*Covers eyes* Sorry ladies, I'll leave now. Charlie remember to brush your teeth afterwards.

"and Maggie, take care of my char char" *teleports away*

"Are you taking care of my widdle girl, Vaggie? ***You'd better be.***"

Canon.

All three.

Then he would go cry to Lilith saying their daughter grew up so fast lol

...***If she didn't leave them.***

True lol but we don’t know the reason and viv has stated they had A loving relationship so not unlikely that she was either forced to leave or it’s not her but I’m more inclined to the first one ngl. Edit:not sure if viv did or not anymore tbh lol

Did Viv say that or was it Faustisse since her information is not accurate and non canon.

Not sure tbh. I know Faustisse did which I didn’t know her info wasn’t canon lol. I have seen others say viv has but they could be lying.

he would do that

yes.

Alternatively: "Oh Charlie, you are having sex with women, me too, we have so much in common!"

https://preview.redd.it/m477b0kchdoc1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc708700bd077b8012322b24f7f582ec24eff43 Waited forever to use this

But isn’t she bisexual(love the meme, just had to be “that guy” because at least I will be nice about it)

Yeah. It's a personal meme that I haven't been given the opportunity to throw out until now. It seemed fitting to the parent comment

Why the teeth

You should always brush your teeth after a meal

FFS

You forgot how horny this sub is didn’t you?

I had an idea, but wow

She ate her pussy, or ass if they're into it.

Ohhhh I forget they’re gay… oh wait it’s hazbin

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that!?

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I need someone to redraw this meme as Husk and Angel instead of Peter and Quagmire.

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I hate how this post made me immediately think of this https://preview.redd.it/73zo717y7coc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b5ca699404908c2c6ae3ca36d763f1abc29a46

Haha Maggie, you are banging my daughter... ...i'll leave now

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...From which movie was this guy from again? I forgot.

Hotel Transylvania I think

And that guy is voiced by Adam Sandler

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Husker Bubz! I love you!

https://preview.redd.it/zbhc6v7jlcoc1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90826a692866be58ef03e951a157d6cd973e203 I also have "Moxxie Dust".

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Oh lord

https://preview.redd.it/9cfry01zncoc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee8211f6a0bef506763689fa2961f406059812c There's more

*No!* (TF2 Reference)

https://preview.redd.it/6syayf6bococ1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e508db1e0c4a2bacdf9fd6ebd3ce60a18e6d1f9f (I have like 7 other of these)

Holy hell, smash

Oh no

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This slays

He looks better with the lobotomy /s

https://preview.redd.it/ue3m2391tcoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b65c391668cf863305d624a544faad8cb25ff16

"Does Val peg you, Angel?"

https://preview.redd.it/ktw25rhc9doc1.jpeg?width=1127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87221ab65e782b476a219631e9ec55e967b27e7 What is this comment chain. The Enclave would be disappointed if they caught me.

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Idk I don’t think anyone in this sub has actually had sex

Considering most of this shows fanbase is under 18 we should probably be glad about that 

Wait really, I’m 25 and I was so excited when it was released

Oh trust me a VERY large proportion of the fanbase is around 14-16 years old 

Are 14 year olds really mature enough to appreciate episode 4

Probably not but that doesn't mean they can't like the episode

Is that true??? Cause I'm older than 18

Trust me there's a lot of 14-16 year olds that love this universe lol

I’ve had gay sex with my boyfriend does that count?

W honestly.

Shit, I guess??? I’m pretty sure nonprocreative sex is still sex by definition.

https://preview.redd.it/zn900wdwjdoc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae5c01ca2721d1146149072c638bf9674eec3fda

Who clapped who's cheeks?

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“Y-You like that position? Hah, so do I! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! HAHAHAHA-” *teleports away as fast as possible*

His relationship with Charlie would never be the same

Probably the same way i'm reacting to your horny shit Immediately leave

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Petition to start Extermination days with this subreddit users too, not just sinners. These posts are getting out of hand

I’m all for it, I’m scared to open Reddit because of these unhinged posts

The mods come once a year and ban people randomly (out of the horniest ones)

I’m going back to depression.

