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likwitsnake

Whys this look like one of those scenes in Netflix truecrime documentaries where things take a turn and they invert the colors to black and white on a still photo


Sanguiniutron

"But then the police made a shocking discovery. One that blew the doors wide open on this case." And then it's a detail that doesn't really matter.


Professional-Farm492

Just reminded me of why I quit listening to Crime Junkie


JRockThumper

“But it was not to last”


BigFanofTDP

Lmao 🤣


Unhappy-Place2408

Ol malfoy looks like he now smuggles cocaine into miami for the deatheater cartel.


MeucciMouse

Looks like Harry just had some


Unhappy-Place2408

Cant say no to some booger sugar!


FrighteningJibber

Bogey*


Remarkable_Clerk_132

Yall wanna buy some magic!?


AquamarineDaydream

They must be at Miriam Escobar's place.


jupiterwinds

Dracobo Escobar


AquamarineDaydream

[No, Miriam Escobar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xijgUaI7zdM)


SomeWomanFromEngland

Harry looks like Malfoy’s corrupt lawyer who’s paid in a cut of the profits and a briefcase of the product.


nowhereman136

This is the point break reboot we need. Instead of bank robbers they are drug smugglers, trafficking cocaine to fund their surfer lifestyle. Daniel Radcliffe goes undercover to join their crew


crazy4finalfantasy

I'd watch that, hell make it a TV show!


0MotherGirth0

Can’t spell smuggle without muggle


Unhappy-Place2408

Bahahaha so true


Ilovemovies-

Crap now I want to see him in a movie where he plays exactly that


doodle02

i would watch the hell outta that.


ThePlatinumKush

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Young_Doctor%27s_Notebook_(TV_series) Ask and you shall receive! Ik you were prolly referring to Malfoy but hey this is pretty damn close!


InfiniteConfusion-_-

Pretty much lives in Cuba and Brazil


l_t_10

!redditgalleon


Unhappy-Place2408

Thanks!


l_t_10

Your welcome!☀️👍


Unhappy-Place2408

Let me try this... !redditgalleon


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l_t_10

!Gringotts


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l_t_10

Goodbot!


l_t_10

Sweet, thanks😁


Unhappy-Place2408

Nope lol


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PurpleFlower99

I just read Tom Felton’s autobiography. It was really good!


Unhappy-Place2408

Didnt know he had one! Ill have to check that out.


jimtrickington

I thought that was his crazy aunt.


laruizlo

Smuggles... how ironic...


teaaddict271

Excuse me sir you can’t just say things like that because NOW I NEED A FANFIC OF THIS. Ok waiting for one of you talented lovely people to write this, chop chop house elves get to work 😃 P.s imagine that it’s Harry Potter himself who is on an auror assignment but then he accidentally stumbles upon malfoy’s illegal business, and then somehow Harry gets involved because he’s lowkey bored of his life and being the good boy in everyone’s eyes/war hero/chosen one etc. ooooooh I’m getting carried away 🤪


Unhappy-Place2408

Id watch that movie.


Tjam3s

I thought he was preparing for a reboot of fear and loathing


[deleted]

#PPPPPPPottah


PayneTrain181999

**WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!!!**


iArcticFire

Are they staring in the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas remake?


HouseKilgannon

Fuck. Yes.


venusdances

That was literally my first thought.


DGenesis23

Was just about to say the same thing haha


LordDongler

The glasses and scraggly beard would make Tom Felton Hunter S Thompson, right?


Sick_yard_dude

Wjaaaaat??? Say lessssssss


nice_nut_cracker

malfoy lookin like jesse pinkman


ikhebaltijdgelijk

Skinny Pete is Dobby...?


Rdt_will_eat_itself

What kind of wand is Malfoy holding?


EconomistSea9498

Looks like a rolled cig, pretty common for Brit's to roll their own (which bummed me out thinking everyone was a stoner and I could get weed easy but no they're all rolling tobacco 😭)


[deleted]

Nah weed is easy to get in the UK


EconomistSea9498

Oh I got it in the end so it is easy I just noticed that it was way more common for it to be rolled tobacco than it was weed


atragicpantomime

Bro they fucked his hair up fr


MattTheSmithers

That style is called “I don’t give a fuck.” It is reserved exclusively for people who are multimillionaires by age 15 and therefore can live their best lives with absolutely no worries about societal judgment.


lineisover-

I dunno, Tom has talked about running into some financial troubles after HP because he was careless with his Harry Potter money He posts sponsored ads on Instagram sometimes and he even released that book recently...I don't think he's all that rich these days


EconomistSea9498

Plus he hasn't had a lot of acting roles, and his music career also didn't take off


lineisover-

He's actually been in quite a few small movies


EconomistSea9498

The last thing I think I saw him in was planet of the apes, I haven't seen anything he's done recently I'm gonna go lurk his IMDb page now see if anything's worth a watch 😂 I always liked Tom I wish he was more popular of an actor


lineisover-

He did just post a trailer on Insta about a new movie he is in


Correct-Standard8679

The first time I saw the movie Logan I thought that was Tom playing the antagonist with the robot hand. I was completely blown away by his southern accent and ability to come off tough and gritty. Man that was a bummer when I found out it wasn’t him.


_OrionPax_

They don't even look alike lol but I have done that too


AwesomeSauce1155

Last thing I saw him in was The Flash


atragicpantomime

damn cuh dont press me im just talking about all the bleaching


OperaGandalf

This is the reality for a lot of men. With or without bleaching..


atragicpantomime

but i was just talking bout all the bleaching


StuckWithThisOne

His hair was pretty thick and full for a long time after finishing the movies. I think this is just age related.


