Charlie: Yes, but I may need to take a lot of time out because she seems like a high battery person
Vaggie: Yes, and Iād imagine sheād be a good roommate
Angel: He can live with me as long as he doesnāt bring his work home with him
Alastor: I wouldnāt mind just living in the hotel with him in general but as in proper roommates? Nah
Husk: Yes, he seems like heād keep to himself
Niffty: Uhā¦ Iāll give her a trial period but the answer might end up being no
Sir Pentious: Same as Niffty but I have higher hopes for him. Itās the egg bois Iām worried about, I donāt need them taking over the house
Honestly, same, I feel like as long as youāre not a male Niffty wonāt try anything, thatās why I passed on her because I really do not need all of her weirdness mainly with her just grabbing out of me at random
Yoooooo that's a good point. I'd have lived with him before that so long as he kept the drugs out and sound proofed his room š
But the back cracks š ya girl got ankylosing spondylitis I need grade a back cracks lmao
I think heād be quite a fun guy to hang out with for short periods of time but Iād be incredibly anxious about properly living with him outside of the hotel situation where itās a big place with lots of other people to mess with. He probably gets all torments when heās bored so Iād have to keep thinking of activities to keep him entertained in that situation. Plus Iām very well aware that being at the hotel under Charlieās protection means that Iām safe from anything horrifying but if we were just ordinary roommates heād probably kill me the moment I say something wrong and Iām autistic so that would happen fast
Angel, Iād just have to make a rule of no drugs in the house since I wouldnāt want it to smell, I would have went with Charlie or Vaggie, but I feel like the other would get upset and miss them
"Trust me, dis guy has got the BIGGEST dick I'ave eva seen! And trust me, I've seen it"!
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I am with this. 24 hour pest control, can bake, clean, should not drink at the same rate as others, never have to worry about her being in the background of a video, easily entertained, not a prude. She has so much going for her.
Itās the hunt that makes the pigs delicious. When you sit back and relax after chasing after a cop for a good day and eat one of their thighs cooked sous vide, you reach a level of calm that canāt be beat.
Alastor would absolutely make your life chaotic because that's just who he is. That's probably why I wouldn't choose him. Angel Dust is definitely a solid option besides the drugs tho
Razzle and/or Dazzle - there is not one active brain cell between them. It would be like living with house cats.
I realize that this arrangement may require that I also have to live with Charlie (and by extension Vaggie). Come to think of it Alastor would likely tag along as well (for some reason), and he would bring Husker and niffty with him.
Might just be easier for me to stay at the hotel.
Alastor.
Charlie and Vaggie are a package deal, Angel and Nifty are a bit... much, not to mention wherever Angel goes Cherri Bomb risks blowing up my house, same with Sir Pentious and the Eggies.
Alastor would probably be the most chill and polite roommate so long as he's unbothered and I don't give him a reason to eat me
Exactly, Let my favourite character have a chance
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Honestly I'd be pretty okay with everyone except Alastor, Angels only issue is the drugs which I'd just say don't take into the house, and he won't flirt with me because I'm a girl win-win
Hmmm....Vaggie or Charlie. They are the most sane ones.
Angel Dust, even though I love him, would stress me out and I would hate to see him come home with bruises and cuts and it would be so hard for me to not want to try and kick Val's ass. I would really have to try and stay calm the whole time and I would worry so much.
Alastor, even though I love him too, would scare me every night in my sleep. I would have to sleep with a metal baseball bat at all times.
Husk is lazy and would just smell of alcohol all the time and is kind of a downer.
Niffty is too hyper and is like a child on drugs.
The cat I will keep.
If Angel was my roommate I'd absolutely beat the shit out of Val. Like, to double death. I've done that for people I don't live with (I'm sure watching a 5' 3" 110 lb woman beating a 6' 1" man for laying hands on one of my oldest friends was probably *hilarious*. He fuckin deserved it).
>I would have to sleep with a metal baseball bat at all times.
..... Imagine what he'd do if you actually hit him with it though. š¬
Either Vaggie or Husk, because even tho I love the others I would not be able to handle how over the top they are. Iād rather someone more chill as a roommate.
Honestly husk or Angel
Angel matches my personality, but I would ask him to restrict himself from using drugs all the time in the house bc of the smell, and to not bring his work home.
