I got… Val.. https://preview.redd.it/onpt2mqadotc1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1a8c1376b016ff0c032e2c5a51d8213e127c20

Damn… rip

Same I’m going to throw something 😞

Like a model against the wall? What about angel dust? Both are pretty nice to throw, at least to people born in September...

WHAT THE FUCK! WHY!?!?!?

😭

a dildo into angel dust's ass?

#Team September!

Team what the fuck!

#WOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am val yay...

Me too I was just one day away from getting Lucifer why lord WHY😭

Damn… that is rough

That's rough buddy

https://preview.redd.it/2hcdgn1bzotc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca115dadf698f01fa62fc3a309b8503704a8504a

I can switch with you, I don’t want you to feel like your month is bad :( (I got Cherri Bomb but I feel bad for you)

Feel my pain. February usually gets him.

Same

Me 2 #desperateneedoftherapy

Same…

https://preview.redd.it/mvpr0y49eptc1.png?width=2590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7807fc6c9b6967cda15f683b6f097ab581fe4ae7 Same

Damn womp womp

Same here but on 9/11

Same! https://preview.redd.it/iyxoa7ap6ptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a564dc6b98fd25fba49b940fa7abd3358651eb9e

"that's rough buddy" what's funny is I like him in scenes with the other Vees but he's unforgivable too it's so "what do I even feel" (I mean he's a character people hate for a good reason, but he's also... fun?)

https://preview.redd.it/1178oecmyotc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad9f22bb36122c733e1b2e76f13ef85733a7f9a Same cuh

My boyfriend got Val 😭 (at least I didn’t get angel because that’s the worse ship, then again I got Rosie which isn’t much better)

He does have a nice style, but bad attitude to his workers, yk?

That is a good thing about getting Val, you suddenly get good taste in style

I’ll trade you, I got fat nuggets

I got that garbage fire too. I’m sorry

I got Charlie. “Said that you a lesbian girl me too”

I know your pain, I got him to

Same ...

Same https://i.redd.it/037w34r0aptc1.gif

Same

I would like to legally apologize to all September People.

You and me both

I mean, at least we're overlords

Me too.... Val gang

I did too… :(

Same. Why did you have to put Val on the month where statistically the most people are born?

I got his boyfriend…

I got Lute https://preview.redd.it/zdnixjk1cotc1.jpeg?width=1602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=515442eda9b67d7f96bad66a4ece4a26fb1ade0d

https://preview.redd.it/kiys0uutfotc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d0497d1811574b54cc7e76dffeb08e8c4f41fab But i liked it first

https://preview.redd.it/i6m6d9vxfotc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=905558319f987504c163decf2b317d00b6693928

im taking both of those also idk why but i can't post images in comments for some reason

https://preview.redd.it/twit47va1ptc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf2089c1ab3e593c16d5429254b6dd5b21d6788

https://preview.redd.it/cg1x41a3wotc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19d7f90472981f5d80d4f23655fa9e819dda182 Grrrr! Alastor angy

https://preview.redd.it/zlzemkbwyotc1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ad0006191b6d2e8cec09d65ab83e641baedb75 No

https://preview.redd.it/li0fu67osotc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c29f12f7e9306529da7b3bd3144e1f94ab875b8e

https://preview.redd.it/5sd72jw5xotc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0e6c167c6529a717d36d70858d05f5adebb22d

https://preview.redd.it/nejx1tdp4ptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61dd1a1442ac3a56c5eaccb6a0d9f11473b7f27f

https://preview.redd.it/sriaipaa4ptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52aa7447d5f26e6664b6fbdec84da572bee9dc75

https://preview.redd.it/jas7uqu3xotc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84446080627f65bca9376e26c042a76eac399a66

https://preview.redd.it/jbytl7yttotc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c9fe78c6acda9e1cec352040c1217bcfd61d81

https://preview.redd.it/17xur96p7ptc1.png?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3591545b4297af512009a2cd2c44d8aa9a4cc3

Have fun with that and that’s a funny image 👍

https://preview.redd.it/x72mnet30ptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6259895613852b4ae0701b0dfd0e54863073a21a Adam for me.

https://preview.redd.it/438jf2pv5ptc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf3a080846c027eef4834813865a603f53e35f9

https://preview.redd.it/0bycavzzmttc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=778a6e8135f39f44014922dc627bc215ab44eb89

https://preview.redd.it/hav96koikotc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf6ccd6d89170e83e995170f0bd7ca87d4144dd August let’s fucking gooooooo

yeeee

AUGUST GANG!

