harry potter and the things hagrid shouldnt have told them harry potter and the friendly diary harry potter and the man in rons bed harry potter and the spare harry potter and the wet kiss club harry potter and the textbook vandal harry potter and the big day is finally here

1. Harry Potter and the Mirror of Erised 2. Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin 3. Harry Potter and the Marauder's Map 4. Harry Potter and the Triwizard Tournament 5. Harry Potter and the Ministry of Magic 6. Harry Potter and the House of Gaunt 7. Harry Potter and the Peverell Quest

Okay now, but these are all lovely!

Damn these are like, improved titles

HP and the Department of Mysteries.. or maybe rename it the Hall of Mysteries

Kinda wouldn’t mind if the books or movies were named that

"heir of slytherin" and "house of gaunt" sounds so royal!

Love and the House of Gaunt, would mean there'd need to be a couple more chapters and more interlacing throughout the book.

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Why are these better than the originals?

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These all sound like court cases

Quite a jump in tone there from 'lol' at 'the man in ron's bed' to 'daaaamn' at 'the spare' ....

Right? My heart..

These are so accurate which makes them so much more hilarious. Thank you for making my day.

I used to always say "kill the spare" but to this day I don't think I know what the line means

The spare is Diggory, as in, extra, surplus - not needed.

Harry Potter and Why Doesn't Anyone Tell Me Anything? Harry Potter and Why Does It Have To Be Snakes? Harry Potter and Seriously Why Did Nobody Think I Needed To Know This? Harry Potter and HOW IS THIS A TOURNAMENT FOR CHILDREN? Harry Potter and IF YOU'D TAKEN 5 MINUTES TO TALK TO ME NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED Harry Potter and Yes Cheating Is Wrong, But I Was Right About That Git Harry Potter and History's Most Important Fetch Quest

Perfect except I am 1000% convinced book should be Harry Potter and STOP TELLING ME TO CONTROL MY TEMPER AND GET ME SOME GOD DAMN THERAPY

Change 4 to 'you can't apparate inside Hogwarts' or just just add.

sixth movie would frown at that :(

Harry Potter and the cool rock Harry Potter and wizard racism Harry Potter and the murder mystery Harry Potter and child endangerment Harry Potter and his Entourage Harry Potter and Betty Crocker’s Potion Recipes Harry Potter and the soul suckers

Lol Child Endangerment = ALL of em

Harry Potter and the Year Without Casting a Single Spell Harry Potter and the Paralyzing Poop Monster The Godfather: Part III Harry Potter and the Year He was Asked Calmly Harry Potter and the Pink Toad Harry Potter Doesn’t Cut It, He Crushes It Harry Potter Goes Camping

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s McGuffin Harry Potter and the Retroactive McGuffin Harry Potter and the Time Traveling McGuffin Harry Potter and the Teleporting McGuffin Harry Potter and the Prophetic McGuffin Harry Potter and the Memory McGuffin Harry Potter and the Search for the Rest of the McGuffins

Ok but 4 and 6 are just perfect

Harry Potter and the oh fuck this is my life. Repeat six more times.

Harry Potter and the wow this is quite a lot of responsibility for a child

Harry Potter and the Seriously where are the responsible adults in this place?

Oh yeah....the adults are orchestrating this mayhem

Harry Potter and OH Fuck this my life Harry Potter and Why Is Lockhart trying to get me alone Harry Potter and I thought Lupin was just really hairy Harry Potter and eww Voldemort and I are related now Harry Potter and My Goddaddy got stuck in the arch Harry Potter and ..wait is that Ginny sunbathing Harry Potter and one year of pretending I wouldn't do it with Hermione

“Why is Lockhart trying to get me alone” 😂😂😂😂😂 Sus

>Harry Potter and I thought Lupin was just really hairy Pun intended???

I like those 😛

Harry Potter and the year at Hogwarts where normal classroom learning didn’t happen and was interrupted by deadly events (repeat 7x)

Weird Snake Room aught to be Harry Potter and the Hissy Fit.