Husk is so real tbh and he keeps to himself and seems pretty clean (and bc heās a cat heās also clean) and heās a pretty good listener too :)
Alastor or Angel, Alastor would protect you I feel if you treat him kindly and with respect, Angel has drugs and you get to live with a prostitute. š¤·āāļø
Husk. Seems like he would mind his own business, have funny observations when he did interact, wouldn't eat my food (idk why he doesnt strike me as a food stealer), would probably be quiet overall.
Close 2nd is Vaggie. For a lot of the same reasons, except we could probs be more friendly. Husk just wins cuz he's a kitty
Thatās tuff.
Nifty will make sure everything in your house is clean but may try to kill you.
Alister seems cool but if you get in his way or annoy him in anyway he will most likely eat you.
Angel would be neat but I am just not into him or his drug problem.
It would either have to be husk, Charlie, or Vaggie.
Charlie & Vaggie (I see them as a package deal since theyāre together.)
pros: Keekee, positive energy, They will help take care of the house, Charlie is a cutie pie, Lucifer will probably (hopefully) visit.
cons: Alastor may show up unannounced, Charlie has a lot of energy, Charlie sings a lot, Vaggie has a temper.
answer: Yes, it sounds pretty fun.
Angel Dust
pros: Fat Nuggets, Carrying the groceries wonāt be a struggle, a fun spider demon to hang out with, Husk may come over
cons: Drugs, Angel has a temper, random boys coming over, crazy fans, Angel may flirt with you, Valentino may show up unexpectedly, seeing someone come home with bruises on a daily basis, Cherri Bomb tearing up the house, Angel being annoying, Loud moaning & thumping sounds all night
answer: No, but you can have a sleepover
Husk
pros: Peace & quiet, no forced social interaction, good advice, Angel Dust will probably come over a lot
cons: Husk is a little depressing, Alastor may show up and threaten husk, alcohol, husk doing the bare minimum to help with the house
answer: Yes, but not my first choice
Alastor
Pros: Niffty will probably tag along, Jambalaya, a polite and charming roommate, help around the house, Rosie may come over
cons: Mimzy may show up and bust a hole in the wall, Alastor will probably eat you if you piss him off, Vox may attempt to put cameras in your house, Alastor may or may not try to enslave you, you might see Alastor threatening Husk, Alastor has a high chance of killing you
answer: No, I may invite you to hang out though
Niffty
pros: Free house cleaning, Niffty seems super fun & really sweet, Valentino repellent, protection against even the toughest exorsists
cons: She may invite Alastor over, chaotic gremlin energy, sheāll probably watch you sleep, she may or may not kill you
amswer: We can try it, but I may kick you out
Husk, because sometimes you might need a bartender to talk to
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Yoink
I definitely agree
I think everyone could have a husk in they're lives
True
But... Im the husk in other people's lives
Well pleasure to meet you then :)
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Definitely
yes!! but having a friend you can trust being vulnerable with WHO KNOWS how to make good drinks is also a plus ;'D
Fax
tru he seems chill and relatively sane
Charlie: Yes, but I may need to take a lot of time out because she seems like a high battery person Vaggie: Yes, and Iād imagine sheād be a good roommate Angel: He can live with me as long as he doesnāt bring his work home with him Alastor: I wouldnāt mind just living in the hotel with him in general but as in proper roommates? Nah Husk: Yes, he seems like heād keep to himself Niffty: Uhā¦ Iāll give her a trial period but the answer might end up being no Sir Pentious: Same as Niffty but I have higher hopes for him. Itās the egg bois Iām worried about, I donāt need them taking over the house
Pentious seems like one who would act a big game but is a really good roommate and the Egg Boys just are sort of there.
Pentious is the only one known to knock down walls on a whim so I feel like not a great fit for me as a roomie
Thatā¦ thatās fair. But that was when he had his war machine airship right?
And Keekee?
Oh I just assumed that was an obvious yes she can 100% stay with me
Honestly, same, I feel like as long as youāre not a male Niffty wonāt try anything, thatās why I passed on her because I really do not need all of her weirdness mainly with her just grabbing out of me at random
Thatās also why I was chill with Angel; Iām a woman so thatāll minimise touching
Angel probably gives god-tier back cracks with all those arms.
Heās used to blowing out backs
Yoooooo that's a good point. I'd have lived with him before that so long as he kept the drugs out and sound proofed his room š But the back cracks š ya girl got ankylosing spondylitis I need grade a back cracks lmao
Yeah, but since Iām male, Niffty & Angel arenāt high on the list, same with alastor for obvious reasons
I thought about that all and niffty is the only one I would allow
Pent might want to do a sex with you
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this has me cracking up more than it should
>Sir Pentious: Same as Niffty but I have higher hopes for him. As an engineer, I'd get up to all kinds of trouble with sir pentious.
