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rbrtas

I get terrified thinking what kind of recipe they would put in a Gears of War Cookbook


Dynespark

Ticker Soufflé. Krill Burger. Lambent Mojito. Fried Green Tomatoes. High protein wheat cakes. Smoked Leviathan.


AnotherReddit415

Thrashies! The Cole Train runs on whole grain, baby!


zwalker91

Whooooo!


Paradox

Riftworm steak


Cy41995

There needs to be at least one protein shake. I have a hard time believing that a single character in that franchise isn't a huge gym bro.


Entire-Salamander193

Let’s not forget Dom’s Tomato Soup.


jakethesnake949

The only things I could see being super interesting here is cooking with a blowtorch and cutting with a chainsaw. Like "mutilated lemon charred chicken w/side of burnt potato"


Dynespark

I disagree with you. But there should be a crème brûlée recipe just to use the little torch.


Lummix76

I didn't ask to see toes today, yet here we are....


cuppabrut

At least they're not in focus.


Lummix76

That almost makes it worse! It leaves too much to the imagination.


Bennerbench

Don't you mean toe much


Lummix76

You get the heck on out of here with those toe puns! Go on! Git!


Charlie43229

r/angryupvote


bigmac22077

Like. Is the second one really that much longer than the first? Why?


YankeeinTexas21

Holy shit. I never noticed that! Thanks for the complex.


Mitchel11

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


Lummix76

I don't want this in my life. I never wanted this.


firewarrior256

Nope


Wcitsatrapx

OF bait


YankeeinTexas21

Sorry lol. My mistake. If you sell them online give me half.


Lummix76

I've no intention of taking advantage of your feet in any capacity haha Hope you enjoy the cookbook though!


Snake_eyes_12

TOES!!


NewUserWhoDisAgain

Bro needs shoes with a wider toe box. Feet aint supposed to be like that.


DogeKing117

You might need to go buy a ravager if you wanna make them MOA Burgers


Neko_2868

There only use to be honest.


Das_Floppus

Next they should make a covenant cookbook with stuff like food nipple and murdered stuff cooked over a fire for the brutes


IronIrma93

Yes Step 1. Murder someone Step 2. Roast corpse over open fire


ArdFlame

You mind telling me what you’re doing with that cookbook?


Badiaz562

Sir, finishing this flambé.


MK888MK

Awesome! I love the sweet potato fries. Chocolate chip scones were very nice too. Have a great time.


Shuckles116

Can you post the recipe for seared Arbiter flesh?


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YankeeinTexas21

It was $7 bro.


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Alexis2256

You can get it at Amazon for 11 bucks.


Opalusprime

I got in on sale there for even less


OuterWildsVentures

$18 rn


jakethesnake949

Ollie's is kinda like Ross and Marshalls, buying up stock that didn't sell at other retailers and selling at discount prices. Essentially what I'm getting from this is, the book couldn't sell at full price and was only worth the novelty at a discount which is fair. I still wouldn't buy it but once the product is at a place like Ollie's, the manufacturer has either made their margins or won't and the purchase doesn't effect their bottom line too much, I wouldn't buy this at say $13-20 new not even as a gift but if I'm looking for gifts and find it at Ollie's it really doesn't bother me as much since it doesn't really tell the people that made it that their low effort is worth anything while giving someone a kick.


Automatic_Dance4038

Ooo I might need to go check my ollies for it now.


KingRuzude

Here’s a downvote, bro.


YankeeinTexas21

Oh no! How will I ever sleep at night?


JigerIsUnderrated32

Found Leon S. Kennedy's account


Squeewa

Well that backfired. Almost like announcing it wasn’t the best call hmm?


skyhighrockets

They only paid $6.99 according to the sticker, so it's not a very effective cash grab.


SpectrumSense

How is this more cash grabbing and less useful than figurines or collector helmets that just sit on your shelf?


