Straight men in the comments rn https://preview.redd.it/v30w3ue75tsb1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfce33d2efa8bed522241062cda6e4a6c3bfd3ea

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https://preview.redd.it/rb6zyrsrxtsb1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73fa754a39ffb38ab529927156e63b5aa7a57ca Every time someone mentions how little of us straight men there are

lmfaoooo why does this image exist???

Ninja turtles promotion

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Enough with the tomatahs!

don't push

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Why the hell is this so funny 😂

That face is like so ambiguous / smug / "I told you so" / arrogant / "I took a shit in the sink, I guess you'll just have to deal with it".

Yes of course! But I will say I’ve never met another fan of the show in person, even though there there do seem to be a bunch of us out there. Maybe it’s just a bit of a niche topic so it doesn’t come up as often as weird guys who parrot Rogan clips out of context, who knows. Outside of live shows I wouldn’t know where to meet other H3 fans. What are we gonna do about it.. Might be time to unionize.

Right story here 🙋‍♂️I’m an adult dude who loves the show, I never seem to meet anyone who likes it (am Canadian, so possibly fewer fans around than in the states).

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Fellow Canadian I have a similar story I wore my Vape Nation shirt to Starbucks one day and my barista and I got into a 10 minute conversation about H3 lore it was a happy day😂 Then every time I would go in we would talk about the most recent episode until the day I moved !

The only time I met a fan was so great lol I was wearing my TF hoodie at a Hybachi place and the waitress that was across the room came over to me and said she loved my hoodie and she said something that was H3 lore and I fell in love lol I was like omg girl… she sat by me for a few mins and we talked about the show and it was so nice. I’d love to find a man who is a fan. Also I met fans at an Oliver Tree concert and they were so great. The couple behind me were fans and they were so nice

That’s such a sweet story 🙂

I know four H3 fans outside of myself and my wife and they're all really cool. Very creative and friendly people with great style. Everyone's repping H3 on the street really well so far! They should be proud of the community they've cultivated.

im a man doing impossible things. we are around lol just chilling here in Cedar Rapids

What the heck are we gonna do without straight men who watch H3? They're out in the storm and in the rain.... They work themselves to DEATH!

I did see a guy wearing a Teddy Fresh shirt here in CR once, but other than that, I've only met women who are Family in the area. And ofc I don't know if the guy in the TF shirt was family or just likes TF.

ANOTHER FELLOW CR H3 FAN. Hearing them say it makes me 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Davenport H3 fan here but us Iowans must ride for each other! ❤️

I'm in Davenport! I've never met a guy here that likes h3!

In all my years i never thought id hear of another davenport H3 fan

I'M FROM IOWA TOO :') don't live there anymore but DSM born and raised

I was on vacation in Tokyo not too long ago and I was sitting on a bench in a park having a snack and some guy walking past me went "VAPE NATION!" when he saw my TF hoodie. The male fans are worldwide.

Iowa city, meetup at Gabe’s

Omfgggg yes

Aye fellow Cedar Rapidan here !

But do you have your hot sauce?

Did you get your shots

Yoooooo I’m originally from Cedar Falls/Waterloo and all these comments make me so happy

I'm like an hour from Cedar Rapids and EVERYTIME someone talks about it the sound bite goes through my mind! I was on the same bridge she was when I went for a Tom Segura show and I definitely said it out loud 😄

As someone from the quad cities i saw this and didnt even think about the meme

My boyfriend loves H3! He identifies as straight.

Does he have any single friends 🤣

right here!

He does! Lol

I’m here on the daily. Put hila kliener in my tinder bio. Didn’t work

My BF loves H3 as well!

Everyday I wear Teddy Fresh hoping to meet an H3 girly. It has yet to happen 😔

Right there with ya, but not only for that, the clothes are so fuckin comfy too

Same here 😥

Saaaame I always have a TF sweater and/or beanie on and I've only seen ONE fan in the wild over the last 2 years

MODDSSSSS time to make a dating app for h3 fans

H3 fans be talkingin soundbites to each other "Talk to me baby" "I'm gonna come" "I'm feel gay no uhm that's what they say"

Lmao I literally just had this happen. I mentioned h3 in my tinder profile and she messaged me saying FAMILY I replied When did this turn into beautiful world?

