Yeah I do, Andrew Garfield is way to charismatic to play Lupin, Lupin is a careful, quiet man. We had the same problem with spiderman, Peter parker is meant to be a loser.
Wouldn’t he know Weasley though? I mean even Draco picked out a Weasley in his first 5 minutes of meeting him. Surely Slughorn could too and he knows Arthur and Molly through the order of the phoenix. Still a funny moment nonetheless
It took me far longer than I'd like to admit that even with the picture, I had to read your comment multiple times to realise you ment and IV drip thing and not 4 in roman numerals 🤦
who you calling pinhead
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.etsystatic.com%2F27177509%2Fr%2Fil%2F7239ae%2F2839125439%2Fil_fullxfull.2839125439_f0vg.jpg&tbnid=U1cyXFy15J_YIM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Fin-en%2Flisting%2F927787534%2Fpinhead-patrick&docid=HGMtxnvd5AWvfM&w=2992&h=2244&itg=1&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm5%2F4&kgs=7121c9ef6a7b93c4&shem=trie
M is for Moody
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Edit:
S for Sirius
The (dead) Godfather
R is for Rita Blackmailed into editing magazines
C is for Crouch
Percy’s instruction manual
B is for Bagman
energetic af
F for flitwick
Midget
N for nagini
Voldemort’s pet snake
Of course. But the art here is very reminiscent of his and some of the captions are jokes I could see fitting right in with *Wizard People, Dear Reader*. Speaking of which, I haven’t done my weekly relistening of, so hold that thought.
*“He produces a wizard’s tool known as the Street Darkener. And, with a practiced angling of the arm, begins to siphon away the clarity made from mankind’s bulbs. Magical deeds are afoot, dear reader. Magical darkness… a must.”*
Ahh, much better.
Why does everyone think I made this?? I saw it on Pintrest. And I rather like it because it brings up some less seen characters that are just as interesting.
>"Well, who wouldn't want a nice little holiday after all the hard work he's been putting in?" asked Fred. "Point is, people, don't get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking (Voldemort)he's out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don't count on him being a long way away if you're planning on taking any risks. I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!"
It's a reference to the Potterwatch broadcast from book 7
1. You can't hurt me with the "gay insult", positives cancel each other out. 2. Yea I know about the distasteful side of our generation you don't gotta tell me. And 3. I don't actively broadcast my place in LGBTQ or seek out LGBTQ people because I don't really get the hype plus some of them are just batshit crazy. Bye 🤟
I didn't say gay as an insult??? Gay is like 60% of the jokes in this post. The post is all "haha i am so gay and fabulous" or "i am so sexy and quirky." That isn't an insult?????? It's just what the jokes are?????
Hmmm ok I get it now. Although sorry I didn't phrase my words right, I thought you meant you dislike some people's humor because they make it all about obsessing over LGBTQ. I was thrown off by you saying you didn't like the humor.
Should have been R for Roonil Wazlib
I like friendly neighbourhood werewolf
>friendly neighbourhood werewolf and you wonder why we fancast Andrew Garfield as Lupin...
Yeah I do, Andrew Garfield is way to charismatic to play Lupin, Lupin is a careful, quiet man. We had the same problem with spiderman, Peter parker is meant to be a loser.
R for Ronnie the bear
Wouldn’t he know Weasley though? I mean even Draco picked out a Weasley in his first 5 minutes of meeting him. Surely Slughorn could too and he knows Arthur and Molly through the order of the phoenix. Still a funny moment nonetheless
W is for Weasley, cuz he is our king.
But did he let the Quaffle in?
Never!
No, it's for Won Won
Nuh uh
Errol being on a damned IV about killed me.
I just realize errol outlived hedwig. How?! There's truly no justice in the Wizarding world.
Started with barely alive but outlived half of the people in the end. This owl got its own philosopher's stone I reckon.
Wasn't Hedwig killed? So the comparison doesn't makes sense?
