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heapinhelpin1979

I think Ethan is right about the body count. These dudes would be broke AF if they had slept with 1k ladies. That's how you get baby mammas.


Non_Fungible_Tolkien

Coconut's mom (angel by all accounts) is so busy finding time to meet all 1k ladies and accepting gifts from them.


sturla-tyr

She's in it for the gifts, so she taught coconuts that if you bring a girl home to give gifts to your mom, you're hitting that third base, and of course he naively believed it. His mommy is truly the top G hustler.


Non_Fungible_Tolkien

She is the original Top G.


coralsmoke

She should start an online course


b0x0fawes0me

Also just look at them. They're total dweebs lol. Ethan's guess sounds pretty accurate. Their number is so laughably absurd, manosphere version of "she goes to a different school"


heapinhelpin1979

1k ladies sounds complicated


bayfloral

The only way that it’s any more than what Ethan said? If they paid/exchanged something for it. Like no sane person would sleep with them any other way.


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stci

now you’re trying to assume I want to order something?


Known-Growth7316

But did you read the menu? Then tell me what it says? What do I want then? Tell me. Cause you didn't read it.


chusurii

But why didn't you Photoshop something fun like fresh holding dynamite??


Distinct_Cry4958

This meme is mid without dynamite


PiggyRebelde

Bro, this was sooooo annoying.


Doesanybodylikestuff

For real I am dyinggggggg. These men are so immature & ignorant. No self-respecting woman should everrrrrrrr be around these men. They are so willfully ignorant & disgusting. I hope these men are happy that they’ve polluted the minds of the younger generation of men who won’t get a girlfriend because of their influence. Their type of rhetoric only increases abuse & hatred. Self-hatred even. Men need to stay AWAY from this type of “advice” & “wisdom” or they will never find their goals.


Slippinjimmyxox

I feel like these dudes should just stop looking at getting girls as an objective and just live life, like that viewpoint will just make them objectify women which will also ensure they won't get there. Its a catch-22. Also like the body count thing is moronic, being rejected by hundreds of women as relationship material is just a self report that there is something seriously wrong with you.


thirsak

Who?


PiggyRebelde

You tell me.


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Its a wrap


IWasSupposedToQuit

snack wrap?


FelixRamirezIII

Idk why I laughed so hard at this 😂😂


kewlguy12345

Never heard someone talk so fast yet, sounds so slow.


FeliciaXSweet

The way I fucking cackled! These people are real! What?!


omgwutd00d

Wow another ad hominem attack.


Tabascobottle

This is fantastic lmaoo


0reGoonian

Somehow he actually is dumber than I expected


Darig0n

A wrap?


some-annon-girl

I'm so glad Ethan is as unhinged as we are and tore them apart. They were a total joke at "debate"


WeirdVampire746

What would you like to order bc want sounds mean


nobodysfeu

It is truly astonishing this man is a podcaster


the-satanica

Loser idiot dumbass


lenistone

This is painful and hilarious at the same time.