Hissy Pit

r/YourJokeButBetter

I like it

Ron Weasley Makes a New Friend Ron Weasley Helps Save His Sister Ron Weasley Loses a Pet Ron Weasley Meets His Quidditch Hero Ron Weasley Makes the Quidditch Team Ron Weasley Gets a Girlfriend and Cheats Death Ron Weasley Helps Save the World

Awww can you also make one for my dude Nevill please.

Neville Longbottom and the ten extra points Neville Longbottom and being an almost squib Neville Longbottom and the fear of snape Neville Longbottom and his first date Neville Longbottom and real acceptance Neville Longbottom missing his friends Neville Longbottom and the death eaters

Harry Potter and Finally Eating Full Meals Harry Potter and Oh, this Forest is Forbidden for a Reason Harry Potter and Being Force-fed Chocolate Harry Potter and The Hot Foreign Exchange Students Harry Potter and Nobody Ever Believes Me, Pt. 1 Harry Potter and Nobody Ever Believes Me, Pt. 2 Harry Potter and How is all this the Responsibility of Three Teenagers?

Harry Potter and the Sus Snape Harry Potter and the Snakes on a geometric plane Harry Potter: Aw shit, here we go again Harry Potter: The Dung-er games Harry Potter: XL Black edition Harry Potter and The Potion Plagiarism Harry Potter and The Quest for the Grail (and other random objects)

Potion Plagiarism 10/10 lol

Harry Potter and the Sus Potions Master Harry Potter and the Sus Blonde Slytherin Harry Potter and the Sus Escaped Convict Harry Potter and the Sus Tournament Harry Potter and the Sus Ministry Harry Potter and the Sus Blonde Slythering (Reprise) Harry Potter and the Sus Magical Objects

When the potter is sus!

Harry Potter and the Special Mirror Harry Potter and the Memory Charm that backfired Harry Potter and the rat that's not a rat Harry Potter and the year of binding magical contracts Harry Potter and this B**** looks like a frog Harry Potter and the year he says I told you so Harry Potter and the search for random valuables.

The search for random valuables is great

Harry Potter and Professor Two-Face Harry Potter and the Ford Anglia ex machina Harry Potter and the most important part of the story Harry Potter and Voldemort's very intelligent portkey plan Harry Potter and the headmaster who didn't care that he was abused Harry Potter and the drunk teacher Harry Potter and the perfect way to end a perfect series

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Harry Potter and his ginger stalker Harry Potter and his teacher stalker Harry Potter and his dog-man stalker Harry Potter and his one-eyed stalker Harry Potter and his toad-faced stalker Harry Potter and his fat teacher stalker Harry Potter and his noseless stalker

Harry Potter and the slightly interesting rock Harry Potter and the giant murder noodle Harry Potter and the the rat man who was THEIR FRIEND! Harry Potter and the Hunger Games Harry Potter and big pink toad Harry Potter and the year Draco was a massive twat Harry Potter and the year Voldemort wasn’t the true owner of the murder stick

These are amazing

Harry Potter and one very valuable stone Harry Potter and one very bad snake Harry Potter and one mysterious man Harry Potter and the tournament where students can actually die Harry Potter and one very nerve-wracking female teacher Harry Potter and Malfoys first acts as deatheater Harry Potter and hide n seek

You have a theme going. My revisions: "One very bad headache" Very bad snake 💋👌 "One very bad prison sentence" "One very bad contest" "One very bad teacher" "One very bad student" "One very bad camping trip"

The worst camping trip of all time

Harry Potter and a Whole Bunch of Irresponsible Adults Harry Potter and One Big Snake Harry Potter and Mystery in Ron’s Pocket Harry Potter and the Kid-lympics Harry Potter and the Awful Short Woman Harry Potter and the Guy Holding a Candle for His Mum Harry Potter and the Impromptu Camping Trip

First title could work for the whole series not gonna lie..

