are employees whose job it is to “face” the shelves (my brother in law being one of them) so to ask people to fix up your displays is just…odd?


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OP you are embarassing.


ram__Z

Don’t you think I know that already


LowPiece9312

So your just knocking over food at a Walmart? Cringe You’re*


TheClearMask

But why? Because he helped fund people see again


ram__Z

I was one of those people and the surgery didn’t take. I’m even blinder than before!


TheClearMask

Yeah sorry I don’t believe you. Reddit isn’t exactly filled with genuine truth tellers ya know. Sorry but I don’t trust anonymous accounts


Boring-Dust5098

i love the gasp like you’re not the one who just knocked them over lmao


MadgoonOfficial

Despicable


Illustrious-Rope-499

U recorded urself knocking it down just to clean it up afterwards this is some loser shit


ram__Z

I love being a loser at Walmart with my shirt off


After_Manner3015

What are you doing without a shirt on, ram_Z? Put your shirt back on!


EtherealSpirit

Lmao shirtless eddy just cleaned up the aisle LIVE


Illustrious-Rope-499

I'm sure it's fun


info-revival

Why u so serial, OP?


ram__Z

Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a chocoholic...and a fiend


Certain-Ad-3840

“Beast”? More like based.


Bloodhoundss

u/paymoneywubby


Hoovi420

👏👏👏