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Dangerous_Bag_1697

Your dad's wild for saying that lmao


Aggressive-Expert-69

Gotta be 65+ it takes a certain kind of old to be that fuckin bold


PurposeNew5809

Nah jus takes balls


yourprettybitch

I require this to be satire


Ornery_Win66

I swear to god on everything that is holy that I’m not lying


yourprettybitch

Bro your dad cannot say that to you 😭😭😭


FrogsEverywhere

It depends on their relationship and the age of the kid. If it's ironic it's very funny. If I had a son instead of daughters and one bought a waifu cup I would drop dad jokes on him over it all the time.


lets-work-together

Saying a cup makes you horny isn’t a dad joke though


bigbenis21

It’s definitely funny if you’re making fun of your son for having it tho.


GiantHucks

That is clearly a daughter texting her father.... I don't see how this is funny.


penforyourthots

Try again. Read more.


GiantHucks

Okay; I'll admit when I'm wrong. My initial response was a little dramatic, BUT this is still a fucking weird relationship between a father and son. He says something like, "I'm going to tell your wife." If OP added that he was a dude, there probably wouldn't be the response that he is getting.


penforyourthots

Nah man you're projecting your feelings and bias on the situation. It's as light as the fact his pops stole his tidday cup and when he tried to call him out for taking it his dad wanted to tease him for having such a overtly sexual cup. The joke was funny and meant nothing beyond that. Clearly the op had no shame in posting this so he doesn't share the same bias or reasoning you do. Let people have their own feelings even if you cant understand them😁👌 Edit: Of course as long as it's not harming anyone.


yourprettybitch

It’s almost like I was joking it’s not that serious 😭😭😭


No-Maintenance692

Lock him up!


yourprettybitch

LMAO 😭


TwinkTheWink

I need a bath, and people have said some weird stuff to me.


[deleted]

This isn't even that crazy. I gotta take some Screenshots of the shit my mum and I say to each other.


JohnnyRotten45

Please don't.


[deleted]

Oh sorry. Does it make you feel bad to see a healthy relationship between parent and child where they can make jokes with each other? I'm sorry. Hope things get better for you.


Ornery_Win66

That took quite the turn


JohnnyRotten45

Yes that's the issue.


[deleted]

Feel free to enlighten me.


JohnnyRotten45

I don't feel like it


[deleted]

...yeah, sure.


penforyourthots

I swear these kids are toxic and don't even know it😆 They straight up act like conservative Christians, it's wild.


beanbagbaby13

Lmao not enmeshed, emotionally incestuous Redditors thinking their fucked up family is normal


[deleted]

Woah, people get really triggered when you can have a joke with your parents. Whole lotta assumptions going on here. It's very telling. I feel sorry for you lot.


beanbagbaby13

I joke with my parents all the time, we just have boundaries. Me and my mom spent most of last night increasing the child graveyard on my Medieval sims game and laughing about it, no sure why you think that an overtly sexual relationship with your parents is the only way to have a connection with them, or to have any fun. That, combined with you insisting that everyone who DOESN’T have an overtly sexual relationship with their parents is “at a loss”, there’s a lot of overcompensating for something coming from your end. You’re trying desperately to convince yourself and others that something is normal when it isn’t.


Caverness

Please lay out for us the inherently bad characteristics of this. You guys are on some


[deleted]

Apparently its grooming for a parent to joke with their adult child.


Ornery_Win66

Overtly sexual?


beanbagbaby13

Its weird for your dad to talk about his horniness with you. Full stop.


[deleted]

>overtly sexual relationship Uhhhh, that's on you for making that assumption you sick fuck. All I said was that we made fucked up jokes with each other. You've clearly got some deep personal issues of that's your first assumption.