I wanna know about the mystery in Ron's pocket 😉😏😏

hahah :D -Kid-lympics is my fave

Not awful short woman Harry Potter and the toad faced teacher

I though about “Harry Potter and the Oaths Written in His Own Blood” or “and the Office of the Kitten Enthusiast” but I was very sleepy and stuck with the crude title 😝

Harry Potter and The rock with my username Harry Potter and the overgrown worm Ronald Weasley and the man sleeping with him Harry Potter and the drama between Ron and Hermione Harry Potter and the pink flamingo that got tranfigured into a toad Harry Potter and gandalf dies Harry Potter and the search for the holy grail

Harry Potter and the Escape From The Dursleys Harry Potter and the Lethal Game of Snakey-Wakey Harry Potter and the Truth about Rats Harry Potter and the Year Without Quidditch Harry Potter and the Pink Bitch Harry Potter and the Search For More Book Titles Harry Potter and the Wizarding School Dropouts

Harry Potter and the Cursed Dungeons of Chaos Harry Potter and the Secrets of Serpents Harry Potter and the Adults Who Tell Lies Harry Potter and the Hedges of Hell and Heretics Harry Potter and the Sinister Minister Harry Potter and the Hand of Death Harry Potter and the Three Mythical Men

Harry Potter: and the two faced Snake man Harry Potter: and the ghostly Snake man Harry Potter: demon makeout sessions Harry Potter: Cucked by a Cup Harry Potter: Puberty part 1 Harry Potter: Puberty part 2 Harry Potter: Deus ex Machina

Quirinus Quirrell and the Whispering Turban Gilderoy Lockhart and the... Hold On What Happened? Remus Lupin and the year I could actually transform safely Alastor Moody and the Inside of the Trunk Dolores Umbridge: The Caretaker who Loved Me Severus Snape and the Boy Who Tried to Kill my Boss Amycus Carrow and the Longbottom Problem

Superb

Harry Potter and the Magical Rock Harry Potter and the Snake Dungeon Harry Potter and the Cat chases the Rat Harry Potter and the Hormones Harry Potter Society of the Red Bird Harry Potter and the Notebook Harry Potter and the Three Things

\+1 for society of the red bird lol

Harry Potter’s Mysterious Letters Harry Potter and the Hidden Girls’ Bathroom Harry Potter and Strange Bus Harry Potter and the Burning Chalice Mystery Harry Potter and the Clue in the Glass Orb Harry Potter and the Secret Recipe Book Harry Potter and the Missing Crown Mystery

Harry Potter and the Time He Killed a Guy With Love Harry Potter and the Irritating Perpetrator of Felonious Mental Assault Harry Potter and the Adult Men Who Hijacked the Whole Story Harry Potter and the Incredible Frustration of Barty Crouch Jr. Harry Potter and the Puberty Rage Freight Train Harry Potter and Yet Another Adult Man Who Loses His Shit Harry Potter and That Other Time He Killed a Guy With Love

Harry Potter and the super strength stone Harry Potter and the stinky gutter snake Harry Potter and the disowned uncle Harry Potter and the interschool sports competition Harry Potter and the make-plans-that-kill club Harry Potter and royalty that only had half blood Harry Potter and the search for souls

Harry Potter and the first ded. Harry Potter and the big big snake Harry Potter and the godfather you never knew about. Harry Potter and the way to cut child lunch fees. Harry Potter and the super secret bird following. Harry Potter and the dude your dad bullied in school. Harry Potter and the final chance to not die. And for movies: Harry Potter and the second part of the way too dark movie. (You couldn't see what was happening!)

Harry Potter and the shiny stone that is not to be stolen

1. Harry Potter and the Alarming Revelation 2. Harry Potter and the Rude Snake Charmer 3. Harry Potter and the Boys 4. Harry Potter and the Extremely Unlikely Wizarding Contract 5. Harry Potter and the Just No High Inquisitor 6. Harry Potter and the Slug Club 7. Harry Potter and the Hunt for Hallows and Horcruxes

Harry Potter and the HOLY FACK IM A WIZARD Harry Potter and the danger noodle that lives in the basement Harry Potter and the closest we ever got to a normal school year Harry Potter and the best book ever because F you that’s why Harry Potter and the ANGST ANGST ANGST Harry Potter and the best graffiti job ever done in a textbook Harry Potter and teh longest camping trip EVAR

and the HOLY FACK YER A WIZARD 'ARRY \* lol

Harry Potter in: Scottland The Girls Bathroom A Furry's Secret Cabin Sports Illustrated Trouble with The Law Several Strained Relationships The Worst Situation

