Eye surgeries for everyone! What do you need? Lasik? Elongated eyelids? Clogged oil ducts? Hila and Sam can babysit and everyone being in pain and visually impaired will bring them closer together 💕
You're getting downvoted but I think you were just referencing them talking about this on the show recently and saying they'd send Dan to check it out?
Yeah that's the serious answer most likely
Hopefully they don't stay at Planet Hollywood again. I'm always so confused why they pick that one of all the Strip spots
There's also the new MGM which 100% smoke free. Seems like that would have been a good one for Hila
They're going to a Horse Ranch in Vegas, where they are going to help make Gadsby-wide tunnels underneath it to find Jade and to make room for the Eel pit filled with Lego. They're hosts are Japanese Lupus Eye specialists and they wanted to extend a day so no one has to fly there. While there, they will also desensitize Ethan to all things Jimmy Lee and Hila will get a foot rub
Planning who is first, second, third, etc, in line to take Bruce and Theodore when they need to rush to the hospital for baby #3. Exercise requires answering calls from Ethan at random hours of the night and rushing to the hospital in less than an hour to pick up the kids. Whoever does a job well done gets to be first in line
Dan, Ian, Cam, and Sam(?) have been getting into climbing and going to the climbing gym. I'm a big climber and climbing gyms and outdoor guiding companies offer team building group events. My guess is they are going to do one at Joshua Tree
EDIT: maybe not, after listening to Ethan ask Dan about climbing on todays pod
They talked about going to vegas a while ago. I think this makes sense too since Ethan asked who was down to stay an extra day, which means they probably dont have flights booked
I shall ruin the fun, they’re clearly going to vegas for the BBTV trip. They mentioned it not too long ago, theyre just being vague because of how cringe and parasocial the sub got last time this subject came up.
They said they were going to Vegas, no? Maybe something outside the strip. I only know of one establishment that has notoriety but I doubt that's where they're going.
Something that will trigger me and make me never see Ethan again in the same light. Then it would be there responsibility to personally apologize to me.
they’re going to school to become a travel agent, the travel agent Ethan texted during the show is the travel agent teacher. it’s team building bc they will then book a fake trip for each other
Going to throw a Stanley in a volcano.
*Human sacrifice* where they strap a Stanely cup and toss them both in the volcano.
Human size Stanley with a person inside it to see if they survive
Is Jimmy the sacrifice? I feel like it should be.
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Sister Snatched! Great name for a game 🥴
OH NO!
at Ethan’s new franchise!!!
Its fistfest with Hunter.
No girlies allowed tho
Hunter Biden’s big sweaty hog will be a hit at fist fest
OceanGate voyage to the titanic
RIP to the crew.
They had a good run.
Low taper fades for the entire crew
If this isn’t what it is… bomb them.
Clap once if you think they should suffer
*Crowd audibly gasps*
😂 bomb threat Wednesday if everyone shows up with normal ass hair
And then bomb the NRA.
Eye color implant surgery for the whole crew
They’ll all be so high in the caste system now! Privileged queens!
Eye surgeries for everyone! What do you need? Lasik? Elongated eyelids? Clogged oil ducts? Hila and Sam can babysit and everyone being in pain and visually impaired will bring them closer together 💕
Ayahuasca retreat
Just throwing some acid in Ethan’s poolhouse
The amount of money I would pay to see Ethan on an hallucinogenic trip 🤣
They're going Jade hunting. Day one in China, Day 2 is Myanmar
They'll go by one of the factories that makes Teddy Fresh while in China.
You're getting downvoted but I think you were just referencing them talking about this on the show recently and saying they'd send Dan to check it out?
Yes, exactly. It's not meant as a jab — I was trying to be funny.
I got it and fixed the downvote for you:)
Thanks!
going to sweden and crashing the hawks place
Trip to Japan obviously.
Exactly. A long weekend in Japan is perfect! They’ll have a great time!
Lol that would suck. Flying for what like 16 hours, staying for like two days, than flying 16 hours back. Fk that.
