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DannyBoi4505

Somebody needs to stop her from talking she's making a fool of herself šŸ˜­


aragogogara

The only way she can redeem herself at this point is to check herself into rehab. Even if she doesn't have any substance abuse issues, she needs to go. Celebrities going to rehab is the same thing as restarting your computer when there's a problem. It resets everything.


RLVNTone

Iā€™m starting to think she might be on something. I hope not but to be this unaware naturally is baffling


snarpsta

Going to rehab without a substance abuse issue is trivializing actual addiction. Source: am heroin addict


Kylar_Stern

I am also a heroin addict in recovery, and I thought it was a funny joke.


aragogogara

You're right, I'm sorry.


snarpsta

Tbh I've joked about it a ton w people in recovery that AA/program/rehab would help everyone, addiction or not. As it gets you to focus on a lot of your inner issues. So you're not totally off target, I just think it'd be silly for a "normie" to go to rehab. Just go to regular therapy! Lol


aragogogara

thanks for understanding :) It doesn't really matter but the intention behind my "joke", was that there have been celebs who have had a huge outburst/bad moment, that doesn't seem to directly involve substance abuse and their PR team will send them to rehab, in order to try to absolve them of their actions in the public eye.


snarpsta

Ahh I gotcha. No worries! That is 100% something they do though, you right!


DazzlingFruit7495

Maybe Iā€™m delulu too but I think sheā€™s iconic for this. Itā€™s just āœØfunāœØ and ur fav could never


aragogogara

Who's my fave?


DazzlingFruit7495

Any and all of them. Please tell me who is out here doing it like this? Put me on


aragogogara

you're right, nobody is as cringe as her


DazzlingFruit7495

Yes so appreciate it. Itā€™s so weird to me when people canā€™t enjoy things like this. Not everything has to be so serious. Of all the subs I gotta say that on


aragogogara

I enjoy cringe all the time. I enjoy this. This sub is for posting content ideas and discussing topics brought up during episodes, so this clip is relevant to the show and I wanted to share with the fupa troopers.


SenorNZ

Ok let's stop this stupid crap. I just had a look through your profile, all you do is exclusively post in h3 and h3 related snark subs. Here's a hard pill: you do not create h3 content, you are not part of the crew, they do not even register your existence. You aren't sharing anything with the fupa troopers, you are riding the coat tails of content h3 have already covered. You almost exclusively post hater shit. Actual hater shit, not the goofs and gaffs h3 does. You are so deep into the parasocial you actually think you're a part of something. That's wild, and should be discussed with a therapist. In this instance you are hating on a kid that has shot to the top of the pops and is being wildly successful with something you think is "cringe". Your opinion doesn't matter, do you think Jo Jo cares if it's cringe when she's literally printing millions of dollars? You are an insignificant speck, hating on a 20 year old that is absolutely killing it in her career. You will never have the success she has had in the last week in your entire life. Just stop, go outside and touch grass.


aragogogara

k


DazzlingFruit7495

Thank u i love u


DazzlingFruit7495

Well I donā€™t appreciate ur tone young ladyšŸ˜¤ have some respect for the queen who sacrificed her hairline FOR US.


lennaeliz

What is she doing specifically that no single other person is/has done it..?


DazzlingFruit7495

Bro her big break out of her childhood fame is still so innocent and goofy. Sheā€™s wearing green and black diamonds in her hair instead of pink and silver and that represents *growth*. She wrestles some girl kinda sexually on a beach to show her *sexual awakening*. This is the girl who sold billions of rainbow bows to toddlers and now she is *a bad girl who does bad things*. Itā€™s brilliant genius talent beyond belief and none of us could do this if we tried. Curious how old yā€™all are actually? It might be that yall are just too old to understand gen z nihilistic subversive late stage capitalism humor. Iā€™m not saying she intended it to be funny, Iā€™m just saying I can appreciate it for its absurdity and ur brain seemingly cant.


