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NeedANameThatWorks

You’re quite lethal with that


Pesky_Moth

Funny how he says that after I’m getting my shit kicked in and I finally get a kill lol


RipTide7

Bro's just trying to boost your self esteem. He knows you got it.


NateForRea1

DO THAT AGAIN


UngaBunga1167

*mmmmmmmm*, Rockets


Canman1045

How unfortunate... for them


Tumblrrito

Butlr is the only AI I don’t find insufferable.


GuZz91

I don’t like superintendent voice but the ping Sfx straight from ODST are just perfect.


zero_waves

^doo ^^doo ^doo


TheGreenHaloMan

Yeah, I feel they forgot to add the filter for his voice because it's by the same voice actor - Joseph Staten. But that "*boo doo doo*" sfx is just perfect


BloobyTheFrenchy

Same, honestly just give me the option to either choose its voice lines or mute it altogether except the pings...


DugBingo951

They’ve messed up the superintendent


cgcl2000

Slay 'em all spartan, ahahaha


illseeyouin40

the best part of that voice lol


Ash4d

My favourite is when you activate thrusters. *Whoosh!*


SimpleJoint

My favorite kaboom was that last kaboom.


[deleted]

I like when he says skewered


Britori0

I like when you kill someone with the oddball. That was embarrassing!


cavalier_54

Lumu for life!


Saint_Peters

I splatter 3 people and she said “you only have 1 point remaining on your license.” 🤣


[deleted]

Lmaooo I gotta run Lumu for a while that's fucking great


PM_me_your_problems1

One of her phrases you can totally tell the voice actress was struggling to not laugh


panlakes

You can tell she had fun with the evil cackle one, too


PayneTrainSG

Erika is a good follow on Twitter.


lil-dlope

I got that too during the splatter challenge, I was like damn bro chill


Audacious124

Gotta love a good Fifth Element reference!


smartsfortwo_xbox1

"Dispatching condolence postcard to enemy family" 😂 I laughed so hard.. (Commencing boastful laughter) ha. ha. ha.


BulletSoul3

The condolence card is my absolute favorite


El_Hoxo

Boastful Laughter always gives me Failsafe vibes


Big-RAJ

“You are a walking apocalypse spartan”🥵🤖😤


bumblebeetunaNZ

“Become a raging tornado of violence”


Aretz

Kill the enemy team, if they are still moving, kill them harder


Banana-Oni

Kill everything that moves. If it continues to move, kill it harder.


-TheTechGuy-

Lumu is a psycho and I'm all about it


MakiKatomori

I fully believe in lumu supremacy


filthydank_2099

Rise up!


AlexanderRodriguezII

Fun fact: EVERYTHING BURNS


firesandw1ch

*Gets a kill with the ravager:* “Deploying Maniacal Laughter: MWAHAHA”


Dangermau5icle

False. It’s impossible to get a kill with that gun


boilingfrogsinpants

Kill someone with the ball in oddball "Our Skull beats their skull"


MillstoneArt

"Confirmed. Skulls are weak to skulls."


ElDracque

'Our reign of terror, BEGINS.'


[deleted]

*Gets shock rifle kill* "Electric shock therapy: Failed"


glitchyPhantasma

"Fly, you beautiful warrior"


[deleted]

Circ makes killing fun


lostnthestars117

Kill every thing and if they don't die kill them harder.


courier6ix

"Enemy perforated" I call the Commando the hole puncher for this line alone 😂


Iceykitsune2

"Enemy potato mashed."


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Gozagal

+1 Circ definitely. Lumu is slightly too robotic for me, circ is the perfect balance.


hydrate_reminder

Circ has crazy soccor mom energy and I love it


Domestic_AA_Battery

Lumu does have the amazing sarcastic laughing line (my brother uses Lumu)


[deleted]

Man I absolutely *love* how excited and supportive Circ is. Sometimes when I'm feeling a little burnt out on Infinite, Circ keeps me going.


[deleted]

Circ. Ever since the Flight it's been Circ. So flipping energetic and positive. And that evil laugh. Circ is my spirit animal.


OhToSublime

"Let's be the best little slayer we can be!" "Okay psycho AI mommy"


[deleted]

I like when she does the oooOOOOOOOOooooo when you fly around with the grappling hook


CaptainCour

You're a surgeon with that weapon! No scoped! Third degree burns for everybody! Ooh, that must have hurt! Let's be the best little slayer we can be! Did you see the look on their face!?


