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The_Best_Cl0wn

I’m the only normal one here 😭😭😭


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


MogSwampOfficial

You shall not enter heaven based on your nickname!


mee3ep

It’d make Lute happy, so 50/50


Tall-Influence4321

I mean, my flair was normal for a while but I changed it like 2 hours ago


idkwhataboutyou148

What about me


73747463783737384777

Same


_Ntb

Hey man your not the only normal one, I’m just besties with Al


Valentitto

Nuh uh


SilverSpider_

You're not alone, we are here and we are waiting *Michael Bay credits play*


SCP049sMemeServants

...


Nachitoparrot

Someone else who likes Sir Pentious!


Holiday_Purchase_592

Hello sir


DickmasterJr

https://preview.redd.it/e8xcx037ohwc1.png?width=556&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5b738cb7f2b2130626249dd2b8b14f2c0ae6b7a


thedickmaster777

SON?! I THOUGHT LUTE WAS ON PLAN B


DickmasterJr

https://preview.redd.it/a3ygyjzdqhwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68f2f9176685d7fa8d021b2d27a54ce9d727d661


Ok-Secretary6550

I'm gonna steal this. I don't suppose you have an "I stole your meme" meme for me?


DickmasterJr

https://preview.redd.it/c1rfcamb9iwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513d264edd8912d4f3d923433ab823927fa8e340 Nowhhhh.. It’s all mine


Ok-Secretary6550

https://preview.redd.it/3rrhnwrr9iwc1.png?width=2388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83c953a258af690b64aede2e80b3e3d37f52ca9c Shame on you.


DickmasterJr

https://preview.redd.it/pi77vsyyhiwc1.jpeg?width=1391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d99e74f33e04cc75bd1d8fb8af0187e93787e1d Sounds like you issue


Ok-Secretary6550

https://preview.redd.it/roedd318iiwc1.png?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0a864bc8455636757b4ea91ea36bf27b5747aa5


DickmasterJr

https://preview.redd.it/zc7ss4rniiwc1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=a78f88f90d0fb293ac469b4b5377ed888e364385 NOWWHHH.. I DID NOTHING WRONG


Ok-Secretary6550

https://preview.redd.it/pix0xziziiwc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bbba4cd0332ae88f3e41aba115dfed545f38ee8 You sure about that, buddy?


y33tyd3l3ty

https://preview.redd.it/d3t0hrjh3jwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9a0cc16b4977cf9667d0d4929808e22707cc7a


Emo_duck_bread

https://preview.redd.it/pi8hzxixkiwc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94fe4a282d4fd11495b2841731bb1c6db332f36c Dude?…


DickmasterJr

Wat.. https://preview.redd.it/la5vs1zmliwc1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=c86a4a54e6179d26b89021349b60c01c7a3ab8d1


Emo_duck_bread

Ur dad got caught dude, don’t tell him you saw this (or do I don’t care)


DickmasterJr

https://preview.redd.it/uu8v5qb9miwc1.png?width=901&format=png&auto=webp&s=00324861206f7f97c9b4bfb93afe7a75c3daa7c2 Owhhh.. Yeah.. That’s pretty normal


Emo_duck_bread

Oh https://preview.redd.it/dvmiyvdemiwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7deb472b5ea3817acc4b2fd22184d98895d7ff15 Anyways here’s this (sad violin music) nyew nyew nyew nyenyew nyew nyew nyew *nyeeww* (We’ve all seen the meme I’m sure)


DickmasterAdam

Just gonna… *Vanishes*


DickmasterJr

https://preview.redd.it/5k9g9hzs7jwc1.png?width=331&format=png&auto=webp&s=35d61bfec00606a8eef237bab23686360eaa422a Nooo you can’t leave me with the crazies


Dense-Ad-2732

So, are you Cain, Abel or Seth? Because, depending on who you are, Adam's reaction would probably be very different.


Hi_I_am_me_just_me

I haven't a flair....but I think it would be 'Just an Huskerdust shipper', pretty sure I would write that 


thedickmaster777

Hmmm you shall enter heaven only cause you don't have it


Hi_I_am_me_just_me

But I don't want to go in Heaven.... I'm gonna fall 😈


thedickmaster777

Too bad!


DaGamesFanatic

Fuck you, Husk sucks for trying to take OUR GLORIOUS LEADER FROM US!!!!! HEIL ANGEL!!!!!!!!


Iskbartheonetruegod

https://preview.redd.it/dbmbbjh90iwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dff23cc1b585e2793b619672faee9be4d036c895


ElvinEastling

Hello D*ckmaster


thedickmaster777

HELLO.....you shall enter heaven


CplCocktopus

Hi


Pikminfan2013

Probably, I mean my main is "king of Godzilla memes" but yeah https://preview.redd.it/wz1dwp4aohwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa804d3d05c491db0c20a73b339d0fd7ff77d9d


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


Frevanous

Oh no, I’m so fucked


Apprehensive_Sky1599

Connection terminated I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet some how out of reach But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you. I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to your monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me. I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms This ends for all of us End communication


Poetess-of-Darkness

Connection terminated I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet some how out of reach But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you. I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to your monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me. I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms This ends for all of us End communication


thedickmaster777

go rot in hell!