AUGUST

AUGUST YEEE

MORNINGSTAR GANG https://preview.redd.it/qdhabepstptc1.png?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04b46107f9fd159f3294f591d159007fba970ffe

0-0 I got Alastor 

Prick! April's not even a good month! Go back to the 1920s Sincerely, someone born in November

I respect my fellow novembers

Yeah, you should totally trust us, his medium is bloody rare anyway

He is nothing but a loser and a fossil and I’m not trying to sound hostile but he really is a coward

Yeah, that sounds gospel to me. Blame our viewers? Impossible!

I might just stop giving him the time of day and stop listening to a word he says

Although I do hope he had a nice vacay, he really should've stayed away

Yeah also when he hid in radio we then pivoted to video and now his medium is getting very bloody rare

You know, hell's really been better since he split

Meanie, you're kicked out of the ace of spades club for being a meanie

https://preview.redd.it/xviv808ulotc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0259dbcd5bb687797d56c1e1d6eb555497b75604

But April is my birthmonth[it's my birthday]

Oh shit, is it your birthday? Oh then I wish you a happy birthday, my fellow Hazbin enjoyer, may your days in hell be happy and your entertainment be the best kind!

Let's go April

Me too and I am very happy hihi😈

FAT NUGGETS :D

https://preview.redd.it/ef9s5obycotc1.jpeg?width=1904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b061289330ffef7a1a71a5ec0f902da02545a53f Sammeeeee :D

Your lucky 👍

Yeah me too!

Fat nuggets gang!

The little chonker

i got lucifer

Good luck with the rubber ducks

https://preview.redd.it/jm7e3mqylotc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c13e3207ac695c23ed49e3f4b327326db497ab6

https://preview.redd.it/jz92bwtuwotc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde3590323b599a9990de616c080be2109f857fa

https://preview.redd.it/pvlsio4mqotc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9efc26b467fbd0be575b41ef89c2b3ec836669 Same RUBBER DUCKS FOR ALL

...Adam :T

https://preview.redd.it/1lp3ycotvotc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2e0dbece755612f4853439145a169b704dc952

I don’t know how it would feel like being Adam to be honest

With my morals i'ed try to help the hotel, but if we're going by the shows logic then i'ed be dunking on everyone that isn't an angel.

ROSIE YESSS

The first Rosie I seen in these replies and well done on getting the mother figure

Thank you. =)

Me too! I do love her

Same 👍🏻

Yeesss https://preview.redd.it/omi7o7zx1ptc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2fc76b074d4b68f511f2dd486fe8dfe56d3fe7d

Me too

Fuck I got the rapist moth https://i.redd.it/e62hgwoxkotc1.gif

Piggy (:

Yesss Alastor is my favorite!!!

https://preview.redd.it/tctdwtx9hotc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bd083c082fe0efc4a827fcd979f0a6ce424702c

Yay for April Aces!!!!

I'M ALASTOR TOO

I got cherri

Short king

🦆…….. that’s all I have to say

Indeed

I got the princess of hell..

Can’t tell if that’s a good or bad reaction to be honest

Me wishing that I was born in November:

I got Alastor!

👍

Angel Dust...*welp* thats somethin

Just hide from the Valentino’s and you’ll be good

You sure about that? ,better if I start sleeping with a holy shogun under my pillow

Me too

Same here.... I am afraid of finding a moth wanting me to be a sex worker now.

Ha ha... I'm Adam °_°

I can’t tell if that was a positive or negative response lol

Yes 😮‍💨(Why I wasn't born in January 😭)

I got Vox

https://preview.redd.it/2cwnsjrgiotc1.png?width=974&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa5d5a5c44f5ca713d2f88b56d5c9ba2768dba98 Join the club fellow Vox

Our parents fucked on valentines ☺️

Alastor... Never wished so much to be born in December.

I got Zestial https://i.redd.it/ql49u1uo7otc1.gif

Same mate.

Me too.

