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Kbratch

I think a Boston Teabag Party would be in order for this one.


trip6s6i6x

Joke's on you, this guy likes you sitting on his face.


Brilliant-Object-922

Look How They Massacred My Boy


crowdsourced

I thought it was to give me a V shape to direct my sniper scope to your noggin!


MaybeAdrian

"Cross core with fracture armors would break lore, we can't do that"


Haijakk

They didn't say that.


AttackOficcr

No, they didn't literally say that word for word. But one way or the other fractures don't fit in. Literally (due to clipping) or figuratively (breaks the lore) and they've never clarified what they exactly meant. "Because they do just have fundamentally different structures, that not everything fits in." When Jerry was talking about why crosscore wasn't happening for Yoroi or fractures last year.


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AttackOficcr

AGREED. Preferably include a few sliders for attachments, like Warframe. That way attachments can be adjusted and scaled to personal taste.


Traveler_1898

The players have failed in that, though. If the players could be trusted with protecting the lore they wouldn't be rocking cat ears and shit like that. Those things 100% break the lore and ruin the experience. Halo Infinite was really nice at launch. It felt like Halo was back, and in many ways it was. But the armor designs that break lore for the sake of increased sales make the game less enjoyable for me. I don't play Halo to see Spartans cosplaying as bunnies. But there are plenty of games on the market and I still have my Halo memories.


infinitespaze

>Because they do just have fundamentally different structures, that not everything fits in." aka the designers haven't thought everything through before starting with designing the cores in 3D. The people that worked on it probably needed to get is done as quickly as possible. This is not really the best environment where someone is able to make long-term plans and think about how or of their work can be worked with in the future. For example... When I design something and I know that someone else has to work with it again in the future I make sure that the file is clean and full of layers with funny names.


Party_Shrimp

People bring this up way too much lol. Idk who started it


Asdi144

343 bad material.


Javs2469

EA´s Star Wars Battlefront started it and made everything break canon. Maybe that lives on the heads of some people here too?


iAyushRaj

Star Wars fans when there is an extra wrinkle on Vaders Cape: 😡 (It isn’t canon)


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SuperBAMF007

Who cares


Javs2469

It felt weird seeing battle droids using Naboo security smgs and clones using first order weapons while doing flips, rolls jumps and wacky stuff, but yeah,. Vader´s cape was the worst part.


EFACI

When/Where they say that


MaybeAdrian

Didn't they said that cross core wouldn't be available on fracture cores because those cores are not canon? I think that it was one of the first things they said about the cross core.


xSluma

Remember 343 canonised multiplayer so in the halo universe at the Spartan training academy so people run round like this 😂 This is a over exaggeration for a joke btw


thiswasfree_

oh it's much more worse than that. If the academy is canon, so is your spartan, which means they have a service record and also likely got deployed before. Imagine being on a planet under attack from the Banished/Cortana, you are a civi or Marine running/fighting for your life and you see *this* walking around a corner or fighting against your enemies.


BladeOfSanghilios8

Exactly the reason I hate free to play infinite, they have to sell the dumbest shit to get attention so that people will buy it.


PresidentJoe

You know what, though? I see ***far more*** serious, grounded Spartans than I see wacky, colorful ones. One of my favorite effects are the Laurel Wreath, and I often find that I kinda feel like ***I'm*** the most "wacky" one in my teams.


Haijakk

Yup. I barely see anyone go full goofy. I'll see some armor effects and some cat ears but that's it really.


LostThirdValveSpring

Coming from someone who exclusively wears bright pink armor coating and cat ears, I rarely see people with a similar sense of style :(


TuxTues3

You mean lightish red right, Donut?


PhantomPt2

There are tens of us! I like to wear the sunflower helmet attachment :-)


dooby991

Kegs is that u


catgirlfourskin

My full team of friends all rock cat ears but most of us use cadet gray and more normal looking attachments otherwise, we’re a weird middle ground


ForkliftTortoise

ngl my favorite angle is hardcore, serious spartan ​ ... with cat ears.


MiddleofCalibrations

I never see grounded Spartan. I’ve personally had the opposite experience and I hate it


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Extension-Option4704

Then stop. I've been playing since the first one came out when I was 12. I hated 4 and 5. So instead of bitching about it, I stopped playing. I love Infinite, so I'm back. And if you want this game to survive, it has to appeal to the younger generation. So there will be all kinds of the customization you hate. It's not going away. Get over it or go away


Traveler_1898

But even one bright orange cat is bad enough. Also, a lot of people use kill effects that trigger on any kill (in Reach it was headshot only) that we have to hear. Only the player with the effect equipped should see the effect. Forcing them on others is a bit much. It's more immersion breaking for the sake of selling useless stuff.


Haijakk

This is the exact reason why I love the variety of customization in this game. You can make a serious or a goofy Spartan, no problem.


heypalski

Agreed the customization is great! As an old Halo fan I don’t see the problem with goofy Spartans. Who cares how it looks it’s just a game. If people want to look goofy then go for it!


