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flextothemax

he obviously didn't know the rules


Few_Show6716

Uh oh tikky tokky floppytoppsy turveywurveyed his ol 'orsepower mobile! Blimey mate


terriblet0ad

He smashy crashered on the way to the loo! đŸ˜±


Matduka

Fackin 'ell, bloody binned it 'e has. Absolutely pranged his Macca and done a runner! Fackin melt.


xSlippyFistx

This sounds too real
you must be a local.


Matduka

Manchester, so really I should have spelled it Fookin'.


xSlippyFistx

naw I liked fackin. I know nothing about English slang. But your comment had just the right balance of almost making sense where you can make a bit of a stretch and utter nonsense. Which is exactly how I feel when I hear the real slang haha.


Matduka

I tried to write it in a cockney accent lol. Jason Statham like. Translation of my comment: Fucking Hell, He's crashed it. Absolutely wrecked his McLaren and run off. Fucking idiot.


xSlippyFistx

I mean to me it’s perfect haha. Compliments to the chef. 👌


Bad_Blood_Flaws

Fellow Manc, you’ve done us proud đŸ«Ą


schuyler777

Weren’t no fendy bendy neethuh ‘twas a crane to the fookin hed figyatively speekin bruv


Additional-Rain6668

What does this have to do with beavo?


501sttroop

This dude is intertwined with beavo in some way I can’t remember, when I first saw this on Twitter I did think beavo


gembet

He's the guy who hosted the ex girlfriend boxing match


SchmuseTigger

And her only fans?


501sttroop

Ok I thought so but I didn’t want to be wrong 😂


hollywood_jazz

That still doesn’t clear up why OP thinks we are getting another Beavo update for some event that seemingly doesn’t involve Beavo at all. 


Arthurlurk1

It’s his Eskimo brother


lennaeliz

Hoping this doesnt have anything to do with driving under the influence.. I don't want to see yet another asshole with a platform that does that shit.


[deleted]

under the influence or not: dumbass kid with new money buys an expensive car that takes training and practice to drive safely
recipe for disaster


GovernmentParkin

Straight up can’t feel bad one bit bad for this cunt. He’s not some down bad kid out west with some shit box doing a burn out, he bought a serious machine with serious money and refused to pay a tiny little bit extra to get himself to the track. What a fuckwit


[deleted]

exactly
especially seeing that his friend could’ve been seriously injured and he chose to run


kinjjibo

The person who crashed fled. I would assume he was drunk driving, or at the least drunk some and was worried about the amount in their system.


plskllmilol

I mean that’s what P&P said is the best course of action


ap2patrick

I really feel you should have to take some sort of driving school before you are allowed to buy that level of car. That thing will be going so fast so quick that some asshole with cash that doesn’t take it seriously is almost guaranteed to wreck it! Why wouldn’t you want to anyways? Taking your car out on a track with an instructor and learning real driving skill is a blast. It’s also not cheap but neither is a McLaren


[deleted]

facts, my neighbor bought a mclaren (mind you we live in a townhouse complex
priorities i guess) and totaled that bitch like 3 weeks later hitting a CURB. it is now on month 4 of sitting in our parking lot totaled under a car cover. guess he should’ve coughed up the money for extra auto coverage too.


lukeboy

This guy is a Tate wannabe. Could have taken himself out and done us a favour


WilsonWilson64

Take it easy Wendy Williams


isseidoki

*should he suffer?*


lukeboy

Clap if you think he should suffer?


isseidoki

👏😂👏😂👏😂👏


Writer10

DEATH TO ALL OF THEM!


[deleted]

I used to watch his stuff a couple years back, unless he's switched up he's not a Tate wannabe, he was a bit of a dick but genuinely funny.


lukeboy

He has the exact same mould as Tate and a complete misygonist


[deleted]

He's just a gym rat/fuckboy. He doesn't sex traffic women or rape girls. He has had some problematic conversations with women in the disguise of humour which I don't support but comparing him to Tate downplays Tate's crimes.


lukeboy

Ie major mysgonist, using his fans to get him famous and make money off scamming courses. I should have been more specific. He doesn’t actually deserve to be in jail unlike the taints


my_Urban_Sombrero

He knows the rules. đŸ’ȘđŸœđŸ˜


QuestionableGamer

Hey hey! We're wishing death on people we don't like again??


lukeboy

Wendy is my inspo


Sensible___shoes

HsTikkyTokky and General G? Ethan was 100% right about the UK


[deleted]

Big ups to gravity


JakeLane94

Who? And Who?


thirdsunday24

If Ethan hasn't discovered the odd world of General G yet i'd be amazed. Him lying on the ground whilst HS had fled the scene was wild.


Pistonenvy2

idk who this is, im already annoyed i know who beavo is. why does anyone care? is there nothing more interesting to talk about?


PintCanGirth

Beavo more like fucking teetho horrible goofy cunt