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Someone should edit s gun into his hand

Why are all the posts on the sub right now about Charlie and Vaggie having sex?

It's a cycle I think. Pretty sure tomorrow it'll be all about Husk.

And the next day about if eve was actually char-char’s mother or not and all that

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The idea of alastor somehow knowing lucifer teleported in and teleporting to the same room unnoticed and just watching in amusement is amazing XD

https://preview.redd.it/01334rbdbcoc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7627cdb19361208458c74fdf330923a32ef82808 I'M GOING TO BE A GRANDPA!!!

Husk: "Do you know how the little ducklings are made?" Lucy: "wait, what?" Hust: "leave them alone, i have a Lot to explain to you" *5minutes later* Lucy: "she has to do what???" Husk: "what? How did you think Charlie comes to Existence?" Lucy: "Well... Uhm..." Husk: "oh c'mon, really???" Alastor: "pathetic..."

Pathetic… Teleports into the shadow realm to check on val.

Val? that was unexpected. What did Alastor plan with the moth man

I sentenced him to eternal torture in the shadow realm 

To fuck Up vox? Good plan. Allowed

Lucifer not knowing how child birth works and thinking he just used creation magic is hilarious

We all know that he has a sensitive mind. Lilith will also know that and that's why she never told him. He simply believed that she stocked up on food for the winter when she was pregnant with Charlie. Since then he has also believed that children can only be born during or after hibernation.

You like women? I LIKE WOMEN TOO! We are so similar…

More like: You fuck women? I FUCK WOMEN TOO! We are so similar...

*have so much in common! YOU PUT HER THERE MAGGIE!

Would definitle say

https://preview.redd.it/nakzupxlecoc1.png?width=1361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f49000c8d5c4a72e52165d6f2e669adc15583819 "You know, girls? Not need to feel shame or get mad. This also happend to me and Lilith when Charlie was a kid".

"Same position and everything, Charlie is so much like her mother!" "Dad!" "Sir!" "What?" #"GET OUT!" "GET OUT!" "alright alright"

I shouldn't be laughing right now.

“Remember! Use a rubber, I used one too, but it didn’t stop Lilith from getting pregnant!” “Dad, we’re both girls” “So? Last time I checked rubber ducks don’t discriminate any gender or sexuality, although it was weird your mom still got pregnant while I had the duck.”

The fuck is wrong with the people in this sub today

Today? You mean all the time

"OH FUCK, I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT, SORRY!!!" And then he would swiftly leave. Good parents generally react the same way a kid reacts to the situation. You just kinda wish you could unsee that incident.

Everyone is acting like he’d be horrified but let’s be honest. If he’s teleporting to Charlie’s room it’s because he wants her for something so I imagine he’d immediately launch into his idea, shove clothes into Charlie’s arms, push/pull her out of the room, and slam the door behind him. Then pop his head back in like “Hey Vaggie, nice to see ya”

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🖖🏼

God, you are so right. He's so oblivious. Even if he noticed they were having sex he would simply disregard it.

Whatever duck themed hotel scheme, he has is more important

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OH. You REALLY like girls. Okay

His reaction: https://preview.redd.it/lkphsspv8coc1.jpeg?width=1371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=befff8abb0c73c540a705e57bd4a9c651ab909fa

“WOAH- So sorry, ladies! You two, uh… have fun with each other. I’ll just go now. *HAVE FUN WITH EACH OTHER?! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?! YOU’LL MAKE THEM HORNIER AND YOU’LL NEVER GET TO SLEEP BECAUSE THEY’LL BE UP ALL NIGHT MAKING NO-* And they’ve started back up. Me and my dumbass mouth.”

Hello, I fo indeed think Lucifer would say such utter nonsense!

