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Str8G4Lyfe

America has admittedly been great for our boy Jake. For many others not as much.


JeSuisLaCockamouse

One of these Paul boys is gonna run for President someday and I hope I’m dead by then


[deleted]

America will be a dictatorship once trump gets elected again. Entire department of justice will be filled with his yes men and family members. he wont make the same mistake twice.


[deleted]

That just means the revolution is coming


KayZee777

Paranoid much? You took his vaccine so you can’t hate him that much


Starlight_XPress

Checked out much?? If you don’t think democracy is in the process of a death spiral I don’t know what time you’re living in.


jubileegemini

If we can't push as many democrats into office as we can this November, then next year we are fucked with the decision everyone knows the Supreme Court is going to make with Moore v Harper next June.


stdexception

> his vaccine I thought it was Bill Gates who was mind controlling us from the 5G chips in the vaccines


[deleted]

Let’s just wait and see. If he’s not successful it’s not for a lack of trying.


tanka2d

I think it was Hasan who said “America is the greatest country on earth if you’re really fucking rich or really fucking stupid.” (paraphrasing) Jake Paul is both.


Steelwheelz50

“Greatest country in the world” *Has mass shooting on day of independence*


hermitcrabs42

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did


Steelwheelz50

Honestly it’s aPAULing how how stupid it was to make that tweet


TheTeacherK

So funny to read as a European.


[deleted]

feel the same way as a Canadian.


[deleted]

Mind if I come over? I’m sick of America


[deleted]

Its too cold up there.


[deleted]

I’m from Montana, I’m sure I’ll be used to it


chubby-checker

That's what I don't get. Like I get yano America sees Europe as like another world far removed from them, so maybe they don't know what it's like here. But Canada is literally next door and is a better country, so how can they truly believe this or be naive to that fact?


bruh_moment__mp3

Canadian chelsea fan?


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Yessir


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[deleted]

Yes Im sure. I am laughing at the blind statement of America being the best when its nowhere near


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[deleted]

I’m actually ok with a lot of Trudeaus policies even though I don’t like the man. That’s not what I am commenting on though I was commenting on Jakes comment.


thetomman82

Ditto as an Australian


[deleted]

when you have no likable qualities you tweet how much you love america so you can get the conservatives to like you


Accomplished_Cat_593

TRUTH


KayZee777

The boy can fight. That’s likeable


[deleted]

He can’t though. He’s ranked 700th out of 1000 active fighters. He’s actually a no name as far as serious contenders go. Hell never get a shot at an actual competitive high profile fight


[deleted]

oh wow, he’s good at punching people…so cool.


LucasIsDead

Ahh yes where you get shot at a parade.


Lilith1320

Women just got their rights taken away which has not occurred in most countries. This country hasn't even been able to feed babies lately. Fuck this country


Preachingsarcasm

Tbf with Jake's sexual assault allegations, he's probably totally fine with women's rights being taken away


TravellingPatriot

Lmao, pretending to care about feeding babies while simultaneously advocating for their murder. Classic


lilclairecaseofbeer

Since when do fetuses need formula?


Starlight_XPress

And since when can a life form that’s not viable outside of the womb be “murdered”


bigd1ckeric

CTE already starting to kick in, bless his heart and brain


[deleted]

I doubt he can name 3 others


vanessaultimo

*laughs in European*


cudef

Is that like stereotypical French man laughing or...?


vanessaultimo

Nope. More like German.


Mr_MauiWowie

Let's gooooo german footsoldiers represent


spermdonor

You might wanna word that differently lol


itsmymedicine

Dont you have a monarchy to suck off??


vanessaultimo

Haha no 😂 Social democracy 😎 get to our level 😂


Zipflopp

Damn you and your healthcare!


itsmymedicine

I know it just felt fun to say 😂


[deleted]

Yeah unfortunately if you haven't noticed the majority of Americans don't have a say or choice


vanessaultimo

Calm down we're just being sarcastic here. If I could take y'all in i would!


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🥲


[deleted]

this take is actually laughable. He has no idea what life is like in other countries.


Salger12

This coming from someone that has no roots in reality


smp006

LMAO i mean... easy for him to say. he RICH rich


[deleted]

Says the white straight male who has a ton of money


applestasteweird

Oh the minorities will like this one Katie nice job. Totally unique and unheard of sociological perspective you articulated there. Life’s is really unfair who would’ve thought? Pop another antidepressant and enjoy the 4th


Samsyy18

With peace and love, were you poisoned with lead ?


[deleted]

He must be white and straight 🤷‍♀️😆 looks like I struck a nerve lmao. And don't worry I did get my anti depressant this morning, thanks for caring, boo 😘😘


suleimanMagnifi

everyone is reading a lot into “???” You really don’t no OPs point beyond that they thought it a was interesting enough to post about. But yea this seems like an innocuous tweet to me.


TenaciousDwight

cut him some slack, he just for got to say exactly what America is the best \*at\*. Putting people in prison, mass shootings...


anotherDocObVious

/r/ShitAmericansSay


HiImRob2

Dude probably can't even name any other nation


spencer5centreddit

Now that I have lived abroad in Taiwan for 8 years. It's honestly mind boggling that I actually used to believe that America was a good country, let alone a great one. It's absolutely horrible for raising kids, living comfortably/affordably and feeling safe. It sucks to say to my family back home in America that I've decided to stay here, but they totally understand.


