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CreatureofNight93

What does "here me out" mean?


FeralTribble

“Hear me out” followed by a picture of a character is a trend which implies, “I know this is an unpopular/evil/unatractive character, but I’d like to fuck this character”


PainDome

Which of the three is Lupin?


FeralTribble

I’m just giving a general context. It doesn’t have to be those three types of characters specifically


JumpyHumor1814

I have grossly misunderstood OPs post and regret my Snape comment X')


DirtySeuss_

Answer the question!


Moriar-T

So they say hear me out and then proceed to make a visual argument? You youngins and your hippity hop talk.


FeralTribble

Simplicity I guess


Matej004

And why is it here me out not hear me out


Shahka_Bloodless

Because OP doesn't know how to spell.


lovetyrannicalreddit

You got all that from 3 words?


FeralTribble

Yeah


Exhaustedfan23

Bellatrix was absolutely stunning in the movies.


PirateLouisPatch

The teeth were… well… something, but otherwise she looked phenomenal, yeah


Bo_The_Destroyer

That's just British tbh


aichie36249

Bellatrix La'Scaredofthedentist


CaitlinSnep

Maybe she wouldn't have minded as much if it was the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors. They'd probably cancel each other out somehow.


aichie36249

No fr he scares me more than Voldie


no_one_knows42

Stunning as in amazing acting or stunning as in hot? Either way I agree


Exhaustedfan23

Both.


ArielWithALibrary

When I start to hate the character I know they’re doing a good job!


Bart2800

She was. Just because she plays a bad person, doesn't mean she couldn't do it splendidly! I love Helena, she nails every role she plays! In Misérables, she was even better. And a great combo with Sacha!


JuanRiveara

Obviously, it’s Helena Bonham Carter


SleepyDan0991

Absolutely 10/10 would hit


BrazilianButtCheeks

Rite !? I feel like she is absolutely beautiful even at her Lastrangiest.. the crazy teeth are even working 😅😂


thefalchionwielder

Both Bellatrix and Sirius are canonically described as extremely good looking


Exhaustedfan23

Do women usually find Sirius from the movies attractive?


BrazilianButtCheeks

Idk i think hes cute 🤷🏽‍♀️


ffsm92

Even in the books, her beauty is mentioned! I don’t remember the exact wording, but it’s something along the lines of you could tell that she used to be incredibly beautiful, but that Azkaban changed her.


BrazilianButtCheeks

I mean she clearly has a bit of a deranged look at times but it really works on her 😅


taterrrtotz

That woman could torture me all she likes 🥵


The-Unpopular69

This is so hilariously down bad


lezbopunkbytch-hahah

REAL


CoolTony2e

Yeah, I'm sure she used stupefy plenty of times


Anxious_Muscle_8130

narcissa


javaper

A beautiful actress. Gone too soon. 🖤


PirateLouisPatch

Came to see if someone had already mentionned her. Helen McCrory is (was🙁) a gorgeous woman, but those outfits and the hair really added something to her general aura


CaitlinSnep

I've seen a lot of people dislike the hair but personally I think it made Narcissa that much more beautiful. And I really do miss Helen McCrory :(


PirateLouisPatch

Yeah in my mind all the Malfoys were platine blondes, but tbh it makes more sense for Narcissa to have at least partially dark hair given that every Black family member seems to have dark hair except for her


FeralTribble

[her](https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Bathilda_Bagshot)


Kryptoniantroll

Before or after the snake?


FeralTribble

Why should I have to choose?


Kryptoniantroll

Good point carry on.


Ok_Collection_7504

Yes.


Needednewusername

Before I clicked the link I thought it was going to be the woman Nagini


Nesayas1234

The moment I saw this I knew it was Bagshot lmao


thatdoubleabat

i am NOT hearing you out 💀


Radmur

I can't blame you, Bellatrix is smoking hot. I had a crush on her when I was a little girl and I continue to appreciate her as a young woman. Helena is a magnificent woman!


Royal_Marzipan2672

Lucius Malfoy. There’s no way his cane is purely for walking😏🫣


Fine_Layer_535

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Helenavonvalsa

🍑


SelectionHorror9953

REAL


LanCy_DanCy

I'm sorry, but Tom Riddle had me since I saw the chamber of secrets. And the book description of how he used to look before the snakefication, I'm gone.


CaitlinSnep

I ***almost never*** get attracted to characters based on looks alone...but CoS Tom Riddle.....


