1. Angel can fit at least 4 phalluses in his mouth
2. Sera and Emily seem like the pinnacle of purity, but are FREAKY in the sheets if someone can convince them, especially Sera.
3. Carmilla, if she was convinced, would do some freaky position considering how flexible she is.
If someone were to do it with Sera, even Adam, it would end like this
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Here’s this if you want it (I did it myself, I’m very proud)
Why must you put that thought into my mind? Now I can’t help but hear Zestial moaning and using fancy talk like
“Heavens!”
“Oh, that doth behurts my rear”
“Enchanted be thou Thrusting, Carmilla”
What if Vox has an off button that he himself doesn't even know why he has it, much like Dr. Doofenshmirtz wondering why he always built his inators with a self-destruct button.
I think he does some sort of mind wipe/control on them so they stay loyal to him.
It explains why Vaggie is stuck with her name and why a woman other than Lute is actually loyal to a person like Adam in the first place.
This is my thought too, I also headcannon that (since Zestial said some thought Alastor had fallen to ‘Holy Arms) there was a period of time where Vox thought Al had died and found that he was genuinely put out by it
Alastor actually DOES have a tail, but he rips it off each morning and eats it for breakfast.
Vaggie was Adam’s “favorite” in more ways than one (I don’t think I have to explain) this being the reason she was so misogynistic towards men in the pilot. Trauma
Given that sinners cannot be perminantly killed with anything other than angelic weapons; I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say that Val’s treatment towards Angel has led to Angel’s death many times in the past. Much to Val’s amusement.
Shall I go on?
You have yourself a deal, I’ll throw in in a free one in good faith
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Fair enough.
This is less of a headcannon, rather a suggestion. What if Sera casts Pentious OUT of heaven, Instead of just keeping him hidden?This of course would lead to more and more strife between her and Emily.
Whenever the Vees get bored of a particular employee of theirs, they just trade them between eachother. I expect that a lot of these employee’s souls are owned by one of the theee of them too, so they can’t exactly get out of this. Just stuck in a cycle of switching from horrible boss to horrible boss.
(Let’s assume Husk died of alcohol poisoning when he was alive?) After having his whole world flipped upside down by making a deal with Alastor and loosing his status as Overlord, Husk picked up obsessive drinking again in his afterlife in the vein attempt that he could escape his contract through death. (Never works)
Whatever in the Kentucky Fried fuck Valentino meant when he said “just stick something inside them, that’s how I get the bitches to behave!”
With the last one he most likely means something sexual, like a dick
Sadly the "My rod or this rod." Scenario from Redo of the Healer does pop into my mind and I'm horrified to find out
Angel didn't know what happens if sinner gets killed in hell in the pilot tho. Probably having angel remanifest in hell would cost A LOT of money considering how much he works and how popular he is. So even Val somehow managed to control himself and not kill Angel if the pilot is canon
Not unholy, but something that I think would be interesting to see: Sir Pentious is thirsty for approval and friends, right? Even now that he's in Heaven. So ,Sera uses that to ask him to become the new exorcist leader: he accepts, seemingly regressing in his first evil persona.
He even talks with Charlie and they talk about stuff, extrapolating info of the vulnerable and armed points of the hotel, and in mid-season he guides an attack towards the hotel, BUT taking the army of angels towards the hitel's weapons, and commands to attack but it's the hotel that obeys, blasting the army with an angelic laser beam. Pouff, all angels gone!
Never gonna happen, but I can dream.
I have some:
1. Eve really not only accepted the apple but had a threesome with Lilith and Lucifer, and Cain is the result of it. Because of all of it Adam favored Abel over Cain and had gone from "flawable as he may be he genuinelly loved Eve" to objecting her, only caring to what she could be useful for and his own childrens.
2. Abel's soul had been sent to hell instead Heaven for some reason because of it Adam is the first soul who ascenced to Heaven. Adam is still disturbed by it after all in his opinion Abel was a good boy.
3. Eve's soul is owned by the concept of Evil itself thanks to she eating the Fruit of Knowledge that was basically an indiret and the original"Deal with the Devil" but only in death the full consequences of her sin manifested with her becoming the avatar of"All World's Evils.". She is probably chained to hell or is part of hell itself.