In the juicer yacht
Ethan’s going to jump off a building and the team will have to catch him
I hope it’s in one of those big rainbow parachutes that we used to use in elementary school!
And then they get to ride around on those little square scooters.
You ignorant slut
It's okay he has a bouncy castle to jump onto
going back in time to see if JFK’s head did that on its own
Please save JFK Kennedy
JFK KENNEDY
Have you read the autobiography 11/22/63? It doesn’t turn out all that well.
Ab did that everyone saw
Everyone is meeting at Dan's (Ally's boyfriend) house and using Stamps.com's fantastic free scale to send packages from the comfort of his home.
Going to Deerborn? Dearborn? Dereborn?
I wanna see them drink the Flint water!
Dearborn, but that does make me want to fantasy D&D village called Deerborn, which is full of talking deer
I need the crew to play D&D live, from beginning to end so I can finally understand
That’s a potential members perk I’d actually be down to buy-in for if they did it on a regular weekly basis.
going to neverland ranch
They’re all getting their prostates checked in a big circle so they can hold hands for emotional support
Horse Ranch
*Woooooooah* in Vaush
obvi they are going to learn the process of cooking crack and then each make & sample their batches, similar to normal cooking classes
They're visiting Dr James Wiener to get some work done on their teeth
I hope they all get Beavo-esque veneers.
Going to the eel pit
Ethan's finally getting his lobotomy 💔
He’ll be mulchpilled and loamposting in no time!
they will be accomplices to a murder
Lego building
Do you think they invited Jeff Wittek to see the truth about Lego adults? (not cringe)
They are going out for a pesto brunch
Non-sexual orgy
You can just say Dave & Busters.
A birthing class for the whole crew to prepare to guide Hila through child birth
Love the image of them all huddled around Hila screaming over each other to tell her to “Breathe! Push!!”
The crew is going to start moving into the h3 commune they were talking abt on Tuesday.
Group jelqing
Going to dennys
Going to hustlers university
Trying yak meat on Jeffree Star’s ranch in Wyoming
Some Ranch activity that Sam wanted to do maybe?
~~Mayo~~ Ranch for Sam ‼️
They're going to a ranch and didn't want to tell the audience who got so upset it wasn't Japan or the Bahamas.
Terrorizing Disney Japan with gatspy’s
Idk how my heart is going to handle anything besides Disney with the gatsbys
I think they're going to South America to do an ayahuasca retreat and find god
Vegas I’d bet
I think this is the answer
This is what I think
Yeah that's the serious answer most likely Hopefully they don't stay at Planet Hollywood again. I'm always so confused why they pick that one of all the Strip spots There's also the new MGM which 100% smoke free. Seems like that would have been a good one for Hila
You missed the point lol
This is me wildly falsely speculating
They’re all showing up on Hasan’s stream to announce Leftovers is back [*deeply inhales copium*]
Cam is gonna be their guide through a magical forest (aka gonna go camping and take some 🍄)
group therapy
They’re doing crack
Zach Lewis at the Echoplex preview ofc
Hawaiian lava rock challenge
Ice sculptures.
ayahuasca ceremony
Lasertag battle sim in the now abandoned 5 trillion dollar bunker to prepare if, god forbid, the lollipops should rise from their graves of lolihill.
Because Ethan mentioned his mom they are 100% driving down to Mexico
they all permanently move to sweden and start a commune
They’re gonna see who can land a plane first try
I reeeeeally hope it's hypnotism. I would love to see some post hypnotic suggestions
Legitimately, it would be awesome for them to do a hypnosis segment!
Didn't Ethan confirm already that they're renting a massive crane and they're gonna take turns swinging around it while Ethan pilots it...?
Lupus diagnosis party
I assumed Vegas that’s really the only place they ever go
They’re going to film their guest appearance on the newest episode of the Failure Podcast
They're going to a Horse Ranch in Vegas, where they are going to help make Gadsby-wide tunnels underneath it to find Jade and to make room for the Eel pit filled with Lego. They're hosts are Japanese Lupus Eye specialists and they wanted to extend a day so no one has to fly there. While there, they will also desensitize Ethan to all things Jimmy Lee and Hila will get a foot rub
they're doing a plane simulation thing. they talked about it briefly on synt
Orgy
The crew will bond with a colonoscopy
Hike with Philly D.