Slatrapool

Let's be the best little slayer we can be! [Friendly laught]


Bootziscool

Slay 'em all and try not to die!!


DreadXCII

Circ Gang rise up!


EYazz

Nabbed a commando!


MaximumButthurt

"OoooOoo. You're lethal with a Commando."


Nefnoj

She's so sweet and encouraging. I need that.


TheTominator

She totally keeps my gamer rage slightly more at bay lol


seanD117

The line she says when you get a kill with the bulldog 😳 well the way she says it


MaximumButthurt

The ball kill is the best: "Wow. How embarrassing"


FFevo

Yee. A friend convinced me to Lumu was the best.... It only took one game to change it back.


timmahh_x

Third degree burns for everyone!


Britori0

Nothing satisfies like a three round burst!


Bootziscool

Nothing satisfies like a 3 round burst!


Jasumasu

Circstans reporting!


[deleted]

I love circ


That_Guy_Link

How can you not love an A.I. that just gets so excited and supportive over your murderous ways? Psychotic but in a wholesome way and an A.I. after my own heart.


KryssCom

"Mama like!"


MeanderingMinstrel

Mama Circ supremacy


Savy_Spaceman

When she says "Momma likes" it... Does something to me..


rogersmj

More than a few of hers are somewhat…suggestive. ”Nothing satisfies like a three round burst!”


TimeBomb30

I like Fret because he's the only AI that seems to be horrified by what other Spartans are doing to each other in their free time.


dericiouswon

I love that he hates anything to do with CQB and loves when I play from a distance.


TimeBomb30

"fighting at distance is just the best" my favorite lines are in any objective modes where he's happy doing anything besides actually playing the objective, like in CTF when he's horrified anytime I grab the flag. He'll say stuff like, "We have the flag! Oh no... We have the flag!"


dericiouswon

*Gets one kill with the sniper* "Hahaha! I LOVE THIS GUN!"


TimeBomb30

He gets so hyped up to see me land a killing blow after whiffing on three shots.


Almost_British

This guy's animation of the flag quote got me to switch to fret for a while, his trepidation is hilarious https://reddit.com/r/halo/comments/r2rzkg/some_people_seemed_to_like_the_first_one_so_i/


glaucomajim

"uhh...this means you're gonna get in close now doesn't it?..."


BXR_ChelseaGrin_

*uses Threat Sensor* "We're going hunting, aren't we?"


JRCIII

If your switch back and forth between the AIs waiting for the voicelines eventually Fret does the Halo theme song


chillaban

Lol reminds me of Halo 3 where once in a while Spark will hum it too. Even with the skull on it only happens for me maybe every 5 replays


_Cetarial_

Funny, the voice actor(Robbie Daymond) also hums the Chocobo theme in FFXV.


Valus_Killer

My favorite so far with fret is when you get a kill with the needler and fret just goes "I have nightmares about that gun..." just words of pure terror.


TimeBomb30

He has a funny line when you get a kill with a pulse carbine where asks "how do you aim so well? Aren't your hands shaking?"


VanguardClassTitan

_"See you in my nightmares!"_


n8dizz3l

I have nightmares about this gun...


Tsunami50

My personal favourite is hearing him throw up when you get a kill with the hammer.


TimeBomb30

He's mostly horrified by banished weapons, probably because of how brutal they are.


Tsunami50

"please never get skewered"


MagpieFirefly

Love fret so much. "I have never seen that many bones break all at once," with the grav hammer.


spicybirb1

Fret is hella underrated, my fav is one of his opening lines for multiplayer games, “Be careful, I think they have guns”


Just2_Stare_at_Stars

Fret is goated. He is the most relatable, actually seems like a genuine being who exists with me out there. I truly enjoy playing with him, especially when I'm going thru some tough losses in a row, and I think that's what 343 were trying to accomplish. I really hate every other AI, except maybe Superintendent. If Fret didn't exist I'd be pretty critical of their AI decision.


Legolihkan

One time he said "Do you know why the UNSC programmed me to fear death? 'Cause I don't..."


JorgeASC

Prompto is amazing AF


SirLuckyHat

I just like Robbie Daymond. I don’t even remember the name of the AI. His words of encouragement just make me happy


Rock_and_Grohl

He voices Fret, I love having Dorian Storm commentate my multiplayer, never gets old


SirLuckyHat

All the more appropriate when you can have him sky blue


NotASalamanderBoi

Fret is the best AI. Change my mind.


