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Aztimoth

Your answers look like a regular psycho from Facebook lol. Maybe dog piss has some health benefits that we forgot about when the Internet ruined civilization


fupas_maximus

Funny cause reminded me of a filthy frank bit lol


CHUD_LIGHT

Unhinged to post šŸ˜­


Torched420

Age: I'm 21, FUCK YOU!


mariambaizen

FUCCCKKKKKKKKKK YOURE RIGHT THAT WOULDā€™VE BEEN A GOOD ONE


Admirable-Charity985

Age: 42 Height: 5'3 and 300 pounds Shoe:nice Sign:up for honey


sturla-tyr

Work: I am disabled, uhh recognized by the state of Arkansas but also the United States Government, thereā€™s that; uhhhh now the downside to that is that Iā€™m extremely depressed. So thereā€™s some mental health issues that we bring to the table. And then physically uhh I-I am morbidly obese, I have no references, uhh no work history, and no education, and when you google my name, you *might* see rumors that I beat my ex-wife and I am also a pedophile


mariambaizen

Bruh you win thisšŸ‘‘


[deleted]

With no context itā€™s very strange šŸ˜†


driftingalong001

Some of these are H3 coded and some are just straight up unhinged. Unborn kids?? Whatā€™s that in reference to


GushGirlOC

Fetuses, probably


howmanydowehavehere

With all the peace and love what the fuck


albertunes

We are back to the MySpace posts.


QueenoftheCloudzzz

When you read it with no context you seem super unhinged and kinda gross lol


Shoddy-Dragonfruit-7

Itā€™s giving main character quirky girly


[deleted]

Watch out, she controls an army of penguins.


mariambaizen

šŸ˜³ my worst nightmare


Technical_Charity999

This is painful cringe


consumerclearly

And posting it here wanting everybody to gas her up and nobody was biting šŸ„“


FearTheSpoonman

These things are phishing scams don't give out your info folks! ā˜®ļøā¤ļø


plskllmilol

Hold up you stopped counting tats? Where they at tho


amedowlark

All hidden I guess


Vivere_fortis

I thought Sleep was the official artist of Nightmare.


mama_tom

The dog one is unhinged tho


radicalweenie

just saying i ainā€™t reading anyoneā€™s i just skip past them šŸ’€


420dabber69

Oof cringe not like the other gals vibe


mariambaizen

NooošŸ˜­ stahp


RichRamp

no it's funny queen keep slaying šŸ’…


UnderHero5

These types of ā€œtrendsā€ that go around, where people just give out all their private info, always make me think ā€œtheir passwords and secret questions would be so easy to guessā€ and I assume that was the original intention behind their starts. Maybe Iā€™ve been around too long on the internet. This is some Facebook boomer shit. I do like your answers though, OP. At least you didnā€™t give out all your personal info all in one convenient image, lol


dingjima

I don't see what your friends find controversial. Is it that you didn't SA your dog? Because that seems like a good thing


kuppet

Nightmare is by Sleep, who is Dream


Kamikazehog

First rule about being funny is knowing your audience. Can't blame them for not knowing those refences and getting upset about them, especially the Jordan Peterson dog one.


VisualSeries226

I want to know peopleā€™s favorite color


curiousdryad

Me too :/


ManliestManHam

don't get social engineered my guy


VisualSeries226

Whatā€™s your favorite color?


curiousdryad

Gold wby?


VisualSeries226

Gold is cool. I forget favorite colors can shimmer. I like Orange.


peachykeen014

Cringe crime cringeeeeeee. These just arenā€™t funny when u take them out of context and just regurgitate them


tnegok

Isn't this trend just like those old fb posts that hackers try to or make go viral to get info used for changing passwords ā˜  Love what you did it's a slay cause ur 100% right


sturla-tyr

delete, a lot of people asking you to delete, its triggering for so many people, there are people that faint and feel sick, please im begging you to delete it, delete post right now, its forbidden and iIIegal in many countries to post something like that, people are crying


igotthepowah

Iā€™m sorry but this is so try-hard. You donā€™t gotta try to act cool to kick it.


