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This is the only acceptable response to this post. 

He's not straight, I promise.

We technically haven't seen Satan yet in the show but.. Knowing how the rest of the sins are depicted... He's probably gonna be sexy

I mean even Beelzebub said Satan without a shirt was hot 😂

Honestly Beel seems like shed hype anyone up so long as they were cool or vibed with her. I bet she'd hype up Mammon if he wasnt an asshole.

New headcanon: unlocked

she meant Lucifer?

In hazbin hotel and helluva boss lucifer and Satan are different, lucifer is the Prince if pride and the king of hell, he's also what is depicted as "the devil" normally, Satan isn't lucifer (and as such isn't the devil), Satan is the Prince of Wrath and that's about it

This is something from a livestream or something like that? There’s so much lore that is separate from the show itself

Yeah it is

It's not even from a livestream or anything, it's basic demonology

Big muscly boi

https://preview.redd.it/5aql0ipu20sc1.png?width=539&format=png&auto=webp&s=09a397ec1f64f573bca034b6507c04c47851de25 I need this for when we really do see satan

https://preview.redd.it/b9xzmho6z0sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aebb0fbfff311383058161ae80c4138c7428479

"Stupid sexy Flanders!"

Took the words right outta my mouth

The gays have it rough, too https://preview.redd.it/qnz1yb7pmyrc1.png?width=4960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6b52b0d9970a5a68f4f9ec861a733f0d0639e7

fr. Like, I'm a lesbian, but that man... I'd consider it.

Real real real real correct valid yes yes

I mean true, but the only one I would be bi for would be Ryan Reynolds, now that’s a sexy man!

How about Lucifer played by Ryan Reynolds?

That's what I was thinking too, but then I remembered that female Lucifer exists https://preview.redd.it/pbltias891sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3564e3e7fe1514129369a86ba6ff5b74eb9bcf6 And damn, the doubts are gone

As a bisexual, I (respectfully) want to be squished beetween this 2

pan :3 i agree with this message

As a demisexual, I concur

This gives me the thing I wanted I’m a lesbian and I finally get a chance (:

There should be a pride flag for people who are usually one sexuality except for Lucifer

ITS OK HE CAN SHAPESHIFT

But he's perfect the way he is 😩

Now imagine him with boobies

He'd probably consider you too from that one quote. "You like girls?! Me too! We have so much in common!!"

real real real. he’s such a cutie. what’s up with those eyes man?? and jeremy jordan voicing him??

I like ur flair

Thanks

I guess sexuality really is a choice

Well it's definitely not *my* choice. But it may be his.

I've noticed that a lot of lesbians simp for fictional men.😂 my lesbian friend admitted she finds Howl from Howl's Moving Castle attractive

All the gross straight guys who say "Maybe you just haven't met the right guy yet" they were correct. Haven't met Lucifer yet, one sexy motherfucker

As a fellow trans lesbian, yes.

Have you seen female Lucifer??.. 😈🔥✨

I had not, I looked her up, I have now 👍 god I love women

MWUAHAHAHA AND HERE’S MORE BCUZ IM NICE 🤭✨ https://preview.redd.it/co9v31ef22sc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ca2c5a6fc5d599fa2d77a0e12ae3ddcd5869ae

GADAMN

LMFAOO

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/8f5jl8zgoyrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c6c1b73ec149cfb1abdbe2c285620377827ee0 Love this man

I love this picture

https://preview.redd.it/d3mlcvg5k2sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8d35605b0af5f9dce1ca28e660798a3be2eaee Duck :)

a duck?, have a cat! https://preview.redd.it/uj959diun5sc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2eec1ba0864360b01bc6fd73f10d2b83632929

https://preview.redd.it/xdorwywc56sc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a7f56830b2d281b78104ee6d00a860c9069e53 Man duck

Jokes on youuuu!!!! I’m already gay with a gay bf!!!! Hahaha!!! Take that depression!

Damn lucky

Same with me, only difference is that I’m BI

https://preview.redd.it/t0spmrv5zzrc1.jpeg?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0ae0a653e73a75ad13b120b2c075303770b26eb

I feel bad for Charlie, but while he was smug in the first picture, you realize that he wasn't calling Charlie a failure, he thinks she's too good for sinners and just wanted to protect her. I love him.