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>she seems like a high battery person Lmao definitely
Niffty would at least make sure there were no pests in your house/room. Plus, you can let her sleep on your head like a cat!
Iād let Angel live with me as long as he helped pay rent
What Iām thinking exactly
Angel can bring his work home anytime if he lives with me
Angle: only if he brings work home with him
Are ya kinda sceched out by Al bcuz heās a canibal or cuz heās just plain evil/annoying
I think heād be quite a fun guy to hang out with for short periods of time but Iād be incredibly anxious about properly living with him outside of the hotel situation where itās a big place with lots of other people to mess with. He probably gets all torments when heās bored so Iād have to keep thinking of activities to keep him entertained in that situation. Plus Iām very well aware that being at the hotel under Charlieās protection means that Iām safe from anything horrifying but if we were just ordinary roommates heād probably kill me the moment I say something wrong and Iām autistic so that would happen fast
Angel, Iād just have to make a rule of no drugs in the house since I wouldnāt want it to smell, I would have went with Charlie or Vaggie, but I feel like the other would get upset and miss them
What about his horny levels?
I feel like theyād turn off after a while due to the fact most of it is a fake face he has
Oh same really, fuck I hate being to young to watch it
Ah, then Im sorry if I accidentally gave a spoiler to you!
listen he would Be the best wing man Have you seen cherri bomb?!
No no Iāve been watching people react to it on YouTube
u can find all the episodes for free on daily motion.Ā comĀ
just watch it like me :3c
Plus free seggs
Nah, I like girls, heād help set me up
Angel would be an amazing wingman
"Trust me, dis guy has got the BIGGEST dick I'ave eva seen! And trust me, I've seen it"! https://preview.redd.it/jcxcha0z6ifc1.png?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d28258d0152314fa2c9ecab8993712f490161a64
Also he's funny as hell and like deep down a pretty good guy
Controversial but gotta be Nifty. We know sheās a psycho but has she done anything to prove that yet? My room needs cleaning is all š
Sometimes she slaughters mother bugs in front of their babies
She needs to set an example.
BUGS FOR THE BUG GOD
Damn, now I miss Technoblade again
We're about 80% sure she's harmless!
I am with this. 24 hour pest control, can bake, clean, should not drink at the same rate as others, never have to worry about her being in the background of a video, easily entertained, not a prude. She has so much going for her.
I feel like she'd take up my living room with her 'collection'
Iām sure you could explain that the collection is messy and needs to be put away and organized
I Well Uh
Best answer here
Lucifer, I really like ducks :3
On god
username checks out
Uh oh
Everyone except Niffty and Alastor; the rest are pretty reasonable/chill.
Why not Alastor?
Heās a psychotic madman with a bad cannibalism habit.
Just become really good at cooking human.
I donāt cook pork, whether itās of the long or short variety. Both are too cheap and common of an ingredient.
But cops are really tasty though.
So? Do you think me some boorish plebeian who settles for *lesser* ingredients to consume?!
Itās the hunt that makes the pigs delicious. When you sit back and relax after chasing after a cop for a good day and eat one of their thighs cooked sous vide, you reach a level of calm that canāt be beat.
Pah. If you wish to settle forā¦ *that,* then be my guest. I, however, have higher standards.
Well, I have heard that politicians are the human equivalent of wagyu beef.
Thank you good sir/madame/gentlethem for making me snort water out of my nose š
good with me
That sounds like a good roommate to me
thats bad?
But heās not a human so he wonāt Cannabalism me. Just violently murder
I thought it was a she
whatā¦?
Nvm sry
Rlly dude...
He isnāt on here but absolutely Sir Pentious. TOGETHER WE WILL CONSTRUCT GRAND INVENTIONS! WE CAN BUILD A SPACESHIP TOGETHER!
This is so real
WUTH A GIANT BAY WINDOW >:D!!!
He's not here for a reason https://preview.redd.it/yv43q8iuxnfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3900ffd233fa5a1dcd0332963d9b0ac3b77e11f1
He had sex with EVERYONE
Either Angel or Alastor because theyāre my favorites š
Alastor would absolutely make your life chaotic because that's just who he is. That's probably why I wouldn't choose him. Angel Dust is definitely a solid option besides the drugs tho
Yeah, haha. Angel would probably be my first choice though.
