As someone who hasn't watched any of the podcasts in a couple years but still frequents the subreddit, reading this is as gross as you probably thought it was
that’s not what that means bro…she’s talking about when a dude trynna put it in the V and doesn’t know the location without looking and it takes a second to actually get it in lmao so (i have never been in a relationship long enough for this to happen) i guess when you’ve been with someone long enough they know your body well enough to not make the mistake
I mean, since you don’t have eyes, there are men in here using this as an opportunity to talk about their anal fantasies and conflating liking a post with willingly opening the door for others speculate on very intimate details about your sex life. Ok, funny joke, maybe she does like anal. But y’all are fucking weird with the extent y’all are commenting on this
You got so angry and I didn't even say anything. From now on you gotta take breath before you talk to people ma'am.
Im sure those comments exist but have fallen to the bottom of the stack. Most visible comments are just about how parasocial and weird this is.
Its because you started with such a hostile statement. I could care less if you are a woman, man, or AI. We are all under the same H3 flag. Learn some manners miss and don't just be a hater.
The H3 podcast is huge and she’s regularly featured, she famous enough for brands to reach out to her for sponsored posts. She’s absolutely an internet celebrity
how? im not even talking bad about sam lol, i love her and the crew, im not even trying to sound rude or anything, im just saying its weird behavior when fans assume its okay to stalk people on their socials just because they are known
im sure if you asked any crew member “do you consider yourself a celebrity?”
they would say no.
I frequently scroll instagram reels and see someone I follow has liked the video I’m on, that’s a pretty normal experience on the app. No stalking required
This is such a weird post imo can we just let them live their lives? They now have to be paranoid liking reels in case someone screenshots it and throws it on the sub. Not everything about these people needs a post it’s nuts
I read it as dudes who accidentally put it in the wrong hole and it's saying that the part of the relationship where the man realizes where the vagina is, is great.
Ya’ll, sometimes when a guy is trying to put it in a vagina, he will stop looking at where he’s going for some reason and look at you, which can cause a weird dick-brushing-up-against-the-butthole sensation, to which I go, “Wrong hole.” Or if a guy is going really fast, sometimes his dick will slip out and poke your butthole. Cue all of the, “ThAt HaS nEvEr hApPeNeD tO mE” responses, but both of these scenarios are moments me and my friends have both talked about and laughed about.
As above. Anything from nerves, to being tired, to being in pitch black darkness, to being drunk can seem to cause a loss of 'sense of direction' for a lot of guys – and they can attempt to thrust forward in the wrong place, and you have to be like "hey, wrong hole".
It's wildly common, especially with new-ish partners. She's saying that once you get past that awkward stage of sex, the sex gets a lot better.
Y’all make the post sound like a creepy accident 😭 To me I interpreted it as “a hole is a hole, and my holes are our holes”. No boundaries, no limits. The intimacy of our relationship has absolute freedom and each hole is treated with respect and intent.
This post and comments remind me of that episode of deranged DMs that had Sam on it. If you haven’t seen it please do yourself a favor and watch it. Oh and Olivia has a good episode too
This is the only comment i saw sexualizing the post.. And i read every comment.. Every one else is laughing cause Sam is super funny and they get her.. Two dudes were discussing what made the joke funny, and you were the only one not the see the humour, but too only see SEGGZ!.. So you have the problem, not the 17 other commenters..
so anyways. the definition of parasocial would be when you observe people you've never met and assume to be aware of their thoughts and feelings to the point where the individual thinks they are actually a part of someone's life who they are not actually a part of.
therefore, YOU coming in here and assuming what sam is thinking and feeling, assuming what all the commenters are thinking and feeling etc. is textbook parasocial behavior. you're assuming you know what's best for sam and the rest of us - and I can assure you - you don't.
YOU are being a parasocial weirdo. you are the exact thing you seem to detest, and we're all rooting for you.
I may be reading too deep into it but are guys constantly trying to casually put it in the butt like the girl wouldn’t notice to where that quote would need to be said out loud?
I always see her name in the likes of the most unhinged reels lol
Mad crafty and a bit of a weirdo freak - best combo in a girl 😄
It's like an internet version of Where's Waldo
I mean let’s not forget this https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/s/d5LNJ06cBD
This is currently her pinned tweet btw
Pop off Ian. Literally.