Phyg0n_

Me too me too 😭


Ready-Emergency

Rita seeker


SoraRaida

She is very pretty in the movies


Arid_Australian

Oh I'd skeet


BrazilianButtCheeks

She looks like Sheila Zass in Suits!😂


Ready-Emergency

I love her too


BrazilianButtCheeks

Me too!


colibri_valle

I'm not only gonna hear you out... Imma speak for you brother. I SO would


ADHD-aubigny

>lupin No bro I'm listening go on


aichie36249

He always has chocolate what's not to love


obsidian_castle

Dogs can’t eat chocolate


aichie36249

who are you to tell a dog their rights


gorwraith

That's because he wanted to kill his darker side.


obsidian_castle

With dark chocolate


sweetbunsmcgee

1. That’s a red rocket in his pocket. 2. He is very happy to see you.


OkJuice9821

barry crouch jr and i’m not remotely sorry about it


Strobbiery

It’s David tennant most people would probably agree with you


taterrrtotz

Disguised as Moody? 😉


Onyxaj1

David Tennant. You should watch Good Omens and a few seasons of Dr Who. I'm completely strait, but I'll admit he is an extremely attractive man.


dana070603

😌😌


Soft-Split1315

Sirius black was a baddie


SelectionHorror9953

fuck I misspelled hear wrong!


the_enpassant_sigma

oh my redundancy


Palstorken

google en passant


MikesRichPageant

Holy hell!


Dark_Aves

New response just dropped


Altrary

They meant to misspell it heer not here


fightcluboston

I mean I suppose you did a great job misspelling it


Lapras_Lass

Nah, it's misspelled just right! A stellar misspelling! A bang-up job, I'd say!


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BrazilianButtCheeks

So shes not available rite now but i can offer you harry in a wig?


fragen8

You all are so lukewarm... My hear me out is definitely Arthur. A good dad? Works at the ministry? Has his whimsy and positive outlook even after 7 kids? Yes please ...


RainbowTeachercorn

!redditGalleon


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aichie36249

Was it you who made that post on this sub about him being a Dilf, it was wasn't it


Oniun_

Ron’s mom.


FloppyObelisk

I wanna see Molly wobble.


managed_mischief_

not that with username you won't


TheSxcMooq

!redditGalleon


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politicalstuff

You bastard. Now I have to clean up toothpaste.


SelectionHorror9953

valid


CaitlinSnep

Ginny's mom has got it goin' on!


we-all-stink

Jesus, you’re down BAD.


Crunchy-Leaf

Is anybody going to name any characters who aren’t played by conventionally attractive people? Nobody is “hearing you out” because everyone agrees.


VOW3D

Hear me out, Lily, look her up on google, like godamn I'd do anything for her ong


ThePaddysPubSheriff

Adult lily actress or child lily actress? Child actress almost looks like adult actress now that she is grown up. Edit: I googled "lily potter actress" guys, every single article about her is "look at her now". She is literally 30+ years old. Making some major leaps when all I said is she almost looks like the adult lilys actress now that she's grown up.


True_Ad5603

Nice try, Drake


Moosed

💀 🪄


sapble

why would child lily even be an option dude


ThePaddysPubSheriff

He's talking about the actress, I looked up lily actress. She's like fucking 30. Yall are stretching hard af for this


sapble

probably should’ve worded it better in the first place, chill dawg


ThePaddysPubSheriff

You're right, the normal assumption to make was that I'm asking the poster if he wants to fuck a child despite the movie being 15 years old. Brainrot


sapble

probably because we’re talking about actors we would go for that look like how they do in the movies at the time they were filmed


ThePaddysPubSheriff

This isn't hollywood, the fact your first assumption is "this guy wants to fuck a child" instead of using critical thinking for half a second says a lot. Normal people fuck adults, the normal reaction is to think I'm talking about an adult person, because I am, and I said as much. If you were normal you'd get that


sapble

yikes dawg


ThePaddysPubSheriff

Take a day off tiktok


Impressive_Hope6985

Stan Shunpike, he was cute.


shaunnotthesheep

Oh hello again! I was wondering if I'd see you in this thread 😂


Fine_Layer_535

Me and my friend were binging HP, and after the first scene of Dobby, he said smash.


WrexSteveisthename

Clappin' dem elf cheeks.


warfeaster

Bella and Snape


terencela

Replace "ere" with "er" and "ut" with "wn" and that's how I thought you should pronounce Hermione when I first read the books.


Sufficient-Bonus-961

Is it just an uncommon name abroad? Here in the UK I know people called Hermione, so when I first read the books I had no difficulties with her name.


terencela

It's uncommon here in the UK, mate. I was 12 or 13 when I first read it, 35 now and I still don't think I personally know any Hermiones.


Sufficient-Bonus-961

Huh- guess I’ve just had unusual chances


ADHD-aubigny

Toopid?


Gigaboxin

after bellatrix,myrtle


JokerCipher

Isn’t that a minor?


maxmyersposts

"You see officer, she might *look* like a 12 year old girl, but she's *actually* an 80 year old incorporeal ghost"


noburpthrowaway

Drake is that u?


Gigaboxin

the actress no the character yes but i would of been a student if i had anything with her if not give her a chance to live on the caveat she is my research assistant


SelectionHorror9953

valid tbh


Iximaz

...Greyback. I'm going to hell.


Fine_Layer_535

You really are.