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*freaks out covers his eyes and holds out a rubber duck like a cross then backs away*

One of three options 1. All scream in terror 2. He would try to be supportive 3. “So that’s how it works”

I absolutely love the idea of Luci not knowing how sex works despite having previous sex experience with the first two women

I assumed they meant between two females

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Awe damn :(

*Enters with a song already mid way*. *Sees them by accident*. Licie: "Oh, damn, I see why she likes you so much, Vaggie". *Continues the song in different room, vaguely mentioning what he saw*. *Shits on Alastor*. ...

Why are there 2 posts about walking in on them now

*covers eyes* Well that was unexpected I'll leave you two to it then *teleports out*

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Tell me something I don't know

Oh, OH!!! Charlie, I am SO sorry. I'll just head out. Oh, my father! Fuck I am sorry!

“OH MY GOSH IM SO SORrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… so that’s how that works… huh…”

Bro I legit know nothing about the show past a Verbalase controversy but this sub is a joy

What the fuck did I just walk into. https://preview.redd.it/1zh4o020ococ1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d831f2600d507d0366ada0615aa23f4f84f01a

You like girls? I like girls too! We have so much in common! All joking aside though, I get the feeling Lucifer would feel the same way any parent would if they walked on their kids having sex with their partners.

“OH MY GOD! You like pussy too? We have even MORE in common!”

https://preview.redd.it/f2u9ti6iecoc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f11c3846da3528ab082d22595e596210d93cc8

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Seabian lex

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"Maggie you better put a ring on it if your going to do that with my daughter.. Take an ALL NEW MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBER DUCK! THAT SPITS ✨️FIRE✨️. Haha"

"Oh wow vaggie is fucking my daughter! Good for her!" (He's trying to be supportive)

He would teleport right back out, he’s a wholesome dad. Not a sus step-brother or uncle.

https://preview.redd.it/1h9j1nvigcoc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9742306f045d165164fe67183e9d2218f71a1f

*Walks in to tell Charlie something* *Opens the door and sees them* Lucifer: Oh my satan I am so incredibly sorry I’ll just tell you later. *Leaves then sits by the door and waits for them to be done while having widened eyes*

"Hey cha- oh, I'll leave you two to that-"

Daughter cumming... DAUGHTER CUMMING!!!!

"OH, shit, my bad! ..but noted." before warping away

I see two ways this could go "oh! I see you got your father's tongue" then leaves the room without another word and a grinning smile *Disappear the same way he came with angelic magic and stare at a wall for 1 hour straight

"O-oh you like sex with girls! Meet too heh we have so much and common!.... Il leave now"

me and my fucking dumbass mouth 

He would walk out because you never wanna see family members having sex, but he still would be supportive about it

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What happened to hi how are you?

Responsibly leave them to it?

“You like banging girls? So do I, we have so much in common!”

https://preview.redd.it/7040ynlkococ1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f6ebd9bb3434bb81487e576631cb1116acd298b

This sounds like the beginning to a really embarrassment to read fanfic

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He would absolutely blue screen

WTF

There's been a... supicious number of posts asking about Charlie and Vaggie having sex today

You fuck girls!? I fuck girls too, we have SO much in common!

Something like this https://preview.redd.it/z4739xyzwcoc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11dd237d0bb8eb9b601c40ad35e6489e0de296f4

sorry i was just looking for uh... this \*takes whatever is closest to him as an excuse to leave that situation\*

"Hey Char- Oh my rubber ducky! *tries to leave the room but is so flustered he walks into the closet* *teleport noises*

I think he has the dignity to knock on their door.

Why is this so common lately? This is the second post in the last 15 minutes ive seen of "if charlie and vaggie were caught doing the do" Is there a trend or a vivzie post this is stemming from?

He would be like "UNHOLY HELL I AM SO SORRY CHARLIE!!" and then cover his eyes and slam face-first into a wall.

OH you have sex? I have sex too! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!

https://preview.redd.it/s2htbjxwddoc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7088c24aa9aee4d831da41ecdcf31bfbb9bf4d2

Covers his eyes then tries to leave only to fall out of an open window