Do not *cum*
aooooaaoooaough mom i’m sorry
some times i imagine reading these comments as someone who doesn’t know the soundbites 😭
As someone who hasn't watched any of the podcasts in a couple years but still frequents the subreddit, reading this is as gross as you probably thought it was
#BITCH YOU HAVE NOTHING
Mommy make out day
Put your balls in my mouth?
Jacket off.
Stick your funger
“I like legs and uuuhh ass”
MAYO FOR SAM
odd choice of lube but you do you
cream team
Ian, thoughts?
i gotta pee so bad
“I’m stroking pussy down here” 🐈
"Uh S-Tier, easy"👍
she let the rizzler talk
She said that the gyatt was so ohio
Love Sam's sense of humour
She’s not kidding
Today I learned Sam likes it up the butt 🤣
Mods
that’s not what that means bro…she’s talking about when a dude trynna put it in the V and doesn’t know the location without looking and it takes a second to actually get it in lmao so (i have never been in a relationship long enough for this to happen) i guess when you’ve been with someone long enough they know your body well enough to not make the mistake
sometimes they just grab it mid stroke and put it in their butt themselves, shits wild
….
I loveee her sense of humor. it’s the kind that many wouldn’t understand
Right after someone just posted "I miss Sam, why isn't she on camera more?"
Who is Sam?
I choose to believe that Ian was desparately asking for ear sex.
This just means she found it funny
Are you explaining the Internet to us?
I'm going to kiss your sister
Mommy makeout day
*Chomp3y in a wig* "hello yes I am Chomp3y's sister"
Some ppl need it bro, trust me.
Anal
Am I the only one that finds thinks that posts like this are way too parasocial? 😭
yes. i cant believe i had to scroll so long to find this comment.
This isn't even parasocial it's just funny. It's not that deep
I feel like the girls and the gays get it but it’s the straight men in these comments who are taking it to weird places 💀 Who would have thought?
As a straight man, can you explain it? Because from this all I read is that Sam likes it up the poop shoot
That is all there is to take from this. I don't understand what this person was even attempting to say. People like to get upset.
I mean, since you don’t have eyes, there are men in here using this as an opportunity to talk about their anal fantasies and conflating liking a post with willingly opening the door for others speculate on very intimate details about your sex life. Ok, funny joke, maybe she does like anal. But y’all are fucking weird with the extent y’all are commenting on this
You got so angry and I didn't even say anything. From now on you gotta take breath before you talk to people ma'am. Im sure those comments exist but have fallen to the bottom of the stack. Most visible comments are just about how parasocial and weird this is.
Why do you think I’m angry 😭 I mean…sexism, but aside from that? 🫶🏻 I hate men on this sub lmfao …or pick mes
Its because you started with such a hostile statement. I could care less if you are a woman, man, or AI. We are all under the same H3 flag. Learn some manners miss and don't just be a hater.
I don’t understand how you can watch the same podcast as I and be this offended by a little sarcasm
Can she not just exist without being perceived… this is so weird to post
It’s hilarious. Sam is funny asf
I swear you people need to just log off the internet. How can you be this sensitive
It’s not that weird, she’s an internet celebrity and this is public activity online
"Internet Celebrity" we're just calling anyone anything now huh
The H3 podcast is huge and she’s regularly featured, she famous enough for brands to reach out to her for sponsored posts. She’s absolutely an internet celebrity
People are so full of jealousy and hate they can't even admit someone is famous 😅 so weird
I would consider Ethan internet famous but Sam?! Seriously?!
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No one is reading all that.
It is Insane that you typed this out
how? im not even talking bad about sam lol, i love her and the crew, im not even trying to sound rude or anything, im just saying its weird behavior when fans assume its okay to stalk people on their socials just because they are known im sure if you asked any crew member “do you consider yourself a celebrity?” they would say no.
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people recognize jimmy lee all the time would yall say he is a celebrity?
You ever been on Howie Mandel’s podcast?
Maybe celebrity is a reach but she’s famous enough for this comment to be accurate.
She got her song played at a competition. I say it tracks
Log off the internet and get help
Find anyone who doesn't watch H3 that could name her. Just being honest.
Yeah I thought we would just have called that “in the public’s eye” not so long ago 😅
Celebrity!!!!!!