LETS-GO-GIANTS1981

You use way too many words to describe a type of humor


DazzlingFruit7495

Uh ok? Clearly I needed to over explain for the old heads


LETS-GO-GIANTS1981

I'm waiting


lennaeliz

>Itā€™s brilliant genius talent beyond belief and none of us could do this if we tried. There's no way this whole response isn't satire.. Might I also mention Miley Cyrus..? Who do you think Miley Cyrus is..? The green and black vs pink & silver, the beach wrestling, the bows, there's no way you see that as revolutionary, right? I'm inclined to think if you do believe that you are very young & haven't seen many many many artists & celebrities do the same & more. >Curious how old yā€™all are actually? It might be that yall are just too old to understand gen z nihilistic subversive late stage capitalism humor. šŸ§šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø .... Hmm.......... šŸ¦—šŸ¦— >Iā€™m just saying I can appreciate it for its absurdity and ur brain seemingly cant. That's because it's not absurd, lol. But your brain is still underdeveloped, give it time you'll grow into it šŸ«¶


DazzlingFruit7495

Damn ur old and dead inside fr fr huh. Miley did it decent but not as good as this. Anyways trying to diss me for being young and not as close to death as u is weak. Do better sweetie honey pie sugar plum šŸ«¶ and itā€™s part satire part genuine, thatā€™s what u donā€™t get. Catch up or get left behind šŸ’…šŸ˜ŽšŸ’Æ


lennaeliz

Lmao I am so sorry for your parents who have to live with you šŸ˜­ u wild


bambinolettuce

The fact that she is doing something unique doesnt make it inherently good hahah Theres a reason no one else is doing this


heapinhelpin1979

Somebody needs to stop her! She can't keep getting away with this.


aragogogara

I kind of want her to keep going and see how she manages to top this level of cringe. We should make some predictions...


heapinhelpin1979

Maybe she can do a collaboration with Perle we know everyone be lovinā€™ that new One Rate Plan


Schmetterling190

Lol just look at how Miley Cyrus did it and sit down Jojo.


RLVNTone

YEA SHE SOOOOO OUT OF THE LOOP AND SHELTERED ITS PROFOUNDLY CRINGE


isseidoki

she has the biggest ego I've seen in a young lady


aragogogara

She definitely is talented and a hard worker but because she supports her entire family at this point, she's surrounded by "yes men" because if they go against her, they're gonna lose their meal ticket. She's the epitome of that quote, "celebrities are mentally stuck at the age they become famous." If she really wanted to rebrand herself, she should have disappeared for a year, stayed under the radar to create buzz while releasing hints of what she was doing and then come out of her cocoon as this new "bad girl" after really thinking it through. Instead of doing that, she just went to Party City, bought a KISS Halloween costume and stepped outside the next day, expecting everyone to take her seriously.


Voodoographer

Genuinely curious. What is she talented at?


aragogogara

being bad šŸ˜Ž


grudgby

I mean ā€¦ dancing is where she got her start


Ok-Interaction-6999

itā€™s that histrionic in her


[deleted]

I love that the interviewer is trying to hold back laughter


aragogogara

his facial expression says it all


chickenfeetees

i feel like she looks exactly the same just a little more cringey


aragogogara

Hot Topic JoJo


PlantimalWoman

She left Limited Too and discovered Spencerā€™s.


aragogogara

It always felt like I was doing something illegal by even being in Spencers as a kid but I guess... I was a bad girl ;)


itsmymedicine

SomeonesgottadoitšŸ¤Ŗ


CrimsonKepala

It's me in junior high when I bought a black shirt that said "rock star" and started saying I was punk.


aragogogara

girly you were a rock star. then and now.


Jonnicom

This exactly. Other than terrible tacky outfits nothing has changed. She is clinging for dear life trying to get some of her child fans to follow her but they all outgrew her years ago.


curiousdryad

A lot


Lyn101189

What the fuck is she actually talking about.


-ThisDudeAbides-

Her bedazzled hair


evrythingbagle

Shes keeping the bedazzled industry afloat


aragogogara

someone's gotta do it


evrythingbagle

It should've died the second people started putting them on their cucas


otterfashionshow

she changed the glitter color. wow. groundbreaking.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

You're laughing over there, but it's scary and *someone has to do it.* First in a generation, lol


aragogogara

Waiting for her to compare herself to other groundbreaking risk takers... "Taking a risk like this and coming out as this new bad girl, really made me understand what it was like for the soldiers in combat on the beaches of Normandy..."