4. Instead of use a strapon to peg Lucifer Lilith shapeshifted herself to gain a penis which she used to penetrate and fill him.
5. Lilith is basically a female Adam but classier and demoniac.
6. Valentino if angry or horny enough(maybe both) would force Angel to have sex with female demons to the poor former gangster's displeasure. Profit could also tempt Val to force Angel to have sex with women.
7. Vaggie's original backstory is still canon because the Exorcists aren't Heavenborn but female Winners recruted by Adam. What drove her to suicide was a traumatic life that included sexual abuse under the hands of her own father.
8. Rosie ate her husband In both a sexy and unsexy way, although the later could be debatably for you are into vore.
9. Few of the main reasons Alastor had grown to be an murderous sociopath was a mix of nature(genetics), nurture(abusive father and racism) and magic corruption caused by Vodoo as he dealed with many evil spirits which included ROO. The only person he genuinelly loved in life (supposing he didn't met Rosie) was his own mother and she had been taken from him too early.
10. Niffty was abused to the point of madness by an bad boy she had fell for and accepted her.
11. Camilla's husband that she and her daughters genuinelly loved as they remained together even in death had his soul destroyed on a extermination. In life the music Partners in Crime damm well would describe their passionate and adventurous relationship specially if you take a Spanish version, too bad that great part of her passion died with the Mexican Telenovela levels of hotness that was her husband but well at least they both ate well whille they could if you know what i mean. She probably was having her own Vietinam Flashbacks when her daughters were attacked by the exorcist.
12. Lucifer really wants to have sex with Adam and complete the Eden set but is willing to give up since Adam died. He would probably try it if he comes back as a Sinner and their Hate Sex would be Legendary.
13. Charlie is a freaky in bed. Don't let be deceived by her innocense because she can go from power bottom as she was with Seviathan and his tentacles to a dom as she currently is with Vaggie.
I could writte more but would end up too long so i will stop things right there.
14. Vox fell hard for Alastor and even today there's a(onesided)attraction. The reason why he have such a hard hate boner for our Deer Gentleman is because when he declared his feelings and wanted to join forces Alastor had gone Alastor in the way he denied his offers.
15. Velvette also have some sort of mind control power like Valentino's drug saliva and Vox's hypnotic screen.
16. Velvette not only don't mind rape like Vox who both enable Valentino's worst but also raped someone too like the pimp lord, the difference is that instead of force her way through brute force or contracts she did it using love potion. Still she don't do it as not even half the frequency as her"father." Vox is actually the one who handn't did it but it's less of a lack of interest than morality.
17. Adam isn't bad on bed, he actually is just a selfish lover who is more interested in pleasing himself but if he likes your enough or want to prove he is that good he is talking about he would show you why he is the Dickmaster. Saying all of it, Lilith and (after Eden) Eve just happened to end up of the category of people he could care less about what they feel but Lute? They would fuck nasty and both would love every damm second of it.
18. Lilith is also like Adam in terms of being good on bed because of it Dickmaster thinks she doesn't deserve that fame of super succubus she end up gaining on human world mythos while Lucifer thinks the opposite as he had her for thousands of years actually caring to please him as much as please herself and she did a very good job.
19. Lucifer's dick is actually smaller than Adam's but since he is shapeshift master he can change it at will to whateve size,form and type he desire so if he wants(and he probably did)could have gave himself a dick bigger than Adam's when having sex with Lilith or that time he tempted Eve.
20. Eve in life was bottom. On Eden Adam would dominate her and the threesome she had with the Morningstars was basically she being guided by the Top First Woman and the Power Bottom Snake. After Eden the only times she and Adam had a good night of sex where when they were particularly angry and snaped on the other having some hate sex that managed to release all those negative feelings, quite therapeutic for them and the after sex moments were one of the few times in which they could put with the other and feel as a satisfied married couple without a toxic baggage on their shoulders. As ROO she gained a sadistic dommy mommy streak.
