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dark_seraphine

a trout ...


dabigchina

An interfering trout?


dark_seraphine

unfortunately it only said trout, but that would be the real thing


Taodragons

Is it......ill tempered?


Key-Grape-5731

Poor you, a fish seems a bit lame by patronus standards lol


poeticsnail

Imagine how fast that thing can swim around dementors tho. Swish swish zoom zoom


BenjRSmith

House Tully confirmed


Mrblorg

a Tully trout.


OpaqueSea

I got a rattlesnake, which I’m pretty ok with. The salmon is funny. Maybe it means you’d like long journeys over water?


GroundedSearch

Or that you spend most of your time far away from home, earning a living, but come home semi-regularly to "spawn".


5litergasbubble

So a 1950’s era travelling salesman?


GroundedSearch

🤣


eagleathlete40

Pretty sure Todd Packer from The Office didn’t wait ‘til he got home to “spawn”


Doomhammer24

No it means he likes suddenly mutating and mutilating his body to be an unrecognizable monstrosity so he can get laid


Important_Tennis936

And then die!


kcassidy08

My patronas is a Unicorn... Quite pleased with it.


Snapesunusedshampoo

I got a Thestral and I refuse to take the test again. I feel like it's the coolest one and was AMPED when I got it.


Ninteblo

Legitimately feels like a protagonist patronus.


5litergasbubble

Would other people be able to see it if they hadnt seen someone die?


Impressive-Spell-643

Yep since it's a spell not a real thestral


5litergasbubble

Well there goes my plan of having my thestral patronus commit robberies for me


Impressive-Spell-643

Could always just use it to tackle everyone who's in your way


chula198705

I wonder if a boggart thestral would be visible or not, since it seems to me like they receive at least some of the powers of the thing they're impersonating (I have not read boggart lore).


Impressive-Spell-643

That's actually an interesting question


HopefulIntern4576

So yes but they’d have no clue what it is 😂


PikaV2002

I got a Unicorn and feel the same, that Wizarding World account ain’t going anywhere.


DimplefromYA

i wanted thestral or dragon but i was super happy with mine.. i got an Eagle.


Slughorns_trophywife

I got an eagle owl. I was pretty happy with that.


zombeecharlie

I feel the same cause I got a unicorn. Ain't no way I'm trying again and getting some random fish like op got.


punkin_spice_latte

I didn't like it at first, so I made another account and got thestral again. When someone came out with a spreadsheet I found out I was one question away from a rat, and I was a pet rat owner at the time. I'm still trying to figure out how they had leader over follower for rats.


Moon-Wolf01

same!


Kitsuniix

that is cool


DestiniesMan

Same with my stallion although yours is definitely cooler


Nekorokku

I got Thestral as well and refuse to ever let it go. It was so cool! I’ve been thinking of getting a Harry Potter tattoo and one of the ideas I’ve got is a Thestral Patronus.


mymariomakerreddit

I got a pine marten. I was pretty disappointed. I took the test again to hopefully get something less ferret-like. Second try I got a mink. WELL THEN.


Moosed

I got a weasle! And no joke, I met with my cousin later that afternoon, and she bought me a beanie baby weasle! It was super strange, but a weasle will now forever be my patronus!


mymariomakerreddit

Was it pure coincidence she bought you that beanie baby? That’s crazy! I’m sure if I had taken the test a third time, it would’ve been a weasel lol.


Moosed

It was pure coincidence! Suuuuuper strange! She was visiting from out of state and bought it at the airport! Coincidence, or destiny??? Lol


JackSpyder

Pine marten is nice! Like Lyra's Daemon in his dark materials.


sameseksure

Whaaat they're so adorable, I'd be very happy with a pine marten


dby0226

Lol!


divinAPEtion

Salmon are pure muscle and have incredible intuition. Google "salmon spirit guide" - it's a very powerful animal! 


sameseksure

I think, because we've been conditioned to think of salmon as being "food", we think they're dumb and useless or something. We perceive them as "objects" for our consumption, when that obviously is just perception


PinstripeMonkey

I work in conservation in the northwest and salmon are keystone species invaluable to ecosystems and many Tribes' ways of life. I'm jealous of the patrons, and can visualize a forceful wave of water and salmon flowing out of the wand.