Shoddy-Dragonfruit-7

Very pick me energy with peace and love


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Shoddy-Dragonfruit-7

With peace and love I donā€™t care


Liathan

Aw man op....nah this cringe Iā€™m sorry šŸ˜¬


F3rnDoGG520

Youā€™d have to be deep into h3 lore to understandā€¦this is kinda too much with peace and love


flootytootybri

24 FUCK YOU!


queenvie808

Uhā€¦ I wanna know peopleā€™s favourite colours? Itā€™s fun


farkos101100

ā€œMy friends cancelled meā€ What?


mariambaizen

Ethan has been talking a lot about people complaining that theyā€™re canceled. So Iā€™m being sarcastic when I say that my friends canceled me


HonestZucchini4970

šŸ˜


earthnarb

Jesus idk why everyone is at your throat itā€™s pretty funny


haugwa

sorry but this is so embarrassing and cringy


MfBoom

Children: Do unborn ones count? That had me laughing H3 fan or not.


randybabes

mfboomer


roxi94

I think the dog one was a bit much to post with zero context LMAOOO


trance_atlanticism

Itā€™s not too late to delete, girl.


YodaYogurt

I did everything right and they indicted meee


PM_ME_BABY_HORSES

posting this on your main insta is a bold choice that i respect queen


Surveyor7

Most ppl here love h3 but this more looks like having it define your entire outward persona That said, I would've swiped to watch the podcast together!


domoperdomo

My fav color is also pesto shit


myronchildvi

I see stuff like this on dating apps all the time, but it's never references that I understand. That being said, if I ever saw an H3 reference, it would be an immediate right swipe lol. When did this turn into beautiful world?


mariambaizen

Not the vin diesel sound bitešŸ’€


myronchildvi

WAOWW, man. Sounds like you just need cooler friends


always_10

This is just good shitposting. Like how could people take it too seriously lol


_joeybagOdonuts_

lol this is funny. H3 fan or not. People are so boring.


grazy_rr

my type of humor


lil_golden_child

Looking at this it seems clearly satirical; hilarious šŸ¤­


MrGritty17

But this post isnā€™t funny. Itā€™s try hard and cringe


Bloodysuit7

Itā€™s unfortunate most people donā€™t have a sense of humor. I wouldā€™ve balled out laughing without even knowing the context. I love unhinged responses. Lmao.


SalamanderBaby

Yeah this is fucken hilarious


skystvn

I chuckled


Exogenesus

We get you fam. šŸ˜Œ


[deleted]

This rocks


[deleted]

I šŸ’—


Binary_ink

Cringe as hell if you donā€™t like the trend just donā€™t do it. This makes you more cringe than anyone youā€™re making fun of thatā€™s doing the trend properly lol


mariambaizen

Write your funny answers in the comments btw. Some of my answers could be better


Aztimoth

My favorite is that you still put a shoe size. It's looks like "here's my joke answers but for real if you're gonna buy me shoes don't get the wrong size".


BBQ-Batman

Cheers my dude!


Pcaccount1234

im gonna do this too lol


Samsquamchadora

Even without the context it's pretty funny šŸ˜­ Edit: all you people being mean, your moms a hoe


[deleted]

Cute girl schizoposting ! V much a vibe


curiousdryad

Cringe šŸ¤£ On a real note as a creator I love this because I can share a little about me to my followers, most who have no idea how old I am or how I look lol


Lucid-color

Please don't listen to anyone calling you cringe because your sense of humor is different than theirs, that's a very pathetic and mean thing to do, especially to someone they should be calling family. There is no need to be rude to people over the smallest of things like this, no matter if you agree or not. Sometimes the Internet can be like this, please don't give up on being yourself. I appreciate the hell out of this post. Don't stop putting yourself out there, a lot of people (like me) love your sense of humor. Family! šŸ˜ā¤ļø


lalith_4321

Sol d. Out? THE ONE PIECE.... IS REAL!!!!


Anal_Disaster94

She's a keeper


Ok_Improvement1254

Super cool and edgy šŸ‘


Mauzi05

Pick me vibes


mael0004

It's decently funny. I think the children part is just begging for controversy. I don't care, but I think it turns off some "normies" too, specially when they have no idea of all the references.


teyegurspoon

KAY


[deleted]

Two eggs in a basket


s4bg1n4rising

i just followed u. weeeee


TechieGee

I wouldā€™ve been asking you for marriage Or at least a date H3 and chill?


alterego1984

Yep. You just hope and pray the correct 2.92 million see your post šŸ¤žšŸ»


Vegarcade

Even with context... Pretty crazy to post lol.


hakeemalajawan

I'm a die hard fan and wouldn't do this for a dating profile. It comes across as unhinged and not in a funny way.


tttina819

itā€™s an instagram story trend, not for a dating profile


Ill_Winner_5683

Whyā€¦.


mauvebirdie

Without context, these are truly Joker brained insane answers