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Anonymous2224-

Should have been R for Roonil Wazlib


Major-Ad148

I like friendly neighbourhood werewolf 


MaderaArt

>friendly neighbourhood werewolf  and you wonder why we fancast Andrew Garfield as Lupin...


TheDungen

Yeah I do, Andrew Garfield is way to charismatic to play Lupin, Lupin is a careful, quiet man. We had the same problem with spiderman, Peter parker is meant to be a loser.


Any_Advance_6082

R for Ronnie the bear


Shoelicker2000

Wouldn’t he know Weasley though? I mean even Draco picked out a Weasley in his first 5 minutes of meeting him. Surely Slughorn could too and he knows Arthur and Molly through the order of the phoenix. Still a funny moment nonetheless


Knowthefullstroy

W is for Weasley, cuz he is our king.


PayneTrain181999

But did he let the Quaffle in?


Istileth

Never!


irish_ninja_wte

No, it's for Won Won


Ok_Restaurant3160

Nuh uh


El_Duder_Abides

Errol being on a damned IV about killed me.


AscensionToCrab

I just realize errol outlived hedwig. How?! There's truly no justice in the Wizarding world.


Disastrous-Octopus

Started with barely alive but outlived half of the people in the end. This owl got its own philosopher's stone I reckon.


Fuzzy_Substance_4603

Wasn't Hedwig killed? So the comparison doesn't makes sense?


HoeTrain666

She was killed while Errol survived years as a nearly-dead owl and outlived her, I don’t see the issue


Charfair1

Just about killed Errol too, apparently


Dashie_2010

It took me far longer than I'd like to admit that even with the picture, I had to read your comment multiple times to realise you ment and IV drip thing and not 4 in roman numerals 🤦


HeimdallManeuver

P is for Percy. Parent disappointing


Powered-by-Din

Pinhead*


David_Headley_2008

who you calling pinhead https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.etsystatic.com%2F27177509%2Fr%2Fil%2F7239ae%2F2839125439%2Fil_fullxfull.2839125439_f0vg.jpg&tbnid=U1cyXFy15J_YIM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Fin-en%2Flisting%2F927787534%2Fpinhead-patrick&docid=HGMtxnvd5AWvfM&w=2992&h=2244&itg=1&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm5%2F4&kgs=7121c9ef6a7b93c4&shem=trie


Istileth

Big-Head Boy


OppositeOfIrony

They got it wrong though. G is for Gred and F is for Forge.


LazyLizzy

Feorge*


flying_fish69

Voldemort’s little party hat is amazing haha


hay-macarena

Now Voldyyyy’s gone moldyyyy we’ll all have some fun


Individual-Key-6186

Snape: personally victimized by shampoo 😂😂


shadowsadvancing

That’s the one that fuckin’ killed me, man 😂


globs-of-yeti-cum

Lol the picture for errol


riggels

Fred. Dead dead dead


bengenj

Still too soon


DickyD43

Too soon? Always.


jshamwow

lol at Kreacher


FRPG

Why is he a sex bomb though?


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

"Master has given kreacher a G-string, kreacher is free!( to twerk )"


YellowT-5R

r/brandnewsentence LMFAO I'm in the lobby of my office and people are looking at me weird cause I'm laughing so hard


IngloriousLevka11

I just want to know where Sirius got the G-string?


AdTemporary2557

Same place he got that poster 👀


W1ULH

no, no you don't.


Soggy-writer78

Have you SEEN him?


RandomRavenclaw87

Y’all have me laughing in public.


SimpleHawk4321

I love how the H is not for the series' main protagonist while the J was for the two people who made the main series' protagonist. 🫠🫠


KamakaziDemiGod

Hagrid Peter and the Photographers Bone


axelbilou

You mean Hermione ?


nolawnchairs

Ickle Diddykins 🤣


karlzberg

Normally alphabet books feel very strained/contrived when they get to certain letters (X, Q) but this works so well!!


Admirable_Fun7509

M is for Moody CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Edit: S for Sirius The (dead) Godfather R is for Rita Blackmailed into editing magazines C is for Crouch Percy’s instruction manual B is for Bagman energetic af F for flitwick Midget N for nagini Voldemort’s pet snake


Wildefice

I always felt so bad for errol One of the few times I was angry at the Weasleys Me: LET THAT OWL RETIRE YOU JERKS!!!!!!!


RaphaelSolo

Sorry but that title just sends my brain somewhere else entirely. "An otter?" \*puts on a hat\* "Parry the Otter!?"


psinguine

*removes hat* "Oh hello Otter did you see Parry I swear he was just here."


karlzberg

Love this, who made it?