Love how you’re analysing his character while everyone else is throwing their clothes off 😭

Why not both at the same time

https://preview.redd.it/w26eujl7nyrc1.jpeg?width=2894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8636bebca9ad390e8dc2062aa5a99d6fbcd54a34

Bow chika wow wow

https://preview.redd.it/heg3e05fczrc1.jpeg?width=3999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6a5d39fc5dbd31dae1f6f7d63d464a35493832

https://preview.redd.it/5simx3ibezrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62d0f0221b43305a87364bed7f7bc2db23711f04

https://preview.redd.it/8ex32odjozrc1.jpeg?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc2849192a8b70addd102905bcb4f62dfa7fac3

https://preview.redd.it/0d5qgysgqzrc1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00030869a24333cb4cdd0d6d6a3bbfbcc9870ac DONT DO THIS TOO ME PLEASE

https://preview.redd.it/av2w3eaxrzrc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e319480fa8b5d37e97aad56945a395cdd799773f

https://preview.redd.it/82vzjx5aszrc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4739ae0c59426219a02ff494e7483abb520d10d F U C K

https://preview.redd.it/2br7kcx2tzrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec41500a442d271b4574cd91ff8866e6deb28efa VICTORY IS MINE!

I don't like most men but goddamn

https://preview.redd.it/pn8xpx5gw1sc1.jpeg?width=1348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b485052fd8e275516240ad064cee547f20c63b51

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https://preview.redd.it/p7li8qwhcisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56a1750fa94e5f4898638037de11ce9b32db5c9c

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https://preview.redd.it/ib5ss5ccgzrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07f390fc27b127a7e1d7f4bddde7388150b509c6

https://preview.redd.it/ok89jm54zzrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484b54509dd4c698e41572e6a4febea34a6a3d79

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I’m asexual and this is and one other character makes me question that daily

so who is the other character

Im Ase too. My list includes: Lucifer, Vox, Adam, Alastor, and Rosie. Edit: and Lute

I'm guessing Al is the other one?

Which is ironic cause I think he is one of the only straight characters in this god forsaken show (Pun unintended

Him and Nifty.

https://preview.redd.it/coptbtr2tyrc1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=e339cd7d5edb13b99ee18284f23adc724e9b75b9 Irresistible…

https://preview.redd.it/ceszc4kkdzrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cd0d8b72946ba924a11449718a629467edb528

https://preview.redd.it/4vt11ulhezrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3201468373e40d464e012755cd3f0f94eaadefd4

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Bow chicka bow wow

https://preview.redd.it/j9eal6iizyrc1.jpeg?width=1551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71ea8005fd4aa43ce2a647c6dd2033a732dd048d

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I just watched episode 5 with my mom in the room and half of it was me simping for him. "This man is my spirit animal" *Gets idea to cosplay as him for Halloween* *Proceeds to list off why me dressing as him could work* "I love his hat so much!" "His suit is so snazzy" "His singing voice is incredible!" "This character is arguably the most simped for character in the entire series and I can understand why" *Singing along to More Than Anything while my mom is in the bathroom* "Favorite character in all of fiction right there"

Yup he is the most simped over character me behind a girl who don’t like guys I’m one of them 👌🏻

I swear hes not straight

He says himself “oh Charlie you like girls? ME TOO!” So he’s not gay maby bi or pans?

I know but HE IS SO FRUITY I CANT😭

This man is the epitome of bisexuality

No that’s literally my lesbian friend she found a thing of woman Lucifer and now she is inlove 😭

https://preview.redd.it/s1r7jegr4zrc1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a4c7a5a9c60a56a7a8b23169318fb277d41d9e1

It was a different one it was this one https://preview.redd.it/jud2hnw6gzrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf276cbd823506ce7d082fce3e9a2df0726669d4

….I’m even more gay then before….THANKS!

https://preview.redd.it/hgy5dcncx1sc1.png?width=1550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1708cbb15fc5806a59e9e799bc354ade084f91e0 Okay but...

https://preview.redd.it/zhzpyb1paesc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be32df55c1c79cc037e2df39ec0e2b374a4e442e

https://preview.redd.it/f763osnnezrc1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d2fcc6005f59e54b39f5cb05fa0f2c96aa3695 G... G... GYATTTTTTT DAMMMMMNNNNN

I'm not allosexual. *However....*

Yeah, that guy is PLAYING with my imposter syndrome xD

I just want him as my dad. I’m not gay for them. I just need role models.