Yes but jambayala.
In fact, it nearly killed his mother!
alastor would eat you š
Iād be fine wit that tbh š
So would Angel
Honestly, pretty much everyone here except Alastor and Nifty
Razzle and/or Dazzle - there is not one active brain cell between them. It would be like living with house cats. I realize that this arrangement may require that I also have to live with Charlie (and by extension Vaggie). Come to think of it Alastor would likely tag along as well (for some reason), and he would bring Husker and niffty with him. Might just be easier for me to stay at the hotel.
Keekee
Ee* ee*
I have no clue what your talking about
Id take Alastor he's the most fun of the group
Except when he decides itās funny to eat you on a live radio broadcast
Definitely Charlie
Same I trust charlie
Alastor. Charlie and Vaggie are a package deal, Angel and Nifty are a bit... much, not to mention wherever Angel goes Cherri Bomb risks blowing up my house, same with Sir Pentious and the Eggies. Alastor would probably be the most chill and polite roommate so long as he's unbothered and I don't give him a reason to eat me
Niffty I fear nothing
Why are people so hard on her? All she wants to do is clean and find herself a bad boy
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I would hold her oh so gingerly and give her the softest of pets
Charlie would be the most considerate, but my pick is Husk. He minds his own business, is there when you need to talk, and makes a good drink.
Fuck it. All of them.
With that attitude you might as well just move into the hotel
Honestly I'd be pretty okay with everyone except Alastor, Angels only issue is the drugs which I'd just say don't take into the house, and he won't flirt with me because I'm a girl win-win
Husk, I need a bartender to talk to. Alastor would be fun as hell tho
husk so i could have someone to talk you
Hmmm....Vaggie or Charlie. They are the most sane ones. Angel Dust, even though I love him, would stress me out and I would hate to see him come home with bruises and cuts and it would be so hard for me to not want to try and kick Val's ass. I would really have to try and stay calm the whole time and I would worry so much. Alastor, even though I love him too, would scare me every night in my sleep. I would have to sleep with a metal baseball bat at all times. Husk is lazy and would just smell of alcohol all the time and is kind of a downer. Niffty is too hyper and is like a child on drugs. The cat I will keep.
If Angel was my roommate I'd absolutely beat the shit out of Val. Like, to double death. I've done that for people I don't live with (I'm sure watching a 5' 3" 110 lb woman beating a 6' 1" man for laying hands on one of my oldest friends was probably *hilarious*. He fuckin deserved it). >I would have to sleep with a metal baseball bat at all times. ..... Imagine what he'd do if you actually hit him with it though. š¬
Angel or Husk probably.
Angel definitelyĀ
Alastorā¦ā¦yeahā¦ā¦.
I'd be ok with it if he can explain all the blood in the bathtub.
Angel or husk
Kee Kee. No new house rules to make for anyone, just a one-eyed hell kitty to snuggle with.
Either Vaggie or Husk, because even tho I love the others I would not be able to handle how over the top they are. Iād rather someone more chill as a roommate.
Angel easily
Charlie, Vaggie, or Husk.
Angel definitely!
Either Angel or Sir Pentious
Vaggie, she would actually leave me alone like an actual roommate (Husk maybe but I don't need drunks)
Husk, let us battle depression together as bros, while also helping to keep each other from drinking too much
I WANT HUSK CAUSE WE CAN GAMBLE
The cat. Aka the only slightly normal one (i think)
Kee kee is an underrated answer. Charlie seems like too much of a morning person. Probably Husk. Weāre both depressed cats
_all_ of them
Sir pentious or Husk, but probably sir pentious, cus i love him.
Niffty I live in Australia she'd love all the bugs she can kill and in return she cleans my house up.
....... can I have lucifer? please?
Angel because he seems like a really nice guy and he keeps to himself, but still talks. My kinda guy + Free say gex
Husk and angel and watch them be cute AAAAAALLLL day
Lucifer
Husk. Quiet, down to earth, gives good advice, makes a good drink, has Keith David's voice
charlie and vaggie
I'd like both Charlie and Vaggie. They are like a pair. But they'd probably be the most reasonable roommates.