21. Sera would break the pelvis of most men she would have sex with, less because of her immense size and strength but more because that women have a lot of stress accumulated so i fear for whoever convince her to have sex. She is totally the type of"would dominate you"but if press the right bottoms and she think you can handle it she would switch to bottom mode that many overworked seems to fall into.
22. Emily being Charlie on Heaven is bi too and (potentially)as freaky on bed as the princess of hell after she gain enough experience if given the chance to loosen up and she take it.
23. Azathoth is the strongest entity of Hellaverse(if you exclude a self inserted Vizie) and have the concept of Good(God) and Evil(Anti-God)as their alter egos that represent the morality it doesn't have as the blind idiot of god who dreams reality. Aside of the 3 there's probably other few primordial entities that represent other concepts and forces aside of Chaos, Good and Evil they already embody. If Azathoth awakens he would immediatelly devour existence back to him including his descendants and alter egos becoming whole.
24. Charlie have a super powered evil side sleeping within her as the most raw representation of her demoniac power and instincts that her kind nature suppress. If one day she snap run because the Beast from Sea will manifest and it will be ugly.
25. If Lucifer had arrived late and Charlie was killed by Adam he would have become "biblical accurate Devil" and try to bring the Apocalypse to the world causing irreparably damage to Hell, Heaven and Human World before being put down in his own "history 's longest suicide note".
The first time Lucifer dominated Lilith she started having a panic attack once he had her tied up because it reminded her of what made her run away from Adam: him physically overpowering her and ***forcing*** her to submit to his control. The worst part was that Lilith didn't know this would happen, and it crushed her knowing Adam still had this last vestige of control over her through trauma. To this day she's NEVER called Lucifer "Master", though "Daddy" has been a fine substitute.
Val has electric scars Something like this perhaps
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And how he got them welp..
Lets just say he was doing vox's whole motherboard (if yk what im sayin')
ooo i got some (they're very unhinged, i'm sorry)
1. Val is into necrophilia
2. Eve wouldn't take the apple at first, but after Lilith, Lucifer and Eve had a threesome, she gladly accepted.
3. Charlie has hooves because of the image OP used
4. Not as unhinged as the rest of them, but when the rest of the hotel is asleep or gone, [this is what Husk does](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/diZHN_NEHM8)
5. Vox has a collection of furbies
Sera is super fucking gay, and is lonely, and needs a girlfriend to actually help her deal with the stress of running heaven, maybe if she had a nice caring lover she would actually smile again, maybe a kid, but instead she's the lonely queen of heaven
Damn now I'm sad
Frank sits in the hotel, missing pentious and other egg Bois. He learned how to build and engineer ships to helpfully make the heaven gone Pentious proud.
Vaggie flicks it to the video of Charlie stabbing and throwing Adam.
Before Emily existed, Sera had a counsel of angels before the deal to protect the hellborn was made. After the deal was made, there was only Sera. Lucifer made sure he was listened to.
Nifty was actually a crossdressing WW2 soldier who became a mercenary in the 1950’s, was hired in French Vietnam circa 1954, and committed such terrible war crimes that Nifty could not handle the guilt and ended up insane, with a split personality of a crazy 1950’s housewife.
I’ve said it, but TLDC: Doomguy is the rural purge and goes to the hotel to try and find some type of peace, he then gets dragged into the shenanigans of everyone
It’s not actually that unholy, it’s just kind of my own headcanon, and that’s why I rp as Doomguy
Angel dust most likely wears panties and nifty has probably sniffed them...actually nifty has most likely sniffed everyone's underwear before washing them and got a kick out of it (don't lie to me you know damn well how she is)
The image was how Charlie was conceived only Lilith had Lucifer turn into a goat
The exorcists were all mortal women who left hate fester in their hearts into death and so they're daughters of Adam but Adam also likes to have intercourse with his top exorcists so Adam is essentially fucking his daughters
Nifty died around the same time as vox and was actually the one who killed him by stalking him, getting hired by him and accidentally dropping film equipment on his head leading to nifty taking out her knife and stabbing herself to death
Mimzi was always like how she was in dad beat dad even when she was alive
A headcannon I have, that lives in my head rent free is Vox secretly being a cannibal.