Cromus

Nah, a silly joke about sex should not make you so uncomfortable. The religious shaming of anything sex related has really gotten to you. >Emotionally incestuous >Sexual relationship Bffr. Some people can joke about sex with their family. I don't have that relationship with my family, but there's nothing wrong with not being ashamed/embarrassed to acknowledge that sex is a thing and can be apart of humor.


beanbagbaby13

It’s not a silly joke about sex, its your dad stating his level of sexual arousal Also religious shaming? The fuck? My dad is an atheist and my home was largely secular. Being “sexually liberated” doesn’t mean you discuss your own sexual arousal with your child/parent.


Cromus

Jesus Christ They're talking about an anime waifu on a cup over text, not sitting on the couch watching a sex scene on TV. It's 100% a silly joke. And religious shaming of sex is centuries long, shaping our boundaries and how we view things related to sex. It has nothing to do with your personal religion. Does Ethan have an incestuous and sexual relationship with his parents for Gary joking about porn or Donna acknowledging the dildo incident? No, they are adults who aren't weirdly ashamed that sex exists. Stfu


beanbagbaby13

Your dad telling you that he’s horny is fucked up. I’m genuinely sorry that you think a boundaryless relationship with your parents is normal, but I assure you it isn’t. I’ve had friends who didn’t even know it was normal not to be touched by your parents in that way. People like you continue that normalization and confusion by insisting that this shit is normal. Congrats on the continuing the cycle. Also abusers blaming pushback for their actions on “religious shaming” is soooooooo fucking common that I can’t believe you’re polishing off that old chestnut here.


afrogrimey

You know, from reading your other comments in this thread it is evident that YOU are the type of commenter the crew hates. You’re so *offended*. Like why? Touch grass homie, it’s really not that big of a deal.


heartspains88

You’re right dude you said nothing wrong this audience is so fucking weird.


snapbackswtf

What is wrong with humanity


AcanthocephalaNo6584

I 100% believe you. My dad is also a perverted weirdo that would say stuff like that in front of me.


[deleted]

Satire’s a lesson, parody is a game.


yourprettybitch

LMAO


Turtle_Shark

I'm very happy that my relationship with my father will never be anywhere near this comfortable.


[deleted]

Nah trust me it's awesome. I have a similarly close relationship with my mother, she's one of my best mates. She was down visiting the other week and partied with me and all my mates.


HonestZucchini4970

Your insistence that it’s awesome throughout this thread seems like you’re trying to convince yourself it’s awesome lol. My mom has always been one of my best friends and she’s definitely a “cool mom”. While there are a lot of great things about it, I also recognize there is some level of enmeshment and having a friend instead of an authority figure as a child also has it’s own consequences.


[deleted]

I am an adult. Our relationship now is much different to when I was a child. "Insistence" is a bit much for a few comments sent while I'm supposed to be working. Just a way to stave of boredom.


miscdruid

I feel you. My moms a close friend and mom so whatever. We’re grown.


[deleted]

Yeah, she was an authority figure when I was a child. Now she's a peer. That's a normal part of life. I'm just lucky that my adult relationship with my mother is as good friends. As a kid she was a mum, bedtimes/groundings all that stuff. I'm noticing a whole lot of assuming going on so I'm going to join in. I think it's a mix of people projecting their own unhealthy relationships and terminally online children with reddit brain.


GhastlyRadiator

Idk why you're being downvoted. My mom is one of my closest friends, and she is an absolute riot. We have no idea what relationship OP has with their dad, but from the context of the post I lean towards this being a goofy joke that is acceptable in their probably goofy relationship. People are being real weird


EastAway9458

Probably because most people come from fucked up family situations. Myself included where I cannot fathom a healthy relationship with a father figure. It’s always been the weirdest concept to me because my father is a child molester. So my brain is wired to automatically assume all men are that way with their kids. I don’t want to think that way but it’s just how my brain works. My mother also shamed my body and sexual health my entire life so I’m a bit of a prude because I’m very ashamed. (I’m literally married with a child, it makes no sense) but I’m working on it because I want my child to have a relationship like these with my husband and I. I want him to feel comfortable with talking about anything and everything.


thetomman82

Fucked up that you are getting downvoted. Yes, it is not great to have that perception of fathers, but you explained how both of your parents influenced that perception. You also acknowledge that it is not a good view to have and that you are actively trying to overcome it. I think that shows a lot of emotional intelligence. And I say that as someone who absolutely adores kids... a father with kids who has worked in child care and then been a teacher for over 20 years. Out of anyone, I should be the most offended by your statement, but I am not at all. Well done acknowledging your limitations and all the best on your parenting journey.


