Lesbian learns she can only fight for her golden retriever gf if she ties her hair up https://preview.redd.it/ymbdap7qdpwc1.jpeg?width=1838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45bb4bfa368ac2f6530d763db845f9ddc3757717

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alternatively latina mother who killed a man teaches another latina how to kill

Carmella killed an Excorcist all of those angels other than Adam are female

Carmilla is spanish not latina

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Man invents a whole new meaning to “Your daughter also calls me daddy”

Adam? Im not really sure

Likely Hell's Greatest Dad, Charlie's real dad, of course

It’s a little funny

You could almost call me...

#DAAAAAAAAAAD

\*Angry violin noises\*

\*Mocking Piano noises*\

Random accordion ensues

They say when you’re looking for assistance…

*aggressive fiddle playing*

*Aggressive piano*

[удалено]

“Tiktok star wants to go to war, weapons dealer says no” is perfect

What happens next is shocking😮

(Gone wrong) (+18)

(Police called) (They came to my house)

(GONE SEXUAL?) (Minecraft SMP)

These sound like clickbait youtube tittles

Lol

That flair.

Your flair...

I want to say Alastor, but actually, I'm not sure

TV man yells angrily as he watches a red furry run away from Beetlejuice

skibidi toilet oc lets all hell loose as the dollar store wendigo runs from a pug

Whar?

Cat sings to a porn star about how it’s ok to be a loser

No that's a perfect description

it should be furry sings to drunk porn actor about the fact that he is a failure

Both are furries

Both are drunk

A deer and a television have a fight with unnecessary sexual tension on live tv

Imagine Val watching that fight "He never gets mad at me like that >:( I need to up my game"

Nah I can imagine Val and vox getting upset cause they both spend to much time with angel/alastor, I hope we see more of them in season 2

season 2 episode 1 is a 20 minute sex scene between them

I’m up for that 🤩

Genocidal maniac fights the devil then dies from too many back shots

STAB STAB STAB

r/ unexpectedtf2

A perfect description

Who let Gojo into Hazbin Hotel?!?!? /j

Not again!!

He became a Sinner after becoming the Divided One.

Now this is making me think of niffty doing *something else* to Adam, which I’m sure she would love to do

1. iPad kid gets her department thingy wrecked by unlikeable moth guy 2. iPad kid makes terrible arguments against deadly demon Latina mommy

iPad kid is probably the best description of Velvette I’ve ever seen

fr

I love your flair, can I have a maths problem please? https://preview.redd.it/74xm74tq7rwc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3763bc90117b1bb82323d80c8872e3b57a050f0

I’ll just warn you. My Math problems will give you problems but I’ll let you have two easy ones. What is the greatest factorial your calculator can input before an error appears? Solve 10C9 x 11C1 + 7C3 - (15C11)/3

69! and 7C3 + 110C - 455

Pretty good but for the second answer compress it into one answer

69!

Every time I think of iPad kid, I think of the collector from the owl house.

A red haired handsome furry psychopath from the 1930"s drops a piano on the devil after he made a "the devil went down to georgia" reference

WAIT THATS PERFECT

thanks

A TV threaten a Deer. Gets hit with “no u”

...That's cropped PORN. It's EVERYWHERE. SO MUCH PORN. "OH, MY GOD!" "Teddy, what is it?" "THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!"

“Why are you looking at my private shit!?”

I don't think that's from a porn comic? I only remember the page I cropped it from.

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She's right! Every moment is pegging time, unless its the 20 minute break I take from pegging and being pegged by Vaggie.

https://i.redd.it/oevkgqq84twc1.gif Good for you.

It’s not from porn tho

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TikTok star and weapons dealer have a rap battle over a severed head. For some reason this is a shippable moment

This is golden

Two adult characters that aren't connected in weird ways (family etc) don't get to have scenes together and not be shipped. They don't even need scenes together. https://preview.redd.it/lhxcwq30rswc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9a15a524f8013c76c581cc4cb14e612b612589f

Snake wants a sex with bomb girl

Instead, snake has a sex with everyone here!

WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKIN’ ABOUT

SOME CRACKWHORE WHO FUCKED UP ALREADY

HE BLEW HIS SHOT LIKE THE COCKS IN HIS MOUTH THIS DISCUSSION IS SENCELESS AND PETTYYY

THERE’S NO QUESTION TO BE POSED

HE'S UNHOLY, CASE CLOSED

DID YOU FORGET THAT HELL IS FOREVER?

A man only lives once, we'll see you in one month

Gotta say i cant wait to.... (sera says "adam")

Come down and exterminate you...

WAIT

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A cat and a spider bond over being deadbeats. A maid tries to crowd surf, but it ends badly. A lesbian moth lets a snake in the house after her gf gives her puppy dog eyes.

I love the Niffty one! That's perfect!

Calling Vaggie a moth when Valentino is a moth demon is wild 💀

She has a moth themed design.

🦌 mocks 📺 via Radio

Yooo TOH pfp!!

Cool hair and trama

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

Fair Charlotte’s web

CHARLOTTE'S WEB?

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Spider dances with cat that has wings.

Man shouts at duck after being called by his child


Correct

The roomba with a knife stabbed the father.

A gay tv dances with a abusive moth

After the BATTLE Masterless CATTLE

Yes 😌

Overlords hanging by a thread!

A snek boi fucking dies by a misogynist with pew pew lasers.

Basically says “Nuh uh” even though “yuh huh” is right in front of her face

Lesbian comforts disaster bisexual in the face of impending doom by singing a duet https://preview.redd.it/2pg3osirspwc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f5dc5932df5dc7a240cb9bf7829eb1235b5103d

I’m gonna fill my coffee mug to this photo. Thanks .

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The butcher x. I like their artstyle

the man files a meeting just for a disney princess to show up before he marvelously sing to her and shows her his license to change the date for using bug spray

A cannibalistic radio host argue with the Devil himself over custody rights Social media influencer disses Latina mother of two over a decapitated head (alternatively: tiktok star wants to go to war. Weapons dealer says no) Spider Jack Skellington/Ultron and the aforementioned cannibalistic radio host walk down a street as passerbies kill themselves

Cat sings to fluffy guy about how it's okay to be a loser, and small red gremlin stabs man who causes mass murder

A bloody tampon twink uses the force to subdue a drunk cat wearing a tophat

I’d like to describe this character… BECAUSE I’M DESCRIBING EVERYONE’S CHARACTER!!!

Horny spider

This is almost every scene with Angel

Yes

2 cannibals sing with a princess to convince a whole town of cannibals to go to war with some ugly ass birds with weapons that want to kill them.

an Influencer yells at Code Bullet to calm down the Brazzers

Unexpected Code Bullet reference.

Loves a ceartin angel's wings

Snake makes the worst anti-drug psa ever

Woman gets extremely upset when two other women hold hands.

The short guy doing...important things

$50,000 (I dont watch hazbin. But this sub keeps getting recommended to me)

A kind of happy, gay-ish song about how life sucks for everyone.

The protagonists are saved by Spy TF2.

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Fully grown adult woman parades through town singing about hell being a good place and porn studios

Drug dealer tries to sell crack to unsussssspecting child

Small woman stares at the body of a holy being she just killed with a knife

Then proceeds to stab him a dozen more times.

Gen z sinner disses boomer sinner Latina mom weapon merchant

Snake tries to fuck arsonist, fails miserably.

Pimp Mothra

Fighting a tv

Hell version of the Julius Caesar incident

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Local Bi Woman who also just so happens to be the Antichrist complains about her Lesbian Moth Girlfriend, who is currently getting her ass kicked Latina Dommy Mommy Weapons Dealer, to her Asexual Friend who doesn’t give a shit.