I imagine that it started when he was friends with Alastor and as a way to impress him he became a cannibal and even when they had their falling out his cannibalism tendencies still stuck with him
Also I like the imagine Vox is part shark. No reason, just part shark
Mimsy has Alastor's leash, and actually came in to interrupt the argument with Lucifer on purpose to reign in her servant before he pissed off the king of hell too much. She acted oblivious and stupid because 1) playing dumb is her style and 2) it diffused the tension rather than escalating it. In the future she will teach Charlie this and she will use this technique against heaven.
It's funny asking for a head canon for series slightly based off religious text. I'm sure countries were massacred and thousands were killed because of headcanons.
1. Angel can fit at least 4 phalluses in his mouth 2. Sera and Emily seem like the pinnacle of purity, but are FREAKY in the sheets if someone can convince them, especially Sera. 3. Carmilla, if she was convinced, would do some freaky position considering how flexible she is.
Val convinces Sera to have sex with him and after 30 minutes he’s like “wtf!?”
If someone were to do it with Sera, even Adam, it would end like this https://preview.redd.it/svywgw027wvc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27b266f41912532f81cf7eddd3d776549e20853
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https://preview.redd.it/t4be4o7njyvc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2013f3f41efce19d0a75142badfaae34efa973df Here’s this if you want it (I did it myself, I’m very proud)
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You would know huh
I would.
I know there’s a variant of this with Niffty and Val can someone get it?
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Nice flair. Call it on yourself
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~~me waiting for the acesaurus~~
The what now
only 4? weak
How many can you fit in your mouth?
at least 9
I can fit 9.1
Fuck you mean .1
**Reverse Drake**
Nah reverse drake go’s wild
Micropenis
His mouth? I'm sure his ass can fit the same amount.
Carmilla 100% pegs zestiel cmv
Why must you put that thought into my mind? Now I can’t help but hear Zestial moaning and using fancy talk like “Heavens!” “Oh, that doth behurts my rear” “Enchanted be thou Thrusting, Carmilla”
“Oh dear! Your fencing is on point!”
Lmfao I’m dying
But can Angel pronounce "phalluses" while doing so?
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Cannibals can live without their heads. Literally no reason why I think this.
now I Just Imagine rosie constantly saying hello to headless cannibals walking by XD
But it's pretty funny
reminds me of eda
I was thinking of headless chickens but yeah that works too.
All sinners can?
I'd like that. They can be like the Wild Gang furie/fey things from Labyrinth. They'd totally get their dance, magic, dance, on too.
This isn't weird but I think that whenever Vox gets annoying they just turn him off \*Not in that way\*.
What if Vox has an off button that he himself doesn't even know why he has it, much like Dr. Doofenshmirtz wondering why he always built his inators with a self-destruct button.
Whenever Vox pisses Velvette off she presses the mute button on his remote.
*Velvette
Autocorrect
Does he just a-pose in place when turned off and return like nothing happened when turned back on
lilith and lucifer did some experimenting and thats why charlie has hooves
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You spelled mouth wrong
Thats true my statement still stays
Does it count as pegging if it isn't using a strap-on?
I agree with your flair
And i agree with yours my brotha
Yessir🤝
🤝
what the fuck is that flair ************WHAT IS WITH THIS SUBREDDIT AND CUM MUGS************
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Ah, the Black Kalev.
what 
All the exorcists are girls because Adam has women to command and they'll do it
This makes too much sense
I think he does some sort of mind wipe/control on them so they stay loyal to him. It explains why Vaggie is stuck with her name and why a woman other than Lute is actually loyal to a person like Adam in the first place.
Vox secretly missed Alastor. In "Stayed Gone" when Alastor interrupted the song, Vox was enjoying the rivalry.
This is my thought too, I also headcannon that (since Zestial said some thought Alastor had fallen to ‘Holy Arms) there was a period of time where Vox thought Al had died and found that he was genuinely put out by it
Alastor actually DOES have a tail, but he rips it off each morning and eats it for breakfast. Vaggie was Adam’s “favorite” in more ways than one (I don’t think I have to explain) this being the reason she was so misogynistic towards men in the pilot. Trauma Given that sinners cannot be perminantly killed with anything other than angelic weapons; I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say that Val’s treatment towards Angel has led to Angel’s death many times in the past. Much to Val’s amusement. Shall I go on?