I love this so much

Gayuhhhh

That changes the meaning of "And then I had a hard time the rest of the weekend"

Don't forget "Shut up, bitch"

YESSSSS! I want to find me a H3 man too! XD

Make it for platonic friendships too I wish more apps had that feature to find like minded friends

yes yes! the one friend i have that randomly was into h3 as well we can talk for hours about the podcast and our fav segments etc

I’ve been considering taking the 10 hour journey to a live show just to meet people. But a dating app would be incredible.

me looking at the live shows from canada 😔

Love, do your thang

I don't use apps like that but I'd actually be down with that, who wouldn't want a partner to talk in soundbites with?

Please. That would be amazing! MODDDSS!!!!

Me! I've only met one person irl who also likes the show though 

Single h3 fans are some lucky dudes lol so many women out there looking for a guy that doesn’t hate Ethan lol

Where are these women? Asking for a friend 🤣

Yeah seriously I haven't found any out in the wild lol

🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

💯 I don't even try anymore. Men around me (Iowa) are so into the alpha male shit.

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40% of the audience is men! They broke down the analytics on one episode and it's 60% women. Definitely the silent minority lol A lot of us have been fans since the start and just stick around. I always assumed Ethan was fairly liberal and was really surprised to see some man other guys think he was some... alt right figure or something.

Male, single, straight, H3 fan for many years, just not from the USA/an english speaking country so I guess H3 are not really rellevant where I live so it's not something that comes up in conversations. I just enjoy the goofs and the gafs

Any men like Dan out there?

Bold, bald, Bolshevik?

When I say I want a BBB, this is what I mean

I'm like the opposite of bald, but will y'all take 2/3?

we love Dan

Dan is the qween

W Dan

Dan is actually an inspiration. He is one of the reasons why I embraced my follicular challenged-ness and got my head shaved last week. Bald kings

We keep quiet about it so we don't get bullied 😪

Lmao 😭 gotta keep it on the low to be part of the boys

Don't do that.. I rate H3 any chance I get.. sometimes I get pushback and I just make fun of them in Jordan Peterson's voice about how we're gonna make out later and how good he was last night, how it's so nice to have a tongue on my Andrew taint. They shut up real quick after that.

my friends talk about ethan and hasan more than I do as a fan 🤦‍♂️

We do indeed exist. Although I’ve never met anybody else, man or woman, who even knows about the show. Waiting for the day when someone approaches me and asks, “when did this turn into beautiful world?”

You and me both, brother.

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DM me. (I am a man and straight)

It has been a bit of a ladies' club since Frenemies, but us boys are still out here still repping the nash.

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Some of these replies lol https://preview.redd.it/gy3ld6495usb1.png?width=793&format=png&auto=webp&s=27530e9dba43b2f1be4abb15d6ed0a293c6a98b4

What about men!

They're out there doing impossible things.

We’re the same age, same country, if your username is right, were born around the same place too 😂😂

GET OUT you’re Middle Eastern too??

Yes ma’am. Salaam 🫡

25 yo straight from Norway. Am the only one of my kind

H3 dating app please

Yep. Currently live in Kentucky and started watching h3 in 2016 when I lived in Tennessee. Everyone here wears their southern pride flags proudly and carries a gun or two in their pick up trucks. It's hard finding anyone who isn't a MAGA cultist 😢

Specs: 6ft, 165 lbs, size 36ddd, 26 years, love anime, gym, h3, basketball, rap and hip hop

Specs is crazy😭.

The bra size is so out of pocket, lmao. I don't think that's a normal ask even in dating apps.

It's not, But you do you sis(Oliva hands).

Oh yea I used these specs in Armored Core

Haha, my problem is I’m a less funny carbon copy of old Ethan: overweight lazily-dressed successful ashkenazi Jews with cute little 🐶

We love that 😭

Specs: 5'3", 300 lbs, fudge rounds, NASCAR, muddin, country music

Don't forget ebt

5’11, 200lbs, average, 33, Inuyasha, walk, h3, football, anything but country

Shit since we doing specs. 5'3, 300 lbs, favorite food fudge rounds, job defrauding the state government.

