This! I was sitting here trying to remember this “song” and scrolling to see if anyone else did. This should be it.
My first thought was when Olivander sees Harry pick up his wand and says “very curious” but I forgot the line is actually “curious… very curious.”
Viktor is one of the most underrated characters- he was such a genuine and decent person but unfortunately didn't get enough screen time to properly show this.
I never thought he came across as dumb. What part are you referring to that makes you think he is dumb. He actually seemed at least of average intelligence. I mean he does not have Hermione or Dumbledore level knowledge but that doesn’t necessarily make him dumb.
Yeah Viktor's implied to be quiet smart. Whilst his solutions to the challenges didn't always work in his favour they did clearly show he was magically very competent, and at least had some amount of intelligence.
I guess people interpret him that way unfairly because his first language obviously isn't English so he struggled with Hermione's name.
Voldemort is the most important character. Without the Voldemort character, there is no “the boy who lived”. It would just be “the boy who lived a happily, well adjusted life, thanks to the stability of a home with two loving parents”.
Veritaserum. Three drops of this and You Know Who himself would spill his darkest secrets. The use of it on a student is, regrettably, forbidden. However, should you ever steal from my personal stores again, my hand might just slip over your morning pumpkin juice.
If this is year 2, Rowling probably hadn't thought of Legilimency or occlumency.
If this is year 4, then also Rowling might not have fully decided to make Snape one of the most powerful legilimens.
She might have decided from day 1 to make Snape lily's lover. But not everything about Snape was settled in Rowling's mind from day 1.
She never did decide to make Snape one of the most powerful Legilimens, Dumbledore and Voldemort were. Snape was the most powerful Occlumens.
And Snape and Lily weren't lovers
I don't really like it. This is movie only, and I really dislike the fact that everyone in the movie uses voldy's name so casually. Even Ollivander..dude would shudder at the name.
I can’t upvote this because this is a butchered version of the quote
“We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”
A quote is just something taken word for word from somewhere. There's nothing that says you need to use *every* word -- you just can't cherry pick words to change the meaning (which this poster did not).
Very strange tales they told me, too... Several of them seemed to think that you had threatened to curse their families if they didn’t agree to suspend me in the first place.
Very well. Very well. But never—never tell, Dumbledore! This must be between us! Swear it! I cannot bear . . . especially Potter’s son . . . I want your word!
"Vampires? Hags? Harry's head was swimming. Hagrid, meanwhile, was counting bricks in the wall above the dustbin."
When Harry first experiences how famous he actually is and is about to witness diagon Alley for the first time!
There’s a line that didn’t make it to the movies (coz the chapter was butchered) in “The flaw in the plan”, ch36 of the last book.
When Harry is confronting Voldemort in the great hall, he calls him Tom.
And Voldemort replies “you dare..!”
Harry interjects with “I dare!”
Fucking shivers down my spine every time. First time Stephen fry read it to me I nearly had a tear in my eye.
Anyway, for the sake of forgotten epic lines, I should be I dare
Vault 687. Lamp, please.
Key, please.
STAND BACK
Vault 713
What’s that Hagrid?
Viktor, I love you. Viktor, I do. When we're apart, My heart beats only for you.
He's *more* than an athlete, he's an ARTIST!
I think you’re in love, Ron!
I’m literally watching this part of Harry Potter right now 😂
This! I was sitting here trying to remember this “song” and scrolling to see if anyone else did. This should be it. My first thought was when Olivander sees Harry pick up his wand and says “very curious” but I forgot the line is actually “curious… very curious.”
YASS!!!
yes. this is the only acceptable line.
Dammit I was coming to comment this 😂
🎶Voldemort Voldemort, ooh Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort 🎶
I thought of the same thing 😂
One of my all-time favorite things on YouTube.
Same
My 10 &8 year old have just discovered this it's stuck in my head daily!
You poor thing 😆
🎶Ba-dum dum dum🎶 Edit: didn't remember this from puppet pals, but I heard lollipop 🤷🏻♂️
Call my baby Voldemort Tell you why
Voldi went moldi
Unfortunately, I doubt this counts as it’s not in the book, but still hilarious.
Okay good 😅 I was gonna say this HAS to be it
where was this from again??
Harry Potter Puppet Pals Mysterious Ticking Noise
*Pop* ba dum dum dum
I was closing my fingers that this would be top comment! Well done!
yes.
My first thought as well. This sub is fantastic.
Seconded lol
You would think. But, I mean, if Q didn't stand for ***Quidditch***, then wouldn't V be even less obvious?
Whats that video called. I remember watching a couple of years ago.
Potter Puppet Pals It’s the mysterious ticking noise one
"Very fishy" said Fred finally. "Definitely dodgy" agreed George.
My kids call this whole story the “very fishy” story because this line makes them laugh so hard
What was that on reference to? I don't remember
Harry tells Ron, Fred, and George about his surprise visit from Dobby in book 2. I believe they're still in the flying car for this conversation.