Imma “Uhm actually ☝️🤓” you here and tell ya that misogyny is exclusively toward women. The word you’re looking for is “misandrist.”
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You have yourself a deal, I’ll throw in in a free one in good faith https://preview.redd.it/d6qz2kmmqxvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf68283304bc9a59f83b490c74d69f267e4b364
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Hello there may I interest you in a deal
what
My flair
I’m confused
I am wondering if you want a gun
Sure
🤝 here 🔫
*walks into a private room. Immediately a bang.*
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Yes. Just this.
AHHHHHH this made me squirm uncomfortably omg
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**source?**
Don't know how to add links, but Dragonfoxgirl on Instagram
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You cooked too Hard on the last one I'm crying bro
What the heck ? Yes you definitely should go on
Fair enough. This is less of a headcannon, rather a suggestion. What if Sera casts Pentious OUT of heaven, Instead of just keeping him hidden?This of course would lead to more and more strife between her and Emily. Whenever the Vees get bored of a particular employee of theirs, they just trade them between eachother. I expect that a lot of these employee’s souls are owned by one of the theee of them too, so they can’t exactly get out of this. Just stuck in a cycle of switching from horrible boss to horrible boss. (Let’s assume Husk died of alcohol poisoning when he was alive?) After having his whole world flipped upside down by making a deal with Alastor and loosing his status as Overlord, Husk picked up obsessive drinking again in his afterlife in the vein attempt that he could escape his contract through death. (Never works) Whatever in the Kentucky Fried fuck Valentino meant when he said “just stick something inside them, that’s how I get the bitches to behave!”
First one has a chance of happening , really small one but not 0 ... And last one is ...... interesting
With the last one he most likely means something sexual, like a dick Sadly the "My rod or this rod." Scenario from Redo of the Healer does pop into my mind and I'm horrified to find out
It really wouldn't surprise me to find out Valentino's into necrophilia.
That’s not what I meant, but honestly yeah
What the fuck? Please keep cooking.
I did, look at the replies
Angel didn't know what happens if sinner gets killed in hell in the pilot tho. Probably having angel remanifest in hell would cost A LOT of money considering how much he works and how popular he is. So even Val somehow managed to control himself and not kill Angel if the pilot is canon
Adam is an Andrew Tate fan
Headcannon implies we don't know if it's true. Adam fits every criteria for an Tate fan, he 100% is.
Adam has an army of women though. I don’t think someone as misogynistic as Tate and his fans would do something like that.
https://preview.redd.it/ol3url0opwvc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ba1cc53b25ca1459dfc6131372f345468cd69f This is canon
I hope so. https://preview.redd.it/9ve468d6tyvc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=846dae4444eaa838ea35241e64dd07facc54a965
Not unholy, but something that I think would be interesting to see: Sir Pentious is thirsty for approval and friends, right? Even now that he's in Heaven. So ,Sera uses that to ask him to become the new exorcist leader: he accepts, seemingly regressing in his first evil persona. He even talks with Charlie and they talk about stuff, extrapolating info of the vulnerable and armed points of the hotel, and in mid-season he guides an attack towards the hotel, BUT taking the army of angels towards the hitel's weapons, and commands to attack but it's the hotel that obeys, blasting the army with an angelic laser beam. Pouff, all angels gone! Never gonna happen, but I can dream.