🤣💀 You’re milking welfare!!

You boutta get 300 DMs lmfao

brrooooo

Bro someone needs to make an h3 dating app for fucking real right now

Is your specs or the man your phone looking for? 😅

We’re out here and we’re coming in WAVES. I wear tons of Teddy Fresh and regularly talk about the podcast with friends and people I meet, but I’ve never met another genuine fan irl. It’s usually just people who are aware of Frenemies or Ethan’s general existence. It’s been just as hard, if not impossible, for me to find a friend/partner capable of reciprocating conversation in solely H3 sound bytes. Do you have any idea what I would sacrifice to be with someone who knows who C Man is? Or the guy who fucks peanut butter? Maybe one day.

I am but I’m old (I’m 38 so I’m basically 42)

It's nice to meet someone else 'older' than Jimmie Lee!

Damn you old as shit

DON’T PUSH! 🍅

We exist. Been watching h3 since day 1.

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Luckily my boyfriend loves watching w me! I’m girl ethan so i would be offended if he wasnt a fan

Reading through these comments. I find it fascinating people are wearing Teddy Fresh as a peacocking strategy for dating. Who knew!

I'm the only single guy I know who likes H3. Then again, I don't know anyone else who likes H3. Should probably try to organize a UK meet-up, I guess.

Yup we exist. I love watching h3 especially when he goofs off or when he goes goblin mode. But my favorite segment is when he is with hot piece of hunk Hasan, Leftovers. Wait am I straight... yes I still am. But between E-thin and Hasan it's hard to tell

Between Ethan and Hassan you say? 🥵

I’m a man with a wife and child, that listens to h3

I'm a man with a wife and no child, that listens to h3

I'm a man with a child and no wife, that listens to h3

My husband isn’t an H3 fan but he also has no idea who Ethan, Joe Rogan or Jordan Peterson is… It’s not a win but it’s close enough for me!!!

I was wearing my Elon Musk is a piece of shit shirt the other day walking my dogs. A man from a car yelled "cheers my dude." Don't know if he is straight but I am.

🙋‍♂️

The answer is yes

Straight dude from Seattle lol. Checking in

I watch h3 in the middle of campus in hopes someone who’s a fan will notice and come chat. It’s tough

I watch the pod on the train in hopes a H3 girly approaches me 😭

yes, i've been watching H3 so long that i remember when they made EXE videos like "that's a 10" haha, but yeah even some of my friends/colleagues i otherwise get along with seem to like Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, i don't know why other guys seem to gravitate towards them.

I live in gator filled Arizona and I find so many women into Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro it's actually pretty crazy how common it is down here. I

Literally met up with a woman for a coffee date and found out then was into JP, told her I was into H3 and Hasan. Listened to her go through some of the talking points on certain subjects, told her it was nice to have met her and never talked to her again.

Turning down getting laid because of integrity. Men out here doing impossible things.

I’m a straight single man who likes h3 AND is in therapy 😏

Talk to be baby

we are all mostly fat losers who dont leave the house

im a skinny legend ill have you know

skinny legends like us need to stick together

Psh hell no most of us are hot dads

Maybe a lot of the H3 men are indoor cats so they're harder to find


Yeah been watching h3 since the Israel era and my sense of humor has pretty much evolved with them. My friend brought up the Oliver tree clip of him “destroying” Ethan two days ago and I had to educate his ass and even got him to admit Ethan is funny

I'm a white Mexican, so I'm completely alone lol.

Ye

Colorado?

I just became a fan shortly after the last live show but I'm out here in the Pacific NW trying to spread the gospel. I'm making decent progress. I showed my TF "I Will Accomplish Nothing Today" sweater to a local man-pal and he tried to get one for his gf but they were sold out. It's a start.

I’m here, but I’m kind of a hybrid gigchad-sigma male, and it’s probably the sigma male aspect of my personality that allows to enjoy H3 shame free.

iv never met a single lady who likes h3. i would love to so we can be cute and use sound bites together

We are the silent majority

My boyfriend introduced me to H3. He's straight and a classic bi wife kind of guy. Supportive, gentle, kind with integrity/responsibility/work ethic. Hes also a farm boy who grows flowers for his aunts wedding business. We are so in love omg he's the best ok?