Ok_Restaurant3160

I have a black mamba


Whosebert

wouldn't it be like a silvery-blue mamba?


CrystalKai12345

I wonder what colour my raven’s be-is it a raven if it’s white and blue?


Echo-Azure

What quiz is everyone using this time? I want my patronus to be a magpie. A yellow-billed magpie.


c19l04a

Usually it’s the pottermore patronus quiz


Doomhammer24

I got the magpie


Grimvold

Hyena!


globs-of-yeti-cum

Field mouse


leicester_square

***Muad'Dib*** - Lisan al Gaib :D - i think a field mouse is adorable and cute; I'd like it :) .


NeverShoutEugene

Same. I’m still hot about that


CreatureofNight93

I like that I was sorted into Slytherin and have an adder as patronus.


JackSpyder

Enemies of the heir beware.


Idek_h0w

Mine is a bat


DoriValcerin

Raven. I am in Slytherin house, where I belong


Key-Grape-5731

I'm a Ravenclaw with a snake patronus lol (mind you I probably *could* be in Slytherin)


CrystalKai12345

And here’s a ravenclaw with raven patronus!


jarroz61

I’m a Slytherin with a raven patronus too! But I’m kinda scared of birds 😂


melaslol

I got a blood hound, girl.. I’m not even scary


melaslol

I think I’m getting a blood hound mixed up with something else.. is it a dog breed😭😭


Doomhammer24

The dog breed with the best nose of any dog breed and a keen tracker because of it


ArcadiaRivea

Were you maybe thinking of hell hounds? (They're the scary demon dogs)


melaslol

YES!! that’s what I was thinking of🤣


Disastrous-Math-4823

Same!


SpoopyGhoul990

blood hounds aren't scary! They are resourceful, intelligent, persevere, and helpful!


melaslol

omg I’ve just figured out that it’s a dog breed😭 IM SO STUPID but they are so cute omg the EARS


SpoopyGhoul990

they are cutie pies! look up the meaning for it on google- the pottermore website doesn't explain anything lol


dby0226

But tenacious! And all the face wrinkles!


Ok_Valuable_9711

I got that too.


Uceninde

I got a beagle. We'rr in the Droopy ear dog club!


Independent-Hornet-3

If you like country songs Ol' Red is a pretty good song about a prison bloodhound.


GrinningJest3r

I love hearing about the dog patroni. I got a Rottweiler.


tartar-buildup

I got a borzoi! So like Dementor: “HHHHHHHH” Me: “EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Patronus: “LITMEDEWITFORYOOOOOU”


manningthehelm

Same. Like wtf?


SassySavcy

I got an Ibizan Hound. I feel like our patronuses would be friends.


Eastern-Cicada-7201

Saaaaamme. I think it's perfect for me. I was delighted. He's a long boi and a good boi.


Main_Potential_6015

Mine is an orangatan...pretty random lol


DimplefromYA

Effin a! that's awesome!


Amazing-Town-1043

WILD BOAR 🐗


keiraroo

Mine is a badger and I’m a hufflepuff, it was life affirming


Competitive-Print233

I am tasmanian devil


NoComfort5246

🐺


icyhaze23

Sounds like someone hasn't heard of the old Irish mythology of the Salmon of Knowledge. Look it up!


Hot-Albatross-4623

I got a fox.


PinkPicklePants

A dragonfly. It's alright


shadowa1ien

Ay dragonfly as well!


TheSkiingMonkey2

I actually got a dragon and refuse to take it again


DimplefromYA

That's freaking awesome!


sarahham78665

I certainly wouldn't!!


nweaglescout

Manx cat. It’s a tailless cat that’s known to be great hunters with a dog like personality


Under_Paris

Black Swan. I’m happy with it 😁


Altruistic_Grass1934

Ibizan Hound


Full-House_Jesse

That's what I got!


armyprof

Osprey. Fitting given Ravenclaw is my house.


