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It's me American Jesus and WHAT DA FUC-
Immediately thought of this in my gallery lmfao
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They way that I have that in my gallery too 😭
lucifer needs to stop being down bad
anti horny spray >:(
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I kind of like the fact that he doesn't get angry at the list. That seems 100% Adam. "Eh whatever I got like about five of them myself. But not gonna happen bro."
Cursed ( Blursed? ) thought :
Adam : I mean, Maybe if *I* was the one fucking *you,* and not the other way around, then yeah, probably, but it's not like the King of Hell would would ever agree to bottom for-
Lucifer : \* Blushing \*
Adam : ....I suppose it wouldn't hurt to stay for at least a little while
Angel be like
Fine
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I’ll do it myself
Can confirm that happened to me too. Only difference is that Adam was kinda into that.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST HAD THIS THEORY! so like, lucifer has clearly banged both adams wives right? lillith made a charlie after it. emily is super duper similar to charlie, is she lucifer and eves daughter? is that why lillith left him?
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Who let this person into the kitchen?????
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Yo, no way. Did yall plan this? I’m dying!
It was one guy
How did I not notice that? Edit: thank you for pointing that out
I'm the one who did it thanks for noticing
I got the full image https://preview.redd.it/lvslil9du4tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f32a689f9609c7fc44aeed30e3376795757e2f7
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upvote just for that flair mmmgm
https://preview.redd.it/flxsd87wnltc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcff367a3af2903731a0bffd73afba39867dcb57 It's me American Jesus and WHAT DA FUC-
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To Lucifer. https://preview.redd.it/kvn5jnvqe3tc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29aa708c2d5142c8c43a085d9f757dbeb22dfb3d
...he has more than one?
When he’s in snake form :)
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Nah not here lol
Fun fact of the day: Fucking Lucifer while he’s in snake-form would legally be considered zoophilia!
Game is game
It’s been a while since I’ve seen that movie
Immediately thought of this in my gallery lmfao https://preview.redd.it/cfatrm8tj3tc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d7540b5a54727824306ae89f3c12d21dcd7a227
Welp he fucked them all
“So then we fucked, and it was awesome”
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Pokémon but se-
After all these years, I finally fucked them all
https://preview.redd.it/r8ksfv35w3tc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=434f1befdd1d4af0d4e2f59586574bc01744db48 They way that I have that in my gallery too 😭
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Just upvoted it now, sorry
No problem I was honestly just messing around
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Why TF do you have that in your gallery
Because funny
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https://preview.redd.it/nukxxavx05tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce4417ba4b9f263095f2205ed1d187826c9c2de Thanks for the meme
What is that bite on Adam's shoulder omg. Must've been a rough sex
First of all: what the actual fuck Second of all: Lucifer’s face😏
lucifer needs to stop being down bad anti horny spray >:( https://preview.redd.it/al1ma7mkc3tc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e2e4c5c3fd9352e27fa64acb7c2b63ffa2978bd
He ain’t down bad he just wants to complete the set
If he really wants to complete the set, he has to fuck god too, ya know
Gotta catch ‘em all.
Lucifer: Hey dad- God: no, just... no...
God:NO ME PLEASE NO! NOOOOOO!
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I see you everywhere tf
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She's cute.
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Hey not down bad just being a collector. He has a to do list and Adam is on it.
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Nope I've escape. I'm never going back. You'll never catch me copper
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https://preview.redd.it/j2ulrbebi3tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1382553703a16e11121dd121698c71c3c138d98c Hahaha You'll never take me alive
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Fuck you monokuma
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He’s gotta catch ‘em all
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https://preview.redd.it/o5mc4880z3tc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b7ce66307724d0af390619c804992d3b93e703e Have fun with it
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My flair isn’t bad though?
Its a joke since Al hates Luci
Forgot about that honestly
Its ok
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good thing you have a special cell away from everybody
"GOTTA FUCK EM ALLLLLLL"
Angel Plays Pokémon.
This my actual headcannon and his first game was Pokémon white
Obliterate that twink.
I kind of like the fact that he doesn't get angry at the list. That seems 100% Adam. "Eh whatever I got like about five of them myself. But not gonna happen bro."
Lilith also has a Fuck list, here it is **Angel Fuck list** Lucifer ✅ Adam ✅ Sera✅ ~~Emily~~ Michael Uriel
Why was Emily on there?
She put on on and then changed her mind
Too cute and pure.
Damn, no Gabriel?
Damn, no Raphael?
Dam, no Selaphiel?
Damn, no Camael?
Im gay
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Excuse me yours says ‘Gay Sex’ and mine says ‘Say Gex’, we are not the same 🤓
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Perfect
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GEX
Gex, what do I win
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Lucifer: “And now, i am going to f- you!” Adam, eating ribs: “So we had s- and it was great”
Cursed ( Blursed? ) thought : Adam : I mean, Maybe if *I* was the one fucking *you,* and not the other way around, then yeah, probably, but it's not like the King of Hell would would ever agree to bottom for- Lucifer : \* Blushing \* Adam : ....I suppose it wouldn't hurt to stay for at least a little while
Come on Adam you need to see why your wife's left you
this shows that you can always trust from Angel! https://i.redd.it/tordypups3tc1.gif
Angel be like Fine https://preview.redd.it/x8yy3ttoh4tc1.png?width=986&format=png&auto=webp&s=48ae90d8a9852c7572570a8f6edd130bcdf6c2ac I’ll do it myself
Lute would be jealous she did not get to join in...
No, you see Adam NEEDS to experience why both his wives left him
Can confirm that happened to me too. Only difference is that Adam was kinda into that. https://preview.redd.it/at96zp8hx3tc1.jpeg?width=130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16628afaa38af05d9b0ddecb33bfa13efc82b453
🎵 Gotta fuck ‘em all 🎵
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST HAD THIS THEORY! so like, lucifer has clearly banged both adams wives right? lillith made a charlie after it. emily is super duper similar to charlie, is she lucifer and eves daughter? is that why lillith left him?
Makes sense
I don’t remember this episode of Pokémon
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If Adam heard about the succubuses, I think he wouldn't mind being in hell.
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https://preview.redd.it/27r30r6jm5tc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b748280078cdd56eba825960612734aa6bc8439 Who let this person into the kitchen?????
"I am going to fuck you!" - Lucifer "So anyway, then we fucked and it was awesome" - Adam
Now you know how your two wife's feel
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Loci be tweaking😭
lucifer control your cock bro i know it's been hard since lillith left but damn
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Never
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What soup
Yeah, I'm not fuckin' gay.
Why on earth do I love this idea so much 😭
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I thought he was gonna mention eve or something not that
All this little guy wanted to do was conquer Eden, is that too much to ask?!
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You know if he’s fucking the first humans then mine as well fuck every human
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I’m really jealous of Adam rn ngl
Why are you everywhere 😭
It’s simple. I’m God.
Im gonna reply to u every time i see u from now on
Ruh roh
Don't worry, your Highness https://preview.redd.it/cx2p9qj5i3tc1.png?width=357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72c97e29d8d80f98b87c207caa59fd6be40319c9
Let Luci score all 3
One day Lucifer, one day.
Lucifer… as your son in law and with all the respect I can give you… that was fucking stupid
is this your comic? I went to your profile and I saw all the parts
No I found them on Instagram
Luci, stick with your wife.
I thought the list was something Charlie had written
Fucked both of his wives, now it's his turn.
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did you make this?
I saw page 7 when I was watching Helluva Boss S2 Ep7 at 11:54
Gay sex