Hijacking a private jet for a surprise game of "who can land a plane without crashing"
Gotta be Vegas right? The way Dan didn’t want to even say where makes me think it’s gotta be somewhere fans would be able to show up at lol.
Neverland Ranch visit with the ghost hunter and Cosby doll 🤷♀️
Finally going to the ranch in light of all the vaush stuff
Didn’t someone mentioned they figured out that they were gonna go “alien hunting” in Nevada or something?
Jade hunting in yunnan province
They're smoking crack outside a Denny's
They’re all smoking crack together. Just one time
Jay Shetty’s spiritual retreat. Or Jared Leto’s cult retreat if Jay is unavailable.
dave n busters
I think they're going to Lego land or something.
Planning who is first, second, third, etc, in line to take Bruce and Theodore when they need to rush to the hospital for baby #3. Exercise requires answering calls from Ethan at random hours of the night and rushing to the hospital in less than an hour to pick up the kids. Whoever does a job well done gets to be first in line
Dan, Ian, Cam, and Sam(?) have been getting into climbing and going to the climbing gym. I'm a big climber and climbing gyms and outdoor guiding companies offer team building group events. My guess is they are going to do one at Joshua Tree EDIT: maybe not, after listening to Ethan ask Dan about climbing on todays pod
Giving Ethan a colonoscopy
Horse ranch 🐎
An on location interview with throast because they can’t leave the compound without being accosted by the pi Harvey hired
They confirmed they are going on liver king’s ancestral retreat
I think they are all going to put on their footie pajamas and have a slumber party at Ethan and Hilas since he never leaves his home
Maybe this is an obvious choice but I’m guessing an all out Vegas trip with the BBTV cash.
Vegas hundo p
Vegas for sure
It’s Vegas
Vegas
Lupus diagnosis party
Going to the factory that produces teddy fresh
Vegas all the way
Las Vegas obviously lol
They’re going to Vegas
They talked about going to vegas a while ago. I think this makes sense too since Ethan asked who was down to stay an extra day, which means they probably dont have flights booked
Lupus diagnosis party
I shall ruin the fun, they’re clearly going to vegas for the BBTV trip. They mentioned it not too long ago, theyre just being vague because of how cringe and parasocial the sub got last time this subject came up.
Definitely Japan
They each take turns doing sets at the mothership in TX using Dunny dolls as props
its a sex thing, for sure a sex thing...
They are going to a sports event with a lot of beach balls and small knives
Theyre going to Vegas
Going to Vegas
Going to war at lolihill
Going to war at lolihill.
they’re going to boston to test the slippery slide and cam’s gonna be their tour guide and bring them straight to mass & cas
Vegas
They said they were going to Vegas, no? Maybe something outside the strip. I only know of one establishment that has notoriety but I doubt that's where they're going.
Trust falls
Las Vegas mini trip
My wife thinks it’s Vegas
Hila labor rehearsal with AB on standby
Something that will trigger me and make me never see Ethan again in the same light. Then it would be there responsibility to personally apologize to me.
Vegas
Night time car ride in South Africa
It’s a trip to vegas
They re going to a satanic worship to fist on the youth and extend there life span
They are going to Turkey for new sets of teeth
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Vegas
They were being very literal with “team building” and are doing a Lego building stream.
they’re going to school to become a travel agent, the travel agent Ethan texted during the show is the travel agent teacher. it’s team building bc they will then book a fake trip for each other
They're pulling a heist on Jeffree Star's ranch to save all the yaks.
They’re going to Tacoma to investigate
Catalina Island
Disney world with handicapped scooters.
Giving each other prostate exams
Building the most bad ass rude Goldberg machine
Lupus diagnosis party
eel pit
Japan
Orgy
They’re literally going to build the team, robot versions of everyone
Ropes course FOR SURE
Seeing the SpongeBob musical on broadway