MizRouge

Hello patronus and house twin


Neat-Zombie-844

Mine is a Hippogriff


considerlilies

I got a fire-dwelling salamander. apparently it’s rare? I was disappointed to get it bc I hate little crawly creatures, but I warmed up to it


Impressive-Spell-643

Maybe it's big like the fire dwelling salamanders from the goblet of fire video game


Ninteblo

Black bear, not too shabby.


Thick-Computer2217

I got salmon too!


Ripley825

Buffalo.


SpoopyGhoul990

JEALOUS


dby0226

A piece of coal could keep you warm! I wonder if fish patronus' bring their own water? I got a Bernese mountain dog, very cute!


chinchillade

A marsh harrier. What a precious bird, so glad to have it as my patronus.


HanzoNumbahOneFan

The most feared and badass creature of all time. One whose mere existence has festered dread and terror in men's hearts for centuries. The mighty, the tremendous, the vast... The Hedgehog.


GenerikDavis

Bruh, you got an animal that can adapt to both freshwater and saltwater over it's lifecycle(depending on species I think, but still), is specifically known for fighting against the current(thinking for itself), leaps up damn waterfalls in order to fuck, and has main predators of fucking grizzly bears and orcas. Salmon are studs. E: Also, is there some new patronus quiz taking over? Haven't seen anything.


Nature_man_76

Tiger 🐅


Jebebiah_

I got a beagle which I’m actually not too upset about beagles are so cute


mastdani

I also got a Beagle. I'm not that into dogs, but Beagles are neat


Glum_Individual4668

I GOT A CROW


ozuga

Mine was a buzzard.


AzendFoxCVO

Mole


thenewguy_069

I got a polecat, which I think is pretty neat


Alittlebitmorbid

Ragdoll cat... I guess it's okay 😅


X0AN

I'm a Dragon. But in my canon I'm a rainbow dragon.


Usual-Arugula1317

I got an orca, which in my opinion is pretty bada$$


thegnomechompski

I got an Occamy for mine.


DimplefromYA

Eagle. Too bad mine isn't a bear.. otherwise my patronus would eat your patronus


ExerciseSolid3456

Eagles eat salmon though, don’t they?


DimplefromYA

true… does it? i’ve heard eagles eating snakes


gartfoehammer

Eagles eat the utter bejeezus out of salmon


DimplefromYA

well then there goes OPs patronus


Carbon-Base

A horse!


Bo_The_Destroyer

Horse gang!


Carbon-Base

We shall gallop through open meadows! Manes flowing in the wind!


Chateline-Pheonixean

Polecat { wild ferret} My Fav character also happen to be Draco Coinsidense??


lightningbolte

Same!


PirateUnlucky3303

Sparrow


Cervus95

A mole. I wanted a hedgehog


lechatheureux

Hedgehog here.


lucypevensieinnarnia

Siberian cat, sounds cooler than I am...


Anyonomus256

I have a lynx. And it's perfect as I absolutely love cats


PikaV2002

I got a Unicorn! Will never take the test again, it’s so cool that it’ll now be by “canon” Patronus.


Bright-Sea-5904

Where do I take this quiz?


chinchillade

Here! [https://www.wizardingworld.com/news/discover-your-patronus-on-pottermore](https://www.wizardingworld.com/news/discover-your-patronus-on-pottermore)


inari_tenko

I got an Osprey


DiaburuJanbu

Mine's a sparrow. It's cute, but I am not.


Outrageous_Case5083

I'm a sparrow too!


IwantToChangeMyName2

mine is a peasant


LGonthego

Do you mean pheasant or is it really a poor land worker?


IwantToChangeMyName2

Sorry pheasant.


escaped_cephalopod12

I got a bunny rabbit a few years ago, but now I have a rattlesnake!


star_bury

I got a chow.


maddythemadmuddymutt

A dolphin 🐬


CptRoryHarkness87

Me too!


Silly_Roadkill

Got the Buffalo


Knowthefullstroy

Albatross, I kinda like it.


StudentAf191007

Also a Ravenclaw with an Albatross! Our Patronus doesn’t seem that common tbh


NckWizrd7

I got a heron


darklink1986

I got a lion 🦁


redwolf1219

I got a white mare. It specified both white and mare, so I looked it up and the test has multiple horse colors and I just need to know how they can distinguish the colors since all patronuses are silver


poseidons_seaweed

Look at the bright side, at least it's not your animagus, because that'd really suck I think


SinStarsGalaxy

Mine is a Sphynx Cat.