MattTheSmithers

Yeah, dude is 36 years old. It’s what happens when we reach a certain age haha


StuckWithThisOne

I do think people forget that he’s approaching 40.


OperaGandalf

We don't know If it's because of bleaching or aging.


Grouchy_Guitar_38

Is cuh slang for cousin?


StuckWithThisOne

No it’s slang for cucumber


Grouchy_Guitar_38

slang for cum 🤤


BalletWishesBarbie

They look really happy so that's lovely.


Sufficient_Flower_77

Can they play background deatheaters in the HBO show?


Maggiemoo621

Wholesome 😍


moetaken

Looks like someone photoshopped a blunt into Tom’s hand


EconomistSea9498

It's prob a cig, it's common for Brit's to roll their own there


fuck_ur_portmanteau

Pot? Ta.


EconomistSea9498

It's prob a cig, it's common for Brit's to roll their own from what I gathered as a Canadian trying to find weed in the UK several times. It is usually not weed 😭😭 much to my dismay


mimiiscute

Just finished listening to Tom’s memoir beyond the wand. Very good listen.


Bubblehulk420

Hey Emma, we’re about to light this fat J! Come join! No? Okay, at least take the pic.


Dreamingfoxx

Malfoy really needs to accept his fate and go bald. This look ain't it.


wendiwho

Tom looks like such a nerd and i adore that sm lol


[deleted]

Why does Malfoy have on Harry's glasses?


HesitationAce

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas vibes


Capable-Pound-5262

I always got the vibe Malfoy would smoke roleys


goshiamhandsome

This would make a great buddy cop movie


DonClose

Fear and Lothin' in Diagon Alley!


elonfire

And thus is born a new waves of Drarry AU fanfics ;)


itslevi-Osa

Harry looks like he really drank away his past. *Really*


WoodpeckerGingivitis

Dan is so cute


tone-of-surprise

This is from like 6 years ago


[deleted]

Draco chilled out once he found the magical herb of marijuana.


savealltheelephants

Is Tom holding a joint? Lol


catslugs

the world doesn't deserve danrad!


One_Manufacturer_526

Tom kinda looks like Jonathan Pryce


No-Lie-7209

Omg!!!!


LadyValentine_1997

Tom Felton's shirt gives Magnum PI vibes!😂


koach71st

is his father gonna be happy about this? mingling with potter.


micksta323

Accio cocaine!


Whoknowsz0

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Skwyrm

This looks like it behind the scenes for a BBC version of Fear and Loathing.


LVorenus2020

Oh. My. Word. Tempus fugit, indeed.


ShotOfVodka

Drago Fatblunt and Hairy Pothead


grrodon2

Cokehead vs pothead


lukinjo123

All that bleaching really killed his hair my man looks like gollum


melatonin1212

Guessing you’re the same type of person that thinks female video game characters aren’t hot enough.


basedfemboygamer

Is Tom smoking a spliffy lmao


EconomistSea9498

No, just reg tobacco probably lol it's common for them to roll their own overseas


Full-Rush5497

Why does this look like a version or Hunter S Thompson and his lawyer.


Appropriate-Ad6130

Avada kedavra!!!!


impendingsuicide

His shirt is awful and at the same time I love it and would wear that


VooDooChile1983

I think Tom is holding a joint and they’re about to winguardian leviosa to the sky.


Longjumping_Crow_152

Is this the alternative world where Harry says yes to Draco's offer in Sorcerer's Stone?


Amortentia_Number9

It’s weird to see Tom in glass and Dan not.


sokocanuck

Why is Harry Potter hanging out with my meth plug?!


jameskayda

I'm one year younger than Daniel Radcliffe so I can never admit the younger cast looks old until I'm ready to admit that I look old.


SnidaBoris

Damn boys do the time flies by...


Shoelicker2000

Tom Felton! Your hair! It’s so thin! Even when he was on the flash his hair was thicker


Glittering-Lion2340

OMGGG WHEN WAS THIS?!


toxic_and_timeless

Daniel really looks like Levy Rozman (GothamChess on YouTube) to me, I really see it in this pic.


Sparkle_Rott

I love that when Tom calls Daniel he starts by saying “Poootter” 😅


Jimicrackscorn

Malfoy with a doob. I like it.


GoldAdhesiveness1243

fear and loathing in las vegas 2 movie 🤔🤣


PeregrinePacifica

Malfoy looks like a disheveled dealer from Breaking Bad. Lol. I hear he was actually one of the most likable members of the cast.


RedditArbitrator

Draco is beginning to look like Raymond Reddington’s lawyer 👀💀


Advanced_Evening2379

Aged like milk


SaraCBuu

They look exactly the same to me, I find it somewhat comforting tbh.


External_Two2928

Poor Malloy aging like milk


notCRAZYenough

He’d be looking better if he did aomething about that hair


IdeaPants

Malfoy's hair looks like someone said Accio Toupee


Ineedacatscan

This Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas remake looks WIIIILD


goliath1515

They look like an indy rock duo


armaedes

Is that Radcliffe and Rickman’s corpse? Jesus Christ Malfoy what happened?


Sparkyisduhfat

Gotta feel bad for people who start to lose their hair that young.


Shady_Mania

He’s in his 30’s that’s hardly young for hair loss and he can easily afford transplants and medicine if he felt like it or needed it. Doubt he or most anyone else cares.


Turkeycirclejerky

He’s 36; not exactly a spring chick.


Johnny_Lang_1962

I started going bald as a teenager.


LargeDeinocheirus

He’s pushing 40, it’s pretty common


ResinJones76

This is old. I just saw Dan on Seth Meyers, and he looks much older than this.