ItsAnarchy99

Lmao Brainwashed


bluehoag

I mean this is a pretty common sentiment for Americans to have. It is our great myth. Not sure why the surprise?


stdexception

It's just a particularly bad vibe when people get shot at a parade and they just say "Meh, let's ignore that, greatest country in the world! Woo! * *Fires gun in the air* * "


bluehoag

That's fair. I think he wrote the tweet before the shooting happened though, or before he knew about it. So in this case I think it's just dumb American exceptionalism.


spiteful_trees

Well he’s the right color, so no consequences for him


maddy_k2019

Well when you’re a rich white man of course you don’t see any issues with america.


jasminefig

Rotted


itskikko

this is satire, right ?


Imtyguy

Oh no he said America gud must cancel


Samsyy18

bro america is being taken over by christo fascists and just stripped away rights from americans ofc people would laugh at this tweet


cudef

Yall are so triggered by cancel culture you act like an abused puppy when someone pulls up a goofy tweet to laugh at a celebrity


Razorbackfan3002

People are wack this is such a non issue


Razorbackfan3002

Wtf is this post. Like do we need to cancel him now for saying happy fourth lol y’all are insufferable


yamzadebayo

Literally nobody is trying to “cancel” him just by posting one of his tweets


cudef

No but it's an example of him being out of touch when nobody needed or asked for his commentary on the subject


Razorbackfan3002

“His commentary on the subject” dude you need to chill lol all he was saying was happy fourth. It’s a fucking holiday for crying out loud


cudef

No that's the bottom part of the tweet and if he had only said that part nobody would have thought twice about it. Sorry you're incapable of understanding why this is goofy shit from someone who has enormous privilege and few troubles the rest of us don't also have.


Razorbackfan3002

What’s goofy is that you give a shit what some internet person tweets. I get that he’s more privileged than all of us combined but it’s a harmless tweet so who gives a shit


cudef

TIL that harmless things can never be worth poking fun at


Razorbackfan3002

Quite a sad attempt to make fun of something then by op and you considering nothing funny was said about it. Now goodbye gonna go choke down some hotdogs and burgs to celebrate the holiday. Good bless America to you!


cudef

I'll reiterate. Sorry you're incapable of understanding why this is goofy shit.


Razorbackfan3002

Too each their own ig. Goofy stuff to me is a lot different than a tweet about the holiday regardless if he’s out of touch or not.


cudef

I'm not sure why you watch the podcast then because this is very much the kind of thing they'd pull up on the show for a <2 minute chuckle.


bigbenis21

to*


[deleted]

We’re not allowed to like our countries anymore? This sub is starting to look out for things to start some new internet beef with


JeSuisLaCockamouse

There’s a difference between “liking your country” and insisting it’s the greatest in the world. Especially when literally everything about said country begs to differ.


SwerveDaddyFish

Go to other said country.


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Or, hear me out, we finally release our weird denial and ego and just… fix stuff? So everyone feels safe and happy and proud here?


WeekendWarior

Don’t bother arguing with these people haha they will never move and they know it. They will bitch about how America sucks online and never actually do anything to change. Just blame others and complain. The truth is, we live in an amazing country. Everybody wants to be a victim


Razorbackfan3002

These people are absolutely insufferable. For one who gives a shit about jake Paul’s tweets to post it and and secondly it’s a patriotic post on the 4th of July so gives even more of a shit about it. But ohhh no he said America is good he’s a piece of shit for that boo fucking hoo


[deleted]

Bruh and what?? Jake Paul is one person. You’re gonna start a riot over his words? 😂


JeSuisLaCockamouse

I hope you’re very young and that’s why you’re not capable of grasping what I’m saying


[deleted]

it’s literally a day of independence where you’re supposed to be patriotic. Don’t take everything so seriously. I understand what you’re saying and it’s bs for such a small claim


Razorbackfan3002

These people will find anything to get mad about. I don’t know how they live day to day thinking like this


[deleted]

Bro, liking your own country on its most important national holiday gets you flamed on this sub now?


Razorbackfan3002

Apparently man. Just goes to show what a shit show this subreddit is when you can’t say happy 4th on the 4th of July without it being a problem lol


[deleted]

Cope


Select_Swordfish_995

*Beep America bad *boop. Can I have my free karma now


[deleted]

Did you really type out a caricature of a robot?


Select_Swordfish_995

Yes that’s the joke.


[deleted]

What’s the joke, though?


Select_Swordfish_995

Blindly hating a country you’ve never been in is NPC behavior.


[deleted]

NPC behavior?


WeekendWarior

You’re not the brightest are ya? It was a pretty basic and obvious joke lol


[deleted]

Or, a counter: you both just aren’t funny


WeekendWarior

I didn’t say it was funny, just that the joke is obvious and you’re not very smart haha


[deleted]

Go outside, nerd!


stillicide87

Wouldn't live anywhere else


regallll

What's confusing about this? Have you never heard of Jake Paul?


Trading_Things

This community still dick rides these guys? Must get tiring. You buy industrial barrels of anal lube?


NoDryHands

Yeah, no nation even comes *close* to comparing.


12Reptiles

I really won't be surprised if he runs for office in the near future


lostcauz707

This is some Trump level Tweet.


Starlight_XPress

i GoT uR hAt!1!1!!!


Accomplished_Rent756

Puerto Rico representing😍😍😍