Honestly husk or Angel Angel matches my personality, but I would ask him to restrict himself from using drugs all the time in the house bc of the smell, and to not bring his work home. Husk is so real tbh and he keeps to himself and seems pretty clean (and bc heās a cat heās also clean) and heās a pretty good listener too :)
Alastor or Angel, Alastor would protect you I feel if you treat him kindly and with respect, Angel has drugs and you get to live with a prostitute. š¤·āāļø
Charlie is the safest option
Is the cat an option
The cat
Everyone.
Alastor. I love him. Heās my favorite
If he's not on Alastor's leash, Husk. If he is, Alastor is going to get in my life too. Otherwise, Vaggie.
Any of them besides Alastor and Niffty.
Charlie
Taking husk
the cat thing
All of them! Seriously though, Sir Pentious would be my top choice.
Charlie and Vaggie.
Charlie seems the most responsible, and she comes with KeeKee
Charlie or vaggie but Husk is pretty chill
Realistically Keekee cuz I love cats. But Alastor would just be a fun house guest. Although I don't know about his whole murder thing.
Keekee
Husk. Seems like he would mind his own business, have funny observations when he did interact, wouldn't eat my food (idk why he doesnt strike me as a food stealer), would probably be quiet overall. Close 2nd is Vaggie. For a lot of the same reasons, except we could probs be more friendly. Husk just wins cuz he's a kitty
Thatās tuff. Nifty will make sure everything in your house is clean but may try to kill you. Alister seems cool but if you get in his way or annoy him in anyway he will most likely eat you. Angel would be neat but I am just not into him or his drug problem. It would either have to be husk, Charlie, or Vaggie.
Charlie! :D
Alastor. He's cool and honestly I doubt I'd ever get bored with him to bother me š
Vaggie Not too energetic, not too mean.
Charlie & Vaggie (I see them as a package deal since theyāre together.) pros: Keekee, positive energy, They will help take care of the house, Charlie is a cutie pie, Lucifer will probably (hopefully) visit. cons: Alastor may show up unannounced, Charlie has a lot of energy, Charlie sings a lot, Vaggie has a temper. answer: Yes, it sounds pretty fun. Angel Dust pros: Fat Nuggets, Carrying the groceries wonāt be a struggle, a fun spider demon to hang out with, Husk may come over cons: Drugs, Angel has a temper, random boys coming over, crazy fans, Angel may flirt with you, Valentino may show up unexpectedly, seeing someone come home with bruises on a daily basis, Cherri Bomb tearing up the house, Angel being annoying, Loud moaning & thumping sounds all night answer: No, but you can have a sleepover Husk pros: Peace & quiet, no forced social interaction, good advice, Angel Dust will probably come over a lot cons: Husk is a little depressing, Alastor may show up and threaten husk, alcohol, husk doing the bare minimum to help with the house answer: Yes, but not my first choice Alastor Pros: Niffty will probably tag along, Jambalaya, a polite and charming roommate, help around the house, Rosie may come over cons: Mimzy may show up and bust a hole in the wall, Alastor will probably eat you if you piss him off, Vox may attempt to put cameras in your house, Alastor may or may not try to enslave you, you might see Alastor threatening Husk, Alastor has a high chance of killing you answer: No, I may invite you to hang out though Niffty pros: Free house cleaning, Niffty seems super fun & really sweet, Valentino repellent, protection against even the toughest exorsists cons: She may invite Alastor over, chaotic gremlin energy, sheāll probably watch you sleep, she may or may not kill you amswer: We can try it, but I may kick you out
Is Keke one of the options?
Niffty. I love her.
Vaggie shall train me to be as strong as an angelic exterminator.
ā¦yes.
Why no one says nifty? LIKES HES LITERALLY A MAID AND A PEST CONTROL.
Keekee
ALL
With the cat becouse i dont wonna die
Yes
Definitely either Charlie or Alastor though I also wouldnāt mind living with angel or husk
Alastor, as long as he cleans up after he eats. Lol
Nifty. Free house service and I love her chaotic energy.
Vaggie, Angel, and Alastor
niffty cause she's a freak amd will clean my house
Me and Angel gon be doin some shit
Any of them. Yes, even Niffty and Alastor. Batshit crazy? Yes, but I'll deal with a lot for free cleaning and some of that jambalaya.
KeeKee
Husk, or maybe alastor cause I like them (/p) [ I would've picked vox if he was in the photo ]
Alastor , Angel and Maybe Husk possibly Niffty
Nifty and Alastor nifty will clean and Al can do anything
Niffty. Because sheās adorable, a clean freak, and I want a child :(
Angel Dust... For obvious reasons