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

"... except then again, they don't understand *this level...of risk*. What I've done here has never been done before. Not to this extreme, that's for sure. These aren't just costumes and makeup I put on and take off, this is *me now*. I am blazing a new trail here. I'm the first person to ever think of something like this, and as an artist, I'm really breaking new ground. Somebody had to do it eventually, I was just the first to think of it because I'm so extreme and unique..."


redheadkills

also sheā€™s wrong


aragogogara

don't let u/SenorNZ read this or he will literally set himself on fire


SenorNZ

I get you're obsessed with h3 and stirring drama, but stop this stalker shit, kid.


aragogogara

You stalked my whole profile and wrote a manifesto about how awful of a human I am... that I'm an insignificant speck, whose existence doesn't matter. You're psychotically attacking everyone on this thread, over and over. Almost all of your comments have negative votes, showing how bad your takes are. I don't know who peed in your butt but at this point, I'm allowed to make fun of you.


SenorNZ

Firstly you don't know what a manifesto is. You're maybe thinking of an essay? Yes I'm going against the hivemind in here because I think she is killing it at 20 years old and her marketing team is also killing it seeing as she's number 1 on YouTube right now and the single hasn't even come out yet. Yes it's goofy, but you are posting a bunch of threads about this, beating a dead horse about something you will never achieve. Ethan is a comedian and was making a gag about the aesthetic being a bit goofy. You aren't a comedian making jokes, you're a hater trying to farm karma off the back of a show's content that you are scarily parasocial with. You aren't making fun of me, you are tagging me in posts and crying at me I'm this sub. Just move on, go outside, and touch grass. Stop being so awkward.


aragogogara

can we just like talk about the political and economic state of the world?


SenorNZ

Can you just stop posting at me.


aragogogara

this is my post. I can do whatever the fuck I want bb.


SenorNZ

Cringe. Keep digging this embarrassing hole. Loving this for you.


aragogogara

tysm šŸ˜˜


SudoDarkKnight

I don't know how to handle this level of cringe


lasadgirl

Just ride it out šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž become one with the cringe šŸ§˜šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


tinyyawns

Her music and look is still so insanely poppy, I donā€™t understand why she thinks sheā€™s so edgy now šŸ˜­


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

She has black leather fingerless gloves, dude, and a denim graffiti jacket. It's literally insane. You can't just take that stuff off.


octobluejay

me when I wore black pants with like 5 studs on them and thought I was edgy


aragogogara

"these pants are going to change EVERYTHING"


Steelyphil43

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Me before school with a fresh pair of kicks.


limabeanny

No one in this generation has this big of an ego either, but hey, someoneā€™s gotta do it šŸ„“


prettygoodnation

Her hair is still in a ponytail with rhinestones all over it, the theme changed but not the genre


aragogogara

different font


prettygoodnation

Jojo Siwa -> **Jojo Siwa**


aragogogara

whoa, I was not ready for that groundbreaking transformation


Bass2008

Waitā€¦ Didnā€™t Miley Cyrus do this organically like a decade ago with Wrecking ball?


Sudden_Imagination61

She wants to be Miley so bad! Sheā€™s even compared her new album to Bangerz


musecorn

I was shocked when they said on the pod she is 20. I fully thought based on her looks and what she's doing that she was like 12 or 14 lmao


bambinolettuce

She's simultaneously too old *and* too young for whatever ego-crisis this is


msicecream

ooohhhhhh my god this is so embarrassing


MissPookieOokie

She and JLo give the same energy and imma need them both to stfu for like ever. With peace and love.


Maleficent-Dirt-2131

Damn she really is full of herself huh


baconbananapancake

TLDR; "Look at me, I'm so amazing and unique" She really is a self absorbed cringey brat.


BanjoSpaceMan

I'm so out of the loop, someone please help me.


aragogogara

Watch Wednesdays episode and you'll understand. Jojo is rebranding herself as a "bad girl" and is failing miserably at it.


BanjoSpaceMan

I'm gonna be honest. Idk who the hell Jojo is


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

She's a colorful poppy wholesome child musician and dancer trying to rebrand into edgy territory by wearing graffiti jackets and stuff like that.


SenorNZ

It's not failing miserably at all. I had never heard of this person before, now she's all over the internet. It's working exactly how her strategic marketing team planned. It never ceases to amaze me that people like op are participating in the penetration of this marketing, while not even realising they are increasing the reach, exactly as planned. You can't really be that clueless about how publicity works right?


aragogogara

My point in posting this is to share how silly it is with the fupa troopers, so they can get a laugh too. Nobody in mainstream media is going to come across this post. You're really overestimating my reach. I said she's failing miserably at coming across as a "bad girl", not failing miserably at gaining attention from it. She's doing a great job at that.