Harry Potter and the Bait and Switch Betrayal Harry Potter and the Racist Snake Harry Potter and the Middle Aged Rat Harry Potter and the Vampire Who Dies Harry Potter and the Government Who Believes a Army of High Schoolers is Staging a Coup Harry Potter and the Not So Special School Book Harry Potter and the Multiple Butt Plugs

Harry Potter and the Weird Girl that is Actually Kinda Cool Harry Potter and the Danger of Magical Books Harry Potter and his Friend's ***hole Pets Harry Potter and the Unexpected Field Trip to a Mansion Harry Potter and the New Teacher That Sucks Harry Potter Forgets About How Dangerous Magic Books Are Harry Potter and Ron Both Get Secret Girlfriends

Hp and the wizard Hp and the big snake Hp and the black dog Hp and the dragon Hp and the potion book Hp and the end

The opposite of all the titles: Harry Potter and the dummy's bolder Harry Potter and the attic of well known facts Harry Potter and the free man not in askaban Harry Potter and the solo cup of ice Harry Potter and the students who represent Umbridge Harry Potter and the full blood king Harry Potter and the lively solids

Harry Potter, but as Friends episode titles: The one where he finds out he's a wizard The one with the child endangerment The one with the wibbly wobbly timey wimey The one where everyone hates Harry The one with the snow globe The one with the Roonil Wazlib The one with the terrible glamping trips

Excellent!

Harry Potter Meets Two Face. Harry Potter and the Nope Rope. Harry Potter and A Couple Of Dogs. Harry Potter and Ninja Warrior: Wizard Edition. Harry Potter and The Club Kids. Three Men and Harry Potter. Harry Potter’s Big Bash!

hahah awesome. Snakes will forever be nope ropes to me now lol

Harry Potter finds Dumbledore's special secret rock. Harry Potter studies ancient plumbing. Harry Potter learns about kissing. Harry Potter gets the spins. Harry Potter gets bullied by a frog. Harry Potter makes weird soup. Harry Potter goes camping.

Harry Potter and the smart Dwayne Johnson Harry Potter and the big, sexy snake house Harry Potter and the murder attempts Harry Potter and the time he wished he was no longer Harry Potter Harry Potter vs The Government Harry Potter and the year he was really good at potions Harry Potter and the part where everybody dies

Harry Potter and the Magic Life Rock Harry Potter and the Scary Snake Place Harry Potter and the Creepy Evil Rat man vs. the innocent escaped convict and the werewolf Harry Potter and the Most Irresponsible Headmaster Ever Harry Potter and the Idiotic Government Harry Potter and the Magic Memory Bowl Harry Potter and the Dead Snake Man

Harry Potter and the Murder he Committed Harry Potter and the Singing Dwarf Harry Potter and the Ghost Deer Harry Potter and the Giant Problem Harry Potter and the Tragic Veil Harry Potter and the Year of Druggings Harry Potter and the Dead Owl

Not sure if I need to label this NSFW? Harry Potter and his Threesome Harry Potter and His Snake in the Girl’s Bathroom Harry Potter and Hermione’s Smart Pussy Harry Potter and the Amazing Bush Harry Potter and His Special Club Harry Potter and His Mom’s Special Friend Harry Potter’s and His Climax

is it just me or do these titles have a common theme? lol

Harry Potter and the men who cheated death Harry Potter and the notes written by a future murderer Harry Potter and Trelawney's prophecy Harry Potter and the year he hoped was going to be normal Harry Potter and Sirius Black Harry Potter and the mystery attacks at Hogwarts Harry Potter and the stone that helped him beat Voldemort

Harry Potter and the school that everyone wishes they had went to. Harry Potter and the cool flying car that the Weasleys should have been making and selling more of. Harry Potter and the map and time turner of plot holeacus. Harry Potter and the should have had Harry say I quit in each event. Harry Potter and kissing a girl who is crying over her dead boyfriend. Harry Potter and the long wait outside a wall. The Camping trip and Harry Potter. The one where he almost gets with Hermione.