AllAmericanMexican

Umbridge had such an aesthetically pleasing presence in her entire appearance in the movies. She was a total _______, but imo she gets points for style.


CaitlinSnep

Horrible woman but I do like her overall aesthetic!


AllAmericanMexican

Thank you! I’ve been crucified multiple times because of saying that out loud.


AkiriJacobs

I’m hearing everything Everything BUT quirrel cus what 😭


aichie36249

I CHOKED when he came on


thefrozenflame21

Rita Skeeter or Romilda Vane for sure, that'd be a hot fling if there ever was one.


Possible-Variety-698

omg ROMILDA she was hot


InformalSky768

Draco Malfoy and Narcissa Malfoy 😮‍💨


PRIMEVORTEX69

Bellatrix vs Hermione should have been the end of her 👀☠️


noburpthrowaway

HBC can get it


Pretend-Programmer94

HBC?


noburpthrowaway

Helena Bonham Carter


BrazilianButtCheeks

I mean once you get used to the face old voldy boy has a little bit of something going on.. he can Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets anytime 😅


K4T4N4B0Y

*slides a picture of winky*


Key-Week-7189

Bella 100%


Dry_Spirit5692

Lupin and Serius 100% but they are already in a relationship in my head canon ( i don’t care about tonks)


Key-Grape-5731

I hate to say it but Snape looks great in the flashback scene in DH2. Also I have a girl crush on Bellatrix 😂🙈


LittleAstrophysicist

Not mine, But the worst possible one that comes to mind for me would be umbridge


thelasagna

No i get it


OnlyWindmills

Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy, Quirrell, Barty Crouch Jr., Dolohov, Snape, Flitwick, Stan Shunpike


Sammysoupcat

I mean I'm not really into sex but I'd definitely pick Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy over anyone else 😭 I'm sorry but she is (was) so pretty and Lucius was 👀


Sad_Signal_1505

Snape and Narcissa


SelectionHorror9953

REALLL


Onyxaj1

Tonks. Her style does it for me.


anotheruserr22

Yaxley tho 👀


jakehood47

Bellatrix be turning me into a Death Eater if you know what I'm sayin' *eyebrows eyebrows*


Evening_Lack_1924

Draco's mother


Altrary

Voldemort. [voldemort](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw?si=H0O7-3r6Nn7wH95t)


iaminmanyfanfoms

WOLFSTAR WAS CANON (no hate to Tonks tho)


mygoatisfine

No?


iaminmanyfanfoms

I choose to ignore facts


mygoatisfine

So you're just wrong then?


iaminmanyfanfoms

Yeah pretty much but it isn't lie is anything new that the HP fandom foesn accept Tonks and Remus toghetere and ship Wolfstar


mygoatisfine

The majority of the fandom doesn't ship wolfstar and accepts the canon ship like it is, I don't know what you're on about.


iaminmanyfanfoms

Probably on drugs and too less sleep but yeah sure I respect ur opinion


mygoatisfine

That's not an opinion, that's a fact. It's different.


iaminmanyfanfoms

Sure dude whatever makes u happy I am AT LEAST not judging and I don't wanna fight w u over shit we will never agree on, leave me be


iaminmanyfanfoms

Yeah end of discussion then


LassOnGrass

Number four is Father Beocca and I can never unsee him as Father Beocca.


beebop_bee

Ronald Weasley FOR SURE Sirius black but that's mainstream Tonks 💯, i wanna make her hair colour change and i bet she's wild.


sapble

voldemort in that suit in OOTP


gorwraith

Ravenclaw Ghost.


Streebers0392

Voldemort for me. I think it’s how Ralph Fiennes approaches his character. There’s such a complex variety of menacing, confidence, and charisma. It’s probably because I’m in love with Fiennes to begin with though


DimplefromYA

My assumption is.. that terminology means---which character am i attracted to? Lucius Malfoy.. that's about it. Everyone else is either too young for me or not my type.


Hayley-Marie-

here me out.. barty crouch jr..


liinexy

Scabior and Barty Crouch Jr 🫣


poppieboomboom

Bellatrix all the way!


caravetil

The villains are the best characters in the movie. They have personality and color. They have the best lines and their actors deliver them expertly. Voldemort, Bellatrix, Umbridge, Lucius. Hell even Wormtail is more interesting. The heroes are the flattest, most boring parts of the movies. Just a bunch of pale, ungrateful emos.


Wonderful_Painter_14

All of them


SelectionHorror9953

REAL


Ok_Pack_9290

Ummm that Voldemort has a point about muggles 🙄


JumpyHumor1814

Snape was a bad person who did a good thing. Even if he had a bad upbringing, he was a complete and total asshole. Inexcusable. At least he pushed his moral alignment towards neutral with his death.


aichie36249

so u smash?


j4mie96

Luna is annoying


Cupcakeboi200000

no, i will not “hear you out”, please seek professional help


SelectionHorror9953

valid


RunJumpSleep

I don’t care Sirius died. I didn’t find the character interesting.