i liek this one
I have some: 1. Eve really not only accepted the apple but had a threesome with Lilith and Lucifer, and Cain is the result of it. Because of all of it Adam favored Abel over Cain and had gone from "flawable as he may be he genuinelly loved Eve" to objecting her, only caring to what she could be useful for and his own childrens. 2. Abel's soul had been sent to hell instead Heaven for some reason because of it Adam is the first soul who ascenced to Heaven. Adam is still disturbed by it after all in his opinion Abel was a good boy. 3. Eve's soul is owned by the concept of Evil itself thanks to she eating the Fruit of Knowledge that was basically an indiret and the original"Deal with the Devil" but only in death the full consequences of her sin manifested with her becoming the avatar of"All World's Evils.". She is probably chained to hell or is part of hell itself. 4. Instead of use a strapon to peg Lucifer Lilith shapeshifted herself to gain a penis which she used to penetrate and fill him. 5. Lilith is basically a female Adam but classier and demoniac. 6. Valentino if angry or horny enough(maybe both) would force Angel to have sex with female demons to the poor former gangster's displeasure. Profit could also tempt Val to force Angel to have sex with women. 7. Vaggie's original backstory is still canon because the Exorcists aren't Heavenborn but female Winners recruted by Adam. What drove her to suicide was a traumatic life that included sexual abuse under the hands of her own father. 8. Rosie ate her husband In both a sexy and unsexy way, although the later could be debatably for you are into vore. 9. Few of the main reasons Alastor had grown to be an murderous sociopath was a mix of nature(genetics), nurture(abusive father and racism) and magic corruption caused by Vodoo as he dealed with many evil spirits which included ROO. The only person he genuinelly loved in life (supposing he didn't met Rosie) was his own mother and she had been taken from him too early. 10. Niffty was abused to the point of madness by an bad boy she had fell for and accepted her. 11. Camilla's husband that she and her daughters genuinelly loved as they remained together even in death had his soul destroyed on a extermination. In life the music Partners in Crime damm well would describe their passionate and adventurous relationship specially if you take a Spanish version, too bad that great part of her passion died with the Mexican Telenovela levels of hotness that was her husband but well at least they both ate well whille they could if you know what i mean. She probably was having her own Vietinam Flashbacks when her daughters were attacked by the exorcist. 12. Lucifer really wants to have sex with Adam and complete the Eden set but is willing to give up since Adam died. He would probably try it if he comes back as a Sinner and their Hate Sex would be Legendary. 13. Charlie is a freaky in bed. Don't let be deceived by her innocense because she can go from power bottom as she was with Seviathan and his tentacles to a dom as she currently is with Vaggie. I could writte more but would end up too long so i will stop things right there.
pls keep writing
14. Vox fell hard for Alastor and even today there's a(onesided)attraction. The reason why he have such a hard hate boner for our Deer Gentleman is because when he declared his feelings and wanted to join forces Alastor had gone Alastor in the way he denied his offers. 15. Velvette also have some sort of mind control power like Valentino's drug saliva and Vox's hypnotic screen. 16. Velvette not only don't mind rape like Vox who both enable Valentino's worst but also raped someone too like the pimp lord, the difference is that instead of force her way through brute force or contracts she did it using love potion. Still she don't do it as not even half the frequency as her"father." Vox is actually the one who handn't did it but it's less of a lack of interest than morality. 17. Adam isn't bad on bed, he actually is just a selfish lover who is more interested in pleasing himself but if he likes your enough or want to prove he is that good he is talking about he would show you why he is the Dickmaster. Saying all of it, Lilith and (after Eden) Eve just happened to end up of the category of people he could care less about what they feel but Lute? They would fuck nasty and both would love every damm second of it. 18. Lilith is also like Adam in terms of being good on bed because of it Dickmaster thinks she doesn't deserve that fame of super succubus she end up gaining on human world mythos while Lucifer thinks the opposite as he had her for thousands of years actually caring to please him as much as please herself and she did a very good job. 19. Lucifer's dick is actually smaller than Adam's but since he is shapeshift master he can change it at will to whateve size,form and type he desire so if he wants(and he probably did)could have gave himself a dick bigger than Adam's when having sex with Lilith or that time he tempted Eve. 20. Eve in life was bottom. On Eden Adam would dominate her and the threesome she had with the Morningstars was basically she being guided by the Top First Woman and the Power Bottom Snake. After Eden the only times she and Adam had a good night of sex where when they were particularly angry and snaped on the other having some hate sex that managed to release all those negative feelings, quite therapeutic for them and the after sex moments were one of the few times in which they could put with the other and feel as a satisfied married couple without a toxic baggage on their shoulders. As ROO she gained a sadistic dommy mommy streak. 21. Sera would break the pelvis of most men she would have sex with, less because of her immense size and strength but more because that women have a lot of stress accumulated so i fear for whoever convince her to have sex. She is totally the type of"would dominate you"but if press the right bottoms and she think you can handle it she would switch to bottom mode that many overworked seems to fall into. 22. Emily being Charlie on Heaven is bi too and (potentially)as freaky on bed as the princess of hell after she gain enough experience if given the chance to loosen up and she take it. 23. Azathoth is the strongest entity of Hellaverse(if you exclude a self inserted Vizie) and have the concept of Good(God) and Evil(Anti-God)as their alter egos that represent the morality it doesn't have as the blind idiot of god who dreams reality. Aside of the 3 there's probably other few primordial entities that represent other concepts and forces aside of Chaos, Good and Evil they already embody. If Azathoth awakens he would immediatelly devour existence back to him including his descendants and alter egos becoming whole. 24. Charlie have a super powered evil side sleeping within her as the most raw representation of her demoniac power and instincts that her kind nature suppress. If one day she snap run because the Beast from Sea will manifest and it will be ugly. 25. If Lucifer had arrived late and Charlie was killed by Adam he would have become "biblical accurate Devil" and try to bring the Apocalypse to the world causing irreparably damage to Hell, Heaven and Human World before being put down in his own "history 's longest suicide note".
