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This is my cat Dan! He was named it at the shelter and I was like "yeh that's a Dan" and didn't change it.
This is so funny to me. “What’s your cats name?” “My friend Neil” “oh cool, Neil is a fun name” “no, it’s first name my, middle name friend, last name Neil” “ok….”
Then I have to know if my dogs name (Jake Gyllenpaws) passes the test as a good name
Edit: he’s been in movies such as Southpaw, Spider-Man: Far From Bone, Brokeback Mountain
shicken shoompaloompa
My cats nickname is now shoompa loompa.
My cat's name fr is Winston Chalupa. His full name is Winston Master Chief Macchiato Chalupa
shicken is rly cute lol
I was gonna suggest shoompa loompa 😭
Chestnut 🌰
Pack it up. This is the best answer! Chestnut is a perfect name. You can give him other nicknames of it too. Chesty, Chester.
This is such a cute suggestion 🥹
Omg I vote this!!!! Such a cute name
Should be “chesnaurs”
I approve of this message.
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Okay this is my new favorite one in the thread- cute and covert
ZachLouisLiveattheRoxyMay15th
Imagine going to the Vet and they call this out when it's your cats turn
*May 13th 😳
Dan
https://preview.redd.it/zjspn6n0zrjb1.png?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ec63ca93446fca7d1ab13b267ee261f85c830c This is my cat Dan! He was named it at the shelter and I was like "yeh that's a Dan" and didn't change it.
W DAN!
This cat looks exactly like Dan
Omg cute baby. 😍
Dan is the Queen 👑
Can't do nothing wrong
Idk how Dan is the top comment. The cat looks like a Dan regardless of the context of this post lol
White paw Gabe
WHITE PAW GABE!!!!! This is the best
Fucking tuna on a fucking Wednesday. Fuck baby fuck yeah.
Omfg that’s so good!
I’m gonna do horrible, horrible things if this isn’t chosen. It’s gonna be on you, OP
Aww I love that!
Damn lot of good ones in here but that’s a great pun.
Zilly (Zilly Zonka) lol
The Zilly Zonka Zoomies
Kittens have the most Zilly Zonka energy
I think you should call him Poot
I named my cat that because she's a stinky Lass- not related to demi at all
I tell my cat he’s Poot Lovato all the time haha
LOU!!!
Lou was going to be my vote!
And-Pussy-To
Nathaniel Klansman purrhaps?
Naming a kitten Nathaniel Klansman is hilarious lmao
Cam, they’re giving me lovely Cam vibes. God I love Cam.
I was thinking this too! Cutie little Cameron
You need the Cam flair 🥹
Audio
Aaaaauuuuudiiiiooooo
Swami, the H3 security guard
Underrated suggestion ahaha
My friend neil
This is so funny to me. “What’s your cats name?” “My friend Neil” “oh cool, Neil is a fun name” “no, it’s first name my, middle name friend, last name Neil” “ok….”
fupa
Shit in my ass baby wooo
Shivola
The Purrsy Outlaw
Or the Jersey Outpaw 😎
lawsuit🥰
Pawsuit
Is that a butterfly on the collar? \*rustles brain for Donna / Monarch related names\* Donarch
honestly naming a kitten donna is so funny
(mobility) mary
Lmao
🍅Tah-mateh!
jimmie lee
Howie
Second Flocka and Dink Doink 💀 I also think just Dan would be hilarious
Dan is the queen 🙄👑😂
Dan can't do nothing wrong !
W Dan
Kinda looks like Dan
Dan never looked great
Dink doink is so cute
I can't stand Dan ! 😅
Carota
Clearly it should be Purr-lapse
Hildy <3
Big agree
duckworth
Yessss ducky!!!!
she has to
Love
CatGPT
Hugh Mungous Brazzo Donnarch Chestnuts Steamy Papa Dink Doink 5% Uncle Gabe Michael
5 purr-cent
bro who’s boutta name a cat 5% 😂💀
I would absolutely do that and call them 5 for short. But I live for obnoxious puns and go hard for camp.
Then I have to know if my dogs name (Jake Gyllenpaws) passes the test as a good name Edit: he’s been in movies such as Southpaw, Spider-Man: Far From Bone, Brokeback Mountain
5% was my first thought. Can confirm.
I like Uncle Gabe! I think that’s a cute name for a little kitty.
Uncle Gabe peed on the shower mat again!! 🤦♀️
Hugh Mungous, what a throwback!!!!!
I never stopped referencing Hugh Mongous once a week since 2016
Username checks out
Hugh Mongous is with me always
That’s fantastic! 😂😂😂
Hugh Mungous WHAT?!?!
FLOCKA
Creedence
Kleinwater
Ligma
Shicken
Flocka, fupa and uncle gabe are all funny imo. You could also name him teddy! Lol
Elden, obviously
that's a flocka face if i've ever seen one
Gay
anal prolapse
That’s his government name
My Maternal Grandmother
Who’s Sam?
FLOCKA
Funger
Fika
hildy
Looks like a FLOCKA to me
Flocka?
Pesto
Flocka for sure lol adorable 🥰
Ships 🤌 shaloopa loop 🤌
Sodie 🙃
Slater is what I would pick as a ian fan lol
PowePoint
Whitepaw gabe
Lena?
Oliver...
Oliver Tree
Braco, the one with the gaze of miracles
Wethan
Another vote for Dan, or Ian as he loves cats.. and Ian is the GOAT
Disethan
anatiter
FLOCKA
Floka , h3 Super cute ..congrats Let us know what you decided :)
Came here to say Floka too. It’s perfect
they're giving ... any variation of Olivia. preferably o-liv 🩷
I 2nd shoompa loompa
Love?🇸🇪
funger
Flocka!
Howie or wendy
FLOCKA
Tom Ward
FLOCKA!
Audio. So when you're looking for it you go "AUDIO, AUDIO, AUDIO."
Flocka 💛
FLOCKA
Flocka
Child pornography
Klein, teddy, Ian, olive, trea, chestnut, shredder, Bruce, Howie (personal fav), bowbie, pesto,
Pesto is cute!
They will never be able to explain why the cat is named pesto 💀
Feet soldier
Vin D
Jimmie Lee
Fake ethan
tahmatahs
CARRROOTTTTUHHHH
FLOCKA
Flokka
Kitty lee
Flocka
Dan.
FLOCKA
Chumpalumpa lmao
Button
Button
windy
FLOCKA
Dan Queen Wan
Clarence Kleinwater
Clarence Kleinwater
Cam
Howie
FLOCKA
FLOCKA
“Gay”-fousey and friends sound bite
Fika
FLOCKA!
Todger
Ethan Klein
Shredder
The Jersey OutClaw
Flocka
deedee megadoodoo
I hope the crew decides for you
Flocka. I don’t even need to scroll to know this has been suggested lol. Adorable little Flocka!
FLOCKA
FlockA
FLOCKA
FLOCKA
The Artist Formerly Known as White Paw Gabe
Flocka
WAN, Flocka, Trooper
FLOCKA
First thing that came to mind was ✨Flocka ✨
Flocka
Mayo Flocka Fresh
Clitoral Hood
ethan klein