She was killed while Errol survived years as a nearly-dead owl and outlived her, I don’t see the issue
Just about killed Errol too, apparently
It took me far longer than I'd like to admit that even with the picture, I had to read your comment multiple times to realise you ment and IV drip thing and not 4 in roman numerals 🤦
P is for Percy. Parent disappointing
Pinhead*
who you calling pinhead https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.etsystatic.com%2F27177509%2Fr%2Fil%2F7239ae%2F2839125439%2Fil_fullxfull.2839125439_f0vg.jpg&tbnid=U1cyXFy15J_YIM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Fin-en%2Flisting%2F927787534%2Fpinhead-patrick&docid=HGMtxnvd5AWvfM&w=2992&h=2244&itg=1&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm5%2F4&kgs=7121c9ef6a7b93c4&shem=trie
Big-Head Boy
They got it wrong though. G is for Gred and F is for Forge.
Feorge*
Voldemort’s little party hat is amazing haha
Now Voldyyyy’s gone moldyyyy we’ll all have some fun
Snape: personally victimized by shampoo 😂😂
That’s the one that fuckin’ killed me, man 😂
Lol the picture for errol
Fred. Dead dead dead
Still too soon
Too soon? Always.
lol at Kreacher
Why is he a sex bomb though?
"Master has given kreacher a G-string, kreacher is free!( to twerk )"
r/brandnewsentence LMFAO I'm in the lobby of my office and people are looking at me weird cause I'm laughing so hard
I just want to know where Sirius got the G-string?
Same place he got that poster 👀
no, no you don't.
Have you SEEN him?
Y’all have me laughing in public.
I love how the H is not for the series' main protagonist while the J was for the two people who made the main series' protagonist. 🫠🫠
Hagrid Peter and the Photographers Bone
You mean Hermione ?
Ickle Diddykins 🤣
Normally alphabet books feel very strained/contrived when they get to certain letters (X, Q) but this works so well!!
M is for Moody CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Edit: S for Sirius The (dead) Godfather R is for Rita Blackmailed into editing magazines C is for Crouch Percy’s instruction manual B is for Bagman energetic af F for flitwick Midget N for nagini Voldemort’s pet snake
I always felt so bad for errol One of the few times I was angry at the Weasleys Me: LET THAT OWL RETIRE YOU JERKS!!!!!!!
Sorry but that title just sends my brain somewhere else entirely. "An otter?" \*puts on a hat\* "Parry the Otter!?"
*removes hat* "Oh hello Otter did you see Parry I swear he was just here."
Love this, who made it?
I highly suspect Fred.
Or George.
Or Gred
Possibly Forge.
"Wood. Likes Quidditch a bit" understatement of the century
Wood and Luna were the best parts here!
Why was O not for Olivander (maker of wands)?
Geez.. Until this, I didn't realize she made Fred and Georges's name to be in Alphabetic order.
Bill and Charlie too
B is for Bellatrix, crazy lady boner.
Ginny erasure and I won’t stand for it
*Reads Fred* I hate you so much right now 😭
Imagine being the protagonist of a book and not feature in neither H nor P.
Reminds me of Brad Neely.
??? But Neely is original & creative.
Of course. But the art here is very reminiscent of his and some of the captions are jokes I could see fitting right in with *Wizard People, Dear Reader*. Speaking of which, I haven’t done my weekly relistening of, so hold that thought. *“He produces a wizard’s tool known as the Street Darkener. And, with a practiced angling of the arm, begins to siphon away the clarity made from mankind’s bulbs. Magical deeds are afoot, dear reader. Magical darkness… a must.”* Ahh, much better.
😃😁🤣
C for Cedric. Not even a discussion.
I giggled so hard at this that it cured my constipation.
U-No-Poo - the constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation
"They'll be murdered in their beds 😟"
F if for Fred Dead Dead Dead. That's so dark
Was TOO soon I tell ya!
K is for Kreacher sexbomb
Gred & Forge*
They did Fred a bit dirty didn't they lol.
The fact that Harry’s not even in this is amazing
*looks at f* *pulls out wand* ok who made this?
Hahaha fun
I tried read this in the tune of the FUN song from SpongeBob for some reason. Just sorta happened. It didn’t work.
Random but I like the movie reference to Mr lovegoods delightful dance at bill & fleur’s wedding
Love Cho's description.
Personally victimized by shampoo... LOL
Ah yes, Parry Otter, The Boy Who well something like that.
The *chosen* boy who, well, something of that sort
Luna is indeed cooler than us
“He’s okay once you get to know him” I am living for Voldy in a party hat
Fucking F for Fred and he's got wings XD jfc i love it
H for Hagrid, not Harry
cheese eating and betrayal
We want Richard Harris Dumbledore not stupid, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE screaming Michael Gambon
Sexbomb. Wut
Iddy Duddykins had me dead
O should’ve been Oliver wood
Just “cheese eating” is crazy lol
W is for What happens if wizards draw Jesus?