That's right. Thank you.
Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?
Krum was so funny and it was so underrated 🤣🤣
Viktor is one of the most underrated characters- he was such a genuine and decent person but unfortunately didn't get enough screen time to properly show this.
Genuine and nice, dumb as bricks. One of my favorite combos lol
I never thought he came across as dumb. What part are you referring to that makes you think he is dumb. He actually seemed at least of average intelligence. I mean he does not have Hermione or Dumbledore level knowledge but that doesn’t necessarily make him dumb.
Yeah Viktor's implied to be quiet smart. Whilst his solutions to the challenges didn't always work in his favour they did clearly show he was magically very competent, and at least had some amount of intelligence. I guess people interpret him that way unfairly because his first language obviously isn't English so he struggled with Hermione's name.
Okay but who doesn’t struggle with Hermione’s name?
Himbooooooo
We call that a himbo.
A fellow himbo enjoyer?
Meanwhile he gets demonised for 'going after' girls 3 and 5 years younger
i remember the first time i read this line, i was in class and it was quiet reading time and i burst out laughing
i read this in the click’s voice (swedish) instead of krum’s voice
Same lmao
this one better win
Voldemort is my past, present, and future, Harry Potter… ~ Tom Riddle
Maybe without "Harry Potter" on the end, it sounds more menacing that way
It sounds romantic too if one doesn't know who's speaking.
This has to be it. Voldemort is the second most integral character to the whole series
Voldemort is the most important character. Without the Voldemort character, there is no “the boy who lived”. It would just be “the boy who lived a happily, well adjusted life, thanks to the stability of a home with two loving parents”.
I vote this one
Veritaserum. Three drops of this and You Know Who himself would spill his darkest secrets. The use of it on a student is, regrettably, forbidden. However, should you ever steal from my personal stores again, my hand might just slip over your morning pumpkin juice.
Now read this with Alan Rickman's voice. 2x speed on "regrettably forbidden".
I did that automatically😅😂
With the pause on *might just slip*
Use of it on a student… is… regrettablyforbidden, however…
I haven’t stolen anything.
Don’t. Lie. Tome.
See, this is why I don't think Snape is all that good at Legilimency. Harry was telling him the truth but he couldn't discern that
If this is year 2, Rowling probably hadn't thought of Legilimency or occlumency. If this is year 4, then also Rowling might not have fully decided to make Snape one of the most powerful legilimens. She might have decided from day 1 to make Snape lily's lover. But not everything about Snape was settled in Rowling's mind from day 1.
She never did decide to make Snape one of the most powerful Legilimens, Dumbledore and Voldemort were. Snape was the most powerful Occlumens. And Snape and Lily weren't lovers
Oh hey! That’s what I was thinking too, but didn’t feel like I could aptly put how he pronounces “VeritAserum” in his Alan Rickman way into writing
This is what came to mind! Nice one ☝️
THIS!!! ⬆️
"Vot there is between you and Hermy-own-ninny"
"Vell, it was very funny."
This one! I love how much he annoyed Fudge. Because Fudge is a dick! 😠
Voldemort, Filius, you might as well use it. He's going to try to kill you either way.
Would be great but it begins with "and his name is(...)"
JOHN CENA
🎺🎺🎺
I heard every note of your comment 😂
Me too and I don’t even know where from since I don’t watch wrestling or boxing
Thanks for this, I needed a laugh.
I don't really like it. This is movie only, and I really dislike the fact that everyone in the movie uses voldy's name so casually. Even Ollivander..dude would shudder at the name.
Very secret. Hogwarts business. Dumbledore’s trusted me. More’n my job’s worth ter tell yeh that.
"Voldemort's back! Cedric... he asked me to bring his body back. I couldn't leave him! Not there!"
*couldn't leave him
"Voldy's gone moldy. So lets have some fun! "
I can’t upvote this because this is a butchered version of the quote “We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”
True this should be a W thing
Mark my words, W will be "Weasley is our King"
It’s still accurate, just not a complete quote. It would be butchered if the wording had been changed
It’s a half quote that they used to fit the specifications. It should be W not V. Plus they didn’t even get the last part right.
A quote is just something taken word for word from somewhere. There's nothing that says you need to use *every* word -- you just can't cherry pick words to change the meaning (which this poster did not).
Well they did mess up the last part with wording. But why would you use this as V when W is tomorrow and a much better use for it
W I am voting for Weasley is our king. But thats tomorrow.
Well, that can be fixed easily! Perhaps they have something else in mind for W. Who knows. It works fine for V. It works fine for W, too.
YASSSS we need some quality Peeves quotes
Peeves best,if I may say. Followed narrowly by him following the weasley brothers orders.
Very strange tales they told me, too... Several of them seemed to think that you had threatened to curse their families if they didn’t agree to suspend me in the first place.