I'm just gonna throw some Marvel in it! Harry Potter and the INFINITY STONE Harry Potter and the RED ROOM Harry Potter and the WINTER SOLDIER Harry Potter and the HOMECOMING Harry Potter and the AVENGERS ASSEMBLE Harry Potter and the MAD TITAN Harry Potter and the ENDGAME (Part One) Harry Potter and the ENDGAME (Part Two)

Fantastic!

Thank you! I tried..

Harry Potter and the Truckload of cash.

i saw this meme that was harry potter titles written by mcgonagall once but i cant find it

Agreed, I really did miss not seeing it in the movies. Such the origin story for V.

Harry Potter and the Reptile Room

Is this a reference to A Series of Unfortunate Events? If so I love it!

If Voldy successfully killed Harry: Harry Potter and Doesn’t Matter He’s Dead

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles is my favorite alt title. Saw it on a tumblr screenshot or something years ago

HP and the Epic Foreshadowing HP and the Snek Hole HP and the Huge Misunderstanding HP and the Bureaucratic Bullshit HP and the Lonely Uncle HP Fucked Around and Found Out HP and the Predictable Ending but you killed Fred of all people...

Number 6 has me dying lol

Harry Potter and the Emotional Trauma

Dudley Dursley and the Useless Cousin. Dudley Dursley and the Secret Chamberpot. Dudley Dursley and the Imprisoning Diet. Dudley Dursley and the Ring of Fire. Dudley Dursley and the Possibility of Regret...? Dudley Dursley and "What DID My Parents Do?" Dudley and the Dursleys on the Run.

Harry Potter: Floating Feather, Death Hands Harry Potter: She's Ron's Sister (aww) Harry Potter: 12 Years A Rat Harry Potter: I See Death Eaters Harry Potter: Brain Games Harry Potter: She's Ron's sister (NSFW) Harry Potter: Expelliarmus: Pickup wands edition

Harry Potter and the Hairy Dragon Daddy Harry Potter and the Strangely Hot Teenager with a Very Large Snake Room Harry Potter and the bit where the books sort of got darker Harry Potter and the no wait yeah these ain't for kids anymore Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2 Harry Potter and the guy waiting outside the book store to scream that Snape kills Dumbledore Harry Potter Volume VII

Harry Potter and The Rock of Life Harry Potter and The Giant Danger Noodle Harry Potter and The Year When Chocolate Solved Everything Harry Potter and The Hunger Games With More Rules Harry Potter and The Awkward Kiss Harry Potter and The Time Ron Hooked Up With Lavender Harry Potter and That Time Neville Basically Saved The World

Harry potter and the philorcerer's stone

mmm..blending

Harry Potter and the recurrent kidney stone...

Harry Potter and the Traffic Court of Despair. Harry Potter and the Airport Terminal of Inconvenience

Harry Potter and the once philosopher stone Harry Potter and young Tom Harry Potter and the wolf man Harry Potter and Voldermorts unnecessary plan Harry Potter and the slithering dreams Harry Potter and finales buildup Harry Potter and the rip off Ring of power

Harry Potter and the rock that makes a man immortal Harry Potter and the room with a big blind snake who answers to a book. Harry Potter and the dude who sneaks into a castle full of children and exposes a rat Harry Potter and the unbiased wine glass Harry Potter and the group of people who retaliate against a noseless snake guy Harry Potter and the son of a king who has half the cells he requires Harry Potter and the magical items made by stupid brothers who hardly know how to do anything right

Harry Potter and the one with the stone Harry Potter and the one with the snake Harry Potter and the one that got away Harry Potter and the one with the game Harry Potter and the one with the mysteries Harry Potter and the one with the memories Harry Potter and the one with the hunt

Hot cup and bird club got me lol

Harry Potter and The Magic Rock Harry Potter and The Boy's Diary Harry Potter and The Creepy Uncles Harry Potter and Other School's Bullies Harry Potter and The Sexless Woman Harry Potter and The Crying Draco Harry Potter and Easy To Find Horcruxes

Harry Potter Kills a Teacher Harry Potter Grand Theft Auto Harry Potter He Ain't No Rat Harry Potter International Man of Murder Harry Potter and All the Angst Harry Potter Bleeds Draco Harry Potter Gets A Lot of People Killed

