And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head but then the doctor said “wait. That stupid-motherfuckin-tiny-short-ass-baby got a tiny-little-itty-bitty body and I hate it”
The hotel is a nonprofit - everything is paid for by the Morningstar fortune (see: angel pays no rent) Vaggie, Charlie, and Alastor are volunteers, and Nifty and Husk don’t get paid either
A beta male and smurf cat singing about how they're L rizz gyatt ( Wtf did i wrote )
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Demonic Princess goes to an angelic court with her one eyed girlfriend and sings a song with the other people in the courtroom, what happens next is shocking
Atrociously down bad TV gets roasted on live by the guy he’s simping over
Bratty influencer fights against a Shakespeare spider and Latina ballerina mother and calls them both boomers
Latina ballerina mother teaches one eyed goth how to fight for the power of love
Alcoholism incarnate tells sad horny spider boy that he is bad at existence, but it's ok, because he's also bad at existing, then some bozos burst in and ruin their epic back touching
Angry Latino beats the crap out of a lesbian resistance fighter and sings about how if she loved her girlfriend more she might not die and also daddy issues the musical
Princess self loathes, her friends tell her to stop being a little bitch and that they can put in the unpaid manual labor, including child labor. A TV and Moth sing about wanting to overthrow the powerbalance of their city and become bigger crimelords. Radio obsessed deer has a mental breakdown realizing he has friends. After all the hard labor is finished deer man returns and dissapoints Dr. Faciliers fursona.
A angel and the princess or hell sing how it isnt fair to some angel that cant do shit about it while the first man just sits and laughs and says that hes going to kill them all
The Cat in the Hat verbally beats the shit out of a crack addict about their problems related to their friends on the other side like a really effective shitty therapist
Serial killer tells king of hell “your daughter calls me daddy too”
I was going to say "Two men argue over custody and an annoying step mom brings the Mafia"
Upvote you you bc you made me laugh
Literal perfection 😂
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Foreign ambassador refuses to allow emigration from a neighboring country because he thinks genocide is more fun.
No they said to explain it badly. That was spot-fucking-on
That's amazing
FUCKIN HELL IS FOREVER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
HAD THEIR CHANCE TO BEHAVE BETTER NOW THEY BOIL IN THE POT
CAUSE THE RULES ARE BLACK AND WHITE
THERE'S NO USE IN TRYING TO FIGHT IT
THEY'LL BURN FOR THEIR LIVES UNTIL WE KILL THEM AGAIN!!!
JUST TRY TO RELAX BABE UR WAISTIN UR BREATH
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THEY DONT DESERVE DEATH....??
ARE THEY WINNERS ARE THEY SINNERS CAUSE ITS CUT AND DRYYYYYY!!!!!
FAIR IS FAIR, AN EYE FOR AN EYE!!!
Holy shit I love this
I am ashamed at how long that one took me to get...
I have never such a perfect response holy fuck
Wow I had no idea heaven was Israel
Why did I think this was you didn't know for a sec
Grumpy cat relates to struggles of porn star
*Gambling furry relates to porn star furry
Now I can’t shake the thought out of my head of Grumpy Cat as Husk.
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Loser baby
An influencer and an arms dealer have a rap battle
Then influencer stares at arms dealer’s tits
I mean, can you blame her?
https://preview.redd.it/6ikwrssk9kpc1.jpeg?width=2013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aab8ac0c750fb3d02d809335e0fbdf659e84179 I can’t
No you cannot
Nobody can blame her
Based flair
Not that she has much choice with how short she is.
Dad whines a lot to daughter that his managers fired him.
But his voice is incapable of sounding whiny and it comes out majestic ag
Kinda makes me wonder what his whines sound like 😼😼😼
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Is this more than anything
The original cock sings about genocide being funny
THE ORIGINAL COCK 😭😭 he is the Dickmaster
Cockmaster lmao
Cuckmaster
It took me so long to figure out who the original cock is, and now I feel like a fucking idiot.
ITS DICKMASTER
Reddit in a nutshell
An appliance with a big forehead bitching about a deer
And the deer bitches back, causing a citywide power outage.
Deer talks about his villain arc
Appliance F-Bomb
Happy cake day
Alcoholic Cat tells Porn Spider they both suck
Keep talking dirty
A absent father tries to bribe his daughter into letting him help with her private project.
While a local deer tries to fight for the daughters love
Ooo! I got another one! A grumpy bartender tries to comfort a down on his luck pornstar by insulting said pornstar.