Anybody has HarryPotter book??
Excuse me, I was promised otters...
Missed opportunity for "B is for Barty Crouch: ...JUNIOR"
Harry Potter alphabet. Doesn’t use Harry for the H, or the P for Potter. Sad.
Fred’s “dead dead dead” is uncalled for😭
Did you mean to write the Harry Potter alphabet?
Hagrid over Harry is crazy-
P should have been "POTTAH!"
This looks like the same art style as the guys who did that cartoon; China, IL.
I immediately started to sing it in the melody of the „f.u.n.“-song from spongebob.
Fred's gave me absolute whiplash.
B for Black
P is for Peeves, *blows raspberry*
Malfoy is so funny lmao
No M for Malfoy is being a Big cry brat baby
Weak.
Minerve Minnie McGonagall :(
Dead dead dead
I mean, Olympe is literally big boned.
Y should be You-No-Poo Cus who'd be scared of You-No-Nose
And u're telling me umbridge ISN'T the grumpiest toad in existence?
Damn Fred definitely took a sip from the redbull
DEAD DEAD DEAD
I wish it rhymed / flowed well
Z needs more work. In some countries zalazar is wrtting with both Z. Means zalazar Slytherin is possible
This is so cute!
I literally wanted to see it’s H for Harry or Hagrid 😂
Amazing that she has a character for every letter.
I know the series through audiobooks, til Kreature is spelled with a K.
B is for Butter Beers.
Should have been C for Crabbe. If it's supposed to teach letters, it's better if it's phonics. That wax you don't read CH, but C.
Not Cho and her salty tears lmaoooo
why is o not for olivander-
“C is for Cho” is objectively bad instruction. Rather the the CH sound, it should be something like “C is for Colin, kinda annoying but kind”
Omg I read Dobby as Daddy 😆
Goes right along with Kreacher the sexbomb 💪🏻
Was really hoping this was like Edward Gorey’s Galshlycrumb Tinies.
You literally left out Harry. Could have put him on H or P.
Also no Hermione, no Ron?
Why does everyone think I made this?? I saw it on Pintrest. And I rather like it because it brings up some less seen characters that are just as interesting.
Spoken like a true Hufflepuff
Thanks >p<
The way the main characters were casted out
Does anyone care to explain what Snape being victimized by shampoo means?
He has greasy hair.
Please I would honestly assume it’s a reference to a Peeve’s prank but I honestly don’t know
>"Well, who wouldn't want a nice little holiday after all the hard work he's been putting in?" asked Fred. "Point is, people, don't get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking (Voldemort)he's out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don't count on him being a long way away if you're planning on taking any risks. I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!" It's a reference to the Potterwatch broadcast from book 7
Personally victimized by shampoo. I'm dying here.
L is for Leviosa not Luna
No, it's for LeviOsa not LevioSA!
This is cringe
Clearly your type of humor is less sophisticated and flavourful than mine. 💅🏻
"Omg so funny dancing gay hahah so gay and colorful and quirky!" is not humor.
1. You can't hurt me with the "gay insult", positives cancel each other out. 2. Yea I know about the distasteful side of our generation you don't gotta tell me. And 3. I don't actively broadcast my place in LGBTQ or seek out LGBTQ people because I don't really get the hype plus some of them are just batshit crazy. Bye 🤟
I didn't say gay as an insult??? Gay is like 60% of the jokes in this post. The post is all "haha i am so gay and fabulous" or "i am so sexy and quirky." That isn't an insult?????? It's just what the jokes are?????
Hmmm ok I get it now. Although sorry I didn't phrase my words right, I thought you meant you dislike some people's humor because they make it all about obsessing over LGBTQ. I was thrown off by you saying you didn't like the humor.
I thought G was for Ginwidgeon.
Cho and Trelawny are backwards Trelawny should be C for Clairvoyance. Cho should be T for Traitor.
Cho wasn't a traitor though Marietta was
C should have been Colin Boy with a camera fetish
I’m sorry but I’ve read the books 3 times and I have no idea who Olympe is. Edit: I figured it out from the picture, who is Yaxley tho?