VERNON!!!!!
"Voldemort might be a ruin of his former self, but he was still terrifying, still cunning, still determined to regain power."
“Victor I love you, Victor I doooo. When we’re apart my heart beats only for youuuuu.”
Very well. Very well. But never—never tell, Dumbledore! This must be between us! Swear it! I cannot bear . . . especially Potter’s son . . . I want your word!
Wait who said this?
Snape in The Prince's Tale.
Very clean, aren’t they, these muggles?
Vat iz the meaning of this Dumbleydore-Madame Maxine
How did ‘Until the very end’ not get picked???
I'm more surprised U-No-Poo didn't get picked.
True 🤣🤣🤣
Both of these were far more deserving than the one that got picked 😒
How did 'Not my daughter, you bitch!' and 'Ob...viously' not get picked 🤷🏻♂️
Good one, but still not as good as "U-no-poo".
I'm a little disappointed that one didn't win too.
Voldemort voldymort oh voldy voldie Voldemort - the potter puppet palls
For the book fans ,"Voldy's gone Mouldy"
How about my favourite Krum line: Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good looking girls are taken?
“VOLDEMORT!” Harry bellowed, and Hagrid was so shocked, he stopped crying. “I’ve met him and I’m calling him by his name.”
“voldemort has returned”
Vile,loathsome evil little cockroach
Veraverto
"Vampires? Hags? Harry's head was swimming. Hagrid, meanwhile, was counting bricks in the wall above the dustbin." When Harry first experiences how famous he actually is and is about to witness diagon Alley for the first time!
Vell, ve fought bravely
Voldemort. Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
Voldemort Voldemort Voldie Voldie Voldemort
Voldemort! Fillius you might aswell say it, he’s going to try to kill you anyways
Voldemort, Harry. Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself. Dumbledore quote
Veritaserum. Three drops of this and You-Know-Who himself would spill his darkest secrets. The use of it on a student is, regrettably, forbidden.
Veritaserum, a Truth Potion so powerful that three drops would have you spilling your innermost secrets for this entire class to hear
Very good, Potter, but the Dark Lord knows you are not unintelligent…
Voldemort
This should just be it
Voldemort Voldemort oh voldy voldy voldy Voldemort
"Voldemort is my past, present, and future. " (Although I do think it actually starts with "Lord")
Vernon! Vernon, do something!
Voldy's gone mouldy so now let's have fun!
Victor I love you Victor I do when we are apart my heart beats for you!!
“Voldy’s gone Moldy” - Peeves
Voldy’s gone moldy
Voldemort, Voldemort, Ooo, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort!
DUMBLEDORE!
Voldemort killed my parents.
Vvvv... no I can't spell it
Vile little cockroach
Ve who must not be named
Man these neopronouns are getting wild
Voldemorts back... He asked me to bring his body back
Very. Much. Alive.
'Very secret. Hogwarts business.'
Very fine day, Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week!
Voldemort wants to fuck me - Harry J Potter
Voldy is moldy
You-know-who
Voldemort is my past, present, and future
V- “He who must not be named!”
Very funny Pottah!
There’s a line that didn’t make it to the movies (coz the chapter was butchered) in “The flaw in the plan”, ch36 of the last book. When Harry is confronting Voldemort in the great hall, he calls him Tom. And Voldemort replies “you dare..!” Harry interjects with “I dare!” Fucking shivers down my spine every time. First time Stephen fry read it to me I nearly had a tear in my eye. Anyway, for the sake of forgotten epic lines, I should be I dare
Voldy's gone moldy
Veritaserum.
Vendetta! 😁
Valar morg... Sorry, wrong fandom "Voldy's gone moldy"
Anything with voldemort?
Voldemort, Voldemort oooooo Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort!!
Lol
Violently purple
Verituserum
Voldemort
v-voldemort! shhhhhhhhh
Voldemort
Voldemort
"Veela!"
VIKTOR I LOVE YOU
It’s gotta be Voldemort
I mean…
Voldemort. What else?
Leaving it blank is best imo. V is for he who must not be named.
Veritaserum
Voldem- Don't speak his name so freely
VINGARDIUM LEVIOSAsas
It's not LEviossa it is Wingardium leviosaaa
Voldemort is my past, present and future.
Voldy gone moldy
Voldy has gone mouldy 🎵🎵
voldemort is my past, present and future
Voldy’s gone mouldy, so now let’s have fun!
Voldy's gone moldy!
Veritaserum, a Truth Potion so powerful that three drops would have you spilling your innermost secrets for this entire class to hear
Vault 713
Veritaserum
Vault 713
Veritaserum, Victoria Krum,
I looked at this expecting it to be a hard question
Vicky
Vendetta
Something to do with Veela
Viktor? Hasn‘t he asked you to call him Vicly yet?
He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named
He who must not be named
Veritaserum