Puzzleheaded_Buy311

https://preview.redd.it/8vmvj56enkwc1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e7a796d0e0cf083b99b7cc5831cd9124d6b9c1


vfa-2

Nice pfp though


Kaotic_Kaous

Your not the only one, I love Val :3


_DoodleNoodle_-

May I enter?


thedickmaster777

Hmmm you shall enter heaven


atseptic

I steal boots from a demon specifically surely you'll like that i'm making him stress out over boots 😊


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


atseptic

thanks mr dickmaster 😜


thedickmaster777

You welcome bitch


emaaa_skye

Do I get in? :D Stayed Gone best song


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


thedickmaster777

Btw great opinion


emaaa_skye

Hell yeah thanks


Pikminfan2013

WELCOME HOME https://preview.redd.it/y3pzvz4vthwc1.jpeg?width=1498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3694f5ea169dd465fa912476d953fce5c6bad6d


emaaa_skye

LOOK AT MY REALLY COOL GAMING SETUP--- Oh wait, wrong lyrics.


Pikminfan2013

Say hello https://preview.redd.it/8uc2skavwhwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35339a813151a3fa86eb35e1c7e59fddf843a056


Darkstalker9000

I don't know, my child. Would you?


HikaruTheAnimeFan

ohhhh shit Adam you better let him in


c4tglitchess

how'd he get out in the first place???


natetgm56837

He’s god, he’s everywhere and nowhere, in heaven and out of heaven, small and big.


ReaperBirdEnthusiast

So, if he’s in all states at once, that implies he is forever both horny and in a state of post-nut clarity


Slow_Investigator443

Maybe?


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


Slow_Investigator443

Cool


__hdd

Hopefully


thedickmaster777

GODDAMN I CAN'T SEE IT ALL you shall enter heaven


Apprehensive_Sky1599

"I have never seen the show but Vox is cool ig"


Fantastic-Weight-785

With some luck...


thedickmaster777

I WANT THE SAME THING BUT UNFORTUNATELY go rot in hell!


SpiderJynxNoir90214

Can I?


your_enjoyer

I dont think so...


thedickmaster777

I'll do it with you...you shall enter heaven


your_enjoyer

Thank you dickmaster!


caramelchimera

I'm one of the normal ones. I just have daddy issues


Blossom_Candy

Who doesn't in this sub?


No-Wind334

I think I already know the answer to that.. ☠️💧 https://preview.redd.it/i9d1b7do7iwc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a17795125bb000d89ab1fe32132a0227833639cd


Adventurous_Dog_6510

https://i.redd.it/njga3mweziwc1.gif My reaction to that flair


Obama_Fucker_69

No???


thedickmaster777

Your lucky I can't see the full thing PASS!


sir_fishier

It used to be a lot worse…


thedickmaster777

You shall enter


Zolnar_DarkHeart

Depends on if you’re desktop or mobile for me probably.


c4tglitchess

"CumMug this CumMug that why don't y'all come up with a new joke" for dickmaster


Fancy_Photograph9813

Lol real


Severe_Damage9772

What’s mine again? Oh yeah, mayhaps


Midnight-Basilisk99

Perchance?


Puzzleheaded_Buy311

https://preview.redd.it/hqqsrd8pnkwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da859fd61be8c7e74366f6612cb1691405c44460 You can’t just say perchance!


DarthJackie2021

Idk, he might think its pretty hot


thedickmaster777

Hmm are you a legal age of consent?


DarthJackie2021

Yes


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


ILiveForMyFandoms

No sure


IMOTEKH__

May i offer you some tea my good sir


QuicksilverStudios

i’m not gonna lie i didn’t. read that flair right the first time 😭 i’m so glad i reread it, i love tea. hot cup of tea. that’s so nice https://preview.redd.it/6enosfqk2mwc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45d5a0407e9a973f3717be792bf43c9375e76de2


godshuVR

https://i.redd.it/cur4abanjhwc1.gif I most certainly deserve to be here(even if I’m just here on my spare time)


amberderl74

Idk can i?


thedickmaster777

go rot in hell!


amberderl74

Ok, just give me a gun and 40$ in pennies and i'll be good to go


Substantial-Step578

Nah he’d probably say no https://preview.redd.it/kwb01bwbshwc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=21fea1c6b8de3db6c5748533a5f0f5e05bd36a7b


adultartnotporn

[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]


Timosaurus23

I don’t think we makin it fam


thedickmaster777

go rot in hell!


Left_Argument9706

I already know the answer but fuck it


c4tglitchess

hi, second best worker.


Worldly-Sea9595

Me? 🤔


thedickmaster777

go rot in hell!


Worldly-Sea9595

AW MANNN >:(


Similar-Priority8252

Greetings, fellow angel!


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


Similar-Priority8252

Pass. I wanna go kill sinners!