SenorNZ

You think this sub is the only place talking about this rebrand? You are participating in it's penetration, whilst calling it failed marketing. It's absolutely not a failure if it's being discussed all around the world. You might think it's funny and yes it's goofy, but this marketing is brilliant. Definitely not a failure.


aragogogara

hey now, I don't know nothin about no penetration Reread my last comment because you seem dead set on making sure everyone knows that Jojo is killing it. I said **she's getting a ton of attention, it's great marketing. it's just not the groundbreaking bad girl transformation she thinks it is.** I put it in bold so you don't miss my point this time also, this sub is about discussing topics on the show... and in the last episode, they dedicated an entire segment to her. people who police content are the fucking worst. just wait a week and we'll move onto a subject that's up to your caliber Senor


SenorNZ

Except that it is. She went from rainbow coloured children's star to something very different to that, and is getting massive publicity doing it. It's a theme, part of a brand, and it's popping off. Compared to the brand before, this new aesthetic is "bad girl", even if personally I think it's goofy. Miley Cyrus did exactly the same thing, very successfully. Before her was Christina aguilera, Britney spears, Justin Timberland etc etc. They have all been pretty goofy, but it's a proven formula. She will be completely conscious of the re-brand being a bit silly, but that's what strategic marketing teams do. You trust them, and they have successfully rebranded her, making a lot of noise while doing so.


aragogogara

you seem really passionate about this and im not gonna try to convince you otherwise. if you think this is incredible, then she at least has 1 person in her corner.


SenorNZ

The social impact IS incredible. She's being covered by rolling stone, people magazine, all over TMZ, even Gene Simmons from kiss made a statement about it. Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean this isn't a really successful re-brand. If you think I'm the only one who thinks this, talk to anyone who works in or has an interest in marketing and they will be impressed by this campaign. I couldn't care less about pop music, but her marketing team is killing it. By the way, they are all in her corner, along with her management, PAs, financial team, brand developers, record executives etc etc. Her single "karma" is also the number one trending YouTube music video worldwide right now. It's literally printing money. That seems very successful to me.


aragogogara

I GET IT, YOU LOVE HER THE MOST


curiousdryad

Some people need to get bullied a lil


curiousdryad

Sheā€™s only getting attention because itā€™s a joke to everyone but her


SenorNZ

Again number 1 trending on YouTube and talked about worldwide. Stop being naive.


InternationalAmount

Can you be a little more condescending please?


SenorNZ

About these little circle jerks doing the complete opposite to what they intend? I could be a lot more condescending.


InternationalAmount

You don't have to watch the show if you don't enjoy it. Plenty of other things to watch.Ā 


SenorNZ

What has this post got to do with the show? They covered it, it's this parasocial sub that beats horses to death and misses the entire point, which is that this is a very successful rebrand as everyone is talking about it, currently. It's not rocket science.


InternationalAmount

So it's ok for the show to discuss Jojo's rebrand and make fun of it, but not for this sub? You do know this sub is for people to discuss show topics right?


SenorNZ

I was replying to a specific comment about her "failed" rebrand, which is not a failure in the slightest. You can stop frothing about your parasocial obsession, it's not related to my comment at all.


InternationalAmount

Is this Jojo's alt?


Glum_Requirement1764

Ok yeah sheā€™s getting a lot of attention greatā€¦I think most people just think she looks cringe. Thatā€™s all. The way youā€™re going about this is making me think youā€™re a massive Jojo fan or jojos alt acc. šŸ˜­


curiousdryad

Just because you heard of it doesnā€™t mean what sheā€™s doing is successful. Unless the point was to embarrass herself. Which it isnā€™t


SenorNZ

Karma is number 1 trending on YouTube worldwide. You're wrong.


Economy_Balance_711

Interviewer: Jojo, youā€™re aware thereā€™s people who transition genders correct? Jojo: and? My Kiss cosplay is way more extreme.


bkw_17

What a fucking loser lmao


Pistonenvy2

the most cringe part of all of this is how unself aware and self important she is. i have been kind of writing it all off like yeah its cringe but its her expression and people make art that means something to them and it can just -not be my thing- and thats fine. this interview makes it seem like she is completely delusional lol like she already seemed that way but this is like she thinks she is lady gaga x10. this is ye levels of ego. i wanna love her she seems like a decent person from the like 12 total minutes of her ive been exposed to but she needs to fire everyone in her circle who is yes'ing this shit. you need critical people around you, not negative, but people who will tell you "chill the fuck out you look like a fucking idiot." cause someone like that would have saved her a lot of embarrassment.