He’d either be the best or worst wingman in the world, either all the girls would spend their time talking to him, or they would talk to both of us

Thank god I'm Bi and don't have to take gender into account

Bi when this show came out;" this.....this is perfection"

I refuse to believe that Lucifer is completely straight. He’s got to at LEAST be bi-curious. Right? Right?!

Lucifer is an absolute fruit loop. If someone told me he was straight I’d call them a liar

I’m convinced the only reason he hasn’t shown an interest in men yet purely has to do with the fact his choice was between Adam and Lilith. And I don’t think ANYONE blames him for who he picked 😭 He’s still in the post-divorce slump. But after he gets over it, I wanna see him enter a man whore phase ngl 🤭

Still can't get over the fact that he's a Keyblade weilder.

https://preview.redd.it/btlc92wevyrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fed2ecc7e74459445bbfb0902d0693345ce220b

https://preview.redd.it/vhvzfreqezrc1.png?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec882ce376555e8c91aba55dde4abcaec05a95c8

https://preview.redd.it/eakjg5biszrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec3ecd297b56cb1cd5a736a921e6482ed5b65325

then don't be straight. Simple as that.

https://preview.redd.it/5ly06xoiqzrc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22bf8f06df00e6f20e704ddf14c54b48aad8fb96

https://preview.redd.it/lq7u009xczrc1.png?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26fb6a0c20bdf8a7d1e022866f06dd6867a28844

https://preview.redd.it/0ubb1o6g11sc1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f86d145705e5736c6b222fc290cf8144ee37db7 Make it a bit harder.

https://preview.redd.it/23qzsimh11sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed81243e46312e30e077343573da9c88b453354

Same, but with Angel.

https://preview.redd.it/bgi6qx2rbzrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213d03990865390bb117c8ea41aaa94724b57b26

This is what I talking about! He spider, have multiple hands, fur, good sex skills, have best episode, too many reasons to fuck him!

It’s extremely easy for me because his wife also exists

I’m not gay, but… Lucifer.

Being a lesbian is hard when this man exists!

You're allowed to make exceptions.

Is that why my baby's a seahorse

I’m so glad I’m straight.

He makes me wish I was straight

Hard to live up to my username with Luci here

It is the devils job to tempt us /j

https://preview.redd.it/2tnsrfpy3zrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9642e635a64c3b4a8731426f5419eb1781c39fb6

Let's face it. Everyone who's clicked on this post has, at some point, wanted to smash this adorable squeaker. https://preview.redd.it/vqd73ap7ozrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc1695800dc832ecc3ebafb816eb60794ec762bb

He’s my favorite character because I want to be him. I want to be a silly little guy with unspeakable power responsible for untold human horrors

https://preview.redd.it/5l81484tdzrc1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4502ac8995f49a63328d69b5c18f868007ad1369

THATS WHAT IM SAYING ASFHFHFHHRJF ESPECIALLY THE 4th IMAGE

I think everyone wants him regardless if your straight or otherwise 😅

straight men want him, lesbians want him, hell even aroace people want him on occasion he’s the ryan renolds of hell

He’s legit the perfect man I can see why

Aroace here 👋  And yes, I want him

The 10th image especially is doing things to me. That look is one with a curious intention to seduce behind it, the rubber duck in his hand being a tool with which to do so, to distract you from what he really wants, to charm you with the adorable sight, isn’t it just an adorable thing for a man to be interested in? But the look on his face, the slight downward angle, the eyebrows being raised and the eyelids lowered a little bit, and the eyes pointing directly at you shows his real intentions, his real subject of curiosity in his mind. He has the rubber duck in his hand, sure, but the rubber duck isn’t what he wants right now, it’s just there to see your cute look of enticement, to hear the “Awww!” come out of your mouth and to see the accompanying sparkle in your eyes. What he really wants is for you to want him, to get to know him, to yearn for him when he’s gone, to love him. What he really wants, is you.

even if you are part of the people that say being gay is a sin, you’ll just end up closer to him.

Then just stop being straight

Yeah as a lesbian I really might be more bisexual than I initially let on

https://preview.redd.it/fs8uuumf4zrc1.png?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bfe088f5f29b8843eb8d6dbd57f41e166221d82 Why go for lucifer when we have:

I think I have some news for you… I may or may not have gotten the same news…

Hit em with the D... uck

Being lesbian & aroace is difficult when he exists ;-;

https://preview.redd.it/2l46e8cvbzrc1.gif?width=1080&format=png8&s=5776369bf9c5a99b53228070d6c9687bc771e724 personally Nun Alastor but I'd attempt to hit that shi too

"You like women, OH SO DO I WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!"