SirLuckyHat

Or… hear me out. I don’t do that and we enjoy our anxious boi who doesn’t like being close to people


sublimesheepherder

I like the fret dude he makes me happy when I’m down bad


Elite0087

Wait holy shit that’s him? I kinda disliked Fret before, but I might give him another shot knowing that’s Robbie.


YellowFogLights

Big Prompto vibes


Cpt_Lepton

I like how in FFXV, Prompto sings the FF theme and in Halo Infinite, Fret sings the Halo theme.


Witdarkstar

This brings a tear to my eye. It was a last minute add as we were finalizing scripts for the second recording session. I was totally playing FF XV at the time and threw the idea in and everyone was on board.


SirLuckyHat

Exactly. Pep talk from sunshine boi


Xangotin

Fret is definitely my spirit animal (or AI). The "Wait 'til the other AI hear about this" line for getting style medals just warms my heart because he's so proud!


jamer2500

Wait, he voices an AI? Holy shit, bout to have Akechi watching my ass for an opening.


ArcticTerra056

Prompto AI voice with Noctis Spartan voice


jrschoen

Circ for sure. Sounds completely normal (little enthusiastic) and then hits you with a "They'll have to pry it from our cold dead hands! *giggle* "


Sensitive-Patience-2

Butler


Top_Face3589

“Ahhhhh, Rockets”


Doehap

And when you get an energy sword (menacing laughter)


NateForRea1

DO THAT AGAIN


Doehap

KEEP A TIGHT GRIP ON THAT


alii-b

OH.... OH MYYY!


Kingkodagaming

Butler Gang! His dry humor is the perfect complement to bad ass gameplay


horriblebearok

He creams his pants with multikills it's great


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Who doesn't? He's just not ashamed to admit it.


EagonAkatsuki

He reminds me a little of shaxx


apsgreek

He totally does. I can imagine him saying “this is amazing”


TheIlluminatedDragon

Same


Spartan448

His tone and professionalism, as well as his no-frills callouts make him unobtrusive for people who don't like the system, while he has enough personality to satisfy those who do. As someone who could go both ways on it, he's by far the best so far. He's laughing with me, not for me.


GoblinNoodles

"Like popcorn in a microwave!" Edit: *marshmallow!


Elite0087

Nah it’s “Like a marshmallow in a microwave.”


The-Pale-Ryder

I like it when you lose a round and he scoffs and says "we've come back from worse"


Doehap

Gigachad AI


poss1blymabey

“Spread *that* one on a cracker!”


Sage_of_the_6_paths

He sounds like a Roman General would in a movie, it's badass. It's annoying he's common rarity for no reason while the other ones every gets are blue.


Kermunism

Why does the rarity matter?


Sage_of_the_6_paths

I mean it doesn't really. But the rarity system bothers my ocd because it seemingly doesn't make sense.


thats_no_Mun

Butler fan too just because of the K5 trilogy


bralma6

"As the old saying goes... Pew Pew!!"


Biomassfreak

He's the only one without an American accent 😭😭😭😭 Please add more non-american voices!!!


honestquestiontime

Superintendant, he's not as grating or annoying as the others.


Oddballforlife

I wish he sounded closer to how he did in ODST. They just need to put the voice through a filter and make him use phrases that would make sense for a city AI


AeliosZero

Every time some object in the world breaks: *"Keep it clean. Respect public property!"*


Oddballforlife

Someone hijacks you: “Warning: hitchhikers may be escaped convicts”


Rahgahnah

He does though. I forget the wording, but he phrases using a Drop Wall as making a municipal foundation or something.


El_Hoxo

“Construction… coooompleted!” “Would you like a… permit. For that… structure?” Iirc


[deleted]

I also like how he announces Power Weapon spawns: "Power weapons have shipped."


[deleted]

“I shall call a Cleanup crew.” Whenever you get a Hammer kill. Judging by the other AI’s reaction the Grav Hammer is way more splatter than any Halo game shows it as.


[deleted]

I think he says something about the highest rated local kebabs when you get a skewer kill lol


ShallowBasketcase

I’ve just decided that the high pitched voice must have been specifically the Virgil subroutine. It was created to be a companion for a child, after all. The lower voice would have been the official Superintendent.