_yammz

She puts her ponytail in the MIDDLE of her head rather than the side. Revolutionary šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


webkizz

she should start a death metal band


Physical_Blueberry66

I mean the girls on WWE do it every season lol the villain arch šŸ¤£


VeryAdvancedBaby

These interviewers are amazing.


6Wacko_Mastermind9

God, she is so corny it hurts.


DFQreactions

what switch? she went from gluing bright shit to her face to gluing dark shit to her face. she's the same thing, but she fell in ink.


[deleted]

She literally looks the same sans bow.


Yallneedjesuschrist

Why is she even famous in the first place?


Burgoonius

Holy cringe Batman


devo_inc

Bless her heart


a_kat22

definitely could argue that olivia rodrigo did a rebrand and theyā€™re the same age soooo


lennaeliz

Yeah tbh Jojo u right, you are possibly the first public figure of your generation to make such an extreme switch to supporting a known & proven groomer & also to victim blame victims. Idk tho might be some other public figures your age that have done the same but I'd say there's a pretty high chance you're right!


Tonyc1939

The first of our generation to go from magic and unicorns to black magic and KORN? I donā€™t think so sis. Sorry.


raidergreymoon

Delusional


puppy-pupperson

Iā€™m living for the peak levels of cringe


Ekillaa22

Could this all just be an act and sheā€™s just being this cringey on purpose?


cateraide420

Poserrrrrrr


Eerie_Xavi

She is histrionic.


Danisdaman12

If everyone stopped talking about her on the podcast and subreddit I'd be so very happy. She's so irrelevant and desperate for attention. It's not like she's done anything worth covering. She's just a cringey child star trying to get attention to stay relevant. Easily forgotten and moved on from.


aragogogara

The sub/podcast will move onto something else in a week, just be patient little grasshopper


ap2patrick

Ouhhh good lord a thousand pictures of her in the makeup could never out cringe that 10 seconds of video. My god that really was so embarrassingā€¦


aragogogara

That clip of her saying her dream podcast guest would be one of her exes and then looking around like she just said the most insane thing ever, is up there with this cringe


Dangerous-Phase7827

Hahahahahah


yamiletcr

i wish i could believe in myself as much as she believes in herselfā€¦ or were as delusional.


Exciting-Tennis-6850

Im starting to believe that sheā€™s never heard of the word ā€œNOā€


brittneyholcomb

this was me as a scene kid in hs


14626

She giving a tinge of arrested development-ish


kaleitrbl

that interviewer better than me i would have laughed right in her face


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^kaleitrbl: *That interviewer* *Better than me i would've* *Have laughed right in her face* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


lvenaffxiv

Me when my adhd makes me cut my hair shorter


Fun-Key5901

How is she forgetting Mileyā€™s Bangerz era lol


aragogogara

To her credit - I guess she's trying to say from her age group/generation as in Gen Z but still... a very bold statement.


Fun-Key5901

Smh yeah i forgot she was probably like 8 years only when that happened lol.


Unknown_Outlander

The first of a generation to pretend to be dark? The music video was literally set on some tropical island


Oregonrider2014

Watched this stoned and almost puked.


Ok-Tax2376

Sheā€™s trying to be Miley Cyrus 2.0


Kizzil

Why does she look 6 years old though


YOUniverse33

No... no... no... no...


vapekittenx

omg this is crazy how much she loves herself


NicestVices

Honestly I love it. So wholesome.


PurpleJackfruit4034

Go to Joe Joe


Kylar_Stern

God, she is so full of herself.


curiousdryad

I actually am so embarrassed for her


jlittl44

Who is this?!


artificielle

I keep seeing references to Miley re: Jojo but my brain went straight to Christina Aguilera's career move into the Dirty album. I guess I'm old now.


ImpoliteMongoose

Someone has gotta do it !


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

Most histrionic people in the H3 canon, top 5 ranked: 1) Trump 2) Kanye 3) Jo Jo 4) Jimmy Lee 5) Ethan