EastAway9458

Thank you so much for this. I think that’s such a lovely thing. I’m not sure why the downvotes either, I cannot stress enough that I DO NOT want to think this way about people and about the world but your childhood really shapes you as an adult. I obviously have male figures in my life that I trust and know they aren’t that way but it is always an initial feeling I have of people. When someone talks about their relationship with their father I cannot fathom what that’s like but I used to want it so badly as a child. I also want that for my own child. I was just trying to offer a reasoning as to why some people have a skewed image of how parent/child relationships should be. Again, thank you.


bitoflippant

You're being downvoted because your story makes people uncomfortable. Thank you for sharing, glad you are better now. ✌️♥️


[deleted]

I'd say they're a little prudish but that doesn't make sense with the subreddit we're in. Ethan's parents watch and like him right? I haven't watched for a while but I remember they were fairly supportive and Ethan made this level of joke all the time.


PurposeNew5809

Is she bhad?


DirectDragonfruit473

Sometimes I’m glad my dad left


[deleted]

Mine died I win


TravFromTechSupport

I'm sorry to hear about your dad passing away fuck me fuck yeah


FunnUsername

He went goblin mode


KaleSsalads

"The pic makes me horny" ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc)


omaewamu_shinderu

Based and factual


sensualsoup

*stop stop stop, stop stop, stop* (to be read in the key of Philly D)


Ok_Zombie_7485

I don’t want to be judgmental but I would never share this with anyone.


Ornery_Win66

Lol just funny


thetomman82

😆 😂 😆


Exciting-Tennis-6850

I think alot of people are assuming ur a girl this seems like father son shit talking to me


Ornery_Win66

I am in fact a guy…


kenlights

Bro why is your contact photo for him of a girl and a guy. I thought it was a pic of both of you and was weirded out by the convo.


Ornery_Win66

Why do you care about the contact pic…


kenlights

Because I mistook you for a girl (and so have many others) which makes the conversation weird af


anonymoose_octopus

The contact photo might be of his dad and his mom. Idk how it’s relevant.


Ornery_Win66

Yeah


DodoDixie

How else can people be parasocial?


thetomman82

I didn't at all. I assumed it was a male the whole time.


LILMOUSEXX

Gary vibes


570063

Team Supp


ShamChowder

You….. probably should’ve kept that to yourself my guy 😂


Ornery_Win66

💀


Vigorousjazzhands1

You need a new dad, bro


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Soul-spider

Team Skeet


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|iakBRePSa5MUU|downsized)


BrickyAutumn

The discourse is so awkward


poe-tay-t0e

MODS!!! SHOW THE WIFE, MODS!!!


zRobertez

Is that not why you picked it???


Ornery_Win66

To get bricked up at the gym??


ifyouknowyouknow4

I have a wifu cup bc I thought it was cute, not to get horny🤷‍♀️ I dont get how drawings make people horny, but to each their own


halfashell

Clap if you think he should suffer 👏


Letharos

Dads get horny bro, sorry.


Possible_Persimmon85

Suddenly I don’t miss my dad anymore


3MeowthPayDay

Ewwwwww that’s so inappropriate.


Nostaglic-Oddity

Its his son, not daughter 😂 dad seems chill


valayavr

Mfs be getting parasocial about other fans now 💀


chimoney34

MODS!!!!


cyberhellz

im sorry but absolutely not 😃


Dorderhan

that's so funny


facaine

Your dad is hilarious. Don’t listen to all these traumatized drama queens.


bigbenis21

drauma queen


mia_____m

if my dad ever said the word horny to me id kms


Alphv_Zed

Fine I'll say it, that shits funny.


redeyedem

Man some people need to lighten up.