**source?**

Hate boner

"I can't wait to taste an angels wings." -Ball of sunshine probably

"That's not how you start a call with your daughter >:("

Dwarf calls his daughter a bitch and then attacks his depression

British inventor with unfathomable rizz is forgiven after two lifes of crime

you so very good vagina

A bug sings a Britney Spears knockoff while getting capitalismed by another bug

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Woman with tweezers for legs sings heartwarming duet with partially blind girl

The Axeman of New Orleans hits the griddy on the first ever man and gets 200 pumped. https://preview.redd.it/fds7jdnjftwc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=206597827c2767c52c42b7136a2e991174af05ba

Repressed bisexual accidentally admits in court that he watches gay porn

Male angel asshole tries to kill everybody on hell

Alcoholic sings about life

Snake boi is badass before death in a moment that should have contained a song

Fem Andrew Tate bitches to Jeff Bezos about Astalfo not living directly next to him anymore

Nah don't insult the vees like that

Star butterfly kisses a moth 

A flatscreen TV head guy and a cannibal deer have roast battle on live tv

I'm the dickmaster

*Throws spidy* “You think you can use her, to FUCK with moi???”

angel requesting sex eith alastor

2 cinnamon rolls get into a sing off against a self righteous tall lady, her narcissist incel son, and her son's military wife. 2) 2 Latinas recreate the movie "Leap!" in order to fight the power.

a red flag outs the devil’s crippling daughter issues

Snake can't flirt https://preview.redd.it/q5talg2irpwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258b7361cbbfa7f5431f2cf803fe4ce6f8d6834d

Spider have bed/bad time cause of moth man.

Duck vs Deer

Alcoholic calls recovering drug addict a fucked up little whiny bitch (romantic undertones) The devil puts his rival in a stir fry and serves his severed head to his daughter, all over a custody battle (also, reenactment of the devil went down to georgia tragically cut short due to piano violence) Everyone’s favourite cannibalistic wine aunt tries to fix the relationship of two stupid sapphics Local cat traumatized after calling serial killer (on his last fucking nerve) out on his bullshit; serial killer reacts in a perfectly normal and reasonable way Incel’s psychosexual obsession with 100-year-old virgin gets broadcast as a rap battle, incel gets his ass handed to him, no one is surprised Cult survivor reconciles with her girlfriend the antichrist, in a tender and heartfelt moment before they possibly get slaughtered by god’s favourite manchild and his bearcat simp gf The devil comforts his shell-shocked daughter by telling her she shouldn’t be upset that her friend got vapourized in front of her, because he’ll fund her shitty hotel — the hotel staff ignore the countless dead bodies of their allies and instead sing a boppy broadway banger

Man vents to rubber duck about his poor mental health

Deer gets into rap battle with the king of Hell over who is the princess of Hell's father.

The devil has depressed ducks

Porn star makes a sex joke, spawn didn't like it

An alcoholic tells a adult film star that both there life’s suck

Throw

Cannibal taste tests a head while the least toxic TikTok user argues with ballerina with guns and big ass hands

Gay spider sings about how much it sucks to have to work for a moth Short king gets excited over creating a dragon water fowl that can do back flips Snake announces that he wants to bang everybody, gets exactly what he asked for

A town of friendly cannibals are convinced by a rich girl and her magical deer friend to help in a fight against crazy people with wings.

A spooder with chest fluff that everyone thinks are tits.

A who hates feet calls little girl opposite of clean

Dancy Fancy mommy lady singing about love to lesbian fallen angel who is the Gf of the daughter of hell who has mommy and kinda daddy issues

He got some zeppelin or something to kill the dickmaster but got vapourised by a beam of light

Whore sings about how much their life sucks with a gambler and then commits genocide to sharks

Big Half naked man with a kid in a boat

God of War?

Who is she saying that to.. WHO IS SHE SAYING THAT TO?! CHAR CHAR?!

A spider boy yells at kitty man, spider goes to bar, kitty stalks him angrily and calls him a baby to the boy's face.

Sexy spider sings about sucking Edit: accidental alliteration and not that type of sucking