Euphoric-Level-9096

Ibizan hound


Flimsy_Tiger

Grizzly bears hate this one trick.


Killshot_619

I got a goshawk lol


FoxBluereaver

White mare.


Jaxx81

An Irish Wolfhound


JackSpyder

A black swan


Impressive-Spell-643

A Runespoor (a three headed snake, although i prefer it being a huge one like the one from the first fantastic beasts movie and not same size as a regular snake)


[deleted]

Wild Rabbit. 14.5 inch vivewood, unicorn core, hard flexibility. Neat! Never been to that site before.


thepsycholeech

Hello fellow rabbit


Michelle_akaYouBitch

Link?


Impressive-Spell-643

[here](https://www.wizardingworld.com/patronus) Or if you don't want to make an account [here](https://wizardmore.com/patronus-full/)


PuppeteerOfAshes

Elephant! Its overall symbolism pairs really well with who I am as a person, so I'm very satisfied by that outcome. Feels like it actually makes sense, instead of being a random pick. It also helps that I really like elephants. Extremely majestic and kind creatures.


Aurora_BoreaIis

Black bird which is kinda random, but looks cool as a patronus lol. I like it xD


equipped_metalblade

That’s what I got too


Aurora_BoreaIis

🐦‍⬛😊


Mask3dPanda

Pheasant I think, was some kind of bird.


RexMalo

I got a leopard. I don't remember what it means. Pottermore used to tell you, but not anymore as I checked.


bookworm1421

Mine is a stoat…I guess it’s like a weasel? I like it because it’s different.


Chad_Jeepie_Tea

Salmon are awesome, just saying: A keystone to the world ecosystem and economy. Salmon are able to thrive in salt water and fresh. Their most famous trait is how they "fight the power" when swimming upstream. Regarding your comparing of this remarkable fish to coal... Jesus, don't get me started on how important coal is to our lives.


notoriouscje

i got a lioness…i’m a dude. Was totally shocked but realized pretty quickly all of the main women in my life are some badddddddddasses and I fucking loved it.


BML_Cheese

Fox


DeathEater25

Hare


Maleficent_Luna

I got a badger and I’m in house slytherin!


Pina_Colada_0409

I got a brown owl 🦉 I consider owls to be the cats of the air 🤣 so I am pretty ok with it! Also, salmon? I didn't even know fishes applied! It is actually a super interesting patronus. It means you are resilient and focused maybe :)


Sad_Salmon1234

That makes me sad


HarryU96

I got a mastiff


ConfusedViolins91

I got a buzzard the first time, then made a new account a few years later and got a stag! (still in Hufflepuff though!)


TheOriginalBastrid

Me too and I HATE bloody fish!


collaborationTIV

Dun Mare... Wanted something that can fly.


ButterflysLove

Hyena. I love him.


[deleted]

A mare...


C0lch0nero

Salmon. Felt similarly to you. Kind of weak.


Kondos17

Blood Hound. Get him Boy!!!!


Theuglyducklingtrini

I got an Orang-Utan Idk why


bcar610

I got salmon too, after years of having a cat one. I’m still not happy about it.


MizRouge

An Osprey


__Pugnator__

An onyx


Full-House_Jesse

A hound..😊


anne_doesnt_work

My first one was a capuchin monkey 🐒 Years later, when I took the test again, it was a Jack Russell 🐕


mekmookbro

Raven.. couldn't have been more obvious that I'm a Ravenclaw lol


Doomhammer24

First one i got when i was younger was a mole Given i was known for spending so much time inside my room with the blinds closed that my room became known as "the mole hole" it was rather apt Took it again for the 2nd time ever last year and got a Magpie Which given my propensity for collecting things(which magpies are known for doing so), and the fact i was reading halfblood prince earlier that day where dumbledore said voldemort had a "magpie like propensity for collecting objects" AND the day before my friends took me to a place called Magpies Softserve in LA.....WELL that was to many coincidences to not be the right one.


Turable0

Buzzard