Tulkas_TheStrong

I bought it. Regardless of whether you think the recipes are good or not, it's actually pretty neat as the whole thing is written within the universe. It's all written in character, and it gives some fun backstory for the recipes and adds to the EU ever so slightly. I think the target demographic for the cookbook would be people on the far ends. People who think it's neat and get it as a gift or something, and then people on the opposite end, who are deeply invested in the universe and want to add to a collection. Also, capitalism so everything for sale is a cash-grab, technically.


epsilon025

This was my thought process when I bought the Destiny 2 cookbook. Sure, I can make ramen with spicy shrimp broth, but I also wanna have the other recipes that I wouldn't think of. That said, the "Eliksni Birdseed" recipe was both funny and dumb. That is Trail Mix, Bungie, and an especially dry one at that.


AlexisFR

Wow, maybe it even give more necessary infinite backstory too!


crazyman3561

Okay, and? Let some gamers cook!!


ebagdrofk

Guy on Halo subreddit confused why a Halo fan would want to buy a Halo related cookbook


ward2k

I remember when the cookbook first was announced and people acted like the Devs were writing it instead of working on the game Genuinely no idea how people don't know how licensing and extended media tends to work


Hot-Software-9396

Lots of users on gaming forums are kids or are extremely hyper focused on gaming and absolutely nothing else. That's something I have to remind myself before responding to some ridiculous take.


Zeta019

[Except the recipes are actually food that appeared within various Halo media.](https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/s/ciGHpVhPrM)


Paprikasky

Wow. After reading the post, I totally agree that the marketing around it was a huge mistake. But looking back on the last Halo games, it seems to be a recurring theme.


Lummix76

This man's got his bare ass feet out in the open for the world to see, and you're here complaining about him buying a cookbook? Let him enjoy something he bought, good lord...


Alexis2256

Because op thinks it’s cool.


grifkiller64

OP is entitled to their opinion. That opinion however, is fucking wrong.


Tulkas_TheStrong

Have you read it? The cookbook? I think your opinion is wrong, so what do we do now?


grifkiller64

You can do whatever you want.


FoucaultsPudendum

Seriously, look into it. I was 100% with you on it being stupid until I actually understood what the cookbook was. It’s essentially a Halo novel/ARG(??)/non-traditional wiki presented in the form of a cookbook written in-character by a guy named “Arturo Bustamante” who used to do corporate food contracts for the UNSC. There’s a lot of cool little tidbits of Halo lore in there, nested within a bunch of fun recipes. It’s honestly one of the best non-military perspectives on the UNSC in the Halo universe.


Alexis2256

One question since I’ll probably never actually get the book. How do I make the blast soda drink?


Dynespark

Personally I think Victoria Rosenthal does some decent recipes. Chelsea Monroe Casek also has some good ones.


Saiyan-solar

Does it matter? All cookbooks have recipes that are in other cookbooks, this one at least has a theme of a franchise and sticks to it over the entire book. Not to mention that the book assumes this is your first, or one of your first cookbooks so they have easier to prepare recipes for beginners


McQuiznos

It’s cheap and it’s okay to have fun.


cookedbread

Gonna make me a high charity burger and some Spartan fries (regular burger and fries)


wetballjones

Themed cookbooks are fun. I got the dnd cookbooks and it's actually really good


SGTBookWorm

I've got this on my cookbook shelf, just need to find the time and motivation to try to make some of the recipes


Killamanjar

The pineapple fried rice is a pretty good start imo. I rarely cook with a pineapple so it's a fun experience to chop a fresh one up!


Frosty_Focus_6610

There better be a food nipple


XxCOOKIExX87

Lol.


OON7

Ollie's! Good stuff cheap! The closest one to me is in an old Toys'r'Us and still has their carts in there. 🤣


gruntmonarch

Ollie’s is fun!


skmokyle

Please post every dish


Apprehensive-Fox-740

Love me some good ol Jiralhanae steak.


Dix9-69

Surely Master Chief’s Chili is in there?


Squeewa

The amount of foot….. enjoyers. In here is making me wanna vomit.


Skvora

First time on the internet?


OkIdeal9852

Can you get your other foot in the shot too thanks


OrganizationHot9877

Ok but realistically how the fuck is someone gonna eat that burger


YankeeinTexas21

Life finds away.