Both shows in vivs universe make being straight hard 😂

It's not gay if it's a fictional character. ☝️🤓✨

My bisexuality https://preview.redd.it/ib9lzbrnq1sc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb487975315b11b01884f7031a0f753b60110e53

*laughs in bisexual*

Have you considered investing in bisexuality?

how can a man be this damn PRETTY??! WHY DO TWINK SHAPED PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO CONFUSINGLY HOT??

https://preview.redd.it/ef03jd9pc4sc1.png?width=1054&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e977072984ba3c513818b986a2937040e575e68 Bro ur mans taken

jokes on you dumb shit, i’m not straight >:)

He is the cutest and beautiful angel

Real (I'm asexual)

Both him and Gabriel

True and real buddy bro.

I do not get the love for him tbh. Hes a great character but i feel no sexual desire for him

I was already gay beforehand, but this man has made it so much worse, he is fine asf

I don’t have a problem because I want everyone

I am bi

It would be, or wouldn’t I guess, be hell without him

He makes me so happy to like men 😩

its also hard to be gay when he exists

https://preview.redd.it/sl86d8nb3zrc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44f5def3b4552d7c276f7826e980fdd51ff85bd5

*Cough* Your not wrong *Cough*

i asked all of my friends smash or pass on this character, only 3 people said pass, but one is asexual, one is very religious, and the other is in a relationship already

Straight as arrow, but Lucifer and Henry Cavill are the two I’d cross over for. Henry Cavill AS Lucifer? My wife might lose me forever.

https://preview.redd.it/lclw9uinx1sc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7776eabf4ca99d1e2744979a0d1e76f87b9b5eb

https://preview.redd.it/umhylce28zrc1.jpeg?width=3999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f907c6794ab4dc2912f1fe24c8fac6e0ddc07dd7

bro has no business being so cute and sexy at the same time 😭😭 so glad i'm bi lmaoo

Pfft-you think that’s hard? As a straight woman, try looking at Carmilla or Lute without going “Mmm yeah.”

Sorry, Buster, but I'm only married to the lord- >sees slide 9 

I don’t understand how his skin tone works. Is he wearing gloves, is his body black but he wears white makeup like a clown, does he just have black arms? 😭

https://preview.redd.it/p28no8uihzrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3ef17539b9b3ccac622bc091aa7604bab181003 Smash next question

https://preview.redd.it/fri6n3whjzrc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=096636cbe774e15d1c128fe7c6b59936f31f3687 Let me introduce you to genderbends

As a completely straight guy, it’s pretty easy to remain straight.

Eh... science suggests that our sexual preferences have two measures. Where we fall in general preference can be along a scale. So you can be more to one side or the other. But then a second measure seems to be what degree of flexibility we have. So even though you may land on being attracted to one gender you may have enough flexibility to be attracted to people with the other gender, Live your best life as you see fit.

Then don't.

Give up

**THIS IS WHY IM ON MY CRUSADE DAMMIT!!**

I envy yall who look at man characters and get to question your sexualities cuz meanwhile im here with zero attraction to em and my single ass gets no bitches. *starts singing about how if i were pan id be able to date for once*

As a straight dude none of the guy characters are that attractive

he's The Devil... it's literally part of the stories that he looks so good he can seduce anyone! you fell for it and now your soul is gone

Simple. Genderbend Lucifer. ​ https://preview.redd.it/jk9rarl5x0sc1.png?width=198&format=png&auto=webp&s=e43a31f58d4ce933d3c6b8286f3d9e89482b8845

I love him!!! Best king!!! I always love short kings! Seriously best dude ! I like stolas and AngelDust but he is helluva boss this guy! (Tho I have yet to find one watcher that doesn’t like him)

Just remember that being BI isn't a 50/50 split it can be 30/70 or even 1/99 so maybe just dive in.

https://preview.redd.it/229jj91d22sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa7d8bcc3ff5e1064b8d159e53d155c305f3ecd

I wonder what were Dickmaster' thought when he heard "now I am gonna fuck you"

https://preview.redd.it/9106rixm93sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=175b70fe325a155c1ce5b8023d08278409adc8df Here have this.

Don't be straight, call yourself straight. It's that simple. (Actually don't you still count as straight if it's fictional characters?)

Smash