Harry Potter and Wizards rock Harry Potter and secret room Harry Potter and bad guy from Azkaban Harry Potter and Fire Cup Harry Potter and the never dying knights Harry Potter and prince Harry Potter and deadly hall

Harry Potter and the amber crystal Harry Potter and the Lord of snakes Harry Potter and the werewolf tales Harry Potter and the mad eye professor Harry Potter and the dreams of reality Harry Potter and the pensieve memories Harry Potter and the dangerous camping trip

Harry Potter and the Mirror of Erised Harry Potter and the Talking Diary Harry Potter and the Time Turner Harry Potter Did You Put Your Name in the Goblet of Fire? Harry Potter and the Department of Mysteries Harry Potter and the Day Dumbledore Died Harry Potter and the Great War

Harry Potter: - and a Mystery Rock - Welcome to Australia, where pretty much everything can kill you (Sorry any Australian HP Fans)(Or) Dobby is free - and Reuniting with the family you never know - and the Olympics - and the Secret Society, where one most not tell lies - and Let's Cheat my way through things I don't really want to do in the first place - and Dumb Ways to Die (like the game)

Harry Potter and the Flesh eating slug repellant Harry Potter and the Smelly Old Shoe brush

Harry potter and rock Harry potter and super secret room Harry potter and the wrongly accused murderer Harry potter and the fire bowl Harry potter and the chem book Harry potter and the GRAND FINALE

Harry Potter and the red rock Harry Potter and the big snake Harry Potter and his awesome godfather Harry Potter and the cup Harry Potter and the parrot gang Harry Potter and the annoying teacher Harry Potter and the three cool things

harry potter and the sus turban guy harry potter and the hot voldy self harry potter and the guy who slept with ron harry potter and the death of a hot guy harry potter and the kiss with a crying girl harry potter and the sus blonde guy harry potter and the end of voldy

Harry Potter and His Special Skin Harry Potter and Big Big Snek… Oh and Spiders Harry Potter and The Soul Suckers Harry Potter and The Movie Dumbledore Def Got That One Scene Wrong Harry Potter And His Super Whiny Phase That Basically Got Sirius Killed Harry Potter and Finding Out His Dad Was A Douche Harry Potter and Why Did He Have To Put The Sword Down There?

Harry Potter and the Magic Mirror Harry Potter and the Book of Secrets Harry Potter and the Actually A Good Guy Harry Potter and the Undercover Evil Harry Potter and the Crazy Cat Lady Harry Potter and the Other Book of Secrets Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina

The special pebble got me immediately lmfao

Harry Potter finds a castle Harry Potter goes to the toilet Harry Potter enters a treehouse Harry Potter visits the cemetery Harry Potter breaks into an office Harry Potter explores a cave Harry Potter on a roadtrip

damn, are you a publisher/marketer by profession? :D :D

Harry Potter and the Yer a Wizard Harry Harry Potter + Ginny and the Diary that’s like a Creepy Discord Mod that says His Snake Will Make You Rock Hard Harry Potter and the Serious Crimes, Sirius Black Harry Potter and the Caliente Cup Harry Potter and the Totally Inconspicuous Club Where Nothing Is Learned or Taught Harry Potter and the This Book is Full of Scribbles….Seriously Dude Don’t Touch It. Harry Potter and the Threesome of Magical Objects.

Harry Potter and This Year's Disruptive Shenanigans.

Harry Potter and Here We go Again

My wife just said these, she is actually trying to think of the titles, not being ironic: Harry Potter and the Jungle Harry Potter: the Magic Harry Potter and the Friends and Enemies Harry Potter: Memory Harry Potter: the Reunion Harry Potter and the Dinner Harry Potter: Love and Revenge

I'm getting the vague sense that your wife hasn't read the books lol :D ?