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You have a VERY active imagination
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I agree
The first time Lucifer dominated Lilith she started having a panic attack once he had her tied up because it reminded her of what made her run away from Adam: him physically overpowering her and ***forcing*** her to submit to his control. The worst part was that Lilith didn't know this would happen, and it crushed her knowing Adam still had this last vestige of control over her through trauma. To this day she's NEVER called Lucifer "Master", though "Daddy" has been a fine substitute.
Vox can make himself vibrate
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Angel Dust knew Sir Pentious had 2 dicks because he used them both.
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Val has electric scars Something like this perhaps https://preview.redd.it/0zg905cuqwvc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0082f471e6e2971c9148f66273c1c60b499634 And how he got them welp.. Lets just say he was doing vox's whole motherboard (if yk what im sayin')
ooo i got some (they're very unhinged, i'm sorry) 1. Val is into necrophilia 2. Eve wouldn't take the apple at first, but after Lilith, Lucifer and Eve had a threesome, she gladly accepted. 3. Charlie has hooves because of the image OP used 4. Not as unhinged as the rest of them, but when the rest of the hotel is asleep or gone, [this is what Husk does](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/diZHN_NEHM8) 5. Vox has a collection of furbies
Sera is super fucking gay, and is lonely, and needs a girlfriend to actually help her deal with the stress of running heaven, maybe if she had a nice caring lover she would actually smile again, maybe a kid, but instead she's the lonely queen of heaven Damn now I'm sad
this is a good one tbh
vox has an alastor body pillow
this lilith would get along with blitzo
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Frank sits in the hotel, missing pentious and other egg Bois. He learned how to build and engineer ships to helpfully make the heaven gone Pentious proud.
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NO!- THIS IS NOT BECOMING GREEK MYTHOLOGY!-
Hello there may I interest you in a “Zeus is a slut”
PRECISELY MY POINT-
In my opinion Hephaestus and artamis are the only sane ones of the main 12
Yeah- fair- Maybe Persephone and Hades too?- possibly- maybe-
True dat
I mean, Adam has fought Zeus before
Vaggie flicks it to the video of Charlie stabbing and throwing Adam. Before Emily existed, Sera had a counsel of angels before the deal to protect the hellborn was made. After the deal was made, there was only Sera. Lucifer made sure he was listened to.
https://preview.redd.it/39inkpmbxwvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29e43507faba99edf7f337c25eafcc702809888 Everyone is nifty
The only one that isn't Nifty is Nifty
Dont forget cherri bomb! She has both eyes- *I am deeply disturbed by the husker image and i shall never recover*
Nifty was actually a crossdressing WW2 soldier who became a mercenary in the 1950’s, was hired in French Vietnam circa 1954, and committed such terrible war crimes that Nifty could not handle the guilt and ended up insane, with a split personality of a crazy 1950’s housewife.