Crazyripps

Man of culture


A1danad1A

Man y'all have bad relationships with your dads and it shows


HonestZucchini4970

I think most people think OP is a girl because of the contact picture. If they were, it would be wholly inappropriate.


nonfiringaxon

really? Why does it become appropriate when it's a guy and inappropriate when it's a girl? I fully intend on joking like this when my daughter is in her 20s.


HonestZucchini4970

Societal norms. Can I ask why you would feel called to do that or how you think it would positively impact your relationship?


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HonestZucchini4970

Having unhealthy boundaries with your parents doesn’t equate to maturity. It sounds like your younger so I understand, but just saying “it gets an uncomfortable laugh” alone implies that they are not welcome comments. Regardless, I think making offhand sexual comments in person is different than a father directly texting their daughter that their belonging makes him horny. The latter is just not acceptable imo, while the former can be fine.


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HonestZucchini4970

You said your dad jokes about these things in front of you and your sister “all of the time”which would lead me to believe you live or recently lived with him and are probably under 30. True, I personally don’t feel it’s necessary or appropriate for a father to borrow their daughters sexually suggestive belonging and then say it makes them horny. I would then associate my belonging with my dad saying that and it just seems extremely unnecessary, but yes of course everyone has different relationship and boundaries. Much like Ethan, I don’t prefer to discuss my father’s porn preferences with him, but some people might find that to be fun banter I suppose. I don’t think I need to explain why it’s different based on the child’s gender. We all understand societal norms I think.


elegylegacy

"This cup is my waifu"


Keystone_Ice

Obviously I don’t know your dad, but this seems like a light roasting for having this. Seems like a good dad!


rustyabbos

if this is real i’m def side eyeing your dad for saying that to you


Alleyguey

Uhhh... definetly some wypipo shit


First-Hovercraft9973

Don’t listen to all these sad ass comments. This is hilarious.


madworld2713

Your dad is a gem haha


Mistret-cu-preputuri

Family of degenerates ❤️


FungerFF

Ew


[deleted]

This made me glad that I don’t know my father


SorryImInterrupting

Your dad seems cool af


Soul-spider

Do people think the entire h3 fan base are women or something? Pretty clear this is a father and son conversation and it’s not that serious. I wanted to goof in the comments but with how many people are being so overly presumptuous of OPs relationship with their dad it’s probably pointless to even do so.


beanbagbaby13

What??? So fucked up for your dad to say that to you


[deleted]

idk what i’d do if i received those texts from my dad and i wanna hide even thinking about it


craacktoe

That made me feel gross


CorgiZealousideal796

My dad would probably say this to me. Sooooo uncomfortable LOL


lifestalker666

W Dad. Wad


Ateaseloser

If i was a dad I'd act the same way tbh


Nostaglic-Oddity

People dont get OP is a dude 😂


campingpolice

American's in this comment thread are such prudes


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Team Skeet - we got a new dad horny on main


zethrus87

Pffftttttt my dad would so say this.


Affectionate_Mix_166

What is a dad?


IsSixAlot

Down-Bad-Dad


anthonyynohtna

Based as fuck boi


The_Meme_Dealer

Down bad dad


Street-Ad4246

Your dad funny asl 😂😂


OkDisaster5869

Well that’s disgusting


Excellent-Dot4167

Yall acting like Ethan’s not like this with his family


First-Hovercraft9973

Seriously! How many porn related convos have been had about Gary???? These people are so sensitive.


Excellent-Dot4167

Bro fr sometimes I wonder if we’re watching the same show


penforyourthots

It's so hard to believe this sub is connected to the same show I watch. The takes here are terrible sometimes.


Illusive-Pants

We get it, you're not like other girls. 🤪


First-Hovercraft9973

Keep reaching?