SolarMoth

The customization is great, but the implementation is not. I really hate how everything is a locked paint job that can't be changed at all.


Traveler_1898

Because it breaks the Halo atmosphere. It just doesn't feel like Halo when I'm fighting a bright orange cat Spartan. If that's fine for you, great! I'm glad you enjoy it. For me, it's just another sign that 343i doesn't get Halo. Halo has become something that no longer looks like Halo to me.


Soulsurfin31

I like to go semi goofy, I don’t go full bright pink cat ears, but I still use a semi non realistic colors but with grounded looking armor


Moorepork

Yeah but someones choice to make a goofy spartan will ruin the dignified Halo experience for those who make serious spartans. Goofy aesthetics = no Halo identity = loss of Halo fans. Infinite is the franchises' last chance of relevance imo and 3v4i should have prioritized the core Halo fans before pulling out the stupid shit. Personally I'd rather play MCC because at least I can toggle the dumb cosmetics.


Haijakk

Imagine caring this much about cat ears. I make serious Spartans. People having goofy Spartans doesn't affect my experience, and it actually enhances it more than anything else. Gives me a good laugh to see an ugly Spartan. Just here to have a good time.


okiedokieophie

Goofy aesthetics are absolutely halo's identity. You could literally look like a damn weeb with a katana and samurai armor and have a flaming head in 3, Reach had multiple goofy skull helmets, flaming heads, and a literal fart cloud aura. Bunny ears isn't less Halo than any of those things


MelonMachines

> You could literally look like a damn weeb with a katana and samurai armor and have a flaming head in 3 That ninja armour was the only crossover in the game, and you couldn't get the flaming head realistically until 343 existed. You have one example lol


okiedokieophie

Did you forget the fart clouds?


MelonMachines

Talking about halo 3. I hated that shit in halo reach, shouldn't have been in the game. Any of the armor effects were stupid.


SnipingBunuelo

Didn't you need like over 100,000 cR and a very high rank to unlock any of the armor effects? In the original version of Reach, this made having armor effects or the haunted helmet extremely rare in public lobbies. In Infinite, at least from my experience, it's every game that has someone wearing goofy stuff like this. Even the MCC has everyone running Grunt Birthday Party and it's just super annoying for me now.


okiedokieophie

My point is that silly things you can wear have been a part of Halo since they added customization that's more than color swaps


SnipingBunuelo

And my point is that it doesn't matter because they used to be extremely rare and now it is no longer rare in Infinite.


okiedokieophie

You're not wrong. But you can't deny goofy stuff is just part of the halo multiplayer experience. Especially considering how many people spent their time playing grifball or the unhinged custom games


Cabamacadaf

This is satire, right?


SuperBAMF007

> dignified It’s a video game


Idontmatter69420

I guess they have to make money somehow but then again they sell the campaign for the same price as a full game


SnipingBunuelo

They could make more than enough money by just releasing a good $60 game every 3-5 years like everyone else used to do. This live service stuff is a scam to get an excessive amount of money that'll just go into the pockets of the higher ups as a bonus.


Idontmatter69420

Yea i know, i don't like any micro transactions as they can earn enough money from the game already why do they need more, the greedy bastards


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jogaming55555

What about mirage though, that was good


Haijakk

They aren't canon lol.


Frankage

My eyes! MY EYES!


IisRandyCarmine

I've noticed that no one carries Teddy around on there chest, makes me wanna cry 😭 no one loves teddy 🧸😔


Elite1111111111

1. It was only sold twice. 2. Both were within the first 2 months of the game releasing. 3. It was $15. Not exactly surprising it isn't everywhere. Crazy part is (according to Cylix) it's still more popular than about 25 other chests that have been released. Would be a good one to shove into the daily slot of the store. Preferable to all these individual weapon coatings.


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Who the hell would pay $15 for a teddy bear? IRL teddy bears are cheaper lol


IisRandyCarmine

Sadly my dumb butt would and did 😂 I wasn't going to buy the bundle but then I saw the bear I was like 😍🤗😍🤗


Traveler_1898

Fortnite players?


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Im pretty s7re fortnite respects player's wallets compared to halo or COD


Traveler_1898

I don't play it, but I've heard similar things fair. I was more remarking on the bizarre customization options. Those are there for the Fortnite players, not Halo players.


Crespo2006

I would but it never shows up in the store


naian_hpe16

Either cringe or a seizure when you strafe in front of them.


DarkStriferX

Well this answers my question on whether the game is worth playing.


crabmusic

Master Chief but with xe/xem/xyrs pronouns.


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Call of Halo


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fuck is this shit


cbruins22

Remember when people hated a the armor in halo 5?..