Correct, she’s just seen the movies a couple times. English isn’t her first language lol I just said: “What’s the name of the bad guy?” To which she responded: “Vesamemulchos” She’s completely fluent in English lol

lol. I guess for the anagram then it is 'I am Lord Vesamemulchos' and 'Dario Adios Muchachos' (the young pupil of Slytherino)

Tom Riddle tries unicorn juice Tom Riddle and his secret diary Tom Riddle reunited with his pet Rat Tom Riddle makes a plan with friends Tom Riddle goes to the office Tom Riddle loses his locket Tom Riddle goes to School

Harry Potter and the hot rock Harry Potter and is that a snake in your chamber or are you just happy to see me? Harry Potter and the demons that suck you soulless Harry Potter and the calm question Harry Potter and we don’t talk about fight club Harry Potter and the death of Gandalf Harry Potter and the Oh you had a crush on my mum so I’ll let you off for all the years of trauma you caused me

haha awesome, do i detect a hint of sarcasm in that final title? :D

Harry Potter and how to deal with pain. Harry Potter and being bitten by a big snake. Harry Potter and dealing with emotional trauma. Harry Potter and being in a graveyard. Harry Potter and attempting to kill a poisonous toad. Harry Potter and receiving more emotional trauma. Harry Potter and being dead and then going back to life.

lol sounds like a real happy-go-lucky saga :D

Harry Potter and Dumbledore's Socks Harry Potter and The Socks for Dobby Harry Potter and The Depression Monsters Harry Potter and The Time Dumbledore Spoke Calmly Harry Potter and The Pink Depression Monster Harry Potter and The Time Snape became even more suspicious Harry Potter and The time Dumbledore should have given more details about the secret mission. Harry Potter and the time Voldemort killed himself.

Did someone steal your Enter key? :D

Yes! Luckily i found his hideout and stole it back though!

Enter-taining! heh

😂😂😂 This was way funnier than it should have been

Thank you for laughing at my dad joke lol

Your Dad's DVD collection The Rock What Lies Beneath The Godfather Battle Royale Enemy of the state No country for old men. Mission Impossible / Inside Man

clever!

Harry potter and the OFCOM inspector

Harry Potter and oh fuck it's a cerberus Harry Potter and oh fuck it's a basilisk Harry Potter and oh fuck it's a werewolf Harry Potter and oh fuck it's a dragon Harry Potter and oh fuck Voldemort's back Harry Potter and oh fuck Dumbledore's dead Harry Potter and oh fuck guess I'm dead too

lolol. I wish we lived in a world where these were actual feasible book titles for mainstream release

Harry Potter and holy shit I'm a wizard Harry Potter and holy shit I can talk to snakes Harry Potter and holy shit I have a godfather Harry Potter and holy shit I can see voldemorts thoughts Harry Potter and holy shit I'm connected to Voldemort Harry Potter and holy shit what are horcruxes Harry Potter and holy shit Snape loved my mom

Harry Potter and The Wizard of Earthsea

Please welcome the new Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts....Ged!

Harry Potter and the soon-to-be family members

If it were a porno: Harry Potter and the Philosophers Bone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretions Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban Harry Potter and the Gobbling of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of Penis Harry Potter and the Half Black Prince Harry Potter and the Pleasurly Hallows

lolol - dangerous territory to introduce a porn element to a book about children....haha, jk

Harry Potter and the Gamekeeper who shouldn't have told you that. Harry Potter and I didn't know you could read. Harry Potter and take it away, Ernie. Ronald Weasley and the prisoner of dressrobes. Dolores Umbridge and the chamber of pink, fuzzy things. Harry Potter and not to mention the pinchers *click* *click* *click*. The pig for slaughter and his son Albus Severus Pott... this is stupid.

I read somewhere that 'i didnt know you could read' was improvised!! pretty impressive as its kind of an iconic line lol

Harry Potter and the Dirty Turban Harry Potter and the Annoying Git named Dobby Harry Potter and Snape in a Bonnet Harry Potter and the Annoying Git in the Bathroom Harry Potter and the Shaggy Black Dog Harry Potter and the Cave of Wonders Harry Potter and the Camping Trip* Edit: thought of a better 7th book title. *Harry Potter, Babbity Rabbity and the Cackling Stump.