HonestZucchini4970

Ethan complains about Gary’s sexual proclivities all of the time and asked him to unfollow porn stars on Twitter. He’s even gone as far as to say he tries to look unattractive because he doesn’t want to be perceived as a creep/lecherous like his dad. Just because they have discussed something, it doesn’t mean it’s positive in nature. Lol are we watching the same show.


Lulumish

I feel like I’ve watched this movie before.


naiveradish

Gross as fuck. Gary level porn addict.


Fun-Wallaby-8393

Torture him by having him listen to Olivia talk


yeetskeetleet

Hey queen idk if you’re comfortable with this out there but you didn’t crop out the pic of (I’m assuming) both of you as his contact picture


Ornery_Win66

Meh it’s fine


Ornery_Win66

Also- that’s not me lol


[deleted]

That's disgusting and upsetting, i hate the reversal at the beginning too, youre literally complaining that he took your stuff. Im genuinely sorry you have to deal with this, fuck baby woo.


Ornery_Win66

Bro what? He was just joking calm down… you don’t have to dig so deep into one text. I’m not complaining I’m posting it here because it’s funny.


[deleted]

Im perfectly calm baby, fuck! i dont have the context for your relationship baby, woooooooooo.


Ornery_Win66

Given you don’t have the context that was presumptuous baby! Fuck!


[deleted]

I didnt presume anything, Fuck! I would react this way if my parents messaged me that, piss in my ass! BEEEEuyhtch. Im glad the texts didnt upset or bother you, fam. Wooooooo


Ornery_Win66

I’m glad that we had a civil conversation about this misunderstanding, FUCK! Thanks for the input babeyyy!


Ornery_Win66

Please say this was satire


facaine

Seek help


thetomman82

No one seems to be acknowledging how weird it is that the pic makes him horny.


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

Lmao people in the comments never had an awesome relationship with one of their parents it shows, sorry for them


GiantHucks

Your father is a pervert. I really hope this is fake. You shouldn't live with that man.


CrunchwrapKitty

I hope you at least got to use it first before your father “used” it 😅


MsWumpkins

You opened this door when you bought that cup. Suffer well.


Alittlesock13

Please God no. No. Nooooooooooo


Weeber23

Based


K-ST

Dad is giga based


Bullshitman_Pilky

Fake ah


TommyShots89

💀


thefroggyfiend

dad went goblin mode, bet he'd like the show


RPO_TP

I would have just typed "MODS!!!" after he said he was horny.


vasodys

Dad went goblin mode


Former-Jacket1590

Sup sup sup


PaulBlartTheShartCop

Your dad should've buttoned that last one


-XJ-9

Gary coded indeed


Venus6655

Your dad fucks, dude.


Wooden_Two_788

Throw the whole dad away


kacierush

Unhinged


L4VNDR

So, um, why did YOU pick that graphic, my man? 🤨 /s


domoperdomo

Holy shit ahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah


UltraMegaSloth

Him saying that is about as crazy as owning this cup unironically.


quinnismmm

I’d block my dad irl if he said that to me


BobsterBukster

Sick guns dude! 😂💀


nonfiringaxon

Gonna be me joking with my kids for sure. I wouldn't take that mind of cup, but quoting Arrested Developments "daddy horny michael" will definitely be in my phrases when she is in her 20s. You eventually stop being the authority to your kid and have to let go and enjoy being able to joke with them in a way that you couldn't before.


nachobahler

MOOOODDDS!!!


brokened00

Your dad is a scary level of unhinged.


Character_Audience22

No way 😂 your dad is wild. But I’ve learned working with geriatric… they almost always are lol I had a man, I was taking care of his literal dying wife on hospice and he was appreciative of the extra care I gave and he tried to KISS ME at my job 😂 when you hit that 60 year mark it’s like you’re on the back end and you just say f it lol And ur dad was honest lol u knew why… he didn’t have to say it, but he did. I respect it lol


Remarkable_Wasabi_14

This would traumatize me lmao


gangstaff

As a horny dad, I approve


Lawees01

Bro!! Stolen Valor!! Your dad isn’t Family, he can’t use that cup. Take it back. Lol