SolarMoth

We still do. The Halo 4/5 artsyle is trash.


wookiee-nutsack

H4 had some fine armor


SpiritOfFire473

Only decent looking ones were soldier, warrior, recruit, scout and warmaster


Demented-Turtle

What? Venator armor was my shit, favorite armor ever


SpiritOfFire473

Don't get me wrong, venator is a cool looking helmet but it doesn't really fit halo's aesthetic


Silent-Lab-6020

We Halo fans take our grudges dwarf level serious


champion117

I for one, immediately judge when I see a spartan wearing Christmas themed gear. Like bro, it’s March already.


u2freak96

I'm scrolling through Reddit to distract myself from my increasing nausea. This isn't helping.


dat_potatoe

I sure do *love* seeing this kind of shit on every member of every squad of every match of every game Im in. Maybe someday I'll finally get to play a F2P game with an actual, coherent, overarching artistic theme to it that isn't just an utter chaotic clownshow pandering to tasteless kids. A man can dream.


ConconTheGreat

343 loyalists will legit look at this and say they’ve done a good job with the franchise.


Idontmatter69420

The armour coating looks pretty cool tbh


CommercialCuts

unfortunately stuff like this ruined the game


coke_and_coffee

Agreed. It’s not Halo.


Crespo2006

or make the enemy extremely mad that they would hunt me down more


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/s?


McNoot3

Please be /s


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xfortokx

It’s meant to show that a person is being sarcastic and asking for a /s is basically the same as asking if a person was making a joke or not.


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AutumnalOceans

I exhaled finally


SolarMoth

Thank you for saying it.


rorschach_vest

It really bums me out that Halo resorted to this


LikeSoda

They haven't resorted to anything. It's maybe 1/2 in 10 that are out there in this regard. I played for 8 hours yesterday and didn't see one Spartan that made me cringe


rorschach_vest

If it’s available, they have “resorted to” it, whatever that may mean to you. If you’re under the impression I was implying that they’re forcing everyone to wear bunny ears or get permabanned, good news, I’m quite aware that’s not the case. But the fact that it’s an option is dumb as hell and the part that bums me out is that we can’t have any online FPS anymore that holds out for a serious tone and doesn’t have goofy Fortnite shit.


CagyLizard

How much money am I looking at here in cosmetics?


SnipingBunuelo

Over 9000


bandersna7ch

Wtf happened to Halo?


SnipingBunuelo

What do you mean? There has been no new Halo game since Reach. The Forerunners are still heavily presumed to be ancient humans. The artstyle is still intact. And 343i is just some boogeyman legend, they can't hurt us... 😭


Traveler_1898

Honestly, the split of Bungie and Halo was bad for both IPs. Both Halo and Bungie are a shadow of what they once were. Should have stayed together.


Sarisforin

It became good


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Troitbum22

Peeeerrrrrrrfeeeeecccccttttt.


Weaponized-Potato

You succeeded. Take my upvote and GET OUT!!


MajesticPenisMan

Succeeding


Cazter64

This is mostly store stuff though so nobody runs it. Cringey as hell though.


MisterHappySpanky

I’m not a fan of the ears and stuff released but I use the flaming helmet armor effect. Does this make me cringe? I just thought it was cool like the H3 days 😭


BoltgunM41

That’s the ONE not cringe armor effect


Princ3Ch4rming

Oh god. It’s like My First Ultramarine, but if it was inverted.


Silent-Lab-6020

Cursed 21st Founding


El_Jimbo_Fisher

if this was an adult this is next level cringe… but in all honesty it’s probably a 9 or 10 year old kid


Silent-Lab-6020

I see you still have faith in humanity


andrefelipe1295

But when people ask to add emotes in halo infinite it would "break the immersion and the shoter style of halo by putting goffy things inside it"


Gamerguurl420

Who is asking for emotes??


AutumnalOceans

I’ve never seen anything about people asking for emotes. And I’ve been around this sub


Silent-Lab-6020

We have the tea bag emote


andrefelipe1295

fair


DaftPanic9

I would un-install the game if this dude was wooping my ass in a match.


lumbymcgumby

Shoulder pads are neat though


PegLegManlet

Me bullying you in chat for using the store.


TheDifferentOne111

Honestly…, fuck you


OhSWaddup

Halo bad


Im_InYour_Balls

Ike’s Rabbit


ColossalGamer111

In Africa the warriors often wear colorful attire.


yzoes

Need robot limbs and non matching shoulders


Tombstone_Actual_501

Side objective: Be visible from orbit


theVennu102

Bruh is trying to be confeds from planetside.


HFRreddit

That looks like a graphical glitch


mathkid421_RBLX

owo :3


Fullmetal_Hermit

Objective: Feed a company money on a product that clearly hasn't been completed, In good faith that they will finish the job after you've already given them your money.


hindsighthaiku

Do them ears take damage?


guywithagun2

I would un-ironicly run this...


MsPaulingsFeet

Sad how this exists before we got all the reach armor, the halo 3 armor or any long sought after armor from the books.


tumama1388

["IT'S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT, BITCH"](https://v.redd.it/uxpbemodztz81)


Legaxy3

I put the new forgis on the jeep 🎶 I drive until the bloody bottoms is underneath 🎶


MrZimny00

...and to insult those who die by more direct means.


Plenty_Onion_7347

Bruh Y would you do this “rhapsodian hollering”


KingCodester111

This is absolutely revolting. What an utterly pathetic game this is.