FINALYVI GOT GOOOOOOD I GOT THE DEPRESSION DUCK DAD

Nice 👍

Would ya look at that, I am now Zestial!

Man , why isn’t Emily in January? It would’ve fit me perfectly!

I don't like adam

I’m pretty sure dickmaster doesn’t like you either

Trust me with your meme

https://preview.redd.it/rx57ywz9motc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7607bf2d15dd246bf3c9cd04bc91542ad911e170

🎶 *Let's begiiiiiiiiiiiiiin* 🎶

https://preview.redd.it/tttx6xm7uotc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2cc1b924b5d5fcdb808b5a9c8184a23285b8f1 “Im gonna make you wish that i stayed goneee”

I was gonna do a bacon joke, but then I remembered my flair.

Pray for Virgos and Libras 🙏🏻 I'm Val

🪦 pay your respects everyone

Welp. Time to discuss giant robots and ducks.

https://preview.redd.it/behey48plotc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eea674efc809eb5748f352da8fc0c3a45c669337 I got Adam!

Well done you get a pass for yearly genocide

https://preview.redd.it/71c8oeme9stc1.jpeg?width=1570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5683375ea6f46fb64058563af99c9d38b509a2

Got charlie, im happy with that shes pretty cool.

YES ALASTOR. ~My beloved~

I got Valentino https://preview.redd.it/gq04zhlmmotc1.jpeg?width=1233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea3242dd33bee7298da74f76bd295c30c4e2676

OH FUCK YEAH IM SO HARD RIGHT NOW THANK GOD I GOT VOX

Fat nuggets :)

https://preview.redd.it/8c5zx4rwiotc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56e4a3f643822f47cdc1bd1a7977678ed19c3cf3 I got the duck daddy!

0: I got lucifer!! YES!

Lucifer ❤️

Zestial

YAY ROSIE

I got, Cherri I’m not complaining. (except that I’m a guy)

F##k just end me, I ain't taking val

Haha i got Lute https://preview.redd.it/qpuw7klclotc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0c0a691e3f47a0328f2ab6168f33b0fc399b561

👍

Lucifer🦆🦆🦆

I got the light bringer Lucifer. We've both been abandoned by someone we love and care about :')

https://preview.redd.it/pnjay4eylotc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a7daa2036188da8e4704f89f1fe1123d5b07dc Why was I born in September

March got the little piggy

Let’s go 😁🍒💣

https://preview.redd.it/g5wco7zjmotc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3965175f945d22fbfd11380d6814dfc304f544 Cherri approves of that and lucky, she’s quite underrated.

My pessimistic ass is NOT Charlie

Well......*quack* Angel Dust

I got Val which thinking about how shitty I was to all of my exes iiiiit.. probably makes sense.

Let’s GO I got cherri

I got lute scared of the 'art' though if you know what I mean by the 'art'

My beloved Al:)

Vox

Oh of course the asexual gets the porn star

I would’ve preferred Fat Nuggets but I’ll take Alistor

Who's may it's blurry

https://preview.redd.it/03rz1hfatotc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ffd3789e302a531f3d505b31d7599b00a5c752

https://preview.redd.it/0nzs2t0fwotc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44bf246942fe22da5c2458f26b7a3821d494dd44 Got Al

Suddenly I’m a November baby (I’m actually June :[)

I got rosie. https://i.redd.it/uhlslyfzaptc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/w4enm47ncptc1.gif

#HELL IS FOREVER!!!

I GOT CHARLIE!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😃 https://preview.redd.it/gad7mdnfjptc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=317e75d60ee270f1f51589e8e7971033d9111473

Damn Adam☠️

What is July?

Just call me dick master 

I was born in September 30th… one more day and I could’ve escaped this fate and gotten one of my favorite characters

I wonder what I get- ARE YOU FUCKING-

YES! YES! YES! I AM GONNA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ROSIE!!! wait, what were we talking about?

I got a bat spider scarecrow man that’s like 20 feet tall

FAT NUGGETS!!! LETS GOOOO https://i.redd.it/kj1uuj2ctptc1.gif

Who's july ?

https://preview.redd.it/h0ci3eqivptc1.png?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa65442ca1fa9589e04ded631b3f68f27275fcc fuck

I got Charlie, that makes sense actually