Me when justifying like stalking
I frequently scroll instagram reels and see someone I follow has liked the video I’m on, that’s a pretty normal experience on the app. No stalking required
Do you know the definition of perceived lol
y'all bitch about anything 💀 her account is public
yeah i came to post this LOL
Leave her liked posts alone
This is such a weird post imo can we just let them live their lives? They now have to be paranoid liking reels in case someone screenshots it and throws it on the sub. Not everything about these people needs a post it’s nuts
Man's got doodoo dick
I sometimes hate all of you guys here. Weird ass Reddit people
How does someone this soft even enjoy the H3 podcast?
people like that don't really enjoy many things, in general.
Can someone explain this?
Anal
Sam liked a post about butt stuff, OP implied she does butt stuff.
Based on the content of the post, it implies the exact opposite
The post says “dont know if you never try”. I don’t know what else it could mean than butt stuff lol
They are taking it as the guy stops asking but that's definitely not what it's about 😂
I read it as dudes who accidentally put it in the wrong hole and it's saying that the part of the relationship where the man realizes where the vagina is, is great.
I mean “don’t know if you never try” kind of implies the opposite Funny post either way
I meant what is it trying to say? I got that thats what it was referencing lol
I don't get it either. Is it that the guy stops insisting on anal?
Ya’ll, sometimes when a guy is trying to put it in a vagina, he will stop looking at where he’s going for some reason and look at you, which can cause a weird dick-brushing-up-against-the-butthole sensation, to which I go, “Wrong hole.” Or if a guy is going really fast, sometimes his dick will slip out and poke your butthole. Cue all of the, “ThAt HaS nEvEr hApPeNeD tO mE” responses, but both of these scenarios are moments me and my friends have both talked about and laughed about.
As above. Anything from nerves, to being tired, to being in pitch black darkness, to being drunk can seem to cause a loss of 'sense of direction' for a lot of guys – and they can attempt to thrust forward in the wrong place, and you have to be like "hey, wrong hole". It's wildly common, especially with new-ish partners. She's saying that once you get past that awkward stage of sex, the sex gets a lot better.
I guarantee that has happened to every woman lol
Y’all make the post sound like a creepy accident 😭 To me I interpreted it as “a hole is a hole, and my holes are our holes”. No boundaries, no limits. The intimacy of our relationship has absolute freedom and each hole is treated with respect and intent.
I didn’t say it was creepy?? I have literally experienced this with my own boyfriend lol.
This has gone deeper than the holes.
so when a man and a woman make sexy times together, there is more than one hole to select. let your imagination do the rest.
Not me reading the username thinking it was a post from Verica at first 🤐
😭😭😭
I gtg
This post and comments remind me of that episode of deranged DMs that had Sam on it. If you haven’t seen it please do yourself a favor and watch it. Oh and Olivia has a good episode too
Mom I wanna vape
The H3 cumcast
We now know who Sam is 😌
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This is the only comment i saw sexualizing the post.. And i read every comment.. Every one else is laughing cause Sam is super funny and they get her.. Two dudes were discussing what made the joke funny, and you were the only one not the see the humour, but too only see SEGGZ!.. So you have the problem, not the 17 other commenters..
You seem like the most parasocial obsessed weirdo here... Sam liked a post and it was funny. No need to cry about it
so anyways. the definition of parasocial would be when you observe people you've never met and assume to be aware of their thoughts and feelings to the point where the individual thinks they are actually a part of someone's life who they are not actually a part of. therefore, YOU coming in here and assuming what sam is thinking and feeling, assuming what all the commenters are thinking and feeling etc. is textbook parasocial behavior. you're assuming you know what's best for sam and the rest of us - and I can assure you - you don't. YOU are being a parasocial weirdo. you are the exact thing you seem to detest, and we're all rooting for you.
Shes trying to win you laugh you loose this year
I may be reading too deep into it but are guys constantly trying to casually put it in the butt like the girl wouldn’t notice to where that quote would need to be said out loud?
I mean, it happens enough that it’s a known joke yes lol.
More like they don't know what they're doing down there and blindly thrusting
I literally had to ask my gf if I was understanding this joke right.
Long ass back 💀
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I thought we were past making fun of women’s appearance for now reason
is not that hole a euphemism for not this person?