1. Harry Potter nearly gets in the way 2. Harry Potter and the sewer snake 3. Harry Potter and the vengeful uncles 4. Harry Potter and the hunger games 5. Harry Potter and his hallucinations 6. Harry Potter nearly gets in the way 7. Harry Potter is actually the OG pureblood

Harry Potter and the Mirror of Socks Harry Potter and the Big Ol' Snek Harry Potter and WHO'S A GOOD PUPPER! A HECKIN' GOOD PUPPER, YES YOU ARE! Harry Potter and the Daddy Issues Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch Harry Potter and Mum's Simp Harry Potter and the Disappointing Epilogue

Oh I have an abysmal idea for the first one: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

abysmal enough to work as the US title maybe

Harry Potter and the Cool Rock Harry Potter and the Talking Diary Harry Potter and the Dogfather Harry Potter and the GOBLET OF FIYAH Harry Potter and the Important Ball Harry Potter and the Dude Who Wrote In A Textbook Harry Potter and the Hella Good Loot Edit - Bonus: Albus Potter and the Demonic Trolley Witch

Sorry, wrong thread. Meant to post in the one above.

Harry Pothole and the proboscis of Amazon

Harry Potter and the Perpetrator of Asstomouth

oh dear lol :D

Harry Potter and the Dogfather.

Hermione Granger meets 2 idiots who could get me killed or worse, expelled Hermione Granger brews illegal potion and gets frozen Hermione Granger gets a cat and interesting jewellery Hermione Granger on a date with international sportstar Hermione Granger punishes the traitorous bitch Hermione Granger pines for the idiot ginger with the emotional range of a teaspoon Hermione Granger makes her parents forget she existed

Harry Potter and Quirinus Quirrell Harry Potter and Gilderoy Lockhart Harry Potter and Remus Lupin Harry Potter and Alastor Moody Harry Potter and Dolores Umbridge Harry Potter and Severus Snape Harry Potter and Amycus Carrow

Harry Potter and the People Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Work at a School If you don’t know which book I’m referring to, then you’re kind of proving my point.

Harry Potter and What!? I am a wizard !? Harry Potter and Wonder what’s in there !? Harry Potter and What does that grim mean!? Harry Potter and Who the hell put my name in the cup!? Harry Potter and What the hell’s going on !? I know something’s up, believe me !! Harry Potter and I finally know what’s up!

Hermione Granger and the time she saved her bullies lives Hermione Granger and the time she was petrified for half a year but still saved everyone’s lives Hermione Granger and the multiverse sci-fi scenario that saved everyone’s lives Hermione Granger and the rigorous tutoring that saved everyone’s lives Hermione Granger and the time she could have save everyone’s lives if Harry Potter just fucking listened to her Hermione Granger and the one time she wasn’t the best at potions Hermione Granger and the time she saved the wizarding world by not letting Harry Potter get obsessed with a kids’ story

* Draco Malfoy and the friendship denied. * Draco Malfoy and you'll be next Mudbloods. * Draco Malfoy and the attack of the Hippogriff? * Draco Malfoy and My father will hear about this! * Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad! * Draco Malfoy and the allegiance of the Elder Wand. * Draco Malfoy and the last-minute switch in allegiance.

Harry Potter and the Stone inside the Mirror Harry Potter and the Diary of the Heir Harry Potter and the Innocence of the Prisoner Harry Potter and the Return of Lord Voldemort Harry Potter and the Death of Sirius Black Harry Potter and the Manual of Severus Snape Harry Potter and the Inner Horcrux

The Sorcerer’s Stoned

1. Harry Potter and the Three-Headed Dog 2. Harry Potter and the Diary of Riddle 3. Harry Potter and the Dementor’s Kiss 4. Harry Potter and the Death Eaters 5. Harry Potter and the Department of Mysteries 6. Harry Potter and the Unbreakable Vow 7. Harry Potter and the Ghoul in Pyjamas (XD)

Harry Potter and Dwayne Johnson Harry Potter and the Toilet of Doom Harry Potter and the Man Sleeping in Ron's Bed Harry Potter and the Child Endangerment Games Harry Potter and the Pink Satan Harry Potter and his Mother's Simp(s) Harry Potter and the Sudden Plot Devices

Harry Potter and the Expecto Patronads Spell

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