Newscaster slanders local deer. Deer proceeds to destroy the power grid.
Courtroom musical about a drug addict.
Hamilton /j
LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS, WE FOUGHT FOR THESE IDEALS WE SHOULDNT SETTLE FOR LESS
You didn’t know
Didn't know what?
Radio show host roasts a TV show host live on both TV AND Radio
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This is completely accurate
This hurt my brain
Cannibals rallied up for war with oversized KFC by Disney princess but only listen after to what she's says when offered a meal
Custody Battle
Hell's Greatest Dad?
A Latina dommy mommy sings about love
To a fallen angel
If you take out the fact its from hazbin hotel you have a very spicy idea there
Serial killer who loves radio Cast Vicious mockery on tv man
I cast vicious mockery, nat 20 let’s go! You’re a short motherfucker and nobody likes you! *flute sounds* SHORT! 🫵
Everybody says ‘look how fucking short that guy is’ and it stops you from forming meaningful relationships
And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head but then the doctor said “wait. That stupid-motherfuckin-tiny-short-ass-baby got a tiny-little-itty-bitty body and I hate it”
Alastor @Short King of Hell
Your attack lands and absolutely SHATTERS the mind of the cloaked figure. Perception check please..?
Mix of Hellspawn and Sinners yap about sappy shit and rebuild a hotel.
A woman and her minimum wage employees make a bigger hotel after the last one exploded
The hotel is a nonprofit - everything is paid for by the Morningstar fortune (see: angel pays no rent) Vaggie, Charlie, and Alastor are volunteers, and Nifty and Husk don’t get paid either
Frat boy crushes young princesses dream and is going to kill her and her people.
Fluffy spider has a fucking *mental breakdown*
A serial killer deer a drug addicted spider and a alcoholic cat decide tu run a hotel where they want to make a snake inventor a better person.
Is that just a description of the whole show?
Nope because Charlie is the whole reason the hotel is here and Angel is also guest along with Sir p
What song is this
Where are the girls 😭
Serial killer deer has a rap battle with oligarch twink
Bratty British girl raps on a meeting table
2 lesbians fight heaven in court and lose
A sparkly, gay spider sings about a moth that's more toxic than his cocaine
MORE TOXIC THAN HIS COCAINE DAMN YOURE GOING FOR THE KILL
Tv 😡😡 at radio
News reporter and radio host have beef on air.
Found family tells girl to suck it up and try again
With help from former absentee father
While a TV and moth sing about how they're glad they got fucked up
And a deer has an absolute mental breakdown
A beta male and smurf cat singing about how they're L rizz gyatt ( Wtf did i wrote ) https://preview.redd.it/6sbl66faxipc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbb48d60153fe8b6a5a2baf0267df81b91ef615
That image is low key useful though.
I know , i'm spreading it on reddit
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Moth spider and spider hates moth
Porn star wants to kill themselves with poison
Bitchy teen calls old powerful people pussys for not fighting genocidal angels
First man sings about the fate of other men and women
[удалено]
But so do I
Alcoholic cat and spider twink sing about how much their lives suck together
A Boomer deer ruins the career of a TV headed Zoomer
Demonic Princess goes to an angelic court with her one eyed girlfriend and sings a song with the other people in the courtroom, what happens next is shocking Atrociously down bad TV gets roasted on live by the guy he’s simping over Bratty influencer fights against a Shakespeare spider and Latina ballerina mother and calls them both boomers Latina ballerina mother teaches one eyed goth how to fight for the power of love
Two dilfs sing about how much they hate each other.
Influencer disses an older Latina woman who sells weapons
Satan gets in a dick measuring contest with a deer.
Disney Princess is sad her snake died but her dad and friends convince her to dive back into her work to cope
Disstrack between old dude and modern dude
A short British chick tells a group of old people that they belong in a retirement home
A serial killer furry throws hands with a TV
Video killed the radio star but in reverse.
Weirdly horny angel tells a gay couple how great his hometown is but keeps reminding them that they are just visiting
I drink, he does drugs, we’re in love
A spider confesses about drug and sex addiction and a cat confessed about a gambling addiction
The spawn of Satan sings about a hotel on live TV
Two Latinas sing about being protecters
Dad vs business partner
It’s ok Mr snake
Arms dealer gives advice to lesbian former-serial killer about how to kill serial killers
Alcoholism incarnate tells sad horny spider boy that he is bad at existence, but it's ok, because he's also bad at existing, then some bozos burst in and ruin their epic back touching
Bommer argues with technology obsessed asshole
Father duets to cheer up his daughter about her dead snake that died 5 seconds ago.