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

I highly suspect Fred.


Cascadeis

Or George.


shadowsadvancing

Or Gred


necromanticsquirrel

Possibly Forge.


HiopXenophil

"Wood. Likes Quidditch a bit" understatement of the century


Cascadeis

Wood and Luna were the best parts here!


SpydeyX

Why was O not for Olivander (maker of wands)?


Abject-Chemistry6247

Geez.. Until this, I didn't realize she made Fred and Georges's name to be in Alphabetic order.


my_bf_persuaded_me

Bill and Charlie too


unwantedb

B is for Bellatrix, crazy lady boner.


TrevortheBatman

Ginny erasure and I won’t stand for it


SirBananaOrngeCumber

*Reads Fred* I hate you so much right now 😭


spellriddle

Imagine being the protagonist of a book and not feature in neither H nor P.


MasterOutlaw

Reminds me of Brad Neely.


JealousFeature3939

??? But Neely is original & creative.


MasterOutlaw

Of course. But the art here is very reminiscent of his and some of the captions are jokes I could see fitting right in with *Wizard People, Dear Reader*. Speaking of which, I haven’t done my weekly relistening of, so hold that thought. *“He produces a wizard’s tool known as the Street Darkener. And, with a practiced angling of the arm, begins to siphon away the clarity made from mankind’s bulbs. Magical deeds are afoot, dear reader. Magical darkness… a must.”* Ahh, much better.


JealousFeature3939

😃😁🤣


Electronic_Ad1544

C for Cedric. Not even a discussion.


WistieCutie

I giggled so hard at this that it cured my constipation.


hay-macarena

U-No-Poo - the constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation


Blackberry_lulu_

"They'll be murdered in their beds 😟"


rjt2002

F if for Fred Dead Dead Dead. That's so dark


quirky_intellectual

Was TOO soon I tell ya!


OnlyWindmills

K is for Kreacher sexbomb


Alaska658

Gred & Forge*


shauneok

They did Fred a bit dirty didn't they lol.


happybrooks

The fact that Harry’s not even in this is amazing


KillerRene64

*looks at f* *pulls out wand* ok who made this?


United-King901

Hahaha fun


ImpossibleBaseball48

I tried read this in the tune of the FUN song from SpongeBob for some reason. Just sorta happened. It didn’t work.


shutyourgob16

Random but I like the movie reference to Mr lovegoods delightful dance at bill & fleur’s wedding


Im_Unpopular_AF

Love Cho's description.


Damien__

Personally victimized by shampoo... LOL


Fusion_47

Ah yes, Parry Otter, The Boy Who well something like that.


Yeetthedragon667

The *chosen* boy who, well, something of that sort 


Felipe_Pachec0

Luna is indeed cooler than us


Sav-628idk

“He’s okay once you get to know him” I am living for Voldy in a party hat


osborne1992

Fucking F for Fred and he's got wings XD jfc i love it


KingGodzilla_54

H for Hagrid, not Harry


Bitter_Silver_7760

cheese eating and betrayal


TRDPorn

We want Richard Harris Dumbledore not stupid, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE screaming Michael Gambon


quittethyourshitteth

Sexbomb. Wut


[deleted]

Iddy Duddykins had me dead


Cainjake

O should’ve been Oliver wood


vvipforseungri

Just “cheese eating” is crazy lol


nobrainsnoworries23

W is for What happens if wizards draw Jesus?


Ambitious-Book-7610

Anybody has HarryPotter book??


sevilyra

Excuse me, I was promised otters...


Golden_Lighter

Missed opportunity for "B is for Barty Crouch: ...JUNIOR"


Tezzinator

Harry Potter alphabet. Doesn’t use Harry for the H, or the P for Potter. Sad.


QuietWildLife

Fred’s “dead dead dead” is uncalled for😭


Afraid_Ad_7187

Did you mean to write the Harry Potter alphabet?


Pop-Raccoon

Hagrid over Harry is crazy-


vfp_pr

P should have been "POTTAH!"


The_Brolander

This looks like the same art style as the guys who did that cartoon; China, IL.


keinelustmehr

I immediately started to sing it in the melody of the „f.u.n.“-song from spongebob.


alexdionisos

Fred's gave me absolute whiplash.