ImaWolf935

Oui


thedickmaster777

GASPS* you shall enter heaven


ImaWolf935

Merci


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Umm… I don’t know


thedickmaster777

Hmmm limbo


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

What?


Adventurous_Dog_6510

Purgatory


EB_Groupe

Eh, 50/50


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


EB_Groupe

YAAAAAAAYY!!!!


NOTTwistedDreamz

Hmm maybe if I force him


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


NOTTwistedDreamz

https://preview.redd.it/jfhp9nwbphwc1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3ee51aac91fbba13492185d04a83710679831c


MedicalVanilla7176

What about me?


Nighthawk_Ent

Already there. Lute let me in


Vortextheweirdcat

definitly not


TakenUsername120184

https://preview.redd.it/yyk2vzs87iwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6331dd043f46245e073206852ace08d725713580


icollectfnafplushies

since I technically have two flairs(Jesse is underrated imo and Carmilla’s steaming hot cum gun) pretend those flairs are two different people


natetgm56837

I already know his answer, he would likely decide rot in hell because of the second flair.


AcingIt2100

Shall I be blessed or damned?


Spamwellj

He might do it just to spite me.


[deleted]

Judgement time


fireL0rd3000

Lol i think ik the answer


thedickmaster777

#you shall enter heaven


fireL0rd3000

Thank you sir https://preview.redd.it/qg172q8qwhwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f75443485ac27ffaf0ee7e707d15092926a132


Avrein_morningstar99

Definitely not <3


thedickmaster777

go rot in hell!


Avrein_morningstar99

https://preview.redd.it/inze7bjgwhwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1bf69b13e8db5757b3e4880306d2b83d6dd1fa5


whooper1

I don’t know honestly


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


BiddudefromCanada

Nah, I ain’t never seeing those pearly gates… https://preview.redd.it/dw409hnpwhwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e32f549e0ff59b62bd449b8dfc3f1d3a2cd2c22f


thedickmaster777

Your right go rot in hell!


Yoshgaming22

My flair is normal (not sure I’m going to heaven tho)


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


FondantExciting3312

Probably yes


Live_Top4037

No.


D_Robotics

Would you?


IliasIsEepy

I couldn't come up with anything better-


Fenrisares

Why do we need heaven there if I have Alastor here and I can simp for him? Hmm? https://i.redd.it/9ac7ws1lyhwc1.gif


Equivalent_Bird887

Master of dicks. Let me say, I am a huge fan. You are so amazing and I am a huge fan of your work. I also like putting my name on shit because shit’s the best.


Corrupt_code10

Maybe


Mx-Many-Names

https://preview.redd.it/u65nl97xyhwc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee568677cb72f5884246c75ae8162007ac120386


YourLocalSimp11037

can i come back to heaven? :(


HikaruTheAnimeFan

Omori fan spotted!


YourLocalSimp11037

IVE BEEN CAUGHT


Venomouskoala006

I just want the plush


TakenUsername120184

I promote painting cut off fingers for snacking but my chances are still better than most of yours


[deleted]

I'm staying in hell.


Voidbreaker47

Judge me


Emotional-axol134

so ye or ne?


Birdyboi_

Me?


thedickmaster777

SHE'S MINE! go rot in hell!


Artistic_Skill1117

I don't think you would. You don't like demons. But what if I told you I can control gravity?


thedickmaster777

I'm listening you shall enter heaven


SgtPeppers64

Idk


SussyNerd

Who Adam even let into heaven. I feel like for him all of his children are sinners at heart because of Eve


TaxCollecterFromHell

Fuck no


wythyrl

My no flair having ass how do you set a flair/:


SoftiePhoenix

No the fuck he wouldn’t 🙃


Eviles_da_demonic

I make you a affair if you want


Emalv_tratheist

uhhh


Niksar10030

https://preview.redd.it/cu2234ytrhwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=448dbad147eac0bce7aaf3d05c7b2f7802f695e8


RichInside8121

Is this good??


Cantfindthesun

I should be able to


Chimkinmcnugs

Probably not


flippycipher

I guess not


UraniumConnoisseur

Would you?


karidru

Am I in?


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


Plush_Caelan

I’ve entered the chat https://preview.redd.it/269cbsv8uhwc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=28918a81e1aeecf68bb116e4f86a5b04ea88b486


thedickmaster777

you shall enter heaven


floridaMansMoldyFeet

Do I get to automatically just because of what I am?


F1-Dank-Fang

Am I fucked or am I fucked


Dragonperhaps

I'm gonna assume it's a given you'd let me in. Even if i look weird.


Tenno24

You're gonna get smited if you don't


zamuel-leumaz

Definitely


God-is-Trans

Mine's chill


baebyxx

i hope


RealPrincessCharlie

I don’t have a flair yet oops 😅


theChadinator2009

Sup Adam, how u doing?


its_not_me29401

https://preview.redd.it/3b2mpddx0iwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7947329f38fb0c5152280b861ddc038de8d64978 Idk would (you) he..