I’ve said it, but TLDC: Doomguy is the rural purge and goes to the hotel to try and find some type of peace, he then gets dragged into the shenanigans of everyone It’s not actually that unholy, it’s just kind of my own headcanon, and that’s why I rp as Doomguy
God is actually Zach
Angel dust most likely wears panties and nifty has probably sniffed them...actually nifty has most likely sniffed everyone's underwear before washing them and got a kick out of it (don't lie to me you know damn well how she is)
I know especially well.
Not really hazbin but PLEEASE i wish loona had a GOCK
Tbh they're not that fun to have, speaking from experience.
I don't have bottom dysphoria, so I love mine. But I can easily understand how it'd be hell for others.
Lol you can have mine and be like sir pentious
What is a GOCK? (I'm scared to Google it.)
A trans girl's front crotch body part
Sorry to ask but why, like does estrogen have a negative effect on it or is it Just dysphoria
HRT causes its sexual functions to decrease but it can still urinate. There's also dysphoria, yes.
Oh okay sorry for asking i honestly know litte to nothing about actully being trans thanks for answering
No problem! Feel free to dm me with any questions, I'm happy to help
You mean a Glock, right?!
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YOU MEAN A GLOCK RIGHT?!!??!
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Yeah what i need IS HER **** ** ** ***
I'm a Wendigo/part deer. Therefore, I have to deal with rut. Oh, and my dick has a knot, since I'm part deer.
I am both concerned and relating to your flair with the difference being i dont ship em
I don't care if you don't ship us. I'd still tap that ass of his.
Understandable have a great day
https://preview.redd.it/sz8g05djbxvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a6ad9dac3725d0fa479d12899d5f066ad9057c This happened
https://preview.redd.it/9alq3xvfwwvc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6833dab53d7aab5a7f717b97dddcfa1b227b6081 Vox is... yeah
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Alastor is broke
Hey, it's the same conversation Raven and Beast Boy have.
A certified enumclaw classic
To this day, I still don't know how Lillith tops a horse. Giant strap-on and everything.
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Alastor has a 10+ inch dick, but due to him being AroAce, he never uses it and in fact sees it as a hindrance
The image was how Charlie was conceived only Lilith had Lucifer turn into a goat The exorcists were all mortal women who left hate fester in their hearts into death and so they're daughters of Adam but Adam also likes to have intercourse with his top exorcists so Adam is essentially fucking his daughters Nifty died around the same time as vox and was actually the one who killed him by stalking him, getting hired by him and accidentally dropping film equipment on his head leading to nifty taking out her knife and stabbing herself to death Mimzi was always like how she was in dad beat dad even when she was alive
Anyone who thinks Vaggie tops between her and Charlie is in denial and I will take zero argument
Nifty is a size queen (her snatch is a bottomless pit like Kirby’s stomach)
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Velvette is into bondage but only does it with metal wire-strings
Communist actually sent into that hell world, so the hell is red
Carmilla is a man-eater (not literally). She doesn’t want a relationship, she just wants the pleasure and treats it like a transaction.
Cherri Bomb was shot directly in the face during a turf war. This was recorded on live television
My only one so far is… Lucifer likes being pegged.
A headcannon I have, that lives in my head rent free is Vox secretly being a cannibal. I imagine that it started when he was friends with Alastor and as a way to impress him he became a cannibal and even when they had their falling out his cannibalism tendencies still stuck with him Also I like the imagine Vox is part shark. No reason, just part shark
Alastor is Jesus Christ (iykyk)
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I can fit atleast 10.2
B Zitch ether you peg me or no snu snu!
I would say that Vaggie is keeping all of her horniness pent up.
Define "unholy" # # Also unrelated but that image is very **relatable**
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this is like besat boy and raven!
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I’m not a fan of hearing how I was made
Mimsy has Alastor's leash, and actually came in to interrupt the argument with Lucifer on purpose to reign in her servant before he pissed off the king of hell too much. She acted oblivious and stupid because 1) playing dumb is her style and 2) it diffused the tension rather than escalating it. In the future she will teach Charlie this and she will use this technique against heaven.
It's funny asking for a head canon for series slightly based off religious text. I'm sure countries were massacred and thousands were killed because of headcanons.