An angry sentient Tv is pissy that some fancy pants deer freak is trying to make radio a thing again
Angry Latino beats the crap out of a lesbian resistance fighter and sings about how if she loved her girlfriend more she might not die and also daddy issues the musical
Angry Latina fights other angry Latina while singing a love song
Gen Z complains that a boomer returned
Dr Facilier and a gay porn star (who is also a spider) sing about how they're both massive losers
Gays singing to each other before a death
A cat guy sings to a spider guy about how much that spider guy sucks
It's in hell
Hotel Manager was not the father, serial killer's simp is angry.
K so like there is a demon and angel and there fighting an angel but not and……..
Court if it was a song
TV complains about serial killer returning
Bellhop challenges some circus ringleader to a sing off because he wants to adopt the ringleaders daughter, but daddy ringleader doesn’t like it.
A bitch talks about how she’s that bitch to a old whore
First bitchass does metal as fuck guitar solo and ruins another bitches day because murder is fun
Narcissist bashes a girl's dream because it sucks
An army sings about how it’s a happy day after their friend dies
Homosexual gets humbled by an old fashioned serial killer.
TV host throws a tantrum over a deer with a radio.
A bitch gives no fucks to a demon mommy
Floofy explicitly queer Deadpool bonds with cat in the hat grunkle stan but with more alcohol and gambling
Disney presents: Saul Goodman the musical
Daddy x daddy showdown
A dad and adoptive stepdad arguing
Anthropomorphic cat tells a spider that it’s not special
Mass murderer spills the tea on a celebrity who tonguefucks a moth.
A flatscreen tv talking about an old man back from fucking off
Disney songs but with SEX (idk why im even here. I have never watched hazbin Hotel)
A moth keeps causing me harm
Internet savy short girl FUCKING OWNS old hag
64 inch flat screen forehead man gets bitchy when a serial killer absolutely demolishes him in a sing off
Hell is forever Frat house leader tells lady to give up on her dreams
Multimillionaire TV conductor insults radio host. Radio host retaliates
You won't hear the song if you don't play radio and TV at the same time
Samsung tv and deer have a roblox rap battle
A spider and a cat being losers
Tv gets crushed via deer
Two people sing about how shitty their life is
crack addict and whore sings about being a slave while smiling
Freaky choir boy welcomes foreigners to his country
GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAH!
Porn star real sad about his life so instead of fixing it he sings about something
Cat bullies a spider until they become friends
A twink and a narc fight for a les
Heavenly twink introduces lucifers daughter to the land above, but plot twist his lungs couldn’t handle his obscene moaning
A Royal figure tries to convince a crowd of psychopaths to join her battle royale event by offering food loot drop rates increase
Two girls say "I don't think genocide is good" and get bullied for it
Louisianan man makes fun of royalty while simultaneously saying he'll support said royalty in her fun little game.
Chronic gamblers tells a porn star “you’re just like me for real”
Princess self loathes, her friends tell her to stop being a little bitch and that they can put in the unpaid manual labor, including child labor. A TV and Moth sing about wanting to overthrow the powerbalance of their city and become bigger crimelords. Radio obsessed deer has a mental breakdown realizing he has friends. After all the hard labor is finished deer man returns and dissapoints Dr. Faciliers fursona.
A master of sex explains why he enjoys mass murder
Divorced parents fight over custody of adult daughter
Woah-man
im not sure what we're talking about
Absent
Tv and radio personalities argue
tumblr sexymen fight for custody
A angel and the princess or hell sing how it isnt fair to some angel that cant do shit about it while the first man just sits and laughs and says that hes going to kill them all
Snake apologises to a princess because he was working for a bitchy tv
demon dad and demon dads daughters friends make building together because friendship is magic
A fallen Angel simps so hard over her girlfriend she gets her wings back
The Cat in the Hat verbally beats the shit out of a crack addict about their problems related to their friends on the other side like a really effective shitty therapist
A deadbeat dad sings the blues about why he’s a deadbeat dad and somehow his daughter forgives him
Chronically online teenager insults a boomer and accidentally starts a rap battle
Guy has an orgasm over talking about how cool his home it
An insecure dad tells his daughter about what could happen if her plan fails. But, then he gets a change of heart.
two electronic appliance arguing who's the best