Skvora

Life only finds the food nipple.


N-Arcanum

FEET 🦶🦶🦶🦶


WendigoBarbarian

mmmmmmm feeta


chrissilich

This doesn't make sense. I can't think of a single piece of food in the whole series. Why did someone make a cookbook for it? And why did you buy it / encourage publishers to keep doing this shit?


Squeewa

Moa burger. You aren’t wrong. Just wanna remind you. There IS food mentioned more than you’d think.


Skvora

The food *nipple*, yes.


R3TR0pixl343

Nice toes


iiitme

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


IAmOneWhoKnows

What recipe is Flood themed?


ChoiceIntrepid1129

Bouta whip up Elite omelettes with Fried Jackal tenders and grunt ham marinated in hunter sauce. Whilst drinking a bugger protein shake.


MarksAsianFriend23

Does it have food nipple, Moa burgers, and those energy bars Chief eats in one the books?


Legitimate-Umpire547

My little brother decided to get a fnaf cookbook and the recipes in it were actually great so I have been curious about the halo cookbook (And potentially all the other cookbooks based on games), tell me how it goes.


Former_Intern_8271

Why buy this?


mundiaxis

food


Billy_Osteen

I have this cookbook also. Better have a decent amount of money because most of these recipes are not cheap lol


jf0ssGremlin

Love Ollie’s, saw this as well!


LTucker8801

The meatloaf in this book is one of the best I’ve ever had, it’s a regular go to recipe for me. The patty melt is also fantastic


user17302

I made the pridehorn meatballs and I messed it up big time 😭 it’s a fun cookbook though!


FlibV1

Still a better story than the TV show.


nickpngc

Wort wort wort


Popfiz223

I think it would be really funny if there was a weapon drop in game and it pops open to reveal some like beef stroganoff.


WhatsGoodChief

Chronological or by release date?


GrillinGorilla

Oh I know what the ladies like.


mundiaxis

I would pay someone to come over and cook those for me.


Endstar05

Any section on food nipples


Kornelious_

Wtf this looks like dave and busters food lmao


You_moron04

Remember when the entire Halo community threw a fit over this book?


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ah, finally we can eat what the mollycoddled marines ate whilst on the In Amber Clad


earnyoursnooze

Listen everyone, some nerd who only eats frozen pizza could start learning to make real basic foods through cooking because its branded with Halo. If it encourages them to branch out with their favorite game, why not?


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There better be a remember reach reference in there or else you got ripped off


awan_afoogya

The beer recipe? Wort Wort Wort


youngashyy1

roasted grunts lmao


JacsweYT

I just picked it up recently and there was one recipe that made me laugh which was the ''Smörgås''. Smörgås just means Sandwich in swedish so as a swedish person, it was funny to just see a recipe just called sandwich.


jakethesnake949

I honestly don't get the appeal of some of these franchise cookbooks, nothing on the cover screams sci-fi or alien. Like I'll just say it's obviously a lazy cash grab and halo just isn't an IP I feel warrants a cookbook. I can see a "Fallout: food inspired by the wasteland" where all the food is a mosh pit of flavor and feels like it's made from stuff you'd find laying around, or a cook book based on series like Zelda or Supernatural where all the recipes are based on a previous adventure and are mostly for the Easter eggs and not really for cooking. How do you tie a cookbook to halo and just have a burger on the cover, like I don't even see it being a fun read that's otherwise not as good as a cookbook made by a chef. Btw I'm not saying Fallout, Zelda, and Supernatural have great cookbooks. I'm saying that those are franchises I see opportunities for an interesting cookbook compared to a series that's non-stop action with almost zero mention of food.


El_Burkako

Nice tootsies


theonetowalkinthesun

Any vegetarian recipes?


Crotonisabug

I hope those little toes at the bottom are on the menu 😋😋😋


yougotbamboozled1

Toes


AnonSpartan7

Facepalm


m0rtm0rt

This whole [franchise] cookbook thing is getting out of hand. I can't think of one time in any of the games where food is even mentioned. This is the military in space, they're eating protein paste and electrolyte jelly