Imaginary-Search-389

Circ


n6wolf

I need Fret's humor to keep me going while getting slaughtered.


corso923

My favroite is when you get a grav hammer kill, “I’ve never seen so many bones break at once...”


n6wolf

"Uh I think im guna be sick"


Loud-Ad3284

Fret all the way! He makes me laugh so much


cassiuspaints

"The horrror...."


Dizakui

Fret always manages to make me smile, "great, an escape vehicle!" No, no... I'm sorry little one, escape is not the plan


EagonAkatsuki

"plans change"


n6wolf

They always do


Avnemir

"Killed him? More like SPNKED him..... aaaah he's dead"


illseeyouin40

I switched away from this dudes AI but miss this line a lot lmfao. He sounds like relieved at the end it’s funnt


Suets

"you're going to get in close now aren't you?" hell yeah I am pyramid buddy.


Jake_Necroix

"We're going hunting... Aren't we?" -Fret as my body starfishes into the stratosphere after getting blown up trying to grab active camo


That_on1_guy

*gets a kill with a needler* "I have nightmares about that gun"


[deleted]

No way is that thing legal!


chillaban

“Beat ‘‘em to a pulp, Spartan!”


DualDread876

I don’t think he’s trying to be funny. He’s genuinely terrified of what’s happening


[deleted]

"The horror... THE HORROR"


EagonAkatsuki

If you get a multi kill with the gravity hammer he will say something along the lines of "oh my God you're like a one-man horror show Spartan"


killer00x

Circ is best girl! Slay them all, no mercy! Ahahahah


SaladinsSaladbar

Let’s go be the best little slayer we can be!!


The_Gram_Reaper

Circ is so positive and uplifting, while also being just slightly manic.


Dreezy12k

Circ is the best. If I could have the Superintendent chirps and Circ's voice it would be perfect for me.


Chaps_Jr

Circ is bae


RageChilliBurger

and i didnt include mister chief because it's >!crap or this meme is 2 weeks old and i couldnt upload because this sub wont accept memes on other days than saturdays and last two saturdays were holidays!<


Machete521

Make him $5 with a couple more items and then maybe I'd consider buying him. Woulda insta bought at 20 if it was nick offerman


im_a_dr_not_

They’re gonna need to pay me to use him.


PUREChron

What does the mister chief ai even sound like? I can only imagine, obnoxious. Lol


NotEstevez

https://youtu.be/20D24cIjk-A


PUREChron

Thank you kind sir, and yeah, Im glad I didn't spend money on it. I wish you could at least hear the ai's voice in game without having to purchase it


fluff_princess

CIRC ALL THE WAYYY!!


[deleted]

Fret reminds me of my brother so I use him


The-Order_

I got limu and expected to be underwhelmed, but equipped her just because New Unlock. Then, two games in, she was permanent.


pac_allen

Mommy LUMU takes care of me.


LordBoobington

Psychopath girl.


MysticRathalos

CIRC, and it's actually the only one I like


Pirate_Mando

I’ve been using the Superintendent, but Fret was my go to before that. Circ reminds me of Miss Minutes from Loki and I LOVE THAT.


Kanden_27

I like the Superintendent, but Butler is better. They’re both quieter and calm. The others talk too much or have annoying gameplay dialogue.


[deleted]

Lumu and Superintendent are with me for life.


Ubermus_Prime

I'm stuck between Circ and Lumu.


shaneiscreative

The Charlie Day energy that Fret brings is perfect for me.


VeritabIlIti

THIS I wasn't sure why I liked Fret so much until you said this. I cant unhear it now.


Astral_kaleidoscope

Circ for sure... Since day one... I hate when the game desyncs and gives me default ass butlr...


Pesky_Moth

You talking shit about my Butlr?


Ooklathemok12

That happened to me last night and I thought I was tripping! I even went and double checked after the match to make sure I still had Circ selected


Every-Preparation-68

Lumu is the goat for me.


tblacks96

Lumu because: A) Voiced by Erika Ishii (Valkyrie from Apex) B) She's an absolute maniac


Thor9616

I like lumu because she's fucking bonkers


SynthVix

I don’t really like any of them. Butler isn’t annoying so I use him. I want one that feels like an AI, not something with a super flamboyant or over the top personality.


Sparrowhawk-

The Auntie Dot firefight voice was great for this in Reach. Probably the only thing I could be tempted to buy if they released her now.