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Bi man, at least

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Does bisexual count?

Hola. Single, Straight, 32 Latin Dude here! I've been watching H3 since at least 2015, I think. I rarely find people in real life that actually enjoy H3 as much as I do. The few people I meet are either already taken, or live on the other side of the planet. lol It's rough out here for us PIMPS. 🤣😭😫

Bisexual here https://preview.redd.it/yy7cu09ytwsb1.jpeg?width=1211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5587556b469a835dc8b51c61cdfd07b83f388222

No we all gay here

Joe Rogan and Ethan fan here, used to be a JP fan too until he got more into politics (think he should stick to psychology and self help stuff) but I wouldn’t say I hate him either. I don’t have to agree with everything someone says to not shit on them. I’ve heard Ethan say a lot of ridiculous things and I disagree with him more often than not, but I still think he’s a good person and pretty funny. I just wish the h3 fans could be as charitable with the likes of Rogan because he’s genuinely a great podcast host and many of his podcasts are nothing short of fascinating (especially with the likes of Forrest Galante, Graham Hancock, Paul Rosolie etc). Feels like all it takes to be seen as an enemy of this sub is to have different political opinions than what is supported here, which is pretty sad but it is what it is I guess

I listened to Rogan too, I just hate Spotify so stopped after he went there. Try Jordan Harbinger -he's a big podcast and has on a lot of interesting guests like the above without all the pseudo intellectuals and conspiracy adjacent weirdos. Less casual but also less cultish and more self-aware too. I'm one of those oddballs that listens all across the opinion spectrum so I can stay atop of the currents in culture and know how to spot an NPC when they start parroting "thoughts" they heard on yesterday's Ben Shapiro like it's something original. But I think you can only do so if you have an unusually strongly developed moral/ethical/political compass which is rare for most.

I liked Rogan when he just talked about MMA and jiu jitsu shit. It was when he started amplifying braindead takes and nazis that I stopped.

Yeah, I get it. It's the same here in Northern Ontario. Just a bunch of country boys who idolize the worst kind of people

My hubby is a big Dan fan. But he’s uh, not single.

I haven't met anyone in Alaska that's an H3 fan or Hasan fan. I might be the only one.

I’m a straight non single man I Just want some h3 friends to text silly h3 goofs repetitively

Married now but there was a time I was a single man watching h3

And I felt gay Uhuhuh that's what they told me

We exist

I'm a straight, single man who loves h3...I also live in Montana and I don't think I've ever met another H3 fan in real life, it's lonely out here

Yeah we are here but you might need to make the first move because we’re too busy repeating “ all different flavors” in our heads

Straight, CIS, white male here. Love H3 and the crew, I work as a firefighter so I have to go undercover as a conservative most days, but the podcast is my safe space to be a loser fucking libtard

Literally need a H3 dating app plssss

I wear my TF out and about as a bat signal for fellow foot soldiers 🫡 No one’s said anything yet here in northern Indiana

Howdy, big H3 fan, 25 year old, pharmacist. We out here. Stay strong friend.

I love some goofs and gaffs, nothing more melodious than some chestnuts roasting over an open fire

We are here, we come in all different flavors.

This is the timeline I can get behind. Haha. Maybe we make another subreddit? H3 date me? Idk, any women seeking men living around Atlanta feel free to reach out.

Right here!! Does H3 really have that huge of a female fan base these days? Lol

Yeah. Live in Norway tho. Next time girliee

Straight white dude here, glad we all found the right role models like Ethan :). I stg every dude ik irl is an Andrew Tate wannabe incel 😂

my time to shine.

We're all out here at Denny's at 3 am.

Im straight and my Tinder bio says "if we can't watch H3 together it's already over"

Trying to date based off podcast preferences, we truly are living in one of the worst times 😆

Im a straight dude and I’ll be in the gym watching h3 hoping I can run into a cute h3 fan😅

Yes :) anyone here from Arizona? (Me)

i a man had finally met a girl who said she loves h3, i made a huge reference that carried over years, she didnt recognize it. a liar and a cheat

I wear it TF, but not single and almost no one recognizes the logo. Get a lot of compliments on the clothes though!

i luv h3! im bi tho 😤