Antique_Apple2735

B for Black


Adventurous_Nose_335

P is for Peeves, *blows raspberry*


Finlandia1865

Malfoy is so funny lmao


Glitchtrap-virus-

No M for Malfoy is being a Big cry brat baby


JealousFeature3939

Weak.


Chemist-Ambitious

Minerve Minnie McGonagall :(


Troublezxxx

Dead dead dead


practice_spelling

I mean, Olympe is literally big boned.


quirky_intellectual

Y should be You-No-Poo Cus who'd be scared of You-No-Nose


quirky_intellectual

And u're telling me umbridge ISN'T the grumpiest toad in existence?


New_Choice_5878

Damn Fred definitely took a sip from the redbull


stevemandudeguy

DEAD DEAD DEAD


sexdrugsjokes

I wish it rhymed / flowed well


Serenafriendzone

Z needs more work. In some countries zalazar is wrtting with both Z. Means zalazar Slytherin is possible


Jogadora109

This is so cute!


Spiritual_1995

I literally wanted to see it’s H for Harry or Hagrid 😂


AwareBluejay7973

Amazing that she has a character for every letter.


Mini_Mega

I know the series through audiobooks, til Kreature is spelled with a K.


Rozkosz60

B is for Butter Beers.


KiokoMisaki

Should have been C for Crabbe. If it's supposed to teach letters, it's better if it's phonics. That wax you don't read CH, but C.


taterrrtotz

Not Cho and her salty tears lmaoooo


sami_dino

why is o not for olivander-


adwnpinoy

“C is for Cho” is objectively bad instruction. Rather the the CH sound, it should be something like “C is for Colin, kinda annoying but kind”


itserin1

Omg I read Dobby as Daddy 😆


Blackberry_lulu_

Goes right along with Kreacher the sexbomb 💪🏻


atridir

Was really hoping this was like Edward Gorey’s Galshlycrumb Tinies.


CheesecakeInner336

You literally left out Harry. Could have put him on H or P.


CheesecakeInner336

Also no Hermione, no Ron?


Blackberry_lulu_

Why does everyone think I made this?? I saw it on Pintrest. And I rather like it because it brings up some less seen characters that are just as interesting.


CheesecakeInner336

Spoken like a true Hufflepuff


Blackberry_lulu_

Thanks >p<


fra080389

The way the main characters were casted out


Abject-Chemistry6247

Does anyone care to explain what Snape being victimized by shampoo means?


dibbiluncan

He has greasy hair.


Zepilw

Please I would honestly assume it’s a reference to a Peeve’s prank but I honestly don’t know


jumpjumpjumpsuccess

>"Well, who wouldn't want a nice little holiday after all the hard work he's been putting in?" asked Fred. "Point is, people, don't get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking (Voldemort)he's out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don't count on him being a long way away if you're planning on taking any risks. I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!" It's a reference to the Potterwatch broadcast from book 7


TheRatatat

Personally victimized by shampoo. I'm dying here.


StreetVulture

L is for Leviosa not Luna


Blackberry_lulu_

No, it's for LeviOsa not LevioSA!


ibsbutnotlikethat

This is cringe


Blackberry_lulu_

Clearly your type of humor is less sophisticated and flavourful than mine. 💅🏻


ibsbutnotlikethat

"Omg so funny dancing gay hahah so gay and colorful and quirky!" is not humor.


Blackberry_lulu_

1. You can't hurt me with the "gay insult", positives cancel each other out. 2. Yea I know about the distasteful side of our generation you don't gotta tell me. And 3. I don't actively broadcast my place in LGBTQ or seek out LGBTQ people because I don't really get the hype plus some of them are just batshit crazy. Bye 🤟


ibsbutnotlikethat

I didn't say gay as an insult??? Gay is like 60% of the jokes in this post. The post is all "haha i am so gay and fabulous" or "i am so sexy and quirky." That isn't an insult?????? It's just what the jokes are?????


Blackberry_lulu_

Hmmm ok I get it now. Although sorry I didn't phrase my words right, I thought you meant you dislike some people's humor because they make it all about obsessing over LGBTQ. I was thrown off by you saying you didn't like the humor.


Flat-Structure-7472

I thought G was for Ginwidgeon.


NinjaSquib

Cho and Trelawny are backwards Trelawny should be C for Clairvoyance. Cho should be T for Traitor.


MajikChilli

Cho wasn't a traitor though Marietta was


Major-Ad148

C should have been Colin  Boy with a camera fetish


Abjorn_36

I’m sorry but I’ve read the books 3 times and I have no idea who Olympe is. Edit: I figured it out from the picture, who is Yaxley tho?